I TH£ COST OF GOOD HEALTH fill Be Lessenel By the Timely Use of Dp. WilliamB' Pink Pills. How much money is wasted on use- less meJicincs. How much lime is kJst; how much pain endured simply because you do not lind Ihe right meoi- cme to start with. Take the earnest ao'vice ol Uioiis«nds who s^euk from experience in favor of Dr. WilUaiiis' Pink Pills and you will save time, Bioaey, and above nil, will find perfect health. Proof of this is found in the Btalement of Mr. J. A. Roberge, a well- known resident of Lachinc, Que., who says: "J am a boatman, and oonse- queiilly exposed to all condil-iona of weather. This exposure began to teil eji my health. Tlje cold load to weak- ness, loss of appetite, pains in. the limihs and side. 1 tried several medi- cines, but they did iwt help me. My otdKlition WHS growing worse and a general breakdown threatened. I slept p<'orly at night and lost much in weight, and began to fear that I was <lrifLing into chronic invalidism. Onb <Jay while reading a newspaper I was attracted ty the statement of a fellow sufferer who had been cured through the ase of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. I had spent much money without gel- tmg relief, and I haled to tpen>l more, but the cure was so convincing that I decided to give these a trial. 1 am Jiow more than thankful that f did so. Af- ter the first couplo of weeks they be- gan to help me. and in seven weeks alter I began the pills I was as well as ever I had been. I am now convinc- ed that had I tried Dr. Williams' Pink Pills at the outset I wouU not only have been spared much suffering, but would have saved money as well." Rlcti, rod blood is the cure for most of the ailments that alflicl mankind. Df. Williams' Pink Pills actually make new rich blood. That is why they cure such common ailments as anaemia. In- digestion, rheumatism, neuralgia, heart palpitation, erysipelas, skin troubles, and the headaches, backaches, side- ach«s and other Ills of girlhood and womanlKiod. The pills are soki by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents u box or sLx boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams' .Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. W'H.\T CAl'SES HEADACnE. Vrom October to May. Culds are the most Jre- aueai cam* of HsiwUch«. LAXATIVK BBOMO QUININK raquTu caoaa. K. W. Qrore ou boi 2M IlEn A.MBITION. LilUe Moll ieâ€" But they always make mc come home too early, Mr. Thomu- 6on. When I m grown up 1 shall stay at a party all night, the way lather does. siroiog^rs, especially iiiosw wuu -^^^ I the happenings of a year before »n<l brings to you in your own home all th, really believe their own pre- ^f „t ^.iH^' ''4n"^h"''TJ,'" ""''"'."''"J'' "'I . ',. â- ' . . .... ,u« •.'•"' pines. All the therapeutic virtue of WAB, SEDITION, REVOLT. Aslrolooers Foretell Ail Sorts of Calami- liesi for (be Present Year. If astrologers, especially those who feretell ilj bir dictions, they must have none but the gloomiest of outloolfis for the year 1908, and must, indeed, be miserable men. Decrease in trade, increase in the price of money, wars and rumors of wars, se- dition and revolt, political ups and down.s, earthquakes, international trou- bles, disease and other troubles, are all piedictat for the coming year. The price of wheat will be high, says an astrolo- ger, and tlierc will be a failure of root crops. One astrologer predicts :â€" "The year 1908 is likely to pi-ove one < I the most fateful in the history of England. Three major plane's, Neptune. Uranus and Saturn, will hold cardinal signs, and be responsible for the devel- oriment of great pohtical crises. On the third of January there will be a total eclipse of the eun in the sign of Capri- ccrn. This falls