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A Lou Angolan Mann wu 'rmntly attained for Mo “manna.“dm Ibo goo-non "Inn you not boon intoxi- uud 7" ”I'Ofld "h “jun am VI); In. born uh. uh o! Jniy. um mm" wumnu uh of Julymul was with amt whoa VIOIIMI’I «punish! m "I at July; and to go. through vmh than an. col-bruin- In on. do, an. an puny lull." Tho Dawimant of Agriculture ha inn-d a dream Impacting tho clout mid". all“ lntormuwn reopening um dunno- |in Inn". (Juno: Knox Lime huluurnod to Wor- uuu from flu Median-nun, what. ha ha been cruising for anal month. in In. onnoll-lngnm'l 39¢. and NI had“: In. much improve .' , A moon.“ ”on" pursued by u hunk flow into Lute (My. 00L. am! Ihmugh a ”no of In: glam; three-eighth: o! n Inch thick. . sun” to glue 975. The In. June. Hmiuh. of I‘dkirk. Scot- hnd. who inlrodaood Amati: n: cooking nova into Gran Briniu. was I brow" of the rebel. Colonel lube" Smith. who wu killed in nu. a anal! upon Fan 0an. M Muntordvillo. Ky.. Ind wn “no u worm pet-0nd Maud o! .133 Uml. me, ehiekene and name. selling enough 00 buy ell one OIOHJIDR needed for flu temily. She is Indeed e heroine. end we will wager sunning the! we heve thee ehe la n Chrimnn heroine II mum-mun (lid) lief-1M. ()ne 0! thoee heroinee of whom the world been but little livee noer Lexington. in thin Btete. Ber mum is Selhe Hendutort. Eur hnebend hee been bedridden for nine eere with rhenmetiem. end the heei‘hed our childrenâ€"two boys and two glrleâ€"to rapport. Lee! new she bought 107 eoree of lend. much in originel lore-t. end with the eid of two boys, H end 15 yeere old, nleered five eeree. She out down the trees. rolled the loan. split the reile. built the Renee. burnt the broth with their help elone, end reieed nine belee of cotton. eleo eorn end peee enough {or her own nee. end peid her rent. her etore amount end 840 on her lend debt. She has bought hur meet for this yeer end peid (or it. In eddi- tion to thin the bee done her cooling. milked her down end zone to merlet with A N! Instr-l Monkey. There was a great lose a few months back about Sir John Luhhook's wonder- ful dog, which its master ‘ had almost taught to speak. Ahmonkey has completely eclipsed the quadrnped. A well hnowu American anvant ham intimated tiliworite monkey to become a good pianist; all men- keys. this gentleman maintains, have more or less a musical faculty. It men had not invented the piano. the learned American seriously maintains. monkeys would intel- lihly have done so. Aiaer only tony-eight lessons the monkey Tabitha. who is 3 real ornsment to her sex, could play scales with surprising dexterity. The eoppleness of their fingers. their agility. their strength. all tend to show. at least according to Tahiths‘s master. thst most monkeys are horn pianists. Patience is the only thing required to bring out this hidden faculty. There is soother [set which strikes one. Monkeys have this great advantage over humsu pianists: they have four hands. while men ere unfortunately not endowed with more than two. A monkey‘ amotg other Invent-get. can thus. it will resdily he observed. play a dust without the assist- j sues 0! s companionâ€"Pall Mall Gazette. I In henna. sad I clod than: down below Or and and wiser than any llqu, Watch ‘.‘ Ah, whq of na_|ll_mqy_kp_oy. , n_ A_L , 0N1." DURINU TUE HOXEYMCUN. The President's bride in the moat trust- ing and oontiding woman. She believe. her han‘bund'a fish Mariamâ€"Chimgo ‘l‘imeu N. H.â€"-" Than why don" you laugh? That in a nice 'A ay to "as“ friend's joke.” 8.,N. d. (laughing)â€"" Oh. I den'l know this vacuum“) matter. I thougm‘yon w‘uuad my mtaesional opinion. Fwy pun-don mo.â€" k. First uawqpspar humorist (at dinner punyâ€""I flame: myaalt that is not I badnoey.” Second newspaper humorist (witlggm amiiing)â€"“ Yes, u will an." F. It is dtmcult to get e drink in Mlnneepolie on Bundey. but a shrewd fellow got one the other evening. He went into n drug store with e big'bng in hie hend. edited the clerk whet it wee. went into ruptures over the rere specimen he but! found. and bought 10 cents‘ worth of elcohol to preserve it in. Then he went cut end had his drink.â€" Neu York Sun. DIRECT?" TO THE FOUNTAIN "KAI! We ere in need of a little ploy-spell. end our renders cen get along without epeper one week by calling et the barber shop (or the letest novaâ€"Brandon (Wml Tinm. BE l‘flACTll-H 1' ON THE HELP. Modems was recounting thst her hue- bend was ill the night betore. and it was necessary to send for a doctor et 3 o'clock in the morning. " But] thought you had ndoetor in the house, your eldest son." said I. neighbor. " True. but we only let him doctor the servanteJL-From tle Frrnrh. "'Oh. you. it“. Dr. Gnu will prowl: the mama-Ilsa sermon, Rev. Mr. Moni- mar will dalivex the dilemmas. and more will be other definitions Goo numerous Io mention." “ No,” she and with some sudden. " ah. will no. he the valaludinnrian. but she will ”if 3h. ulutary. md that’s nearly an 7' The oommenoomena exercises no to be "winters-ling." “ Never mini. Mmbs. I'll shuns. 3!! “I“ that the wodding."â€"Tid Bm. MU: KNIW ALL “1017‘! IT. “ Y...” ou‘d Mm Rmhlsdio, “ my dun but filldultu next week." “ under-tan! she is n the head of the: " Ah. John 1" lb. «id. in" baton mu- rhgo. " I In: 1 mm not worthy 0! you. Yong» Inch 3 good man." 0! who con uy how lbu dud folk thrive? Hut the manner morning In cool and tweet. And I hour the live folk laugh in the Immt - Lands» Chandler Jluulruu .u Cougrrgutmmzlm! no a-oiiiniiiiin' hb'fiidfliii'a am Whoa fin! ho bsd found um love vu swoon And rocked not the spend 01 m hurrying loot. 099:5“: brood in_tho loux nighturndcrr the sod On the Janina Fifi)“: Biaha'akaa Orig! u: (on). wondcxlul world at (Jud. V Whom thérihtumg “av.