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S PRING IMPURITIES up the strip of crincwon carpefc M though .li- were endeavoring to win IN THE UT (\l\\\ ' * Ml ' lJ < race > ""d'-r the gaze of hun- 111 1 11L DL\J\JU dred , of critic*! ejres, must be the reverse of gratifying. 1 Tonlo Medicine is a Necossity at This Season, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale I People are an all year round tonic, blood-builder and nerve-restorer. | But they are especi&lly valuable in tho spring when the system is loaded with impurities a a result of tho indoor life of the winter months. There is no other season when the blood is so much in nood of purifying and enriching, and every dose of these pills helps to make new, rich, red blood. In the pring one feels we-ak and tired Dr. Williams' Pink Pills give trength. In tho spring the appe- tite is often poor Dr. Williams' Pink Pills develop the appet'te, tone the stomach and aid weak di- gestion. It is in the spring that poisons in the blood find an outlet in disfiguring pimples, eruptions nd boils Dr. Williams' Pir.k Pills speedily clear the skin because they go to the root of the trouble in the bluod. In the spring anaemia, rheumatism, indigestion, neuralgia., erysipelas and many other troubles re most persistent because of poor, weak blood, and it is at this time when all nature takes on new life that the blood most seriously needs attention. Some people dose themselves with purgatives at this season, but these* only further weaken themselves. A purgative merely gallops through the system, emptying the bowels, but it does not cure anything. On the other hand Dr. Williams' Pink Pills actu ally make new blood, which reaches ever} 1 nerve and organ in the body, bringing new Ktrength, new health and vigor to weak, easily tired men, women and children. Try Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Fills this spring they will not disappoint you. Sold by all medicine dealers or sent by mail at 50 cents a bos or six boxes for $2.50 by The Dr Wil- liams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. THF. COt'RT TRAIN. Qtirou'H Hcpiil.-itlons Not So Se?ere as at First Reported. The rules and regulations regard ing th exact length and breadth of Court trains recently iuued by the Lord Chamberlain haa again called forth tho manifestly absurd state- ment that th 'so who purpose at tending these functions must be- ware of following the preaent fash- ion too closely if they would avoid the risks of being turned back from the doors of the throne room, says the Pnll Mall Gazette. The eo-callcd new regulations dif- fer in no way from thoee which have, been in force since time im- memorial. That the Queen does not npprovo of the exaggerated fashions of the present day is suffi ciently indicated by her Majesty's own style of dress, but between that and any definitely expressed opin- ion on the subject, except as re- gards tho Indies of her household, there is a wide margin ; and the statement* that tho Queen has set her face firmly ngainst this or that fa>hion where the general public is oonc-ernrd are incorrect, and gave BO much offence in high quarters some tituo ago as to call forth an official contradiction. It is to be hopeu, however, that tho majority of the Indies attending the Courts will avoid that mons- trosity, the hubble ekirt, even in its mi*lifi<"l evening form, as it is an absolute imp'dnnent to grace of movement. When pa c sing the presence, every woman ban. so to speak, the. stage to herself, and to have to proceed Something Extra Good For Breakfast. Lunch or Supper Post Toast ies Served direct from pack- age with cream. Surprises Pleases Satisfies 'The Hemory Lingers' Sold by Qrooam Ccawilaa Poitum Cereal Co.. Ltd., Windier, Ontario, Canada. . .'.^j.."^--\ ../.