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Flesherton Advance, 4 Jan 1906, p. 3

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i < « I: I'A HE'S ONLY ONE OUT OF SCORES siJT d6dd's kidney pills made DIM A NEW MAN. Richard Quirk Doctored (or a Dozen Years and Thought His Case Incur- ableâ€" Dodd's Kidney Pills Cured Ilim. Fortune Harbor. Nlld., Jan. 1.â€" (Special).â€" Scores of people In this neighborhood arc living proofs that Dodd's Kidney Pills cure all Kidney ailments from- Backache to Bright a Disease. Among the most remark able cures is that of Mr. Hichard Quirk, and ho gives the story of it to the public as follows: "1 sulVered for over twenty years from Lumbago and Kidney Disease, and at intervals was totally unable to work. After ten or tuelve years of doctor's treatment, I had made up my mind that my complaint was incurable. Reading of cures by Dodd's Kidney Pills tempted aye to try them. I did so with little faith, but tu my great surprise I had not taken more than half a box before I felt relief, and after the use of seven or eight boxes, I was fully cured and a new man. "Yes. Dodn'» Kidney Pills cured my Lumbago and Kiduey Disease, and the best of it is I have stayed cur- ed." » "Doctor, I want to thank yoti for your valuable medicine." "It helped you, did It?" asked the doctor, very tiiuch pleased. "It helped me wonderfully." "How many bottles did you find it necessary io lake?" "Oh, I didn't tuUe any of ;t. My uncle took one bolUe, and I am bis lole heir." Scratchinc !• toolUh ; It only make^ a bau gutter worae. Weaver's Cerate alUy* tbe piiin, eeaiM the skin o( ernptiuiu aad otbsr lorae* bjr uot bu; a buttle t»-<lArl KORE.\N IS A FOP. Dress Is (be Greatest Ambition o( (lis Ufe. The Korean is above everything else I man of the drawing room and all his Instincts move along the leisurely ways of life. Anything like hustc or "en pressenienl" is unknown to the eternal laws that govern hini. This chnraclei'- - istic of his is evident in all his actions at all times and under nil conceivable circumstances. Being a drawing room » gentleman, dress is the great ambition of his life. From the shoos of liis feet to the topknot on the lop of his head he is ordered so as to be seen and ad- mired of men. His shoos during this year of mourn- tnc must he .spotlp.-wly while. No atom of dust or (ly spec!.; shall mar them. His socks beautifully puffed, are slitchc;! to perfection, his pantaloons, big cnoujih (or a Brobdinpnag, are padded, quiU2j and ironed until they come forth look- ing like .some niyslerious fabric of pol- ished marble, his jacket likewise and his overcoat and wristlets. Not only has he a headband, a top- knot and a hat on his head, but he buys a pair of spectacles and adds them to his already overcharged headgear, and thus rigged, with a ring on his finger and ii (an in his hand, he goes forth to make his way through this troubled world. FRIENDLY TIP. "Is this building nreproof?" asked thh man with the sample case as he stepped into the elevator. "Not ter Ijook agents an' peddlers,' PcpUed the elevator boy. M.ILARIA 7 ? ? Generally Thai is Not the Trouble. Persons with a susceptibility to malarial influences should beware of coffee, which has a tendency to load np the liver with bile A lady writes from Denver that she BUlTcred for years from chills and (ever which at last she learned Wore mainly produced by the collee she drank. "I Was also grievously afflicted with headaches and indigestion," sho â- ays, "which I became sati.sticd were likewise largely duo to the coffee I drank. Six months ago I quit its use altogether and began to drink Postum I-'ood CotTec, with the grati- (ylng result that my headaches have disappeared, my digestion has been restored and I have not had a recur- rence of chills and fever for more than three months. I have no doubt that it was Postum that brought mo Ihis relief, for I have used no medi- cine while this improvement has been going on." (It was really relief from congestion of the liver caused fcy coffee.) "My ilaughter has been as great a coffee drinker us I, and (or years was afflicted with terrible sick headaches, which often lasted for a week at a time. She is a brain worker and excessive application together with the headaches begun to alTect her memory most seriously. She found no help in nieilicines and the doctor frankly advised her to quit coffee and use Postum. "For more than four months she has not had a headache â€" her mental faculties have grown more active and rigorous and her memory has been restored. "No more tea, coffee or drugs for ua, ao long as we can get Puslum." Kame given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Read the little book "The Road to WcUvlUe" in pkga. LIGHT Soap ^^ 1 1 Kl I I ^ U T ^^ °'^'^'°^ ^^^ ^^ 1^ Im ' ^^ Wm M ^^ linoleums with ^^ warm water and Sunlight Soap, rinse clean and wipe dry. The colors will be preserved and the surface unharmed. Common soaps fade the colors and injure the surface. Sunlight Soap cleans, freshens and preserves oilcloths and linoleums. ^ Sunlight Soap washes clothes white without injury to the most delicate fabrics, or to the hands, for it contains nothinj that can injure either clothes or hands. Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in the Sunlight wa/ (foLow directions). Equally good with hard or soft water. UVCR BROTHERS UIMITED, Toronto FRAGRANT AS FRESH VIOLETS comes to the home FRESH and PURE as when it left the PLANTATION to be manufactured wi'.h SPECIAL CARE and CLOSELY SEALED in pound and half pound lead packets. Only one best tea. Blue Ribbon's It. Pedlar's Steel Siding and Shingles LOCKED ON ALL FOUR SIDES. Tested by Time. â€" In his Justly-rtâ€" brated Pills Dr. fiinnclce li.is ^iven to tho wo*-l(l one of th6 most unniue uieui' ciues otTeretl lu the fiuhlic tti late yvara. i'ruijaro'l to meet tho wont for a pill wliich could bc> taken without nauxeii. and that wuuld purge without puin it has met all requirements in that di- rection, and it is In general use not only because of tiiese two qualities, but bcvuu^c it is known to possess altera, tive and curative powers which plac« it in tint front rank of medK;inea. UTS LITPLE JEST. McJiggerâ€" "I wonder il Mars reaUy is inhabited?" Thingutnbobâ€" "Don't know, but if Sa- turn is I'll bel the politicians own iL" Mcliggerâ€" Think so?" Thingumbob â€" ^"Cerlainly; can't you see the rings?" RHEUMATISM AND PARALYSIS. Their complete home cure. Post free to readers of this paper. For limited period only. A handsouLU illustrated ircutise. giv* Ing full d>.':*cr,iition c" -I'lieuinatisiu and t'uMilysis, with instrucLiuiis for a coiii- pk'it tionie cure, describing tlie mu.*'t bUOCHsstuI triMiLiiieiit in the world, re- commended by tnu Ministry aiiit etidurs- C4l by uiudicul niea. j ins higlily in- structive book was wriiipn by W. U. \\:tio. a f;uiitleinaii who has made a study of tli»so diseases. Tlie prufaco Is by p graduate of the University of Wurtzhurg. Send po«lal to-ilay and you wi'l n-'i'ive the book free by re- turn. â€" Addrcto, The Veno Drug Co. 24 King Sal , iVest. Tconto THE OTHEn ONES. "Come, now." said manuna, who had taken the children for a wuli-i lhrouj;h tho Zoo, "let a go home and see papa." "Oh, no," protested Else, "let's see these other monkey's lii'st." Mrs. Hix: "Mrs. June strikes me as being entirely too masculine for a woman." Mrs. Di.t: "Yes. indeed. Why, every time she has an ache c:r pain she make.s as much fuss about it as a man would." Weak and Pal* Womi^ frtolt-hlv keep this way when by tho u<e of â- â€¢ F»iT.)Tlm " the hei't toaic. they c 'ulil 'ery quickly recover their Iwaltli aud streugth. Try it Us row»r Grows with Age.â€" How many nie^licines loudly blazoned as pa- naceas for all huinitn ills hnvc come and gone since Dr. Thomas' Kclectric Oil was first put upon the market? Vet i reinaiiis, doing more good to humanity than many a prcjiurnlion more highly valued and extendinK its virtues wider and wider and in a larger circle ev(.>ry year. It is tho medicine of the mass- 2i> Years of Vile Calarrh.â€" Chas. O. Blown, journalist of Duluth, Minn., writes: "I have been a sufferer from Throal and NiL'^al Calarrh for over 2(1 years, during which lime my head hn.<- Nen slopped up and my condition truly miserable. Within 15 minutes after us- ing Dr. Agnew's fjilarrhal Powder I obtained relief. Three bottles have al- most, if not entirely, cured me." 50c.-73 Winkle: "After all, the first year of married lifo is the mo.sl unhappy, don'l yon think?" Tod: "Oh. yes! II laki'.s about thai time for a man lo lenrn liuw to conceal things frnm his wife." Much distress ano sickness in children Is cau.svd liy worms Motiicr Craves' Worm Kxterniinator Kives relief by re- moving the cause. Uiva it a trial and be convinced. "Do you think tlial music is of any practical bonedl in life?" "Well.' answered Mis.', Cayenne, "judging from tho pliologmphs of eminent violinists, il must keep Ihc hair from falling out." That Tormenting Cold th.at mivie yon wretch- ed will n"t come bick if y.iu take Aliens l.ii ig Ka.U:un when your thnut is raw a,n,l sore. This Btluiirable remedy is free from opium. Take it in {tUDO. Lady Visitor: "I'hiit new girl of yours seems very nice and quiot." Mi.slress >>! the House: "Yi:s, she's very quitl. She doesn't even disturb the dust when she's cleaning the room." IloUoway's Corn Cure destrovs all kiiulH of corns and warts, root and brunch. Who. tlitn nouM endure theiii with such a cbeup and ellcctual remedy Witblu reach'? "ncnlli'men of the jury." queried the clerk of the court, "have vou fully agreed lo disagree?" "We have." nnswrred the foremnn. "The lawjeis have bungled Ihe case up so tliul" we don't know any more about it than Uiev do!" Galvanized or painted red im both side-*. Most durable and economical enveHiig for Roof -ng or^idiHiftor Kcai,<«:nce^, houses, barns, EKrvater.t, >(nrc5, Churches, Ptmltry Huus«», Crtbs. etc. EiL.sier to lay and wilt last longer than any xitber dveiinp;. Cheaper thajQ wood hhiugles or alate. No expe.ierice necoi^&ry. A hammer and »uips are the only UkiU rOMnir- ed. It i-4 seiui'Uajiteue.l bi^b gra^W sfceeL Also Co rugaled Iron, P.Ain[cd or UalvaniZ d, in sbeat, M iucbas Inig. Boded and Emboascd Ceilings V Crimpid Roaliag. «KHi de-tigiu uf Hoofiug, siding and Ceilings in all ^rados. Thoiii:uida of buiiiiings thraiagb the Domiiiiuu ara cuvereil with uar Sbaot Metal Qouds, makiag tboto FIRE, <VAT£R AND LIGHTNING PROOF Sand in yoqr order for aa many squares ^tox'.o feet) as yon require t^ cover yonr naw or old buildiiM{ i'tia very be.'t roofiim; for thi« chmate. We ca.i sup;)-y Bave Trough, all siacs, Cuvrugaied ur Ptai.i Keusd, Caaductar P :p<s, Sbaes' Elbows, spikrs, tabes. AU ffoodd shipped da; after order is raceived- We are the largest cuncera 9t tba kind under tbe Urilisb Sag IbtabLLslud llliil. Write for free samplas and Catalogue of onr Oataawa Shingia Write to^lay. HCNTKEAL, QUI. 7k7 Craig tt- o^TAwA, eirr. TORimo ont. 413 Suaaax (t. M Imuo tt WRITE YOUR NEAREST OFFICE. BEAD OFFt<:K -i.VD WOElvSâ€" OSIIAWA. ONT. vtNMiKO, VANoouvea, b.0. n Lsmbant St. •!« Pantfar tt. THE OTHER ONES. "Come, now," said mamma, who h.id taken Ihe children for a walk through the Zoo, "let's go home and see papa. ' "Oh. no," protested Elsie, "let's see lhe.se other monkeys first." PUMPS SIJAHT-TUFHER I | % ^V*"' MAiHlNB CO.. ^ HAMIUION, - rfiT. \i cr:r. SEF.MEU TO HAVE UtM CORNER. ED. The teacher was discoursing to the class on tho wonders of nature. "Take tho familiar illustration of tho sting of a wasp," he said, "as compared with the finest iiee<lle. When examined through a ralcios- copo the sting is still sharp, smooth and polished, while the needle ap-i pears blunt and rough. "It is .so with overythinij. Tho works of nature are inlinitely super- ior to tho-se of art. Try how we J may, wo cannot improve on nature." i "It isn't so with my eyes, teach- er," Bttid a little girl in the class. | "Why, how is that, Nellie?" he asked. "'Cause nature made me cross- eyed," sho said, "and the doctors fixed my eyes all right." UNANIMOUS, The lata Lord I.eighton, president of the Koyal &cadeuiy, once had a chance to learn something aliout him- self that perhaps he had not suspect- otl. His chanco came to him at a picture-gallery, where his painting, "Helen of TYoy," was on exhiljllion. Ho joined a group of ladios who worn standing before it Just in time to hear one of tho number say: "It is a horrid picture, simply hor- rid." "I'm sorry, but it's mine!" Lord Lcighton cxclaimtMt, iuvoluntarily. "You don't mean to say you'vo bought tho thing'?" questioned the same lady. "N'4, Iâ€" paintotl it," the artist numlily replied. The critical lady was momentarily abashed; then she said, easily: "Oh, you mtistn't mind what I say." "No, Indeed, you mustn't," an- other began, earnestly. "She only said what everybody else ia say in I" C(/ Sppci.tlisis on the Ca.<ie.â€" In the or- dinary run of medical practice a greiit- er numlii'r than this have tivnii-'d cas.'s of chronic dyspep.sia and hnve tailed to ctii-eâ€" but Dr. Von Stan's Piiieupplo Tiiblcts {(iO in a box at 35 cents cnsl) have ninde Ihe cure, giving relief in one day. These liltle "specialists" have pi overt their real merit.â€" 72 "Is il true," a.sked the cnllor, "IIktI your husband ordered Dr. Smoother nut of the hou.se'.'" "Yes. Poor .lack hud been currying Ihe bnby oil night ui.,1 every night for a week, and was run down lo a thrend. I called Ihe doctor, and he told Jack that he must take more exercise." Bnalifrht Soap ii li«tter than otber loaiM, bat il best wten used in the Snnligh' waj. Buy Sanhght Soap and foUaw dii:tot;aDi. CAUSE FOR THANKFULNESS. Heâ€" Do you believe that love Is a dis- ease? Sheâ€" Yes; but Ihank goodness, it is one that we can have more than once. For years they had been Ihe best rf friends, but a iiiomenl's absenl-mindcJ- iioss made tlwrn deadly and irreconcil- able enemies. II was Mrs. Hawkins's faull. Mrs. Bniml(?y liad been ill for a month, and was telling her friend .ill about it. "Yes, Mrs. Hawkins," she said. "I wns very ill. They were afraid of my losing my mind.' "Oh. and did you, Mrs. Bruniley?" a.sked Mrs. Haw- kins, wilh cordial interest. That was all. We make the Emih^tlc Statement that •"The I) dt 1, •' Menth 1 IMa'ter will do ram) to re'ieva neiinURia, lame back. liirabii..{i> and kindred trimhle^ th.iii any otlTer planter. Sjc. tiuj aud ti giL rolls. Ail druggists. FEATHER DYEING Claaa«ii( aiid Ourllas «s4 KM ais>«> clMs<r« Thtm •â- a W IM( bf raM. U »« aa Um >•« •laoa I* ItlTlSH AMERICAN DYEING Mi §FARMERS!l i â€" ? This is the season of the irear when ynu Q ^ need t < use every precaution with your .^ J stuck. Uv tb' use uf our S 3K TONIC 1^ "I've got a vva.shing machine herf.' began the inventor. The capil.ilist looked at him in the cold, caiculullng iiianm^r common to capitalisls. and answered:â€" "Well, if I were yoii. I'd run straight home and use it." Thai nighl Iho unarelii.sl band ivceivod another application for membership. Have You Eczema?â€" Have you any skill disca.se or eniplioii.s? \re you SKlijecl to chaling or scalding? Dr. Ag- n. vv's Oinlmcnl provciils and cures any itnd all ot these, and cures Itching, I'.Ueding and L5lind files besides. One arpliciitinn brings relict in ten minutes, and cases cured in three lo six nights. 30 ceuls.â€" 71 George (nervously): "I'd like ever so much lo marry you. Kilty, but I dim't know how lo pinposc." Kitty (iirompl- ly and pniclically): "Thais all right, Ccorgfc. You've finished with me; now go lo papa." ^ and iither ru.u».lio i you have the beet ' "^ Kuaranteu of health Ui your stock. ^ ^ Va;ua.ble Advics Fre* ^ n t^--*e It aud become your uwu veterinary in jT dui-geua ^ P Tin VETEMHARV IKeiALTV CO., LImltwl iO! X 558 DVSUA.S ST., TOIiO.NTO, O.N I. X Generator Wanted. Direct current generator, 110 volts, 2 or i pole, multipolar preferred, 500 Ughls, must be in rirst-cla.ss condition. S. FR.\NK VVIUSON- 73 Adelaide St., Toronto. While muro prevalent In winter, when sudilcn changes in the weather try tho eli-oiii^cst con.stitution.'i. col<i.s and cougliH and ailiiicntH of tho throat niu.v come in aiiv season. At the Drat eight of (leranguinent use Bicklo'R Anti- CoiiHUinpti\u Syruji. Instniit relief will be experienced, and u.sc of the tneilicino until the cold (ii.sappetti-s will protect the lungs from attack. For anyone wah throat or chest weakness It can- not be burpassed. PATHETIC LITrLE DOLLS. ^ Some of the Indian womim have a very pathetic custom. When an In- dian girl die.9 her mother often si.b- stitutcs a doll for tho lust little one. Sho fills the empty cradle with feathers arranged in the form of a child, and carries this about as she dill her child, crooning to it and caressing it. Somoliiiii-s, instead of doing this, she lies th • clothes, toys, and other articles bel.inging to the little one and, fastening them to tho cradle board, carries it as she ori- ginally did her child. The OjUiways call theso "unlucky dolls," because they represent the dead; but the In- dian woman's idea is that the little dead child is too small to lind its way to I'aradise, and that by sub- stituting the doll tbm ?^U assist it to get there. ".Mil" remarked Mr. De Robinson, "my wife is a great collector of curiosi- ties." "Indeed!" repUed his friend. "Hits she been at thai long?" "Oh, bless you. yes; for Mwre." "Uefore she mar- ried you?" "Oh, yes," Rheumatism will Surciimb to South American Rheumatic t:ure because it goes right lo the seat of Ihe trouble and removes Ihe cause. Many so-called cures but dondi'n pain temporarily only, to have it ivlurn again wilh dou- bled violence. Not so wilh this great remedy. It eradicates from tho system the last vestige of the disease and its cures are permanent, â€" 74 His Mother: "What are you moping about the house for. Tommy? Why don't you go over and play with Charley Pinafore?" Tommy: "'Cause I played wilh Charley Pinafore ye-sterday, and I don't s'pose he's well enough yet." It Is a Liver Pillâ€" Many of tha all- nionts that man ha.'i to contend with have their origin in a disortleicd liver, which is a delicate organ jparticulai-iy susceptihln to the diKturhanccs that come fruui irregular habits or lark core IP â- 'u.tiiig an<l drinking. Thi.s ac- counts for the great many liver regu- lators now pressed on tho attention o» BUIVoi'tfrs. Of these there i.i nono supei^ ior to l*armelee's Vegetable l*ills. Tlicii operation though gentle is efToctive, and tlio uiotit delicate can use theui. TIME OF A WINK. By pasting a bit of paper tipon tho eyelid a photographic returd has been made of tho duration of lime reciuired in winking tho eye. It has been found that a wink requires oni»- third of a second. Dear Mother Your little cnn are a constant cars in Fall and Wintcf wec.ttier. fiipy will utch cold. Do you know about Shiloh's Consumptioo Cure, tho Lung Tonic, and what it has done for »o many > It is said to be tlic only reliable lemedy for all diwKses <A the air pastages in cKildren. kit absoli)}!^ harmieu and plcis^tnt to take. It it guaraoleed to cure ot your money it retuincj. Tha price is 2Sc. per bottle, ud alt d^tcrt ia medicioe tell 31^ 5HILOH TW remedy thonM ba in tmxy hom^holj. n \ ISSUE NO. l-4t. '\

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