“ uuud. mi on row ; Doc. No} wake “to 5 mud n the duhgm'l a «In. And now that the pan: mu 3 night‘s anon drum? ' not. And [rioting And he in: 5 mo mu m told “I A in. on bl. lips. or n. sud on m. bm'. Could he fool than under the churchyud mould. Al In sum had Mt than: his who]. I". long. Though}?! y yguod with his youth mm. but Mid ’ Imbi 2' ’I‘hoy «gm. him " Old Jonu' when I! Inn be "old Jonu" he bu! been for 1:15.]. you; Yo} h}. fughlul [nomory rm» den _-._ m 'wv' -V wâ€" w-v‘w- ii 1"" 0! down an“ undu tho aroma; grass Du to but uh. loo! at tho dsylmm pm 1' Wm dgyfiumo sud mun mu. u an. to him â€"vv‘vv ,-_ â€"â€"vâ€"v' wvv u-vw-u- II»- ’21.: weaken pun-ad. um! I baud thou “loamy «luau mm onvud U”. “W It“ won Could nun hot," I” ‘ 11ng I.) qad yoqu whu u, mum Inna fl ui'tb'io‘umfinm 'iE; "45:73 '61:? W. D“ Joan I00 lurlhor than I. hlVO “on " Wu he gun with the our: in tho Illt‘hin' -L- l u: tn my window. hug: overhaul. And hand than: any. slow in the “not " {guppy you know and Jonas 11M?" " mm mm: " usua DIFI-‘ICI‘I.?IIB A Real Western Ilerolur HAuIAOI “03KB ERRAT CHANGIH. THE mm '1“ )llN‘AT Odd ung.- ol 'l‘o-d-y. Old Jamal-.0“. Cfll‘" :5anth In no)» out In Uhippou many. A (mm numod l‘onovn was drum I bone and out land 0! "one up a nap bill nan the “new a wharf. Oman. when“. bone Iona: b footing." hand on! u chi! and MI dunno- of “out 50 he. hung instantly mind. The arm: torn- ! on. «and. A Nonh (Inolinn sumo. hon [15d 3 nan in s hedge row. A crow dlflOOVOIEd i0. Ind If“! trying in "in M Drank n on fifth in but. clutched one ' in clan, ml flying a tony or flhy fun In tho MI. I» .1 MI, m than “complicit“ .II pupa". Mn. 6‘ SO! c was she ha. I bond b" any u but pan) the other awning than he: hug-pond hqd given 99! s cm: blsnobo. ‘ Mr. G.â€"-Wb’y. my low. I mun sin but“ n 139' equipaqe. an all"! MI. 0- II I gang» 1‘: I've-r!- I- Ihltl‘.."§v Mn. (.Hflor)~l think in I ah. el hsvo 00 min mound in tho! old con. ‘ , w on MI. Spread-sale ll .Iwnya gelling "mulling new in the wny ct n vehicle» The Tin. (Jr-cu. There huh-ea elother remerheble die- oovory in fit ”one of Sellunt. where (xoevetim ere plug on ruleuve to the prooeae of eetehhebing end building ape new quarter of the city. It in no late then e oomeul merble group of the Three Greeee.ev1dently e work uronted in the pelm deye of enoient aculpture.'end of rere 3101'". It in in e wonderlnl etete of preaervetion. except the unfortnnete lone o! ell three beede. which. it re ho ed. mey yet be nneerthed. If theee be ouud, it will he one of the moat important revele- tione thet tble meme lor proareee end the rebuilding of Rome bee yet yum: ue. “ but how can I lake 3 wits who bu devoted bar lit: .0 me lo such . plm u that. without aooie‘y. sud ask her to any done with this luxury which is slung- pn- I000 L) H " ‘ Dr. Reed was adnoutod n the College of Physicians Ind Surgeons. New York. He is of New England neck. and his gand- fathera on the pnernnl mad msternhl aide tough at Lexington sud Bunker Hill. Ho busflromer who is u farmer in lawn. And wh aids bun to Ohe extent at In: mull menus. “ I could live out there on the prairie. miles from any hsbionion." aid the doctor. " For seven years." said Mrs. Reed, " he laid here without ever knowing how the etreetin front of the home looked. Be used to any that the mitery be tailored gathered in the very wells and wee reflected beck upon him. Then e committee of ladiee made it poeeihle for me to tote him into Vermont. and he set ell day in the eun- ahine. and oh. it did him so much good. He came back in so much better health. but the long Winter indoors wenre hing outflf " l attribute my disease to an accidental prick from a surgical instrument while I was dissecting in Cleveland." said the doctor. “ Malaria and rheumatism com- bined to thoroughiy poison my system and bring me to this state. I had a very ciIen- eive vnst- mortem about the same time and breathed so much of the foul air that l was sick for two weeks. I contracted malaria while in Illinois. I read a great deal when first stricken down. and when I lost my sight my wife took this new burden upon her. In 157:; I had nervous prostration. I have been looking for death these many years. but when one wants him to come he is a very slow eoaeh. " A In It. lla- Nu In. Able to I." Had a: If“: Io: 'l‘\ue-u two Icon. 0:: u pillow an a mm but "10: In No. 792 [any one avanm. Btoo ya. «ya New You Worll mu n. 1000110006“ bond at Dr. Chulu l". Bud. 66 yo." old. who bu not boon “to '0 move had or toot or tun in bad uuu ho wn 34 Ho five. qnly i9 hil_ bogd._ for “9:130“. in A “U IA “IA-LI (Jill. i'ono ohhcse but“ phdwéu. no "If Rankin. a Timb- no Mr. Homoon will bring his Tum Bill before Oh. Home cl Rama-min- on 'Thunhy. . "Whn' Ybu' (109'. can 03 ny Oh» Jonas hull olippod ”Oil“. 7 W0“! "II I" â€" Nun York Sun. " l_lo has 04604 no innumonblo can vnn.‘ 'uid Ih Johnna“. Dolomnly. " Doctor. how to Enter Joan? I bond mu}. gun wry gm." 7 " How did you Ion your money 7 mm. in. 1 Nippon." " Ha Ibo century. mad-m. I oonnlbnhd too bonny to m «nu of man." " Scion“ l“ " Ya. mum. I In on. of the Real, motor umtholdoru."