close to the position of Mars In tlie royal horoscope, and as Capricorn rules India, we may look for an outbreak of sedition and revolt in the peninsula. "Uranu.s continues In the sign of Cap- ricorn and in opposition to Neptune in Cancer during the next two years, the result being that New Zealand and Bri- tish South Africa, India and Egypt will perhaps bo the scenes of sedition and re- volt. The position of the Government will lie tremendously assailed and effectually underlined In the spring of 1908. Mr. Joseph Chamberlain will effect some signal successes In July, and, given a conliiiuance of the present Improvement in his health, I judge that he will be a most prominent figure in the administra- tion of affairs. Saturn will then be sta- tionary in the horoscope of the present Government." SCIENCE KNOCKS AT YOUR DOOR AN HAS YIASK. In this day, Herr Lautersiein had been a bu.sy instructor of many music stu- dents; promptness and eccnomy were 'wo of his watchwords. Now that he had grown old and taught but sparing- ly, his habit of speech often caused a sm;le. "What time shall I come for my les- son to-morrow?" asked one of his few pupils. "You come ven you get realty," said the musir-mastcr, "but be broinpt, so as not to v<\sie my time nor your own. Understar-iJ' TIGHT WADS. "Wlien I .tees Je headaches some men acquires while ge^lin' rid of delr money, said Uncle Eben, "I doesn't b'ame some c' desc fim:ous rich folks foh holdin' '^ii to a dollar so liahd." Give Holloway's Corn Cure a trial. It removed ten corns from one pair of feel without any pain. \\ hai it lias done once it will do again. HIS ESTI\I.\TE. Miss Inlandâ€" "You certainly have u charming country place here, and of course you have given it some prclly inamc?' Mr. rknholdci'â€" "Oh, .ves; Mrs. Bond- Jiolder calls it 'Idlemomenl-by-the-Sea, i)ut I call It tv ils right name, '.Monev- Eunk."' A SPECIF!C\TION. "Alasl" moaned the defeated general, "that divisim which (led in Ihe attack by the enemy, was the cream of my army." "Yes,'' b tterly retorted his aide, "whipped cream." HAIR. Ono of the curious things ab-->iit most people i.s thnl they would rathrr have a lot of har with whicii to cover iio- tiiiing than to have somethin'g worth whik> witl) no hair to ooiiib over it. If the charily that begins at home is the real thing it soon contracts the travel habit. A Na^zlas Coaih ilriTM •Imp.amt cumfort away. Allen n Lniix IkLlBam r«li«ve0 hard breath- ing, pain ill the cliiut and tJritatioa of tl>e (bJuat. Qlr* it treoly to Uu childnn. DEAM. Heâ€" Will you give me a place in your heart? Sheâ€" Yes, If you can pay the rent. â€" therapeutic virtue _. the forest trees are contained in Virgin Oil of Pine (pure). It heaU the lunvs aud bronchial tubes, gives almost instant re- lief to the irritatine cough, and vjill break up a cold in 24 hours. The action of Virgin Oil of Pine on the kidneys is also most beneficial. It is a perfect neutralizing agent for uric acid, and promptly relieves rheumatism, lame- back and other ailments due to disordered kidneys. In the preparation of Virgin Oil of Pine every pret-aution is taken to insure fresh- ness and purity. It is put up, for dispen- sing through druggi.st8, in one-half ounce vials only, each vial securely sealed in a round wooden case. Be sure to get the genuine â€" Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure, prepared only by Leuch Chemical Co., Cin- cinnati, O. HE KNEW. "Is the master of the house in?" in- quired the smooth-tongued book-agent of Ihe little boy who had answered his ring. "Nope," said the boy. "Little boys should not. tell falsi'hooJs," said Ihe book-agent. "Isn't that your fr.ther reading the newspaper there by the window?" "Yes,'' was the answer, "that's pa all right, but ma is out." A Cure for Rheumatism.