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Pege 5 THANKS TO MARATHON BADMINTON CIUB We didn't come home victorious, but'a very enjoyable' day was had by all that went to Marathon on Saturday, the alternoon was spent by nlaying badminton followed by a delicious buffet supper, then more bacrinton. The evening brought us music by the Marincers and dancing and ????? then it was train time, . By the way, the score was 26 -- 24 for Marathon, Not bad considering, eh fellows? 0-0-0 NOTS IN PASSING In last week's issue of the News we gave you the first installment of an By article entitled "An Essay on the Manufacture of Sulphate Pulp at "The Passerby!! Terrace Bay". We were able to bring all of you readers along the road, to a point where we had the pulp loaded into boxecars, before we ran out of space, We will pick up the trail where wé left off and bring you the final instalde ment, where the manpower on the job is featured, , Besicos all the machinery you read about last week, there is a Boiler House which makes steam out of coal and water and keeps us all comfy and warm besides sending the steam to guys and to machines who need it to get along, Now just for a few minutes, It11 tell srou'ebout some of the very fine people who work all this machinery, plus other people who just. Below is listed some of the more flashy types. ; 4 Tour Forcman is a guy who knows where everybody hides, The Superintendents know where the Tour Foremen hide, and the Moanaper just knows, in Electrician is a guy who knows how to get a motor and a generator all excited and who pretends to know where the lights go when they go out, A Mechanic is a man completely surrounded by tools, grease, broken machinery and gricf, fn Oporator is a fellow who shouts and pleads with machinery to run by itself so that he can sit down, 4 Helper is a chap who helps an operator, (Elementary, isn!t it??) i, Labourer is the guy who does the labour, Av testor is a guy who spends a lot of time collecting samples of stuff and then runs and hides. in a testing station, An Oiler is a man whose stock-in-trade is grease and oil and other slippery stuff that makes wheels turn easier, an Engineer is a "FELLOW" who figures it all out and then gets someone else to figure out his figures. A Draughtsman - Does _not open and close windows. (Idon't care what you've heard abouts them, -- they don't) c. i Stonographer ig a girl, (Bless 'am) a Personne! Man is a men who knows about personnel and who and why. An Editor is a guy who sits 'n sits and thinks up ways to get me to do a lot Of 'silly writing, NOTE: reprinsing of the technical aspects (if they can be found) of this article, by any technical or trade publication, is expressly forbidden except by written permission 'ox the Author. 0-0-0 LITSNTION NESTDENTS Now thet the heavy fall of snow that we have had recently has caused the snow banks to be so high that the average human being can't see over them, your attention is requested with reference to the accident hazard, If you are driving, please be careful when pulling out of a driveway, rounding a corner or crossing' an intersection, Children may be playing there or some adult making his way home on foot. Pedestriuns are also cautioned no! to do any "jay walking", Look around a little bit, before you decide to cross a street, turn a corner or walk out of your footepath, Your co-operation is requested, 0-0-0 : ; CUB NES The regular meeting will te held in the Legion Hall, February 24th at 6:30, "ae monthly Church Parade will be held on Sunday, February 26th, Those Cubs attending the Catholic Church are to meet at the Legion Hall at 9:45 a.m, Those attending the Community Church are to mect in the Legion Hall at 10:45 a.m, _ Five "New Chums" have joined our packs Lloyd Saunders, Dick Jeannerette, Douglas Craig, Joseph "ig and Garry Crandlemeir - good hunting, boys,