*,,* 'W Mil. W. A1MAIIAM, M.P. Welsh miners' agent, and veteran member of Parliament. FOUNTAIN TOOTH BRUSH. Hollow Handle Carries Cleansing Fluid to Bristles. No longer will it be necessary to carry a bottle or box of tooth wash, or tooth paste, when you go away from hume. All you will need will be your tooth brash that is, if it is the tooth brush devised by a Geor- gia man. This little implement has a hollow handle and a hollow brush frame with slits on the under eide. The handle, which has a ecrew cap at tho outer end, is designed to contain the cleansing preparation, whether fluid or powder, and the flow of thia stuff into the brush frame is controlled by a valve. \Vhen the fluid is allowed to run the frame it trickles down the bris- tle* and the brush is all ready for use without a drop of the prepara- tion being wasted. With the han- dle uf this brush loaded and a clean collar a man is ready for a trip. BABY THIN -- HAD NO APPETITE Mrs. Uldcric St. Georges, St. Mathias, Que., writes: "I am writ- ing to say I am well 8atified with Baby's Own Tablets. My baby was ill and I tried several remedies, but the result was discouraging. lie became very thin, had no appetite, hardly slept at all and was extreme- ly weak. I got Baby's Own Tablets and I hey soon set him right again, till at the age of eleven months he was able to walk and was a strong, healthy child. I do not think there is anything to equal Baby'n Own Tablets for little ones." The Tab- let* are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 23 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. * - The lace trade of France is said to afford employment for 200,000 persons. To Men Who Live Inactive Lives. Exercise in the open air ia the best tonio for tho stomach and sys- tem generally ; but there are those who arc compelled to follow seden- tary occupations and tho inactivity tends to restrict the healthy action of tho digestive organs and sickness follows. I'arinclco's Vegetable Pills regulate the stomach and liver and restore healthy notion. It is wise to have a packet of the pills always on hand. Many a true word is spoken by mistake. Mlnard'i Liniment Rillavts Niuralgla. GOOD MARKSMEN. A Yankee entered a hotel in the Highlands, when he overheard a party of gentlemen speaking about shooting. "Gentlemen," he said, "I guess I have seen some good shotting in my time. I have seen a fly killed on a flagpole at 300 yards." An Irishman, who was one of the party, said: "Begorra, it's purty good, but I believe I've seen better. When I was in the army the major used to roll an empty beer barrel down tho hill, and every lime the bung hole turned up we put a bul- let in. Any man who couldn't do it waa discharged." A SCOTSMAN BLOWING. An Englishman and a Scotsman, both commercial travellers, were bragging about tho firms they re- presented. "You may judge of the extent of our busines ," said the Englishman, "from tho fact that we spend JC215 a year in ink for our correspondence." "That's nothing," said tho Scotsman. ''My firm saves twice that amount yearly by not dotting its 'iY and not crossing its 't's.' ' ON THE PLATKORM. "Don't you see that sign 'No smoking' '/" asked the car conduc- tor. "Ye.s," replied tho inconsiderate and obstinate passenger. "And all I have to Ray IB that the man who wrote that sign was no prophet." ALONG THE LINE OF 0.1.0. BAIL! AT DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS WORK WONDERFUL CURE. Mrs. Ed. Lloyd, Weak and Worn and Wracked with Pain Found Relief and Cure in Dodd's Kidney nut. Ard'beg, Ont., March 18 (Special) "Dodd's Kidney Pill* have done wonders for me," so says Mr,s. Ed. Lloyd, wife of a well-known farmer living on the line of the C. N. O. Railway near here. "I was so weak I could hardly walk around," Mrs. Lloyd con- tinues 1 , "I suffered from female weakness and kidney trouble. My he-art troubled me so that at times I would almost pant with the palpi- tations. I was treated by the doc- tor, but he could give me no relief. "I was sick all over when I start- ed to use Dodd's Kidney Pills, Rheumatism, Lumbago and Neu- ralgia adding to my Bufferings. But Dodd's Kidney Pills helped me almost at once. After taking eight boxes I was completely cured." Naturally Mrs. Lloyd wants other suffering women to know how she found a cure, and Dodd's Kidney Pills will do for other sufferers just what they did for Mrs. Lloyd, make new women of them. Hf LIVELY WEDDING GIFTS. Exciting Honeymoon Caused by "Useful" Presents. No one ever received a more curi- ous consignment' of wedding pre- sents than the famous lion-trainer Bidel. "Wo spent our honeymoon at Lyons, France," he once told a friend, "and we had some queer presents from tho ordinary point of view, as all my friends were, anxious to give 'something useful.' Among other gifts were thre,e boa-constric- tors and fr. e alligators. I shall ne- ver