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Wednesday doubT: a Parable Lost and Found Theatre presents doubt: a Par- able March 22 to March 25 and March 28 to april 1, 8 p.m., at The registry Theatre, at 122 Frederick st., Kitchener. Tickets are $18 to $29. Visit www. lostaandfoundtehatre.ca or call 519-896-2253. ongoing JosePh and The amazing Technicolor dreamcoaT drayton Entertainment presents Joseph and the amazing Technicolor dreamcoat, to april 2, at the dunfield Theatre, 46 Grand ave. s., cambridge. Tickets are $27 to $46. Visit www.draytonenter- tainment.com. uPcoming singing in The rain drayton Entertainment presents singing in the rain, March 22 to april 15, at the st. Jacobs coun- try Playhouse, 40 Benjamin rd. E., Waterloo. Tickets are $27 to $46. Visit www.draytonenter- tainment.com. seussical Junior Mary Johnston school presents seussical Junior, april 4 to april , at sir John a. Macdonald second- ary school, 650 Laurelwood dr., Waterloo. doors open at 6 p.m., show time is 6:30 p.m. More than 150 students are participating in this production. Tickets are $5 for students, $10 for adults. For tickets, please contact Mrs. Michelle Kieswetter at 519-747-1620. Friday PainT The square green The community is invited to attend Paint the square Green, a st. Patrick's day celebration with all things Irish, March 17, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., at the Waterloo public square. It will feature traditional Irish dance, Irish music and Irish fun. For more information visit www.waterloo.ca. PainT Themuseum green The Irish real Festival presents Paint the Museum Green, March 17, starting at 11 a.m., at 10 King st. W., Kitchener. Intensely Irish Performance Troupe kicks off the day and teaches Irish danc- ing. acclaimed storyteller Pauline Grondin tells stories of the Emerald Isle. regular admission rates apply. for more information call 519-885- 5998, or visit themuseum.com. saTurday Forging a dragon WorkshoP The Joseph schneider haus presents Forging a dragon Workshop, March 17, noon, at 466 Queen st. s., Kitchener. Featuring cold Work with 2017 Folk artist-in-residence douglas Morlock. For ages 10 and up, pre-registration required. admis- sion is $15 plus hsT. For more information, call 519-742-7752. dinosaurs, rocks, minerals and more The university of Waterloo's Earth sciences Museum presents dinosaurs, rocks, Minerals and More, at 200 university ave. W., Waterloo. admis- sion is free. call 519-888-4567, ext. 32469. Friday Phoenix Jazz grouP The Grand river Jazz society, at the historic huether hotel, presents the Phoenix Jazz Group, March 17, 8:30 p.m., at 59 King st. N., Waterloo. Tickets are $16. For more information, visit www. kwjazzroom.com. The celTs: The real sT. PaTrick The registry Theatre presents traditional Irish music act The celts: The real st. Patrick, March 17, 8 p.m., at 122 Frederick st., Kitchener. Tickets are $25. For more information call 519-578-1570, or visit www.registry theatre.com. saTurday PeriPheral Vision The Grand river Jazz society, at the historic huether hotel, presents Peripheral Vision, March 18, 6:30 p.m., at 59 King st. N., Waterloo. Tickets are $18. Visit www.kwjazzroom.com. booTs gosling Jazz band The KW dixieland Jazz club presents the Boots Gosling Jazz Band, March 18, 2 p.m., at the royal canadian Legion Br. 530, 316 Marsland dr., Waterloo. admission is $15. Pubs/clubs Maxwell's Concert Hall, 35 university ave. E., presents The Mudmen, March 17; Virginia to Vegas, March 23. Visit maxwellswaterloo.com. Starlight Social Club, 47 King st. N., Waterloo, presents Lil debbie, March 20; Jenn Grant, March 22; Fresh Fade, every Friday night; Global Warm- ing every saturday night. call 519-744-1370. The Duke of Wellington, 33 Erb st. W., Waterloo, presents happy