FROM A BIRD'S EYE VIEW JiM QUAIL Ladies, Have You No Shame? Ladies lIm shocked! I never thought Women'sLib would come to this. Of ail things, Burt Reynolds.. . nude... in the centre if Cosmopolitan. Weil! . And in Kitchener they hired some male strippers. And at the Myna Bird discoteque in Toronto they have a nude chef. I tell you ladies it's going to far! Is there no end to this invasion of pri- vacy in aman's world? Recently a bunch of nude co-eds invaded the·male sauna at a university and " joined the boys " as it were. It makes me nervous. With ail this mingliing of the sexes these daysl'mi never sure whom lIm with these days. It seems rather dishonest to me. When you take out a girl today, first you're not even sure if it!isa girl. If you decide to take her word for it you still aren't sure how much of hèr is really her, if you know what i mean. Many a man has beenawfully surprised what he had left afterhis girl got.caught in a warm rain and parts of her ran off into a puddle. [o tell you the truth the whole thing makes me so nervous that when I'm sit- t ing down inside a little cubicle in a public washroom I aiways take a peek under the partition and get a good look a t the le gs of the next occupant. If I don't see bristly stubbîe on those legs I tend to cut things short and quickly depart. AIl I Need is to get caught in the middle of a demonstration where a bunch of nutty females want to "I iberate" the men's washroom. I'm not sure if I wouldbecharged as a "found -in' or as a " caught - in ". Just think of the problems you ladies a r e g o in g to create. The police had enough troublekeeping track of the "ma- Sy I a w, t h e Ontario County Board of Education has the right to establish the priorities in spend- ing w ithin its educational jurisdiction. We, the teachers of Ontario County, do not wish to quar- rel1 w ith this right, Wouldilt not be wise, how- eve r, for the [Board and its officilas to consult w i th its professional staff before exercising its rights? Should not the Board be actively solicit- ing the advice of its teachers in establishing its sp ending priorities in order that thé detrimental effects of the ceilings can at least be minimized? Thi s is especially valid when you consider the following facts: - the educational budget is being iimited by the provincial government. - the total amount being allowed is restrictive and impairs the Board and its officiais in meet- ing the educational needs. - the secondary school teachers of the Ontario County Board will have great difficul ty in meet- i n g w h a t they deem as legitimate programme obligations. - the Board and its officials refuse toact strong- ly tooppose the stringent measures imposed by the provincial government, and the government of f er s no spe cial allowances such as other Boards have been granted to meet their needs. -membersof our Board seem to be unaware of specific implications that the ceilings will have on programming in our schools which has ai- ready been requested by our students. If we cannot by law argue, we do offer our coop- eration to assist in alleviating some of the im - e r a t ion to assist in ailleviating some of the im- m e d i a t e p roblems. We deem this necessary on behald of our students. dams" and their houses of il1 repute, but now they will have to start looking for the 'l monsieurs " as well. And if the l adies insist on equality, the police, might have to throw both sexes into the same drunk tank which could create a heck of a lot of problems. And wouldn't it look ridiculous to to walk through a department store and see male mannequin draped with exotic " Fruit of the Loom " undergarments. Worse yet how would you ladies like to have a male clerk serve you when you went shopping for your bras? It used to be that ail the philosoph ical types would wander around saying, " who am 1?"' but with ail this new mor- ality and mixing of sexes, the philoso- phical types are saying, I' what sex am I?" And ladies how would it be if you and the other half were going out for dinner and he said, ""We can't go out tonightbecause I just haventt a thing to wear!"lAnd if that didn't- get you, can't you just hear your hubby sayafg, "lOh darn!, I just ripped my pantyhose !" I think it's time men put their foot down. I'm putting mine down. I absolut- ely refuseto have a baby! And there's no way I am going to share my sauna with some giggly female. Thatgoe for for my Havana cigars as well ! As for having pin-ups in the Cosmo- pol i tan magazine manybe that's not so bad after all. Uh, as it happens I have star- tedworkingout on the barbells and get- ting under the sun iamp. 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