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For more informa- tion, visit www.tote.ca. deep Fried Curried perogies The MT Space Theatre presents Deep Fried Curried Perogies, May 4, 8 p.m., at the KW Little Theatre, 9 Princess St. E.,, Waterloo. Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door. For seniors/students its $10 in advance, $15 at the door. for more informa- tion, visit www.ticketscene.ca or call 519-585-7763. old Men danCing The Registry Theatre presents Old Men Dancing, May 4, 7:30 p.m., at 122 Frederick St., Kitchener. Greatest hits plus new works. Tickets are $25, or pays as you leave for the joy you receive. For more information, visit registrytheatre.com or call 519- 578-1570. ongoing Jonas & Barry in The hoMe Drayton Entertainment presents Jonas & Barry in the Home, to May 20, at the St. Jacobs County Playhouse, 40 Benjamin Rd. Waterloo. Tickets are $27 to $42. For more information, visit www.dray- tonentertainment.com. Friday edwin's pops: a nighT oF MusiC & CoMedy Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony Music Director Edwin Outwater returnes to the Pops Series for two nights of musical humour, May 5-6, at the Centre in the Square, 101 Queen St. N., Kitch- ener. Featuring PDQ Bach's hilarious take on Beethoven's 5th Symphony done sportscast style. Featuring special performances by soprano Mea- sha Brueggergosman and pianist Stewart Good- year. Tickets are $19 to $86. Call 519-745-4711. saTurday The Button Factory hosts the KW Gem and Min- eral Show, May 6, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., at 25 Regina St. S., Waterloo. Find gemstones, rocks, minerals and hand crafted jewelry, displays, fossils, beads. Free admission. Free activities and samples for children; bring your mineral to identify, demon- strations; mineral and gemstone dealers. Parking available across the road. For more information, visit www.calaverite.com. parkMinsTer arT show & sale Parkminster United Church hosts an Art Show & Sale, May 6, 2 p.m. to 6 p.m., at 275 Erb St. E., Waterloo. It's and art show and sale to celebrate Canada's 150th anniversary featuring local and Canadian artists. For more information, visit www.parkuc.ca. The wash house The Joseph Schneider Haus presents the Wash House, May 5 to May 6, at 466, Queen St. S., Kitchener. The Schneider family Wash House will be humming with activity all weekend as it opens for the season. Regular admission rates apply. For more information, call 519-742-7752. ongoing FaMily drop-in arT saTurdays The Button Factory presents Family Drop-In Art Saturdays, April 29, 10:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., at 25 Regina St. S., Waterloo. All supplies and instruc- tion included. Parents get in free. Admission is $5 per child. For more information, call 519-886- 4577 or visit www.buttonfactoryarts.ca dinosaurs, roCks, Minerals and More The University of Waterloo's Earth Sciences Museum presents Dinosaurs, Rocks, Minerals and More, at 200 University Ave. W., Waterloo. Admis- sion is free. Call 519-888-4567, ext. 32469. Friday hwo wiTh dave ThoMpson The Grand River Jazz Society, at the historic Huether Hotel, presents HWO with Dave Thomp- son, May 5, 8:30 p.m., at 59 King St. N., Waterloo. Tickets are $18. Visit www.kwjazzroom.com. Mary-CaTherine pazzano & phoenix Jazz group The Registry Theatre, presents Mary-Catherine Pazzano & Phoenix Jazz Group, May 5, 8 p.m., at 122 Frederick St., Kitchener. Tickets are $30. For more information, visit registrytheatre.com. saTurday avaTaar The Grand River Jazz Society, at the historic Huether Hotel, presents the Avataar, May 6, 8:30 p.m., at 59 King St. N., Waterloo. Tickets are $20. Visit