~lrrem: Trarellrr. " bud-m. could! I" you to (in no I cold on of remaining .0 «H I In: I mulchy mun once." What the Indie-e Wot-e I! the Actor Reece. The correspondent of the New York Ilrrald cables to that peper ee lollowe: " The Ascot week produced greet millinery or well no equine triumphs. Even on the two rainy days the modiete ren recee of colors with the jockey. Ascot copiee Sere‘ toge in thet no feminine hehitne eppeere twice in the come kind of costume. On the opening dey the Princeee of Welee wore e cloeeiitting etrew brown eilk dreee, with light colored hende end e chip bonnet to metch, with dark brown velvet etringe edged with gold. She did not weer the ueuei throet clean of roeee which in gener- ally eeeocieted with her toilete. hut ehe reenmed this throet clue: on the gold ecp day. when she wore e rn y brown coetnme ‘ with e white hroeede etomecher. Her L deoghtere on the dret dey wore. the one e. derk penty ehede of blue. the other e helio~ j trope ehede of blue. Upon the leet dey her three denghtere were in the royel inelcenre. weering lewn dreuee. with leint pink epreye in their honnete. The Dceheee cl Conneught choee en ivory tint (or one coetnme ; e plutron of more green illneion end e moee velvet bonnet trimmed with gueh roeee completed the dreee. The erehioneee of Londonderry, who in lem- oue tor originel toilete. wore et Ormoude'e new victory e creem crepe de chine, with e eolt felling bodice dreped in indeeertbeble lolde dreeainu in lront end no ieeteninge visible. The lolde were epperently kept to piece by e m, erlet cl velvet of rich mceeee tone. Miee (treat. the future Oounteee Cairns. bed one of the few Fogero )eekete of hleek, elehoretely embroidered in gold. gold being introduced into the hete. Nun'e veiling. on during the leet eeeeon. wee largely need. ember. old gold. ercene cloth. merigold end hotterccp eeehee being enri- ouely predominnt. Mr. A. C. Mnkeuzie. the composer of ” Columbia " and " The Rose of Sharon." has just produced. under Mr. Oarl Ron's management. in London. 5 new opera nailed " The Troubadour." It steam. to have boon written in the Wagnoriun {8311100. and a critic ggbling “you. it says : “ I doubt it my auditor 'iook 1107117151507 remembrance 0! five consecutive bun." Frank Mayo, the actor, who bu mnde tame and fortune as Davy Crockett, his 3 most extraordinary “union to the pity. and deoluea that he will not app“: in i0 again. unless comrelled by povanylo do so. Mr. Mayo wants to be u "median, and is. indeed, an excellent noIor, but the critics alwayainnim $11M his Hamlef and Othello ml} like Dru y_._henoo his disgust A foreign despatch says: "The coming marriage of Mme. Ohriatino Nileson is one of the leading social topics in” now. Oonut Casa Miranda was once a prominent Paris boulevardx‘er. writing for the Madrid neuro- papera, and was attached to tho Spanilh legation in Pariu. He Is now a deputy in the Spanish Cortes, and is regarded as a rising politician." The first concert of fihe Toronto Mneicel Festival, given lest night. won I grant cucceee. Two Ihoneend five hundred per- sons were present. Thie concert wee eeuen‘ Iielly the moat impatient ct the notice, oonsmina as it did of Gounod’e latent work. " More at Vite." which won preceded by “ God Save the Queen." Han-ion gBeeoher Stowe on Mondsy passed the 750}: mile post in her journey of life, and " Uncle Tom‘s Cabin " is still devnuahing the land. Sudan and Paludilh are jointly writing a new grand open no be entitled “La Pattie.” It will be ready for production in November. Patti begins her wedded life in great style. Show alreuiy supporting I brood a: five children of Niooliui by his former wile. On another oeeaeton. the King tent for a new eoprano. who had made wonderful enoeeee at Munich. to entertain hint with her einu‘ \g. at hie eaetle at Hohentehwan- gen. ‘ V, in the singer arrived the King mold in» we wanted. to near her singing on "m , .. midnight. whey proceeded to a shallow like in the eaetle grounds. and King Ludwig prodneed a gaudy pleaenre boat with a model between e canoe and a gondola. He rented the einger in the how of tin: boat and placed himeel! on a luxurio one pile of ambient in the etern. The little eratt woe propelled by one . which wee ekillully wielded by the K . There he kept the poor artlet singing tor lolly three hours. At last the begged to he allowed to stop. saying that the had already eon- treeted a severe cold and wet really unable to control her voioe. The King eternly ordered her to proceed, but the eonld not. Then the King eaid’he was going home and he enppoeed she knew the way athore. He stepped over the tide of the boat into the water. which was not more than three ieet deep. end oelmly waded ashore and walked up to his cattle. The artiste etaid in the boat filled with despair. For the firet honr she thought the King would enrely eend eome one to her rescue. but no one name and after two hours of waiting the too waded to the there. She went to the castle, but nobody there knew anything about her and she was turned away at an impoeter. She started to walk to Munich. notwith- standing that her clothes were soaked with water and hedraggled with mud. For- tnuetely she soon met a' haekney eoaeh. selfish took her to her apartments. she immediately summoned e doctor. but the fetal mieohiet had been done and she died within at week of pneumonia. The King nent an extravagant turn to pay for her funeral. ‘ oh um: If aha mad Kinz'a' extrivonnooo. Woonor took up hto notdonoo in Mont“. and tho King oooood on tho work at the groot oompooor to ho ptoduood in moanitt cont otylo. He hlmoolt modo dlowingo to: tho ooonoty, ond o tortnno woo tpont on oootumoo ond ooooooortoo. Tho onuuou hooomojoolooo of tho King'o dovotton to tho com or. ond Wogoor woo nun oont owoy. ut ho woo modo rich by ’ favors, or ' thotr tuondohlp novor woo broken. 