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t insertion. , A’ “at: discount for contract advertisement. “at: struouons will be inserted until forbid and ohfl'fod full time Advertisements sent without in- odvertioolncnto measured by a scaled solid nonporeilâ€"fl lines to the inch. "AN ENGLISH AGENT." I. clemencoon Charged With Bolng Ico- rotly in British Pay. Pants, Aug. 7.~â€"The trial 0 nod here on Saturday of If. Ducret, Itor of tho Cocsrde, and M. Morton, she with having forged documents all inhovo been stolen from the Britis embassy, which showed that certain Frenchmen were guilty of treason. During the pro- ceeiings a sensation woo caused by the Marquis de' Notes. a witne- for Ducrot. shouting to If. Clemenceau, "You have been for two years a secret agent of ling- t . loud." “ Prove It," replied I. Clemen- cssu. “Nothing Is ruler." :uwam the witness. The president of the court refused to rith the Marquis to continue, and he eft the stand, saying, “Everywhere I iucot yuu, Clemenceau, I shall soy you are n secret agent of England." ll. Clemenceau then took the witness stand and gave a detailed account of the conspiracy, after which the Advocate General summed up the Government coco. - England and the Triple Alliance. litmus, Aug. 7.â€"i’rior to his departure for ilouiburg Lord Rosebery, the British Foreign Minister, had a conference with Emperor William st Osborne House,Qneen Victoria's residence on the Isle of Wight. An buui‘im the fact became known, the nvwspupors renewed the discussion as to England's adhesion to the triple alliance. The liumhurger Nschrichten, which is one of the (“’ng8 of Prince Bismarck, says, in commenting upon the matter, that after 2h..- Siamrse failure England Is trying to obtain (lurinnny's support in her coming conflict with Russia and France. The Nuchricbten argues that Germany ought not to abandon her traditional friendship with England, but at the same time she L'Jlilllut make a dangerous sacrifice for n power tlist is likely to offer only sympafltfig With i'laruisny in time of the Intter’s n " Insist on Annexation.” liovum'u', July 18, via San Francisco, Aug. T.â€"â€"i’rof. A. 1). Alexander, special ill-.wsiiou commissioner, lesves by the simmer to day for the United Staten. In special session yesterday the councils went m. I :- bin. luril'tll‘ll'fllfi, which are very gene- ml nml virtually csrte bluucheto make the bust terms circumstances will permit with the United States for the benefit of llswmi [Hill good government. He is xliret’tt'd to “insist on annexation, first and last.” but to ucoept a protectorate if no nltcrnntive odors. Cam bodln‘s Little Claim, I’Anm, Aug. 7.-A despatch to the Tempe from Saigon says the excitement in Cambodia is increasing. The King de- clares that the time is ripe to regain Batâ€" tiuuberg. Should Franco refuse to act he intends to overstep the powers vested in him. The Cambodians are chagrined that nothing has been done for their benefit‘ mid are prepared to assert their righto. No Trentv Signed. liEIILIV. Aug. 7.»-'l"ne Italian embassy Jars ()nillifllly denies the truth of the re- ‘rmrt that u treaty has been concluded be- awoen ltaly and Austria. A Eoclsilst Congress. BERLIN, Aug. 7.~The international So- I cislist Congress opened at Zurich, SWthOI" loud. yesterday. Mosisserre 6053 FREE. The Boston Court Refuses to Grout Ix- trotlltlon Papers, Iiosros', Aug. ‘7.â€"Alfred Morissettc, the alleged forgor and fugitive from the Domin- ion of Canada, was before Judge Nelson in the United States Circuit Court hero. James Kunbar, the crown prosecutor fbr the district of Quebec, road the deposi’ firms from Elias Mailioux sud Eustace (lei-main, both of whom were accomplices of Morissctte. The testimony of both was very damag~ Ing to the Alleged criminol, but Judge Nelson was m‘ the opinion that their testi- mony mcio‘ not be relied u, n, and, furthrzr'no‘fa, that no judge in Quebec would convict Morissette on such evidence. Mr. Dunbnr msde o plea to have the prisoner ntrsdited, saying that he did not wish to have the man convicted but to be extradited under the new treaty. and that it was probable that the Canadian Govern- nient would find additional evidence to convict him at the trial. Mr. Dunbar cited cases and quoted law and then asked that the petition of the Canadian Government be granted? Judge Nelson took the case nndor advisement and discharged Moris~ sette. N......_.A...- .- _ M.__.-4 -m_.__.. An Oldm'rime Journalist Dead. Mourns“, Aug. 5.-â€"lfr. J. (i. Borthe, aged 7], is dead. illurnfllllu in Canada, having been active- y engaged In editorial work since 1887. ll:- wrote from Psris in 1844 on owork called “ ('nnsda iteconquered by Up to i860 he was editor of the Canadian. "Jed." Killed. ‘ Sausu, Aug. 7.-A G. "i". "B. strm'k s milk wagon drivrm by the two yesterday morning. The horse bolted in front of sons of Alexander Mitchell the engine which smashed the rig, instant ly killing both boyo Accidentally soot. Home“. Aug. 7.â€"â€"J He was one of the old” France." Poitroswos . or whether rhod Sullivan-Corbett prise fight row!" he asked as he offered me a cigar. “All well and content." I replied as I hit the end 08. ‘ “And my friend the mayor!" “'i‘olersbly fair. I believe." “And the boys down in Wall must keep busy, I seef” “Y‘I "Well, old man. I'm a hoop glad I old you. Just does my eyes good to look ato man from New York! Remember our lit- tic trip tom Island last summer!” K It‘ dn‘l' l humbly acknowledge that [didn't re member anything of the kind, but I didn't wont to hurt the man's feelings. "And our excursion to Long Brunch?” tdYul." l humm acknowledge again that l prevsrlca , but whdt was I to do? You can‘t hurt a mun more than to forget you went on an excursion with him. “By Ground but this Is lucky." he feel» burly rxclslmul us be [united the on the shoulder. "You’ve got afsmily Bible in the house, of course?" "I w» l~â€"yes." "3?..2 u’ve no objection to a now oneâ€"- some“ In 'l‘urkuyâ€"momocoâ€"gilwlutd ~43,va llustrntionsa-wortlt (fl-‘5'" “NU.” "Then come with me. Ills; publishing house down ben- failed them hor tiny, and l lmlii;lll. Ni) Bibles for it song. Il.ivo given away ull but live to my friends. Justu lit» tle token of remt‘mhrnuuv, you knowâ€"â€" soixiciliiim to keep my memory green." (‘nuId I ell-spout. such it mun M limit of Inning eviIdI-slgnsf lluil I the sligliuwl renmm fortnking him for u bunko m-iuf Ii‘s uII right enough to my I ought to have known beiierthun to go with him. but put yourself in my pincer Does it seem pussibli‘ that u but] man would want to present you with u gilt edng Iiiblc \vm'tli .52.}? 't'i- wulkcd siulr- by side for a mood muuy squunes nml finally turned into n doorwuy and nscrndod rt flight of stairs rind entered is small room. 'I'bt'ru wen- li'. c Iiihlos piled up on n C(llllllt‘r-“jllfil. such liilili-s (is my friend had described. lie or- one of them in u box and mldress It to me, (dun-5,4,": prepnid I wus expressing my thzuik'i In a broken voice when at sud fflCi‘d young mun ('Hlll‘ll our attention to the fuel. thnt. be was an uncut. for u Cuban lottery, HI'Il vlmt he would be rejoich to see us hit liii- corporation for ubout $20,000. i thought it ri-ni kind of him to oxprtws himself in tbut Way, nml l frankly told him so. 'l'ln;t Hei‘llit‘tl to please him. and nfter thut I think he prove me his full Confidence. The dour friend whoth brought me to ihu: Iliblt- house didn’t seem to take any in Irri‘s’f. in billing $20,000 in tImt lottery" i‘x:il. is, he didn’t for the first fow minutes. it was only nfter the sad fuocd yoqu mun hml oxpluineil how much good we could so- omupluh in the noun: of charity with such a mun of money that he threw off his nmntle of indifference and took me snide for a private talk. He said we bud struck a soft snnp and that it would be almost criminal on our part not to take ndvmr mgu of It. Iiia half of what we struck Would be turned over toaChicugo hospital. while I might do as I liked with mine. though I would probe.ny remember the orphans of New York in u libcrnl manner. .. believe we bought MOO worth of tickets. I think the idea was to hit all the prizes in the lottery at once. and bankrupt the whole Irtlnnli of Cuba. Then we put 11133250 apiece lo prov-.- tn the sud laced young than that we. were financially responsible for sonié‘ thing or other. My friend seemed to know just what to do, and I li'f. him manage the business. There: Wit-:ndrmving. It was a d rowing without so? grunt amount of cere- mony connected with it. 'We didn’t hit anything. The mmmger wns sorry for us and suggestch another trlnl. We somehow missed it :mnln by s lmirbrewith, and we tried itngnin. We came within just one . , "'“A”; onrsk'. ‘u .CLQ mt 1'0th MP. Astor. FOR A PRIVATE TALK. figure of hitting stamp, Our money was now all gone, sud so we Went out nud- walked up and down In the glad sunshine and spoke to each other only st long inter- vals. When we ilnslly [ltl'tefl‘ my friend acted chilly and distant and left me abrupt ly. l lmveu‘t the least doubt that he had thmmht it. all over and concluded I was h Imnhn stirrer. I don’t. wunt. nny syfiiputhy. I won't Ml mu llmi l mu bunkm-cl. I simply met a nt'lil‘f‘nlm man who took me for rm old frivml of his and wanted to make- Ins o prrsrut. Trim, the llible hasn't reached mu yet. but there might have been a min: mite In the address, or the apron cor might have been held up. He didn't want togoiutothe Imn-rycutcrprllc. When I think of how i enouurmml Min and realâ€" tsethst my enthusissiu lost hint as ll bard mh.myeoeseimm-ms that) on a villain. If we ever meet .tn. I couldn't blame him if he refused to roost killed at St. Cue on AM- nmn by the can.” of s us In the M” m .. hands of George hberge. The shooting men“ is supposed to have been occidental trench-Custodians having the Ito..- lfascsssrn. N.K.. Aug. says L500 FrenchOon mostly wives. have lett for m since closingnf the Amoskssg h honing. Model With the PM. In“ 7.â€"1'he Ulla mills and that the exodus continues. although the numb. THI “RONA 'l'ho senor Isptntns not too Wave at otwtttnuen to letting 0n. Bur RIVII Jonâ€"Tn. other do, these ccmeridlngn‘pto‘l'll Sucrose-season- clout looking nub who called hr the sit tor any mused himself - lshflv. Joe. esophwosmcuotsdco o mom hequ esyuss cf the drift panel. Joesph himself but bo'rtwofeulwuoed stock-kin audacious-dunno” mated am ’90 «rue intc.JcssflI.ond misuse modeafsw.wtth issue-m NM .u M. o. ukod'em.snd they’ve“! said "No!â€" ' Wm ” q. u . It lunar "fiat-hwy. whoop Mi. "In- “mtâ€"thh- .33 uhmgleth'ns u no: the Jean Job Lines in Dress Goods bu, Wt}: '31:, “am”; ‘9. .y , -~ , m M “"d ' yanks t League o AWN. _ 1,. .‘ his crItser up the depend through THE A wuocauu. ‘ a.“ mm z. and“. go, a. m u... 30 M No. l.__Nobb’, 2‘ in. Summer Tweed. Colored Prian at 59c! " gig». Ktcsss one. and out at tho back door, ‘ and the last we saw of him he was making fa the hills with tears In his eyq and his long lceks‘waving in the breeoe. Arowomauâ€"Thseditor of Tun Kios- In (who Is cur-elf). the mayor of this town (who Is oursoif) and the territorial council representative from this district (who is also ourself) dutresteospress the public for the little sloir which oe Iit'l'l'li s. narrow minded young mun to put made at“ 19"“ mm Sb“ “'1' I | l I I I ‘ Inn over to Lone Jack in aday or two to ' published an editorial lust Week stilling us I ' an cgotist and an and if we make so poor ‘, ' spply for A position as lighthouse keeper. l 1 i i l. so”. his naretsto corn or us DANCE!) AND DODOID. curred on Apache avenue Monday after noon. As Is generally known and under stood, we wont to be postmaster here. We have wonted for the last three years. From the present outlook we may wnnt. for three years to come. We were on our way to the bunk at It o’clock when we encountered the critter who presides over nfl'alrs at the post- i ofllce. He claims that we made a move to draw on him. His actions certainly led us to believe that he intended to get the drop on us. It seems that he fired five shots, and we 1 fired four as both of us danced and dodged around on the street, and then the crowd Inter-fared. We do not apologize for shoot- Ing at the postmaster. but for not hitting I him. In fwct, we haven‘t the cheek to look ‘ a Chinsmsu in the face since that event. As editor of Tm: KICKER we ought to have i As mayor we i ought to have plunked him twice. As n rep rescutntive of this great and glorious terri» tory we should not have wasted sshot. \Ve , feel disgraced and humiliated and realize ' that We deserve the local censure and ridi- cule being heaped on our head. life are go- inti-rview the editor of The Banner, who ; a. record with our shootingirons over there, we shall resign our political offices, sell of! all our property at auction and go rust and Wanted n Square Deal. One night when Cactus Jim and I were on guard at the corral he said: “I was cow punchin on War river, Idaho, when somebody started a town jest whnr the stream makes a sharp bend. i heard 5 good deal about the town, and one day 3 got My and rid over thar. I was sit-tin ll saloon when a fellow rides up from t north on a played out mew]. He was across will . in. Ins." mid the usurp. ssvunlrsllmodahnttheywcn't , woken-of“ 210 classic - II Itltlh - 820 Don't “mbotmsbergsin. “Woe-5mg“ neutron-baths" dn-eocoe is «x... "l veme.“ “ so cos'weo't ~â€"â€"-â€" “WNW “lie. 1 make traeka'ssld thstsomp. meet. The association is oflerlng big in- ducements to smsteur wheelmen In the wasting-salaries. worth lilo to 200. for 9“. No. 8.â€"Grensdines, oil-wool Serges, Fauc check Tweods, worth 200 to Guard (of. the World's folr)-rl odva to go to your state building and make f osort of headquarters for receiving snail. writing letters. resting. etc. Whit stats are you from! 30 or 130. Drummerâ€"Well~â€"-crâ€"-whlch state bulld- WAYalgigflNmu 0’ '1‘ lug Is the most comfortablefâ€"New York an.“ .50.“. m “m h N) .«y 4., Weekly. hum ,“r h, “0301mm ___._ Have you ever tried Watchs [lot 11.3.. All...“ (1’. The house in which Stephen Decatur, Corsets’i If not, you have npvor lady-“ Mn, Bing.“ bout.) the Dal:‘:e;01.d was born to still standing speck} vuue. in black and colored comfort. Just think. you can’t Mk Servantrâ€"No'm. near I n - H - min I a steel. The cost 1.25. i‘“"“-" n ’0“ “ll “‘0 "‘0 WWI“ N Nothing is wasted in China. The mg. I eunettoo and L cs y 8 at hornet ' of various fruits rind the shells of nuts are cleaned, dried uml curved Into ornaments ed the most graceful kind. When Bourbon county, Ky.. elects o Lid he Io elected for life on good he- v or. Since lSIiOonly four judges have been elected.sach of them holding once until he died. In England some striking forgerorkm recently decided they were In the wrong, and besides going back to work at once voluntarin [mid their employers £25 In- demnity fonthe loss caused by their strik- Inn. Editors of morning paper" in Germany leave their offices at 0 p. m., ..;‘.d the papers are on the press at ll o‘clock. General von Servont-Assoon as she gets the parlor dusted, mum. an she‘s nearly finished now. â€"Boston Globe. O’DONAHOE BROS. W Telephone 109. BROCKVILLE, ONT. .I ' :1 “Now. Johnny. do you understand thoroughly why I am going to whip you?" "Yes’m. You’re in bad humor this comic. on you've got teh lick some one before you’ll feel setisfied.”â€"-Life. Finished With nor. "1 notice that you don’t call on the B” girls any more. Why is it?" “The last time I woo there I asked her if she had anything I could take home and mad, and she handed me a book on how to keep house on 0300 a year."-â€"Indianapolis Journal. The Hardest Kind. Aunt J ansâ€"Is the water where you live now soft or hard? Lyn Woollen Mills Woe Niece-I guess It’s pretty hard. The girl sputumsd some on the lamp chimney the other night, on it broke all to piecedâ€"- Trademark Review. Of Course She Does. u Mrs. McBrideâ€"i wish you would tell me why Puttl calls every one of her tours s "forcwvll tour?" Mr. McBride-0oesn‘t she fare wellevery tli'newaotroit Free Prime. Tonsoriol Item. ileuisn’t Mrs Maydupp’s black hair pretty? Sheâ€"4 don’t think it half so pretty as her light brown.â€"â€"-’i‘exns Sittings. Too Much For lllm. Williamsonâ€"I've quit my barber. lIi-IuIi-rsniim-W'Iiyf \\'ilIisnmon-â€"I iis first buby is beginning to tnlk.-~'i‘ruth. Making Himself Comfortable. Wife (to corpulcnt husband)â€"-Stsnd just there and let me sit In the shadeâ€"Hum Istiche Blotter. A WHITE CITY WAIFS. World’s fair guides charge 50 cents an hour. The largest. Chet-so ever made Ie probably that now at the World's fair. In the \Vunmn's building u model kindrr- gnrtcn tic-copies 6. room 80 feet long by 60 feet wide. The Infants Eiiiuiie is represented In the Chicago fair by two pretty vases that she borrmlf pitivik'tl. Azistruiln slauwn 0. gold nugget weghing {ii'lillouncrs and tin astronomical clock“ feet high, which shows the movements of the sun, Mercury, Venus, the aarthond the moon. _ .. .. --... t Road Not Arlght. There was s dim light In the front parlor when the brignnds renchod the house short- ly before midnight. ’ The chief sent the neophyte forward to reconnoiter. In a moment he returned. and Gyed mi“! and 100k“! 35 if he’d bl" CTYID- nglndsomc smile was visible ill the moon’s The fell" Who Owned “W 9010011 W35 01W I pale radiance playing about his lips. marshal, and the cross eyed man calls him out and sec to him: " 'Ar’ this a free and enlightened kcntry or no!’ " “She ar’ fur a fact,’ says the marshal us be proudly swelled out his busum. “ ‘Kln it man gitn nqusr deal In these yore sf' "'Yo' bet he kinl That's what the glo rious nineteenth century Is yore fur, to gin _ every varmint n squnr’ deal. Stranger, call up the boys to drink at vo’r expense. and thou We'll see that yo‘ hev deed londs of Justice.’ . " ‘Cou‘t I git justice without th‘stf’ axes the teller, who had a stingy look about him. “ 'Not real, solid Justice ’ so: the marshal, ‘not the sort that stays by 10' fur two or three days.’ “Wool, the teller sort 0‘ tumbles of! his ole mewl and calls up the crowd to licker at his expense, and he had to put down 18 big dollars to settle the bill. " um. case is jest this,’ he says as he stands up on a bor'l so that all could see him. ‘A teller who wss campin with me up at Puma Creek stole my watch and dug out. I dug arter him. In crossiu the creek he not mired in the quicksauds. When I overtook, him his mewi had gone outer sight clean down to the saddle, but had struck hard Ian and stopped. The teller wasn’t gain own any. but he had no show to git oshcre.’ themes-bot. “'lnecorleldeqbutlnrescvorwniote ‘ don't hit him. That’s what I'm yen toeomplshshout.’ “;'It’sewhtothsotonto'yu’royu.ltohs "fiesfiondlwoutosuosr'dcotfl "'Iscthsswcrda'sssthe nor-bold"? wutjutlcetesmdsemebsdycutthsrte pe‘phhnsossrthstsssdlsr "Noble cuptniu," he reported, “a young girl hurries with her lover there." "Curse them.” hissed the chief, “we are i foiled. ” "Nay, nny," exclaimed the nrgophyte ex- ultiugly, "we have only to wait it brief tiine.uud they will'be gone. Even as l l stood there I heard him say good night.” The lender sum-red in scorn. “And Is that all the evidence you have i that that they are. about to bctuko tin-in- l selves away?” he demanded contetnptu ously. "It is. noble captain." The old robber turned to his men. “Company,” he shouted, “attention! About, face! March!” ,, In the dend of night. there was no sound save the m tidied trend of the retreating bandita‘Detroit Tribune. An Optical Illusion. “So they’re run the milli through your form, after all, since lost season?" i l l I hsio't. That's one of them "No. they IIorvard college chops that's bosrdiu. ever to Jake Berriek's."â€"â€"Lits. Avoided the hanger. There was a look of wild distre. upon bcrfoce. She rushed from the troinsnd clutched the conductor by shearmoshe steed upon the platform. She was not benutflul, but interesting. It was usorly a minute Hussite was give coherent utterance to Mr W” “1 how fie u, Pm, , , was “ht. olIttle. “l--l‘ve rental." mmflmwmum sum-nous "Ids." lush: Iain. --â€""yeosss t .Yeowsrssstis ‘Eéhewi Muitlw tliwl ut ll o'clock uh night. There was only one Berlin newspaper that bed. a line about It next morning. . RECENT INVENTIONS. A linirbrush with n pin receptacle in Its 1 back cow-red by n detachable Inlrror. l l I I i A shirt for the econoniii-ul xnnu having siren-sits Well In cuffs which are deluch- i able. Illl(l reversible. l A combined collnr nnd humus will: .«ui‘r I able prnjcctnns and loops for securing I otlmi portion; of tho lifll'IlL‘IlEE. I A put-iimniic. horse (‘Olltil‘ both Wales of which uvomade of airtight muteisui nnd I provided with a valve for Inflnting pur poses. A device for chalking lines having s ro» , tntnblo g'li'it‘ nnd chulk holder and 41 con- ‘ ncctinn for Importing memo". from the l guidi- to the holder. , A detached-Io protector for: tho backs of books, (‘ulnfilfll lug (:f u ilexiblo curved piece of mntorinl uduptwl ‘m ilO clasped to the back of ncompli-tml mluznc. FIN, FEATHER AND FUR. A porcupine fish. having; thorns insinud of scales, was sought 1: few duys ago in St. Andrew's buy. Florida. I Siliiwtliinp; Kirliilfi‘iltii‘lfy' ufl'ccted the fish | in living-Kong mum's. For Illsilll’lilifi'x‘llit y | w. i'l.‘ in n Hfzitc of stupor nnd nllowvd tlitm- l Qal‘m‘ v. in be caught by bond, making no (1- . in :1, f4; cricnpé‘. ’l‘ho (‘him-so hrtvo bred a whole colony of goldfish, ouch having two well developed toils multwo sets. of mml fins. Biologists say it “mild be equally «Mytobrvcd queui- Tllpt'iix with eight legs. The grunt gorilla at tho Iierlln aquarium i in mid to be very much of a gentleman. He takes it both evi-ry morning, uses knife, fork und napkin in n becoming mmnwrund In at her respects conducts himself with pro- prioty. “AH ask :Is ibc hnir 0n n dog’s buck” expl't->\‘e'.‘i nothing In Mexico, for the Mex- lcuu dog is utterly (Invoid of hnir on III but": or anywhere elsv. The hot climate I liming rt‘mlvrml It superfluous, Mother Hi» I tum kindly divested him of it. l ilirds will) long legs always have short I tails. Writers on the flight of birds have shown thnt tho only use of n bird's tnil is to serve as u rudder during thonct of flight. \l'l.m birds ill'i‘ provided with long legs, tin-:10 are an. a-vtrliml directly behind wht‘n him bird in ilymg um! soot-t next sort of rudo er. RAILWAY RUMBLES. Pullmnn sleeping sud dining cars are now in "so on all of the three roilronds In South Africa. .I. .I. Frey, new generul mnnuger of the Snnlil Pu, Imuir-imzmi stringent rules to the ; t‘llu‘l tlmt nlI oinployws of the company ‘ must wear uniforms when on duty. The completion of the Great Northern railmiy was or lebrntm‘ m. St. Paul recent; ly by xi Kl‘ilf'rfii suspi-nzk :1. of business, elab- orate- «locorntlons and u long street psi-ado. I The famous Klinjuh tunnel of India = pit'l'cr'fl tlw l-Ibwnju Amrsn mountains: about Iii) miles north of Interim it an elcvnr tic-n of ",4le foot, It in 2,3(lilfoet long Mid Wm conslruntml broad enough to currya double line of mils. An exhibition was mode on the Central 3 Railroad of New Jersey ri- ently of n posâ€" scngermr flitwl with electric lights and : apparatus for running them by means of gourinu worked from the axles of the our. ' Two razsidenis of Newark devised the plan, I and it is stun-d that lbcexperiment worked setisfsctorily. N...“ ! CURIOUS CULLINGS. A San Francisco copy reader "bended n " ‘ the account of the death of the chief of t e fire department, "Gone to His Last Fire.” At Pairthcawi, a Welsh watering place, a houseuwuer only rents on condition that ‘ pumps nil St}. uduy. " I I his tenuous :fliilJl “draw no With! from the l I l in sawing n leg at Beaver Dom mills, in ' Burkr county, On. a snake was found In a ‘ knntlmle which, when the tree was stand- ing, was 52 fei-t from the ground. 5 In nowrdnncc with on ancient family ms. tom, when the late Lord Petre was buried. t7 widows, one for eoeh year of his lord- ship's life. "caved I last of bread and A newly minted shilling, It Is o serious matter in Armenia should o maiden attain her seventeuith year with no pectofmarrioge,fcrwbonthefesti- v of St. Bersiusccmssroundsheisou tofsstthmdsysondeotssitilshwi t quenching her thirst unless some kind swaiu premises to take her. HOUSEHOLD HINT'. lath-m curtains seem to go best with straw mailings In the summer home, A teaspoonful of lverlssd slum mixed with stove polish II give the stove a he and lasting luster. Budwetermaykesefeeuedbyulhgs s-oll visliosksttiscf m. he «or- bonoteof limo will heecvnslnunsted co thotinttlo ‘ 'l‘hcbest woytoclron walk auditâ€"ls of tnulcirhto thawdowospssld- stocked line. rhea-s so onus min uncut-seasons Whoa-s ssss. has ten-oval '- & We! tanned-coho“ hold-M. kiss you? Amyâ€"Oh, yes, but (confidentially) there’s no one within hearingâ€"Truth. Have a. good stock of genuine allâ€"wool Yarn and Cloth, Will be: prepared to sell the saint: at moderate prices, and will as all times be prepared to pay the highest market price for wobl in cash or trade. “On His Mind." .. R. WALKER -.â€"..-«.._...._.-â€" 1... BIGiGA’S BLOOIST We have just added to our grocery Depart mont a full line of Family Flour. Every prudent housekeeper should purchase in the best market, Running accounts in grocery stores 4 means paymg 20 per cent more for every- (1/ tlung you buy. .TA .. [197-00 you go in for sthletics at Vas- snr? Sheâ€"Yes. in no indirect way. lieâ€"How is thin? Sheâ€"We go in for athletes.-Truth. Defined. ' ’ We guarantee to sell Flour, Teas, Coffees, ' Tobaccos, Baking Powder, Soda, Salt, Pepper, Mustard, Canned Goods, Starch, Pickles, Vinegar, Blocking, Stove and Boot Polish, Essences, Toilet and Laundry Soaps, Sugars, Rice, Etc., Etc. at “What sort of a girl in she?” - - 3:22.15» u a miss with a mansion.“ least 10 per cent less than any grocery store, which 3 "And her mission is seekiny ‘ m .“hmmunmnn “g: means $10 for $9. . Istresues fleet. Call and investigate ! Self Soul.ch also 10 p01" tent less 5 sizes. . w “Om” “so forth: he“