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KALNINS ON . .. LEFTOVER NOTES Newspaper columnists these dàys have made it. They have more material than they can digest. For instance, I have at least ten different subjects to choose from every week before I start putting my ideas into print. This means that I'm left with so-called "leftover notes" - information that is valuable but of no great inportance. So, here we go. Last week I tried to change a five-dollar bill at the Sheridan Mall. It was quite an ordeal. I visited about six different stores, including K-Mart, just to be told: "Sorry, we don't have enough change. Try next door". The time was about ten o'clock in the morning. I wonder how they would handle cash late in the after- noon when the mail is buzzing with Christmas shoppers. I preclude that store owners are not really interested to attract would-be customers, though poor as some of them might-be. The word is out: the Sunshine girls in Toronto are starting to look more like "moonshine" girls. Sun's Executive Editor, Peter Worthington, is not happy about the picture quality of the popular daily feature. He says that Sunshine Girls have "gone to pot" ..... or hell" thus attaching the blame to staff photographers. No comment. Christmas office parties are fun, but I like the nodest "thanks people" party by Sunday Sun editor Alan Edmonds, on behalf of himself and Sunday Sun Sykes. And, incidentally, the invitation was als, apropos. It read: >e&"We hope to have enough booz ' to quench everyone's thirst, but if you are thirstier thin usual ..'. Well, I guessed, the message was quite clear: bring your own booze. Paul Rinistead is no longer talking to me. Either he's too busy beating drums at Saphyre or mad about the things I wrote recently in this column, expounding on. Rimstead's never-ending talents. Some readers say that I deliberately "downgraded" the old Rimmer himself while others claim that I made him look like King Tuk, The truth of the matter, however, is: Rimstead is Rimstead This week I went to Whitevale, North Pickering, to be greeted by a barrage of anti-Davis signs. You might have heard that Premier William Davis intends to go ahead with the proposed satellite city, called Ceader- wood. The implementation of the Government project would mean. a death warrant for a number of smaller hamlets near Brougham. One sign, I particularly found amusing, read: "The Ceaderwood Prayer: Dear God, Don't Let Davis Pave Us". Vija Lazdins, a ravishing Latvian beauty, has some interesting ideas on pornography. She thinks the days of "dirty old men" are over. More women will watch blue movies, including pornographic presentations. She reasons: "Women are getting more curious about sexual activities. And, why not? It takes two to derive pleasure from the sex". Yeah! Weil put Vija. Crooks will become quite respectable citizens in New York City. -Even felons will get "Mr." treatment by the New York Times. A.M. Rosenthal, managing editor of NYT, proclaimed in a memorandum to the newsroom staff that the paper "will no longer omit the "Mr." before the names of those who have been convicted of a crime or who have unsavory reputations known to be deserved". Under the old practice, he noted, the paper had run into the problem of "appearing to make social and political judgements about different types of crimes." However, an exception might be made in particularly gruesome cases. BEST WISHES Bright greetings from us are heading your way. Happy holidays. BOWMAN & GIBSON LU. GNL. INSURANCE 145 BROCK S. 668-5823 PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGES Those who are willing to entertain middle-aged or elderly patients from the Whitby Psychiatrie Hospital during the Christmas season are asked to phone Mrs. J. Morley at 668-5881, ext. 323. These patients would enjoy an invitation to go for a drive, to attend a church service, or spend an hour or two in the warmth of a family home. 0000 Anyone cleaning their basement or garage and has magazines, books, or any suitable reading material, they don't want are invited to call 668-8957 to have the books picked up. This reading material is needed for hospital patients. O b * * Whitby Baptist Church, Gilbert and Reynolds, will hold their Second annual Christmas Sunday Service and supper on Dec. 23 at 4:30 p.m. This service will replace the regular 7 p.m. service. Last year this time of fellowship was such a success the Deacons decided that this service should become an annual event. The church is inviting all people in the surrounding community to this Service and Supper. There is no charge, but an offering will be taken. e..0 * The Religious Education Committee are planning to start a work for boys 8 to 11 on Wednesday Jan. 16/74 at 6:30 p.m. It would be appreciated if any boy in this area and age group (whether a member of this church or not) interested in this programme or if anyone knowing such a boy would please contact Mr. L. Rich at 668-2755, or Mr. Art King at 668-4665 as soon as possible. Friday Dec. 21, starting at 7:30 p.m. there will be an Old Tyme Christmas Sing Song on Brock Street South between Colborne and Dundas Streets. This section of Brock Street will be closed to vehicular traffic at this time. Choirs and schools have been invited and about five to six hundred people are expected to attend. In- 7:30 p.m. Family Service 11 p.m. Holy Communion St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church 11:30 p.m. Christmas Celebration CHRISTMAS DAY, DECEMBER 25th All Saint's Anglican Church 9 a. m. Holy Communion Emmanuel Reformed Church 10 a.m. Christmas Worship St. John the Evangelist Roman Catholic Church 9 a.m., 10:30 a.m., 12:15 p.m. Mass -i' Welcome, Santa. We have been awaiting your arrival. And, the right time to wish folks joy! BESTWAY MOTORS 1025 IUNDAS ST., WEST 668-4792 hndhe Somjething for everyone... every day of the year! EXlTL f Bloor St., lue (dL COIiqMWtf 356 DEAN AVE. OSHAWA, ONTARIO. TELEPHONE: 23-3961 Westinghouse Jyous New Yuax A bounty of loy is coming your way. To add special charm to that Big Day. COLLINS SHOES AND STAFF 119 BROCK S. WHITBY WHITBY FREE PRESS, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20th, 1973, PAGE 9 vitations have been sent out to area residents to join in and everybody is welc r e. A twenty-six year old Whitby boy who is 80% blind, is trying to start in business tuning and repairing pianos and needs old pianos to get started. He lias had some help from the Whitby Lions Club,,but needs the assis- tance of anyone who lias an old piano they don't need or use. If you can be of help please call the Whitby Free Press at 668-6111 or if in Dunbarton 282-1004. THE WHITB Y MINISTERIA L ASSOCIA TION invites you to attend CHRISTMAS CELEBRA TIONS BRNG THE FAMI1Y.. ENJOY CHRISTMAS EVE, DECEMBER 24th Ail Saint's Anglican Church 7 p.m. Family Communion 11 p.m. Carols for Everyone 11:30 p.m. Holy Communion St. John the Evangelist Roman Catholic 9 p.m. Mass 12 a.m. Mass St. John's Anglican Church 7p.m. Family Communion 11:30 p.m. Holy Communion St. Mark's United Church