WHITBY FREE PRESS, WEPNESDAY, MARCH 13,1974, PAGE 7 KALNINS ON... MS. Nude Cosmopo l'tan I have a confession to make: I sat in the front row at Victory Theatre in Toronto and watched 30 nude contestants taking part in the Miss Nude Cosmopolitan beauty contest. Advertised as the "biggest nude pagent ever", it attracted naked strippers from Canada and the United States. About 400 people - mostly men - showed up for the preliminaries and the final judging. For sone strange reason, I took along an attractive brunette, named Darlene, and this probably was the biggest mistake I have ever made. Although Darlene said she is not ashamed of a nude body, I felt she had underestimated her own feelings about nudity. And, besides, she was the only female in the rip-roaring audience. Poor Darlene, she had to put up with all kinds of nonsense: crude remarks from dirty old men, whistling and sneezing, risque jokes from the MC and finally the photographers like me trying to get "close-up" shots of the naked contestants. Attractions like these could damage the moral values of any home-bred Canadian girl whose prime interests are flowers, good movies (no sex films, please), French cuisine and a Saturday evening home alone with a colour TV set. But, Darlene endured all this "rubbish" quite well. At one point she even showed a faint enthusiasn in a strip act. However, she looked very bored when a man and a woman indulged in a simulated sex act. Darlene was ready to leave the program, but I still had to take my pictures of the winner. While nude finalists kept parading in front of me, I took a number of pictures. They were all beautiful and I kept firing away. I was shocked to learn that for the BIG MOMENT of the evening I had only five frames of the film left in the camera. Confidently, I finished off my roll of film and dashed back to the darkroom for processing. And, guess what had happened to my precious film? The pictures came out fine and dandy alright, except for the last five frames. The "synch" had switched to the "off" position and the winner got camera exposure only up to her waist. The upper part of her body was "cut off" due to the wrong shutter speed being used. The Sun had to seule for a dressed up Miss Nude Cosinopolitan with a following explanation: "Yes. Tiffany Carter DID let it all hang out. but the photographer's camera was at that moment out of synch and only a portion of Miss Carter was recorded for posterity. What does "out of svnch" mean? It means that we only have a photo of her in a bikini and not nude. That's what". P.S. I'm very. very sorry about this. l'Il be more careful with those NUDE shots next time. As for my bikini shot, blame it all on Tiffany. Golf Instruction At Whitby YMCA Beginning Wed., March 26, 1974, the Whitby Y is pre- senting a new golf instruc- tion course under the leader- ship of Lora White who has given the Whitby Y courses each year for seven years. The six weeks of instruc- tion will include Equipment, Grip, Address, Stance, the wrist, arm, and elbow posi- tions, head, shoulders, back swing, rules of golf, correct- ing errors, etc. Those taking the course should bring a wood, No. 5 Iron and putter. Some clubs will be available to new play- ers who have not bought their equipment yet and ad: vice will be given on purchase of equipment. Special movies will also be shown on the different shots and approaches, put- ting, etc. The course will be given in the big gymnasium at the Whitby Senior Public School on Garden Street in Whitby. Persons interested are ask- ed to register in advance at the Whitby YMCA Office in the Centennial Building at 416 Centre St. S. in Whitby or phone the Y Office at 668-6868. ..l O be aipp e & 0 413 DunS St. E.,R . ' WHI1TB8Y, ONTARIO Res. 668-6526 T.IP Tps Two studies recently com- pleted at the University of North Carolina have added to growing evidence that small car occupants face much greater risk of severe injury and death than those faced by occupants of larger cars, says the Ontario Safety Lea- gue. As reported by the Insurance Institute for High- way Safety, in one study, researchers documented for the first time that the risk of severe injury and death is almost twice as great when two small cars crash than when two large cars crash. In the second study, they fotund that belted drivers in subcompact cars fare as badly in crashes as unbelted drivers in full-size cars, but, the re- searchers stated, "drivers who use a belt fare much better than those who do not." DRUGS AND ALCOHOL - According to the Ontario Safety League, Finland's Tra- ffic Ministry has set up a special committee to develop regulations for drivers who are using prescription med- icines. The committee chair- man says that between one I From and two ofevery five patients in psychiatrie outpatient cli- nics continue to drive while taking heavy doses of medi- cation for the central ner- vous system. Many of Fin- land's drunken drivers have been found to have used both alcohol and drugs. OSL SAFER TO SWITCH THAN FIGHT - Don't fight back by keep- ing your upper beams on when an oncoming driver doesn't switch to lower beams. Just dim and bear it,' Ontario Safety League says. Z; ±1:5¶± ii MARH AL Get more on deposits Even your chequing account draws interest at Victoria and Grey. That means your noney earns you more here with no minimum balance. 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