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Page 2, Terrace Bay-S~ j a" iber News, Wednesday, Septembe 116, 1987. The Terrace Bay Box 579, Class Co. Ltd., Second Editor Advertising Office Production the country May I share birds, animals, this summ<.': provinces and the Across Manitoba the a deer starting to jump- forelegs in still down. In Saskatchewan the deer jump, and as you drive through Alberta, they aren't coming down again- skies etc., stretch of the Canadian prairies. highway departments plan it this ) (log, Fri. June overpasses have ND approaches. There are no wind for hundreds of miles in At Fox Creek, forests OF hills to nks. His answer 1S recorded " 'around Petro-Can there, up cenotaph, drive behind the Community that isn't enough, that is honoring the oil industry for creating forming this minute on the service Kaybob Drive, and onto the highway. North of Dawson Creek, on the again the sign warning of wind gusts on this time due to the deep and tortured scene, and all done by water. with you a few sightings other than that we enjoyed 9 We spotted some road signs in the 'deer crossing Signs showed are in mid- front quarters lower than the hindquarters! It is a unique symbol of the Did the various GUSTS" warning at the any direction. Alberta, 4 small discreet road sign indicated the presence of a dumping station for R.V.'s hill. It was So modest we decided where We could the hill, past the Hall.' As if the route of a parade scheduled to come around Petro-Can, up th Kiskatinaw River, twisted canyon, One wonders what value oneupmanship has if our country is really trying to welcome tourists: most hind legs darned if 5th) is SO to have a "prake' the dump in the log: the town, road and h, off the bridge, a truly see page 9 Arthur Black Fear Yourself We have nothing '0 fear but self -- Angst. Yo fear itself. screw Up Y Franklin Delano Roosevelt Actually, old FDR didn't know out. Terminals one and Frigo and Claustrophobics. Fears are very big these days : In fact it woul n't be hard to nails over ue that Fear, in all its manifold ow" parlor, disguises, 1S the theme song our time. Some pundits insist tha ozone, nuclear ve live in the Atomic Age, know ' mo Post Industrial Age, the Space _. Age or the Computer Age, but not mid-s . As far as : concerned the era ded in should be dubbed i ae Relax, we have the Age deteriorating rhaps it was more -sized fret you were after? we're embed- pnbeet + . Soaring insurance rates? The dollar? The Lake Discord? s a vous little grimace just to get it Z There's a lot of it going _ around, Life supplies everything from eensy-weensy anxieties ro" (potholes, middle aged spread, and/or two 9 Pearson International Airport) that you can nibble your finger- in the comfort of your to full-blown, galac- tic-sized terrors (AIDS, vanishing holocaust) that of a How those too. i es? about our acid rain ruined Meech a en cet away = --_ (WELL, | THINK | covlLD DO The final standings in the Men's Slow Pitch League for 1987 are: TIGERS- 20 wins, 4 losses, losses; wins, 10 losses; wins, 10 losses, wins, 14 losses, T wins, 15 losses; BREW- 6 wins, 18 losses. The quarter-final playoffs have been completed and the semi- finals are about to get underway. The Goodtimers will go up against the Tigers and the New Yorkers will meet the Lakers. for 1987 The top 10 batters thighs and various potentially fatal cardiovascular vexation. Fine. I went out and invested in a pair of sneakers, a track suit and a tri-colour headband. But before joints and cartilage and yes, even to the heart itself. As if that's not enough there was a SLOry in the news about some pald-headed jogger who returned from his morning run with blood running thought the guy s giant mutant egg OF what, but it certainly gives you something to think about. get right down to it activ- people who are terrified of News every Wednesday by: Laure Terrace Bay, elephone: (807) 825-3747 Permit Number 7 in town : ee Ae Ken Lusk nee 2 ae Christine Wilson Mente gag AREER erect Gayle Fournier ae .Nancy Parkin with at least 48 at bats are: R. Brend, 614; H. Roos, 556; A. Jensen, SAT ¥ Gosselin, 537; E- Sheridan, 530; J- Corrigan, - 29; A. Lavigne, 529; R- three players quite enough at bats put still had an excellent year. They are: L McKie, .610- 41 at bats; F. Capy, 46 bs can't abide the sight of the Northem Lights. Scared of snow? That's Chionophobia. Can't bear the way peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth? Your arachibutyro- phobic. Believe it or not, there's even a substantial body of people nd who are utterly the Queen Mi smacks of call such Anglophobics. Topophobia seems to be the single thing that frightens more people than anything don't know anybody this side of Oral Roberts or Don Cherry who doesn't suffer from it to some the fear of performing fright, in 4 ase. And lest we forget let's all pause for a moment of silence in tribute to the worlds poor belea- guered Panophobics. Panophobia is the fear ..- of absolutely every" thing. There is one other angst- <2 rae = aorta t TOSt-OF als scof! Single copies 35 cents Subscription rates per year out of town $18.00 Canadian Community Newspapers eo 8 Ontario Community Association and The Association Niagara Falls this weekend. Congratulations and good luck The windup for 1987 is sched- uled for Sept. 26. Hope to see you there. 2 Linda Orlesky. the number ee If your like me drive a little slower and { : and tend look oY our shoulder a lot on Friday { 13th, don't be ashamed Of | We're in great company. : The famous musical compo Arnold Schoenberg was perha the biggest Triskadekaphobic q to pull a blanket over his hei Schoenberg feared and avoid anything OF any combination things that could add up to and for many years he told ev! one who would listen that would surely die at the age of 67, 76.0F 85. Why? Because U numbers each add up to 13, t why. : The odd thing is, Schoer did die at the age of 76. He died at 13 minutes b midnight. On a Friday the 13th. Pe eee ee