â€" The intru- sion of uric acid into the blood vessels is a fruitful cause of rheumatic pains. This irregularity is owing to a deranged and unhealthy condition of the liv!;r. Anyone subjected to Ihis painful affec- twn will find a remedy in Purmeleo i Vegetable Pills. Th.:?ir action upon Ih' kidneys is pronounced and most bene- ficial, and by restoring healthy action, they correct iinpunties in the blood. Naturally a young man's best girl is all the world to himâ€" which explains why all the world loves a lover. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. jPAZO OlNTMSJfT U gair*nt««l to curs any leas* ol Itchinz, Blind. Bleeding or Protodiag !PllMia«touaay«ori»jn«y rsfunded. 50a. NEEDLESS SACRIFICE. Mr. Flippunâ€" Maria, here's that $25 you say you need for a new hat. By the way, Maria, do I ever Uilk in my sieep? Mrs. Flippunâ€" Thanks. No, Jvhn, you never do. Comfort by day and sonad sisap b^ night fol- low the as« u( Woaver a Carat*, fur skin troablas, B» ni.itter liow tormaatiug thsy be. XUls ulnt- ia«nt suotbaa and olaaiusA "Father." prolested little Alfred, "I don't want to go to school!" "But, my son." said his pui-cnt, a successful picklo-maker, "don't you want a gooti education?" "No, father," replied the young one, "I'd rather grow up to be just hke you." Three rflcnibcrs of Ihe South Dublin District Council, who authorized a pay- ment of $17 without consullrng the rest of the Boanl, have been charged with llhc amount. They have Rpi>ealed to Ihe Local Government B<iard. The Name tJ Black Watch On • Tag en a Plug of Black Chewing Tobacco Slanils Icr Qiultly. We All Have Missions in Ihe World.â€" There is a work to do for every man 111 earth, there Ls a function to per- f<.rni for everylliing on earth, animate and inanimate. Everything has n mis- sis ji. and the mission of Dr. Thomas' I'.iU'Ctric Oil is to heal burns and wounds of every description and cure c< ughs, colds, croup and all affections of the respiratory organs. MOW HE MADE IT. "Why. Johnnie," said Mrs. .Muggins, "what are yuu doing here? Is WilUc ? party over?" "No'm," blubbered Johnny. "Rut !ho niiinile I g;t inside the house, Wil- lie's father loUl me to make myself at heme, and I came.' It Is easier to prevent than it Ls to cure, billamnialion of the lungs is Ihe ctinpanion of netjloMed roUis. and once t tiiids a lodgment iii Ihe system U Ls difru'ull to deal with. Tieatsiient with Bickle's Anli-CoiLsuniptive Syrup will eradicate the cold and prevent inflani- matlon from setting in. II costs little, imd is MS satisfactory as it Ls surpris- ing in ils results. First Deaf MuIl* (making sJ.cns)â€" "Did yf ur wife I'omplaiti beoauic you stayed out till alter midniclK?" Second Vvat Mute (chuckling)â€" "Did she? You should have seen her I But when it. be- gan to gel monotonous 1 just lui-ned out the lisbt." Tke Wratched Condltlaa of thouunda la da* to tbo fact tiiat ttiey nocl«ct the simple.it care of Uieir health. Wb*u in this cnniJitiun " Farrovim" will biuid yuu up aoil give you strengtb. NOT A PLAIN COOK. Mistress- "See here. Jane, I can't have you enlorlaining company in my kit- chen all Iho time." New Cookâ€" "Faith, an' it do be your own fault, ma'am. Yoz sh.)uld 'av' ad- verlcscd for a plain cook." Impurities In the Blood.â€" When thi action of the kidneys becomes impair.'!, impurities in the b'ood are almost aure Ir follow, an.l gcueial derangement <t the syst<^m ensue.s. ParmeleL-'s \ej.>- table Pills will regulate the kidneys, s<.. that they will maintain healthy ac- tion and prevent the complications whi<:h certainly come when there is o rangeinenl of these delicate organ? As a restorative these Pills are in (h« first rank. "It is strange how some pe.iple cry at we<!dings." "Yes, but y<)u'^•c prol'ably n-ticed that it's n'^ver Ihe single peviple who cryl" "Well?' "It is only Hie married ones, who realize the tragedy of it!' What Li the Best Thing tn strengthen wenlc backs? " The D A L" .Menthol Haslur. U will our* lumbKgo and rheamatisni. 91 rolls makes i«v*a 25c pla3t«r3. Davis A Lawreao* Co. Teacherâ€" "Whore do we obtain coal, Fretldic?" Freddie â€" "From the coal-bels, miss.'' Teachirâ€" "Right! Now. Jimmy, wher«> do we obl;iin feathers?" Jimmyâ€" "Fr'ui feather-beds, miss." rrcil. Mango fYalrle Scratches and every form of contagious Hch on human ur animals cured in 30 minutes bv Wcl- ford's Sanitary Lotion. It never fails. Sold by all druggists. SURE OF HER GROU.ND. Mistressâ€" 'Jane, I saw the milkman In Iho future THE VISION. She was a vision of delight, A sylph-Uke form had she; Her face an angel's aoid her eyes Were hi'.s of heavens to see. She seemed a soul ethereal, Upon ambrosia fetl, .Until, one day, I saw her when She had a cold in the head. UNFORIUN.VTE. Mrs. Houlihan (sobbing)â€" I never .^aw ye till the day before me unfoixlinit marriagel Mr. Houlihanâ€" An' I often wisht ye hadn't seen me lUl Ih' day after. Mi.ss Sweete (archly)- "None hut the Man's words to man ai* often flat, I While two men often stand and chat, Two ^^omeu stand and chatter. saw kiss you this morning. I will take Ihe milk in." Jane â€" " 'Twoulckn I bo no use, mum. lie promised never to kiss anybody but •me." The succosfful man not only lakes advunloge of the oportiinillos that come his way. but he manufactures a few for himself. irStK NO. t-M. THE UNHAPPY FATHER. He entered the slwp hurriedly. Those whom he passed at the door heard him repeating under his breath a formula which he seemed to feoi" might slip away aud be lost. He approached the counter like on« who wishes It were well over. "I wish to get," he t'aid boldly, "some ribbon for a i«d baby.' The shop-gii'ls blank stare seemed lo arouse him to a scnss of something lacking. "That is," he said, "I would like some baby for a red ribbed one." The assistant was smiling now, and four others, a shopwalker, and .seven cu.stomers, gathered and grinned n unison. He began again: "That isâ€" of course, .voii know. I mean &ome red ribbed baby for onie â€" that isâ€" some red ribs for one labyâ€" oh, l;ang it! wheres the way out?' He depar'.ed with .-ipecd. "I wonder," *aid the shop-girl, thoughtfully, about an hour afterwards, "i' he could have wanted some red baby ribbon." WANTED AGEFiT8 to taka orttora foe Made-to-Measure Clothing VluMt tin* in the Domtnlom. Qood CasPviMlo^ VoU luforsittioa Crown Tailoring e«.g - Toronto CANAOAS BEST TAXLOBS. FREE Sflnd as TOOT I nftmaaod adareat * , fur is plooM ot J«w»lrTtn •.llitl0c»">"»«l> Wli«n iclil .»nd nr tba ffil aO ftnfl wewlll»»nd Ton tlirM TWO aOUD GOLD nLI.ED RiyOS. Wetnul Ton wltJi the Jewelry and win Mod It ell dlarsea paid. Just aead us /oar oaxu* aaA adtlreaa PAR HTO. CO., PRCVIDENCE, I. I.. U. t. A. REST AND RECUPERATION. To provide a restful eavironment withont sanatorium rcstrietioQB, to enable tired hu- manity to recuperate naturally, to secure to the average man or woman the needed change from worry and care, and to do these at moderate coat, is the miflaiou of •The Wetland. â- ' the home of "The St. Cath- arines Well." Appir the manager. St. Catharines, or any Agent of Grand Trunk Railway System. THE BORN LEADER. Many a man who was born to be a leader has been out of a job most of Ihe time because he couldn't And anybody who wanted to be le<l. TO CURE A COLD LN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVB BROMO Quinine Tablata. Dru^fflsti rafund monay U it fails to cura. K. W. QKOvB'S algnatura Is oa aach baz. iUe. Mrs. Henpcck â€" "Her husband simply won't listen to her!" He«ipeckâ€" "How on earth does thJ lucky fe.low manage it?" Pleasant as syrup; nothing equals it as n worm medicine; the name is Mo- ther Graves' Worm Exterminator. The gicalest worm destroyer of the ^ge. THE CRUMPLED ROSE LEAF. A prosperous .Scotch farmer, pain- fully exact in m^^ney matters, married a widow po!-so.~s!ng in her own right the sum of a thousand pounds. Shortly after Ihe w<HldinK a friend met the farmer, lo whom he offered c-ngrulu'aticns, at the same time ob- serving: "It's a good thing for you, Sandyâ€" a marriage that means a thousand pounds Ui you." "Not quite that, McPherson, ' said the farmer, "not quite that." "Why," exclaimed the friend, "I un- derstood there was every pcoiny cf a thou.sand ix)unds to you." "I had lo pay seventeen .shl'Iin.ss and sixrx'ncc for a marriage license, ' said Sandy, with a sigh. Peterbomugh. Ont. Canada. Send FOR Catalogue OHENI1.LE OURTAINS â- •4 til UBdi ol houM Hui(t*si. ftUo LiOl CURIAIIS '*^'SK*.*«'k1iL"" Whta t« OS about raora. iBTian AV :ai«Aii •Tum oa.. lu tia, nwitraii To iuro'uce aur | CO;>a3 uiiil thut "• . . msr so J yoj i''"t oulog, alusk couliiius &.i.i...-e.^ u( IjMjaiM in ><ery liue ul inMi. Wa wlU jend â€" ^u itiia haudxtme SoUil OoM Bifnet Blue "lb raiMd icrollson eiaea. tuit-bla foi Uun, aaueB or uuldi a . »r» «li the raje st the p «'â„¢j Uaia Poelpatd wlta uur oiitali>< lor l; tenia. U.uia •OAraTad tuuials. 5 cenu ca:& extra. 1 tiE UOKDur« CU., Uapt U-a, Brldjceport.Couo. NOT TIME S SLAVE. K traveller, finding that he had a couple cf hours in Dublin, cailed a cab and lold the driver to drive him around for two hours. At first all went well, but soon the driver began to whip up h.s horse, so that they narrowly es- caped several collisions. "What's Ihe matter'?" demanded the passenger. "Why are you driving s<3 ri'cklessiy? I'm in no hurry." "Ah, g'wan wid yez," retorted the ca'uby, "d'ye think I'm goir to put 'n the wtiole day drivin' you around for two hours? Gilup!" SHILOH'S Quick easa for the worst coughâ€" quick r«Uef to the heaviest cold â€" and SAFB to take, even for a child. /^„___ That is Shiloh's Cure. V-.Ure» Sold under a guarantee CoU^hs to cure colds and coughs jd, |^-,I J- s-iicker than any other CI V^OIUS })edicine â€" or your money hack. 34 years pf success commend ShiWh's Cure. 26c., (Oc.,$l. SIS OUICKLYI Great Western Raeiway OF ENGLAND. MR. E. W. BURCH, the i-ecentiv appointed GE.\'I-.R.\L AflENT for the G. W. 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Sui>;ical, Kloctrical and UydrothurapeuUc Ireatuienis and the dneit treatment ixxniK-i in t)te C4iuntry, wo can assure tiur patrons uf the selection ui that which will prove most helpful aud sultod tu their indiridual needa* To those seeking A HAVEN OF REST we extend special foiitnres that will not be found ol^tiwhore. auil we iuvite yuur corresuoudonuQ and inspection. Our rate* are most Ilooral and our service is uncqualieil. No tubercular or insane case:* r«cciTed. Write for booklet X and particuUrfl. HOTEL TRAYMORE ON THE OCEAN FRONT. ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. K macBifloant tan-storr Braproof addlHoa la Jnsl bala; mmplatad. nalilBc tills (waew hottalrj (ba nawaat ta\ moat uptoUaU af Atlantio <A\.i HoUU. A aaw (a»tara li Ika anuiokl •IM of tha bad rooma, kTar«(lBc IS faat >«ii»ra. â- Tary room coaiaftnda an <mxn riaw, bitli attMhaU with >ia.\ and fraih watar. ChaT»t- (laaa In aiar; olwrakar. Tamparatura ragnlalad bv Tbarm •adadt. tba Utait da'alopaant la •taam ha«iiu. baaUat. Talapbona tn avary room. (JaUpriTilagas. Capaaitr tOO. Wtlta for illaalmtad CHARLES O. MARQUETTB, MuMgcr. TRAYMORE HOTEL COnPANY, D. S. WHITE, PrMident