www.kwjazzroom.com. puBs/CluBs Maxwell's Concert Hall, 35 University Ave. E., presents Scott Helman, May 5; Sandman, Metal- lica tribute band, May 6; The Pick Brothers Band, May 7. Visit maxwellswaterloo.com. Starlight Social Club, 47 King St. N., Waterloo, presents Teenage Head, May 6. For more infor- mation, call 519-744-1370. The Duke of Wellington, 33 Erb St. W., Waterloo, presents Happy Pappy, Thursdays; Romeo Sex Fighter, Sundays; Turk and the Hobbits, Mondays; Chalkline, Tuesdays; Mike Todd, Wednesdays. For more information, call 519-886-9370. wednesday The CeCilia sTring QuarTeT The K-W Chamber Music Society presents one of Canada's outstanding quartet, The Cecilia String Quartet with pianist Leopoldo Erice, May 6, 8 p.m., at 57 Young St. W., Waterloo. Tickets are $35, $20 for students. Call 519-886-1673. ongoing Clay and glass gallery The Clay and Glass Gallery presents Cultural Topographies, to Aug. 24, at 25 Caroline St. N. For more information, visit www.theclayandglass.ca. upTown gallery The UpTown Gallery presents "re ART," to May 1, at 75 King St. S. Featuring works by Nancy Yule, Laurie Spieker, Valerie O'Flynn and Windeknid Buteau-Duitschaever,plus a special exhibition of mosaics by Sophie Drouin. For more information, visit www.uptowngallerywaterloo.com. CiTy oF waTerloo MuseuM The City of Waterloo Museum presents the We Are Waterloo Portrait Project, to June 9, at Cones- toga Mall. For more information, visit www.water- loo.ca/museum or call 519-885-8828. MeeT The FaMily The Waterloo Region Museum presents Tyran- nosaurs: Meet the Family, until April 30 at 10 Huron Rd., Kitchener. Tuesdays and Thursdays, Tots Time,10 a.m. Wednesdays, Mom and Babes Morning Out, 10 a.m. Regular admission applies to exhibits. For more information, call 519-748- 1914. illuMinaTive ForesT TheMuseum presents the Illuminative Forest of Storytelling Trees to May 31, at 10 King St. W., Kitchener. Visit www.themuseum.ca. THE Stage THE Classics THE Galleries CROSSWORD CLUES ACROSS 1. Hot meal 5. Razor clams 10. Blood-sucking African fly 12. Chauvinists 14. Windy City football player 16. An alternative 18. Federal Housing Administra- tion 19. Styles hair 20. Arabic female name 22. Paddle 23. Area once separated from Germany 25. Marketplace 26. Gode Airport 27. Upset 28. Where wrestlers sweat 30. Garland 31. Robert __, poet 33. An iPad is one 35. Fruit of the oak tree 37. Della __, singer 38. Women's clothing retailer 40. Mailed 41. Largest English dictionary (abbr.) 42. Pouch 44. Radioactivity unit 45. Month 48. Nanosecond 50. Domestic 52. What a boy becomes 53. Breezes (anc. Greek) 55. Jogged 56. At the stern 57. Lawrencium 58. Destructive to both sides 63. Arterias 65. Removes 66. Pretentious people 67. Tropical Asian plant CLUES DOWN 1. Type of whale 2. Type of medication 3. Land of the free 4. Formed an opinion of 5. Logo 6. No (Scottish) 7. Leaves tissue 8. Sacred state to Muslims 9. Thus 10. African nation 11. Someone who has a stake in 13. Parties 15. Subsystem producers 17. Large, flightless birds 18. Compromises visibility 21. A ballet enthusiast 23. More (Spanish) 24. Skeletal muscle 27. Hands (Span.) 29. Weighed 32. Businessman 34. Famous clock Big __ 35. Unkeyed 36. Break between words 39. Ink (slang) 40. Disappointed 43. Stroke 44. Curdled milk 46. Restaurants 47. Explosive 49. Type of terrier 51. Disfigure 54. Innermost cell layers 59. Bar bill 60. Distinct period of history 61. Mode of transportation 62. Equal (prefix) 64. Operating system ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLE Arts Events Concerts Be part of the scene Let us know of upcoming arts and entertainment events. Email editorial@waterloochronicle.ca.