'l‘uo and King hod ouo othol triond. He hoordo tonor votoo ono any singing hxo tovorlto " Bwon Bong " from “ Loheogrm." Ho oonaht out tho dolor. emhrmd him ond modo him hio oido-do- oomp. The two woro iotopuohlo for o long patio I. ond tho rovorod toner nood to float about on tho mlniotnro loko ot Outlo Borg in a gilded boot drown by owonololng- in to the lonely King onrohoro. The nu in. Ind In Value. At 15, King We 0! Reverie (tho unaided “In other a!) III teal end elender. In! hired end hudeome. 10 to than! this lime he titan-ed bin flu! lug: eepruemuion. Weguu'l “ Inhomin." end i! fucinuod him. He um 10: the coupon: end loaded him with “van 0! m ooellyeel Qiqd. Tilt-3|: perhepe the 505 MUNOAL AND DRAMA TIC. mm - Q-nuo- ol Tl-o. A II I nd I'm-m III-lulu" Nana. Tho Polynuanrom Livorpoolmnh tho wullv mull sud 2'4 «Mn. 30 inurmedmo and «29 noon“ Mm". urine .0 Naomi! M 6 85 ”and" morning. Hoe nul- won Ion-Idol .0 no man. At one o! the on hoioln, n nonllomnn looking in "in or n onndlo with which to light himself to hil room. pun-d n young Indy who hid two undies, 0 which she polmiy 060ml him on. B- thnnhd her. Ind Oh. I". morning “knowiodged the caution in the iollnwing opmnn. The "mind, wnu u tuna-on. a aha nu poiih: . “a Oddâ€"u A com “imam {only four dudâ€" l‘hm m1 3 girl in m muimm man Who could. I! In. Mod. hold 3 «audio to ym Yo}: pvgpo a audit“! nu you_ my than!" June in ehe time when you may expect 00 no the epplo Iree borer let up m‘e oer-pen- eer ehOp m the oroherd. This meohenio you do not went. Build smell firee o! ehevinge. brneh end rubbieh in diflerem pom o! the oroherd on some 0! Iheee sum. mer evemnue end oremeee the hquienfive obepv The borer eleo objeole eo ole-nlim M. We»: ehe bodlee of tho Iroee. eupeoiwy neer the ground, with eon eoep end water â€"-III the boner if hoeâ€"or wieh 'reeeoueblo eerong lye-all “we better if no" or eelepe- Ire Ie mixed with them! ehne prevent me borer tro- depoemng In one. The beetle in not quite on Inch long. striped brown end white. Look on. for In Inflow I Chief Engineer Brown, of the Pennoyivn- nie Railroad, who nee mede e teet of tron tiee. doee not hear their nee et the present pica. Be eeye : “ We hove had some of theee tiee in one on our Filbert etreet ex ten- eion “one 1880. Leet yeer we leid shout 400 or 500 of them on the 4; degree (“live In the Weet Phtledelphte yude. where 134 feet pmenger tretne peee over then every twenty-four hours. The ttee we heve been nting eoet tron: $3 to 34 eeeh. A: long on good on tiee on be procured for net ex- ceeding 81 e pieee we would not recom- mend the edoptlon of iron tier. “though they give perteet eetleteetion. end ere no more trouble to keep in line end eurleee then wooden tree." In if) you:..... . SJXXMXK) 18,000 J “man do In Yellowpluohe seems )0 be going to the val]. Au um rm he bids hit to be extinct n the dado about the muddle of the nineuemh ounmry.~â€"Palt JIau Gazette. The growth of lhe Primrose Longue. by the way. In by no manna the only Indies. Iion o! the increasing importance of eer- vent-girliem in England. At the lee! moo!- ing 0! the Summon Society Mr. Charles Booth celled Intention to the temerhble rum thet the female domeuie eervene ie gredneuy suppleming her mole competitor In the kitchen of the Englioh household. The following figures on vety tome: ble : Male mloor Population. Bun-ante lbfil ....................... woman: 7! .WO mu QAWW Mum Col. J. C. Normile. addressing the cen- ‘ trsi brunch of the Irish National League in ‘St. Louis the other evening. quoted ihe ‘follomng exemplee as root of Irish espseity for governing: ufferin is now overning 9150000000 in India, and enedowne is getting along in his govern~ ment of Canada. Wail governed Spain. snd MsoMehon governed France ; 0 Don- nell governed Cube, snd O'Reilly governed Mexico. The Republic of Chili was really founded and afterward governed by O‘Higgine, J. Ross Browne. while not governing Chins, wse her embssesdorto the civilized world, while Joekaon. Buehsnsn and Arthur hsve represented the Irish rsoe st the head of our own notion. Before I forget it. I must inform you thst an Irishman was with Columbus when he discovered America. I had hesrd of it. end. on visiting Spsin, I examined the original list preserved in Seville. and no mistake shoot it, there is o Hibernisn from the town of Hallway, an the dmumem faithfully provee. Baal “centre no. Blce Throwing at Weddings. The danger of the custom o! throwing rice a weddings has just been exemplified. The v oer of St. James the Lees. Bethnsl (lreen, has for many years solemmzed the ceremony 0! marriage free to any who choose to avail themselves of his kindness. It to usual [or the friends to wait outside and give the couples a reception with a shower 0! rice. and so such on once: has the practice grown that the neighboring grocers keep parcels ready packed for the occasion. The brides are generally pro- tected by their veils ; the hrtdegrooms are less fortunate. and yesterday one o! then-1 received several grains in his eyes. When he raised his arm to shield himsel! a fresh fusilade was opened upon him. and it was only when he staggered hack in pain thatit dawned upon his friends that they had given him a reception with more vigor than discretion. Alter avain attempt to clear his