Pappy, Thursdays; romeo sex Fighter, sundays; Turk and the hobbits, Mondays; chalkline, Tuesdays; Mike Todd, Wednesdays. Neil Murray Band March 3; The Men, March, 4. For more information, call 519-886-9370. sunday Pendereck sTring quarTeT The Pendereck string Quartet celebrates 25 years with pianist Janina Fialkowska, March 19, 2 p.m. at the Maureen Forrester recital hall, 75 uni- versity ave. W. Waterloo. Tickets are $40, $30 for seniors and $10 for students. Tuesday PeTer Vinograde: bach's birThday The K-W chamber Music society presents pianist Peter Vinograde as they celebrate Bach's Birthday, March 21 to March 22, 8 p.m., at 57 young st. W. he will be joined by violinist Movses Pogossian on Tuesday. Tickets are $35, $20 for students. For more information, call 519-886-1673. ongoing clay and glass gallery The clay and Glass Gallery presents Integration/ disintegration featuring artist christopher reid Flock, to March 19, at 25 caroline st. N. For more information, visit www.theclayandglass.ca. uPToWn gallery The upTown Gallery presents "re arT," March 21 to May 1, at 75 King st. s. Featuring works by Nancy yule, Laurie spieker, Valerie O'Flynn and Windeknid Buteau-duitschaever,plus a special exhibition of mosaics by sophie drouin. For more information, visit www.uptowngallerywaterloo. com. ciTy oF WaTerloo museum The city of Waterloo Museum presents the We are Waterloo Portrait Project, to June 9, at cones- toga Mall. For more information, visit www.water- loo.ca/museum or call 519-885-8828. kiTchener-WaTerloo arT galley The K-W art Gallery presents Kent Monkman's The Four continents to March 12, at 101 Queen st. N., Kitchener. For more information, visit kwag.ca. meeT The Family The Waterloo region Museum presents Tyran- nosaurs: Meet the Family, until april 30 at 10 huron rd., Kitchener. Tuesdays and Thursdays, Tots Time,10 a.m. Wednesdays, Mom and Babes Morning Out, 10 a.m. regular admission applies to exhibits. For more information, call 519-748- 1914. THE Stage THE Classics THE Galleries CROSSWORD CLUES ACROSS 1. Pea stems 6. Type of music 9. Leader 13. Distant 14. 5,280 feet 15. Beloved Yankee great 16. A female domestic 17. Free from alcoholism 18. Ribosomal ribonucleic acid 19. Entertains with song 21. Wooden shoe 22. Female horses 23. Group of males 24. Sodium 25. Revolutions per minute 28. Neither 29. Woody climbing plant 31. Dismounted 33. Orbits the earth 36. Female parents 38 Separates acids 39. Origins 41. Stuffing and mounting animal skins 44. Rupture 45. Fathers 46. Large primate 48. Shape-memory alloy 49. Halfback 51. "Family Guy" daughter 52. Irish mountain chain 54. Paired 56. Drinks 60. Death notice 61. Skirts 62. Fertility god 63. Where a curve intersects itself 64. Red Sea port 65. Mozambique seaport 66. Leaver 67. The human foot 68. Crash CLUES DOWN 1. Excessively theatrical actors 2. Wings 3. French river 4. Internet device 5. Where Tony Bennett left his heart 6. Flowering shrub that bears gooseberries 7. Brews 8. For each 9. Dictatorships 10. Slavic person in Saxony 11. Nobel laureate Shmuel 12. Lasso 14. Tones down 17. Lunar period 20. Leavened Indian bread 21. Military elite 23. One thousandth of an inch 25. L.A. footballer 26. Land plan 27. A satellite of Saturn 29. "Cat Ballou" actor 30. Obscure aspect of Sun God and a group of asteroids 32. Indicates the fare 34. __ and feather 35. Round Dutch cheese 37. Begat 40. Relaxing place 42. __ Hit'an of Alaska 43. Belgian city 47. Organ of hearing and balance 49. Isolated Southeast Asian people 50. "Power Rangers" villain 52. Yellow-fever mosquitos 53. Heavy cavalry sword 55. Laundry detergent 56. A way to wait 57. Mother and wife of Uranus 58. Justly obtain 59. Stony waste matter 61. Helps you find places 65. Oil company ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLE