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PAGE> 'SEVEN The tirick je in the kis IfIwr otilyuti= oumn was wrltten about the. CnadanCnsittonTyuwould.likoly stop reading nwTypical Canadians. If I1 wero to tel you. instead. that this column would b. about ysi-er-old daughter and how she got kiss.don tii . e a of ailjhua for tii. first time, you inight redon iCanades Woil, my daughter is in haro smewhere. But only as a journalistic trick to keep you reading. W. Canadians need ever spin possble to stay in there with the. Constitution. T1% Constitution, such as sh. is, may b. Brian Mulraneyl one hope of political survival. It als may b. JeCals only hopo, too. That Brlan would send Joe out to do that jobinskind of ae oteCanadian way of doing thiffgi anyway. W. bitch, about eac oter ut when shove cornes to power, we L'e oder how Jo. got the. job of rying to pull tuis mess togotiior? Liko ovor lunch on. day: Phono rings: "Jo. Clark lier. 'I, Jo., it's me, Brian." "Ini a pig's snout. You wouldnt phono me if the. Parliamont buildings3 were on firo. Are the. Parliament buildings on Er.?" 'Sur, Ikno yo . ue he hsnam fixm the. CBC. Double Exoure. Bocr, you Sure do sound 11ke Brian." "No, really, Jo., it is Brian. And that CBC guy actuallv sounds more like you. I n.ed you todo ajob fur me.I want you to go out into the. country and find out wiiat people roaily want i a constitution." "And if1 do this?" "Thon, Joe, you get to pick out which jobjou want in tuis gvernment. Except for mine, of course. nless I quit. Whichifgrou get the. Constitution settled, I1surewon't." "Thon you get to pick any job in the. Conservative Party you want. Including mine.". "Tou mako it sound like a heada.I-win-talsYOU-lose ",rom my view that". about it. One.ofmy bi pobleme if you succeed will b. in trying to steal l teCF Which la how wo have the. agreements w. have up to now. Jo. Clark fis now about to show people lus full colours. But as the. Cabinet entera the . fray -- and they must et some point moon- watcii the. wiole mess tumble around, Joe's ara. Joelos only problem thon wll b. e ti te make sure Brian gets ail the credit. Love in leariy spring AUl of which reminda me of my daughterls kis. (Ibis1I the bp I tiirow te readers who have read thîi faý. et's facoiti we)re ail voyeurs after a fashion.) BoIget home after a wearing day at the. ôfflce. And my daughter hope on the swfathe. minute I ait dbwn. 8h. sort of hops once, landa on lier knses beside me, bouncea enough teendanger the tea cupin my hand. "Guesa what daddy. %m in love." (Sputtering noises coene from father with tea cup.) "Ii fatI hvethre o friends. Their namea are' Joshu, younowhm, nd Jtty you know hhùi too, and Noah. You do'tknow -hlm but V- heoe& nlv with and h. kissed me on the. lips today at schod. "Do you love the. others?" "No. But now l'm golng to marry Noah." "Bocauso h. kiassd you?« "Tlat made overybodyséIse laugh. Wo're in lové." Iont love grand? -Ithink it ail .tartod over'the frit- grad Valontines celobration. I must disappoint tiios. who love happy endings. Tii. day aftor the. convorsation quoted. aboivo, the. romance ond.d. It see Erin chaued Noahi ail over the. skating runk the. nex4 day in frot of the. wiolo chool. H. finally g4t sick of the. wiioe mos and ditéh.d lier. And bow:dosa tua tie i wth the.Constitition? Weil, franklLit doesn't. The. kias waa thrown i te get you to redAdif you got this fare it worked. PIca~ Peccle 1i~ ~\v~sae Il Il i SOLDERS ARCHJNG PA '~E FOUR CORNERS MABR E3,1916 These sodiers passng Ali's Drug tE~ (now:.Van Belle Flowers) ar&ounn rM a fl g ormny at tii. Whitt*ArSoie., wiiere the. Toronto Dominion Bank la. now. Mathuonrotfiianow Joeeph' st;rHjg and Speody Office Contre. 10 YEARS AGO fromthe. Wo M",aMmrci3, 1982 edition 0f the. " Pkrt Whltby Marina wil g.t 60newslfips for boats at acost of $179,425. " There la no mon. aaiabe te opn the secnd floor of the. Dr. J.O. Ruddy General Hospfital çays the. Ontario Ministry of Hoaltii. Ï ~roahâ'b.enrated te Consolidated Building Corporation te, build 320 homes on' *The 60-year.old Brock Street South CNR overpass wlll ha resurfaoed tuis summer. 85 YEAARS AGO from tii heurÀwýay, Marcii 7,1957 edition of the. wm'IBY 'WEEl YNEWS *ParenÏà are presting the. location 0àf àaservice station at Brock and Ontario Streeti adjacent te the WhitI>y Cmimunity Arena. *$600 wllhbeset terepair thieold townhilUat Brock and ColborneStreets. *Town couneil la protesting the removal 0f Bell Tolepiionels business office fm Whtby te *Whitbrs publicesciiocls are clebrating Education W.ek. , 1 100 YEAERS AGO froinitheii.Pda>y Marcii 4, 1892 edition0f the. W NYCHRONICLE, Mail la dliv.r.d inte Whitby by rail i vo or six times a day. The Town counel hs mid avn avr licences thlsypar. Curling matches are béing held between WhitIby and Oshawa. Dr. Charles F. McGiflivray bas office hours of 9 te il a.m., 2 te 4 p and 7. te9p~ wi'~yEEPJIEU.WYENESDA2'.MARCIE 10e2.