eyes he was led to a surgery adjacent. and he will now have to pass in the ward of a hospital what would have been his honey- moon. Thie is not by any means the first serious accident caused in this wsy.râ€"- Lon- don Times. ' Iâ€"wwo en ecu-co not“ “be ubli u-J; ysuutauu wee thinking whet e elchly. blighted ep- geereue the queer. yellow eteine on it. i wee cuddenly tmpreeced with the not thet the plent wee “ Inching leeee " ot me. And my ilrct impreccion wee correct. Title eurioue Ihruh hed indeed occupied lteell in growing up in ridiculouc eerieoturee cl the “humen loco divine." until it now etcod. covered lromlthe topmcct lee! down. with the queercet Reece imqlnnhle. Neture her token to eericcturin‘. The fleeh-eclcred profilec ctcod out in ctron. relief caeiuct the dork green at the leevee. A diccovery cl one cl theee vcgetehlc merit led to en cuminetlcn cl e eeeoud end e third leel. ;untll oil were eeenned ee clouiy end jenriouely en the leevcc o! the comic pepere ithet lcrm the cericeture lent the liter- ery kingdom. Whet e v noble plent thie would he for one at our proleuionnl ceri- ceturletc to hove growing in hit concern- tory. When on order wee cent to him for e "eventing likeneee" of come rmhn py- poiinoien. he could cimply vieit hie juet cie picte with. pencil end peper in bend. and look our the lane for e Iuiteble cquint, grin or dietorted nose to cketch from. He could. moreover. affirm with truth “III the portrait wee " token lrom nature.” Outhhert Collingwood. the celehreted neturnlict. Iuye o! the jutticiepicte: .. One (I theee plants in the sorden oi Gueteve Dore would he worth e fortune to him. supplying him with u never tolling fund of grotesque phyeiognomiec. lrom which he might tlluetrote every eerie-comic romance ever written." I hove never heard of the cultivation of the cericetuxe plant in Ihllt country ; but boteniete tell no it is a hardy shrub. I think we should be glad to eee the funny laces on in leevee. After all the lovely flowere we ere celled upon to admire. I om sure thut I plant evidently intended to mete as least? would receive 5 wan; welcome Wild-III“. On at tho no» "mun. plum In a. who]. "(Om kingdom in “In known to bot-nin- to tho mm pub. which bu duo boon won numd Ibo autumn plan, any. " BI. Nichols." M an! “at. II Ap- puu Io ho .hnvy. Iago-Mod plum. rub 90:91. MI. chufly "th010: Ibo Hun ”flog! “ain't“ ol_ fin gut gnu; A Ion-I: Develop-cu 'l‘uu In Anus v-Iv r m V ,, v .. ‘ '“'“- Iihiu‘uou can :2; In 30 you" TI. 0‘ IIOO'I‘ l’ .IO'LAN'I'o The Apple Tr" Borer. Malc- Ben-lu- Harm-med. I run or Wu. den TI". A Non! Epicu- The Irish no Rule-u, Msle Tmloor 1‘58! van“ 7‘ .WO 061m plan} an! ,An swamp. I. r can“, undo to fire Inglowyld. one hon! new Ilmlll Fau‘. Onn Bound. Tm- flumu. which were .3- voloplng the kuohon, wan elhn'ullud, sud gm: 3 our» .5. rum-In uf no nut-l ol comm nun nun-Md 'Ilh can ml ml no bmm io whhb tho oil wd brooch! din land on Ibo mama. A row.“ um ho [sun I" m an." or the Mandi-mu. The Bonn-n King mom, Penna. Lnn pold. in 3 fine, handsome mun. wnhn brotd Teutonic hot. and bland hnir nud whinlurn, Ind we." 3 vi .glo eyeglass. [In is lull o! Inn. and when waning 1-1439! ufew yes" no and m nde about than Mum of (him uud hr into the daun on . law any downy. B. in of» you" old. balmy und "tong. Ho «find to "an uulwry nod inhuny. 5nd tough. squint Oh. Put-ion- ": 196b, and 'ilh "mu m 1870. In. K: a mud. Ilm Pro-«hm of mo Comm»! 0! am. noon um Im nonunion-I you Imam held by the HM. , ~Ripening epirite by electricity, instead of by nae. the Albany Sunday Prm eeyn, in now prectieed ecroee the Atlentic. Three incandescent lumps of 32 e. p. ere ineerted in e berrel of whiekey. end their light and beet ere eeid to produce the term eflect on the spirit“ the ripening 0! end. time fitting the whiskey for the merket in much leee time. Good gndgee report thet the prooeee improvee the qnellty of the epirit. An exohnngc any: : " People with very fine complexion: hove been known to trovel on their face." “ Yes. neighbor. you on righl, for only loot evening we beheld n young mon will... complexion no fair on o girl‘s into n bender from n bicycle. and naval obont twenty feet on his hoe through o lot of novel." ~“ I um struck dumb at your conduct 1' exoleimed Mn. Dempsey on her huebuud towered into the house In 2 a. m. the other night. utter pluying u tutoo win: the Inch-key all over the door. “ Wâ€"well. my deer," was the cheerful response. " I‘m sure I hâ€"hcpn it'e u permuneut nrike." -â€"It broken rioe be boiled with one-third milk and two-thirds water. edding one egg to eeoh pint of liquid. end the menu thiekened with oetmeel end oommeel while boiling. it will prove an excellent diet for very young chicks. It keeps well and any be crumbled very eeeily when cold.- -â€"Pigeone will not look :5 lettuce. chick- weed or other green "at! thrown down on the floor of their fly or late; but i! ii' I! fastened securely by mum of 3 bit of wire or cord 3 few inches 01! lbs floor. so they can in“ reach it. they will help lhemnelvee w am much m: in good for them. ‘--A rollicking Irishman tell in love with nmaiden whose father's antipathy was nndisgnisod. “Well.l suppose you have met your fate ?” said a friend to him can dry. “Me fate! and by the powers I haven't,” he exclaimed. “It'a the cult! ginileman's lute that I met." -Mz:e. Moundâ€"conversing with e friend at whose house she in calling. is die- tnrbed by seeing her little daughter in another pert of the room examining Home ornements-“Bortenee. dear. I wouldn‘t touch those things." Hortenseâ€"“ 0h. they're not no very dusty." . â€"â€"-An exobunaa tell! of In irntn run-an. who “temp ted to kick one of his daughter a ndmiran of! Ibo from steps, but missed him by two (out. Any man who attempts to kick with We (on ought to and is aura to miss. -â€"As to the relative merits of herd and soft steel rails. the inventigetionein Ger- msnv seem to leave the matter of west indeterminate. with the eonolueion that the wee: 0! mile depends more upon the impurity of the eteelthun upon its hard- neea or softness. -â€"New York in considerably torn up, no to spent. over the question of whether the girle who clerk in Home ere ulsawomen or enleelediee. We don‘t know whet they ere in New Ym-k city. ha. in this town ythey nre both. ~â€"â€"“ Bow to Act in e Cy lone ” is the humus of a newspaper tiole. The neighbors can use: just us they went ‘0 when a cyclone strikes abe town. but we shell not so it we were going down oeller. â€"-Mamma (at the doll acumenâ€"Now. Flosay. here is a very Inge unortment to select from. Whn kind of a dolly would you like to have? Picnicâ€"Twins. mum- ma. if you please.'â€"-Ilarpwr'n Ilatar. --" Paul. " uid hi- msmmu. “ willy :onflly into the pulor 3nd no it anndp: in uleop 'I" “ Yon. mnmms." wbin pend Paul on his return, " hG'I :1] “loop but his non. " ~Beeobet up: “I hold the. I men should be 3 round end pen-hot men.” Heroin Henry Word difl‘ere from the generality of people. Moe! talks like I man who is equate. -â€"Lmle Johnnie. inquisitivelyâ€"“ Boy. p3, wbn did Mr. Motrin mun last night when he web to Can shout tho ' fuhrio o! n drum ? ’ " Brown. impatientlyâ€"“ Mmoo pie, my boywminoe pip." â€"" It do" 5 am: anod to go down smonu ‘ho children noosuonullv " nid tb. I“ who be flipped sud (all in the Kinder- guhn. ~Whon 3 man will imiat upon ofloring s 820 round for flu return of a 754mm dog. his wife. ought to «)0th hit grist with t flttlron. -Bpnking o! yuhu. it mfy ho tom-Ital thin than in oomidonblo o I dun-ml tor uhoonan n pnunt. -â€"A lube: exohsnn, bu In mm. on “ Bow to Lot Pooplo Help Themlolvol." A flood any“ to luv. you from doc: un- looked. "TM brigm light 0! advancing civilian- .ion in thinlna In 0h. duh Im- ol the oath. Th. 1-) air ol Afghun m: bu Iho gout. And 'IVIufl the cslclnnt rennin- 01 him A Parlour: dune. wu'll do: And upon: this joculu- to Mom. " [I a hot ouough now or you. And mm min tolou we‘ll Irdoutly kiln. And Imou with Joy to him mnwa: And than he bu urbanized :11 am he mil. Wo'll not: who on. 0! hi. bonu. A And no" 'ioflifm'” $7513.37 ' """' '" " Who an In his brother lu "durum “It. With . club. at {and [lat " I. u mum «out: today to: Jun " m not cum «on. to: me. May he tinge and toss: and simmer and rout. Ana ohu 5nd Mud). And burn. And womb and “an and our Gringo And bu body to ctudoxl mu. Than the bun-ring but of A {mum uro lbull uccom‘flilh bll jut cum-non. And (not: u you he hits funoul pm To antnh his luclnenuon. 0'30 ’1' Stu my ' MI 01 boiling on. And a bull o! as loud. wym mu 01:}.qu 03w: u_my sink. and hail ..J ‘_.._:__ A And now I am r-m. my datum". And life drnvu up" its vlma. Son know win my heart n- lmppv An I watch Im not dead man. Our'lm' hu unut r chum" Tu n mi 1n the world to be, AM Invo like a new rou- dnrlmm VIII ulmaom lm- mm um! mv Ax'w‘m'u now. It in only a ran. my animus. ‘ Do you Ask what the m. can Im- \\-‘hy I man that is withered and wig-l Should be In den tn m6 Bomohmiy sum it me. darling», Back In the Jay! M yrre. 0n the mam "n: his ship was nmmu: Away to the droutful war. HIV-Hr- Kill. It: ‘0'!“ “I “0 It. IAID UITO ‘II ”ROTUEI, " I. If WAMH 1‘” ITO. ICBAI’I. lr. W. J Pn'ona,‘ Smmry oi the Mound Beulah-J. died on 8nd- om- Mr. can!" Rider, whila ha‘ninc to mom Ht. Don‘t hen new mm on onurmy uflernoon. loll hum mo row! 3nd dud i 3 (av mmutu from Iheinjnnan room . a. IOIVDI n vhf. nud two 0 ildno. A bony wand" norm [mud over Mm Cum on Wednmdsy and“. the ~qu mutant The rpxre o! the l‘reaby lama Church wk struck by lightning. 3nd '3. no Ihntond IMO I. will hue to be Inken down. The who). building um bsdly r ~ ml. mltkf to "mow onu- witbom.’ pain forifv vnu willuo In my mum" or! medicine dram Mid buy a Mac 0H Panama l‘uolm Corn Extractor and ‘p ly in n hue ed lh‘ thing In done Ge! _ u'nm'n” bud nan h r The Princess of Weiss is really the most beautiful women I have seen of late years. There used to he as handsome women formerly. but I hove not seen one so hand- some for twenty years. She has not a wrinkle or a sign of use; her complexion is hrillisnt. her eyes dazzling. her lips red. - her teeth perfect. her testures commend- ing. her expression thst mysterious thing 'we sell beeuty. her smile enebenting. She was dressed in lilso. and it heosme her msgnitioeut loveliness. Thst sueh e woman son he the mother of a grown up son is preposterous. Her denunters are 174 cy plsin. How the Prince of \Vulel can see hseuty in my one but his own wife seems impossible. The Princess Christian. whom I hove met at the house of e trieud. end who i' s most unsfl‘eeted. egreenhle. cordial women. with much honhomie. stood next to the Princess of Wales. She enooureged me in my progress pest royalty with e oordisl smile sod look of reergui- lion. She wss in black end eosrlet and looked weltâ€"Frame Late London Lrttv'r. 1‘. II" I ran. The" in no look of ao-ulled cures for flu common filmonl know: as corn». The vegetable. him». had mlnenl kingdom» hue been nun-end for com. In. m n Sun enough. how» 39 um momma! on his wsy to church. when. in lean thnu hm! um hour. he wu doly .nd «blemnlv united in mun-go .0 nu vary preNy Imus Mia-Ea Keely, of Albany. ~Hom a Nrw Yurk L. Hrr‘ “ Ethan me O few m'iuuoe'i N" I ad 3nd not married." l neutered his ”Inflation plounntly and proceeded to III him aomelhinu concern- ing km on umm. when he thrust on! his hund hurriedly 3nd aid in I tone of bun- uosn. without nae lam donofiemem at buviim on his mugd anything unusual. lawn Joseph Emmot.juu.. who in the nuromoioua mourn-lion of that vague something which Ibo world bu agreed to «II America: humor. A few morning: :30 I In standing in ibe ( fl‘ioo of the Womminam Hotel. when a hoodaome young Inn topped me on the shoulder 5nd asked me nomathing oboua how long} woo going to ignore him. “ Oh. sdminbly. That it is so clean. No 300., you know, and no 0031 to carry or ashes go empty. Than is in grant advbm tagé."-â€"-C’inciunati ’Iz'nm-b'ta-r. “ And does “as gas renlly hen houses nicely 7 " " These look like reel loge; and burn very naturally." he said. " only they are forever upconrmmed. Well. folks grew tired of simple logo. and now they have taken to making things of term notes as well u “heater. and putting them an the gretee to burn. You see they perforate them so that little jets of flame come from ell puts. One day last week I new two life-like English bulldogs sitting in 5 fire- plece. covered from heed to foot with blue flunee. They seemed very contented. but I gueee it a stronger had seen them unex- geetedly he would have thought it as great a miracle as thet or Shedrech in the fiery furnace. Then. again. one grate I know of in fixed up with 3 chicken on her nest. while still another is filled with little bisque French dolls." A Pittabnrger mu telling me of some of the oddities at nnnnl gas the Omar day. It seems um many home! are heated by the gas. it being burned in grain in which no Logs at “beams. “ We hove one men who driuke 100 glee-ea per any 1" Thin onewer wee In reply to n queetlon u to how much beer the employeee in the Mllwnnhee hreweriee eon- tumeo. The epeeker woe e gentlemen engeged in the office of on extensive brew- ing oompnny. “ Whnt ie the Average eon- enmption per man 7" “ About one and one-tourth gnllone. or forty glneeee daily. As 3 rule our employeee drink fifty one- querter herrele n deyâ€"snenrly $100 worth. During worm deya this number I! increased to lely quarter- end more. Each men generelly taken two glneeee nt one time, which would nuke the number ui’vieiiu iu‘ the her about twenty during the any. Allowing three minutes only for enoh time he knoeke off work there in one hour which he loeea in this way. Some of the men have to well; A block and lnrther. and it often token about five minutes." " Where in the her generally located “I” “ Ours is in a corner 0! the wash-house. We pay a man 860 0 month to draw beer for the men. end he earns his money, too. He does nothing else." “ Do your employees get as. much beer as they eon held since the late strike 7" " They receive ell they wnnt."-â€"illllu~aukr-e Srnti'nel. to the project ourtod out ot Elmiro oevorol yoero no hy the Rev. Thoma K Booeher. 8t. Goorao'o ron down on“ dool during the letter youo o! the rectorâ€" ohip of the loto Dr. Tyog. eon. who grow old in it. end hold it too long. Many ol the old porinhionoro dropped 0!. end the efleiro o! the ohnroh wore in rather n hod woy whon Tyna woo doolly retired on lull ultyy. Ir. Relnolord believe! in new idooo end now mothodo. Ho name to New York tram Oonodo. but whether he lo o Oonedion or on Englishmen I do not know. to now project to o lorae huildiog. o sort 0 none: to the ohnroh. whioh ohnll oonteln n dirponury. 3 library. 5 gym- nntium. o oohool-room. roomo (or the elorgy. 3 room for gnidoo. endomirohilo diotnl-pooitively e smoking-room. And more netoniehing etill. ell will be open 8on- deyo just the name on other days. A church gymnasium end 3 church omohingaoom open Sundoyol And there ore propoeter- one old pturoduotilo who any the world does not move ! The coat of thin new fonaled building loud in equipment will he about $200,000. end Mr. Runetord in quite confl- dent about ruining the money to pey tor it. Perhaps it will he so well iuvcated otter ellooit it were to put up enoihor foehioaehle edifice for etriotly religiooe purpoeeo on Fltth Ivonne. Bringing the young people together Ind making rhom comfortable end happy in not o bed thing to do. Mr. Bsinotord himself is null young enough tor enjoyment. Hie project in a novel one ono it may also turn out I very good one. even it not strictly orthodox. South New Yacht". A New You! In." lo the Bunch Courier uyn: A. u in only a 3009 or .0 tron: Tammany 8." to St. Georg“ Church. m monflon o! Tuninwy umindu mo Ohm I» cannot“ Il: loot mlor of SI. Coors-'0. 0h. Rev. It. Ruhuord. bu gain 3:: undulating on NI hud- jun now. 0: 93am than u with; alg- m or shoal , ,.,7,_ -_ I“ ‘ n I v '- .IHuCUI I. no” '3: n-’ :Ei" .. 'n h "" ‘ 3 church. Thunurpriu an InRulnl tord n- on and burn tome numbinu A ("33.00. (3.0.0- ANIIX. In. Ir. ‘Md'l New In.“ You-g Ennrl'uflnglgrmrm. llow Beer Ian-wen Drink. Natural “In In Grates. A Chm-lulu. Prim-nu. New In.“ on i Branch 06.30. 37 Yonge 5:..me I SIMPLE FREE Buxw'lhmfl tv-r yuuux mm may, $5.” 19 ml"! to no mull M‘u Mm. amp», Don! mace bade-.0». THE CZGK‘S BESTFRIEND -- vr/yrvall-JfI-lhw 5'» mm} I III nu: Bantu" Iii-min. Ifl " 1‘ A.» ‘IlVOUB [net-a. The Hpnuiah budget shows the revenue for fihe «- wmiuu fiscal ymr n'bu 10m 000 000 pout“ sad we expenditure 1014,0000“) GWSW‘IPTIM. Judgment was deliver"! in Mantra-l ygstqrrdly by Mr. .1 antics U .heny. declar- mg the dinentruuchiaemeut of van" for nonpsymem o! It?! civic nnmm labor tn Illegn', 3nd Ol'dBleI the any revimerl to em" "lei! humus on thn Vlnf'm' lint. Young or middle-sued men. nuflcriug from nervous dobiiiey or kindred aflpuionn. would nddrana wnh 10 coma in mumps hr large Irennao. World's lhapennarv Madinal Ammonium. mm Main unset. Buflalo. N. Y. (Joutnbntor~llere In a mauuncn‘pfi I wink: to submit. Editor (waving hm baud) wl'm sorry. We are all full just now. Contribumr (blnudln â€" Vary we" ; I will call satin whan some of you are sober. The Nineeoemh (hmury Club in nu organuzmon than will 00: ms: of an equal number of men and women. It is hardly to ho expected that they will agree on ull subjects; bu! it can surprise no one to learn than Dr. l‘lerce'a "Galden Medical Discovery" m unnmmounly pronounced the mos. nuccnantul remedy extnnl for pulmonary nomumption. as has been dom- ovnruted in hundreds of out»; it pom- mvely annals tlnn dirt-mil) and runner“ health and Ht'engeb, if bdlulniswred in in early ntnges. By dragging. ” Mosquiaoes have selc’um been thicker in Vll'flluia than this wring." Buys Ibo Milford Chroniclr, and it goon on .0 la" 0! an ewo than was literally bind to death the Other night. the pnafla snacking its udder, which Wane distended with muk. A womap. it in said. is no older than she looks. Many women. however. look double their actual age by reamn of mono lunc- lioual diam-darn which Wear upon the nerves and Vflhliby. and which. if uncheck ed, are liable to change the mono robunl woman to a weak. broken-down invalid. Dr. Piano‘s “ Favoriue Prescriptions" will positively cure every irregularity Weakness peculiar to aha sex. and r qu' on but oaingle trial to prove Mn merit. Price reduced :0 one do r. By druggistn. It should be added that the summer onl- tivnuion should he only mach an to menu a perfect anrtsoa bilth o! the am! no main in noxwetving‘fihe moisture as much as pos- Bible. 3. Thorough cultivationwithout manure. until the trees come into bearing, then combine the two so as to supply all the depletion produced m the Ball by growth of trees and truit. 4. Never let a tree overhear. 5. Continue cultivation until the oiose of the dry uenuou every summer even it it ooptinnee until September. 2. A warm and moderately fertile soil the! is well drained by nature. ArlifloiuJ drainage may prove eucoeeeml. [we‘ve unit iuy has no! been hilly demonstrated in this region. 1. Au elevated location that is not aub- jecu to late fronts in the sprung or early Irons in II): (all. Iowa 4. Allowfng "can to overheat incl' chill exhaust :helr viuulily by a a single crop 0! fruit. 3. Severe cutting back of the young growth each you. thus dwurting the urea Ind robbing in of mlmh nanny,“ vngalngy‘A 2. Excessive fertility where in; tidéim young. whether ll be secured in the nature] oondmou ot the sailor by the ingenuity of man. II.- um- vu 'l‘ulu an on In“: nu- holluo .- 'ctuvtllo Eva: haunt-urn loo-I how ouch! mum-m hop- mble Iiuan mud houuhom lurnilnn. uyu Good Char. Guln do uqu always know nr twp-tuber that gun an at am: own mole prom-noun mll o! u onhblo than to drum- moaly on vuy Ii lo money. Ahdy nyu; " When I I» n and {hug wy'ou‘o‘ol my young Irieudeho wu vitull't::vltu’tfl!‘ fur "unit-u: _‘.r' “flux“ I”. ' Ber dreee. hue. alone end ribbone were at mervel o: dummy. 1 need to wonder how ehe menend to make them leet so without their looking ehehhy. but I eeeeed to do to elter 1 bed vtetted her at her own home. The reeeoo why her eluthee wow to love wee tbet ehe toot eneh good eere o! It .11: Her drce:-ee.were hruehed end lolded ewey eerelnlly. end the eltght. eel epot on them wee removed on econ ee lt wee dleeoeered. . Her bet wee wrepped in no old poehet‘hendberehtel. end put ewe) in a box ee eoon OI done with. the urine end leeee being etreluht ened and rolled out moet eymmetneelly eeeh time. Her glovee were never!) la together. but were pulled out etreight . t l lend flat in e box. one upon the other» n time they were need. the ttnleet bole helm. mended elmeet before it bed time to ehow itnelt. But the thing thet lmpreeeed we meet wee the eere ehe bestowed on her ribbone. When making up bowe the owed to line the upper pert ot the ribbon mth white paper, and this not only prevented the ribb )n from becoming Ilmp and ereneed. but kept it clean. no that when the how was soiled on one side she could turn the ribbon. and the pert that had been covered come out looking new and (rel-h. That girl mnrrted and brought up a large lemtly. Her husband had to tight hie wny and did P0 bravely, and woe unneuelly eneoeeelnl. for he became wealthy. But his prosperity was due qmte us much to but wile'e care we. and economy in nevtng money as it was to “ his to mehing it." Mr. J. F. Taylor. of Michigan, who has given great Invention to Che oullivnv'ou of the patch, wriloa the Horticulturm 0! that Suns the rules each on the oundition of hilure and success in the oultlvnion o! the mm. Failure comes from the follow- ing onus-s 2 l. A web soil, or one than from my «use hold. water around the roots of the tree, whneuger uhq laqd igfyiuuagod high or low. 5 By dc ficiem and improper cultivnion. Uoudilioms of success are slated .5 (ol- M? “2.3 E [3 fllulflfl 7:11:2- v.7. trunk-non o! the Peach. A Woman‘u Alon DEBILI’I‘KTED EEK "M ~f| ‘9'.th OI" fIMTHI rim,- of CM In}! Mun! II on. Iv n’. V 'D'I