forget how annoyed I was and how frightened my wife, waa when during the night two of tho alliga- tors broke out of their boxes in our bedroom and began exploring. I could not find the matches, and my wife and I remained on top of the bed canopy till morning. Luckily ray wife did not think of the thing that was worrying me. I was dead- ly afraid that the alligators would waken up the boa-constrictors." _* CLINCHED. Lawyer- -"You are charged <vith steaming tho chicken on Thursday night." Prisoner "I kin prove an alibi on dat night." Lawyer "What were you do- ing?" Prisoner "I wuz eating de chick- en." Bill "How's his business going?" Jill "Like clockwork." "Why, I heard he'd failed?" "So he has. They've just wound up his busi- WEE BIT 8ECRET8. They're ainly wee bit secrete My sweetheart telt too me An' eo they've a' bin rooted Doon deep in memory ; The warl' no cares fr greetin' Aboon the little, grave Whaur sleeps aa pure a lassie As iver secrets gave. Hooch ay 1 the w&rl' no cares. They're ainly wee bit secrete, An' yet nae but or ben O' ony mem'ry, hes yin That's half sae prized aa them. They're wi' me when I'm lonely, An' loom up when I'm glad; There's naething else sae cheerfu* When life's nichts are maist sad. Hooch ay I the warl' no cares. They're ainly wee bit seorets, An' yet my hairt kena weel HI >< afte.n they've bin needed Tae licht some gloomy spell. They mak' an auld man hopefu', Though ivery time ter years I've placed a rose on, Jean's grave It's leaves were moist wi' tears. Hooch ay 1 the warl' no cares. They're ainly wee bit secrets That keep life's ingla bricht, They maun be winter's fuel An' MUST'S sunshine licht. I've keepit them frae, neebor*, Nae frien" hes iver speired, I ken they'll a' gang wi' m Afore a soul hes heird. Hooch ay ! the. war!' no cares. Mac Mactavi&h. BABY TERBIBLY SCALDED. Relieved by Zam-Buk. Doctor Agreed Zam-Buk was "Best Possible Treatment." Mrs. Albert Sawyer, of Midland (Ont.), says: "While living in Brantford last winter my little son spilled a vessel of boiling water over his neck. He was terribly scalded, and we immediately called in a doctor. The treatment did not j jecm to give the child case or heal the terrible scalds, so after a week's trial we got some Zam-Buk and ap- j p'.iied it. It gave the child ease aJ- i most immediately, and after a few days' use- the scalds seemed to be getting along finely. "To make quite sure that all was right, however, we called in a sec- ond doctor. He said everything was going along splendidly, the scalds were healing and the little one would soon be quite recovered. Then we told him we were using Zam-Buk, and he said wo could use nothing better. Zam-Buk worked a complete cure." Mrs. S. Smith and Mrs. J. H. Teaklc, of 73 Brock St., Brantford, who knew of the above accident, and what followed, write: "We certify that these facts are true in every detail." Mothers should know that for burns, cuts, scalds, bruises, eczema, piles, and all skin disease*, there is nothing to equal Zam-Buk. Zam- Buk is obtainable from aJl drug- gists and stores 50c box, or Zam- Buk Co., Toronto. An Oil That is Famous. Though Canada was not the birthplace of Dr. Thomas' Kclectric Oil, it is the home of that famous compound. From here its good name was spread to Central and South Am- erica, the West Indies, Australia and New Zealand. That is far afield enough to attest its excel- lence, for in all these countries it is on sale and in demand. Sister So Willie Jones kicked you, did hoi And did you kick him backl Bobby- No, I didn't. If I had, then 'twould have been his turn again. Why buy mixtures known as nlum baking powder when you can jufit as well, anil at no more expense, get Magic Raking Powder? The ingredients are plainly printed on each package. See if this is on tho others. All Grocers arc au- thorized to guarantee that "Magic" dors not contain alum. GOSSIP. "I heard the missus talking about us," said the cook. "What did she say?" inquired the chambermaid. "She said we was neither of us any good." "Ain't it terrible tho way ladies talk about ono another now-a- days !" ED. 7 ISSUE 13 12 A BRIDE'S TRIAL. One of the greatest trial* a girl has to encounter when she marries is that she has to discharge her mother and depend on a hired girl. Tho merits of Bickle's Anti-Con- Aiimntive Syrup fts a sure- remedy for