WH1TBY REE P¶RES% WEDNESDAY. AUGUT 21,1991. PAGE 7 PAGE SVEN Playing hardbafl More brown-pffper-bcag journaliam: this week, from Ottawa. Thse ffollowùw ftrwiscriPtpuotat be a verbatim tranacript of a reoent telephoe e oltbetwteen Washington' -~ 4 and Ottawa. t wn deliuered myaterioualy ta, this columniat Iidden nide hie Ninja Turtie lunch bug. The. one with the-,/ green pictwre. /1 Voico1: George? Voice 2: It'a me, Brion, Geore, ýy'ouknow, I. can't tell you my namo because of national security. Brian: George B1.. George. Yesp opera:tor, well.accept the. oeil. IIow ya don', bu. George:- el fnBro.Justfine. You know that.-But.--~~~I thero'.a- littie naggng robem -I, have, Brian, boping you coûld help mie with it.- Brion: You know me, Boss, anything you want, just aak. George: It's about those Blue Jays, Brion. I dontreally _________________________________ know how *0 say- th ia.Rmemýber our littie. talks 'a fewv monthe bock about the free frae and- the dollar, stuif like that. Brian: We did not do what would makee.s populor, we di d what was good forth. 'country, we.. George: Save it for Tory conventions. And please donIt say what country it was good for. Brian: Yeoh. How free tra" would b. good for Canadien jobs, and that you'd ign that free-trade deal, se ,that it got throughif onflywe'dboost the -dollar, lot it go from 74 cents to, 85-86 cents or so. So George: Look, I told you that most Canodions would tae great pride in a higher dollar. Novermind that it cuts your, export market tosres But show your countrymen that the dollar bas soared from 74 cents to 85, th.y'l think you!re a genius. The. stock market goos up, that's gotta be good, the dollar goes up, thot'. gotta b. good, too. Brion: Isn't it? George: ight. That's why I like dealing with you, Brion. Brion: -Jobs, jobs, jobs. George: That one's gonna haunt you next election, I con tell you, that. Yours le gonna b. right on the lin.. But foilow My suggestions> we'll look olter you good. Directorshipa here, stock options there. Brion: Give us econoemc recovery and we'il turn thot élection around. George: (umder his breath) ... enough ofthe people, enough of the time ... Listen. On. more thing in importent. Right now, the Toronto Blue Jays, as w. speak, are six and a haif games ahead 0f everyonees i the American League. You GIEN STRUZ LOOKING SOUMI FROM NEAR COLABORNE STREET, 1912 knew that, didn't you? Ibis picture was taken midway between Coiborne and Dundas Streets. The houe at the left Geoi.WS urge: Goo thnig.Bin.Btini~ now Starwaysand was form erly'tii. residence of Arthur'"Afin who'provided money for' history. Remember wheni the fifiee, you Canadiensj.dcntUialoanwWhtyT nHlln190 begun *0 buld on airpiane. that was -higger,- fauter,- more htvMI " manoeuvrable, ton, maybe 20-years aheod 0f the'rest 0f the. George: That's about the giÎt '0f it. But that six-and-a- ogen Oa ijeaverton. haif gae lead oif the Jays bas gotta cone, down to on.e, two About 40'Aiberta iiigb uchool students visted Whitby lbt week games, eh? Mr. & Mms Owen* Goldring celebrated their 25th wedding onnlversary on Augut 13. Brion: Do for tbe Blue Jays. what Dief did for the Arrow? e Councilors George Brooks, Hugi O'Connell, Don McQuay and Bob Attersley are suggested George: And then, in tii. stretch, the. Jays have gotta get replacements for-Ever-ett Quantrl as Wbity Reeve. the hitters and blow it.> Cail it the Toronto syndrompe. (Makes choking noises.) Brion: Hley, no polem. But wa' ni o s h hn you're dealing withabyfo h akod fQee oe 75 YEARS AGO eh? from thIiThursdaý,August 17, 1916 edition of the George: Do it, or we deport Gretzky. Simple as that. WHIITBY GZTIEAMD CiRONICLE Brion: You sure play hordbail. e The Wbitby Wor Relief Society spent $3,328.30 in the past year. George: I knew yould meo it =y way. Say ii * Heela ami e Tii. Red Cross Socieey bas collection boxes in the stores and banku 0f Wbitby. the kids, eh? e W.J. Luke is soln ord automobiles at $450 *0, $890 each. Brion:- You always get that mixed up. Con I have tino a Arthur W. Lyndo is a singing teacher in Whltby. and charges, please? ____________________________________ - ---- ------