coughs and colds are attested by scores who know its power in Driving almost instant relief when the throat is sore with coughing, and the whole pulmonary region disordered in consequence. A bot- tle of this wo rid -famed Syrup -will save doctor's bills, and a great deal of suffering. Price 25 cents, at all dealera. When a man wins $5 on a huge race he is apt to tell everybody ho won $50 except his wife, who would want to spend it. Hlnard'i Llnlmint turn Qurni, Ett> (i.Uini.ING MAMA. IN POLAND. Doctor Rose at Four A.M. to Evade Wife Who Kept Him Homr. The trial at Krakow of a Polish doctor named St-einfeld, who ha,s come to grief through gambling, has been the occasion of some curious revelations about tho hold which this vice has on business men in Austrian Poland. Dr. Steinfe.ld's wife, in her endeavor to keep her husband out of temptation, tried the plan of never leaving him out of her sight, oven whon a practice of going to bed early and rising at four in the morning, before his wife was awake, in order to hurry off to tho so-called "Monte Carlo" at Krakow, which he would find still in full swing at that hour. When staging at hotels during tho sum- mer h would arrange meetings with other players in tho bathroom, and piny there for hours, wh'Ie he told his wife that he was taking a cold water cure. London Standard. Tho longest canal in the world is in Russia. It extends from St. Pet- ersburg to the frontier of China, and its total length is close on 4,500 miles. ' ' ' . T^L Cc^ ^ /^^^ 7?^^ LIPTON'S TEA GOES FARTHEST FOR THE MONEY A WISE MAN. She "Ho is the most popular man I know." He "Yes; h never tells the truth about anybody." A Remedy for Bilious Headache. To those subject to bilious head- ache, Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are recommended as the way to speedy relief. Taken according to directions they will subdue irregu- larities of the stomach and so act upon the nerves and blood vessels that the pains in the head will cease. There are few who are not at sometime subject to biliousness and familiar with ita attendant evils. Yet none need suffer with these pills at hand. FILLED WITH MUSIC. "That cat made an awful noise in the back garden last night." "Yes, father. I suppose that since be ate the canary, he thinks he can sing." Marlon Bridge. 0. B . May SO. '02. I have handled MTNAKD'S LINIMENT during the part y< It is always the first Liniment asked : - 1'ore. and un- questionably the best seller of all the different klodi of Liniment I handle. NEIL FEHOU80N. NOTHING NEW. "I am disappointed in this seed catalogue." "As to how?" "I don't see any improvements in beets or tomatoes. These look like 1911 models to me." When Your Eyes Need Care Try Murlne Eve Kerned;. No Smarting Feels Vine Acts Quickly. Try It for Red, Weak, Watery Eye* and Granulated Eyelids. Illus- trated Book In each Package. Mnrlne la Compounded by onr Ocullu not a "Patent Med- icine* 1 but used In BUcc4>A3ful I'bystcUns' Prac- tice for many years. Now d<<dtcated to the Pub- lic and Bolil lit llrujk-lin ' J6c and :*' per Untile. Mnrlne !:> salveln Asrpito Tubes, ".m and 50c. Murlne Eye Remedy Co., Chicago Mr. Crawford Keep the kid quiet! Mrs. C. All right, my dear. I'll give him his drum and tin whistle. Corns cannot exist when Hollo- way's Corn Cure is applied to them, because it goes to tho root and kills the growth. Even a forgetful man seldom for- gets about that $5 you owe him. LInlmen! Curt* Dindrurt. NO SUNSHINE REQUIRED Botte I see that electricity i playing a part in agriculture. But what crop would flourish most un- der electric lights 1 Motts Wild oats. No child should be allowed to suf- fer an hour from worms when prompt relief can be got in a simple but strong remedy Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator. Many a man uses a crowbar for the purpose of prying into the af- fairs of others. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money if it fails to core. S. W. GROVE'S signature U on each box. 25o. No matter where you go, you'll find some one anxious to separate you from your hard-earned wealth. Mlnard'i Liniment for sals tvsrywntr*. H. W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street, Toronto. FORTY ACEE FRUIT FARM-NEAB Niagara River, well planted. Revenue 1911 nearly thirty per cent, on Dried asked. A BEAUTIFUL FARM OF TWO HCN- dred and ninety acres on St. Joseph's Island, with fine house, up-to- date barn and outbuilding*. Owner wishes to devote his time to other biminess, aa will sell cheap for quick sale. Full par- ticulars furnished on application. HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN ACRE8 In Norfolk County:, nix acres frulti up-to-date house ; new bank barn: a very desirable property at a bargain. HUNDRED AND FIFTY ACRE8-WITH good house: two barns; ten acres orchard: in County Peel. A real snap. ONE HUNDRED ACRES-GOOD HOU8B and outbuildings: near Teeswater. A first-class farm worth the money. AN IDEAL FARM OF TWO HUNDRED acres In County of Wellington, with fine brick house: good outbuildings: caa De bought on eas* terms. 1.1 OUR HUNDRED ACRES IN COUNTT 1 of Simcoe. with Hundred Acre* Good Timber: 20 acres apple orchard: good Frame House; two Barna. Can be bought rl?ht. TWENTY-FIVE ACRE FRUIT FAIIM- Near St. Catharines; Brick Housei I Barn: twenty acres planted, bought very reasonable. Can ba ONE OF THE BEST FRUIT FARMS IN St. Catharines District Fifty acres, thirty of which are planted; Elegant House, also Cottage and fine outbuilding!. Will be snld on easy terms. I "C10RTY ACRES - ST. CATHARINES - I Bungalo and Cottage and good out- buildings. Thirty-four acres planted in fruit, and n money maker. The owner wishes to retire and anxious to sell. Matrimony transforms the poetry of life into an itemized expense ac- count. PILES CURED IN S TO 14 DAYS. Your dniulst will refund monojr if I'A/O OIN'T- M KXT laili to cure any m ' MUM Ulincl, Hteeiliux or Protruding IMlo* in to II day*. 5oc. MAKING HOME HAPPY. He never grumbles at his wife Nor has to hook the waists she wears ; He lives a peaceful, happy life, Absolved from all domestic cares; When he gets home at I a.m. No terror lingers in his heart; Contentment dwells with both of them They live a thousand miles apart. Well, Well! DYE ANYONE I dyed ALL these > DIFFERENT KINDS of Goods ~=- with the SAME Dye. I used DYOLA IONE OVERALL KINDS' 1 V CLEAN and SIMPLE to Use. NO ,1,11,.,. of iilngth Wr. ONO Dye foMhs Goods on hu to cvlor. All COlO . from your DruailM rr Daler. FRR8 Color Curd and SI HKY H . ., M |l>, lheJihiison.Rlohr(ion Co.. Limited. Mi.nltrjl, LIIAVE MANITOBA. ALBERTA. BA8- katchcwan and British Columbia lamlfl. both improved and unimproved. In quarter, half or whole eetions. also In larger lots up to five hundred thounand acren. If thinking of inventing In West- ern landa it ia to your interest to ronsult me. 'Phonss: Main 6990, Park 527. H. W. DAWSON, Toronto. ACRE9. FRAME COTTAGE. J. city water In house, stable, lien- houae. orchard and small fruit, two blocks from London street railway, soil gravelly loam, good buildingx. one and a halt miles to London market. Will eichnnge for farm. The Western Eeal Estate, London. HALE HELP WANTED. GOOD POSITIONS WAITING FOB young men as Telegraphers, Station Agents. Freight and Ticket Clerks. We qualify for any Canadian railway. Regu- lar railway books and forms In school. Free Book 18 explains. Dominion School Telegraphy. Toronto. MISCELLANEOUS. IT I'MBOLDT. SASKATCHEWAN, WANTS " this Spring, settlers for 4.000 free homesteads. Best mixed farming terri- tory in Went. Also Improved farms $15 to $.50 per acre. Writ commissioner. Board of Trade, Humboldt.. , II AY and FARM SCALES. Wilson's ' Works. ) Kftplanade. Toronto. CANCER. VUUOES, J.FllPS, eta. In- ternal ! . nun, I. cured without pain by > :' IVHiie treatment. Writ* ut before ten fat* Dr. Bellman Uedical Co. Limited, folliuewood. Ont. TON SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilsons Scale Works. 9 Esplanade. Toronto. F R K E As a Bnprliil Introductory offer we will ppnd it beautiful hand-painted view <'( Niagara Kalis with each I0. parkiiire >'<>iitiiiinit 10 Kastcr or othor Kmbo\ed Pnbt C'anh. Send lOc. to-day. Overland Merchandise Co., Dapt. 28?, Toronto. CLEANING LADIES' WALKING OR OUTING SUITS Can fie doae perfectly by our French prooeu. Try Ik British American Dyaing fh>. Montreal, Toronto, Oltawu and (j u-lu'C. WRITE FOR PROOF PURIFICO cu ____ GANGER AND TUMOR Canadian iranohi Purldoo Co., irtdgtburg. tfc CURKCK CRROSOT -fca.ixi.sS Protect Preserve Beautify Sample? and Booklets on Application JAMES LANCMUIR & CO., Limited 1 ;\ ilathurst Street TORONTO * i Y I I t t ^ < r Ichrg..-<fto