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Thursday, January 12, 2017 • WATERLOO CHRONICLE • 19 CROSSWORD CLUES ACROSS 1. Pain 5. Near the stern of a ship 8. Certified public accountant 11. External appearance 13. Neither 14. He played with Peter & Mary 15. Maximum 16. Irish republican organiza- tion 17. Swedish rock group 18. Source of chocolate 20. Counterparts to women 21. Type of levy 22. More tasteless 25. "Use Somebody" rockers 30. Burst 31. Flightless, fast bird 32. Type of salami 33. Charges to live somewhere 38. Ji dynasty's ancestral home 41. They play music 43. One who cancels 45. Resin from an African tree 47. Shellfish 49. Notre Dame coach Par- seghian 50. Thorougbred horse race: __ Stakes 55. Empire in pre-colonial C. Africa 56. Small piece of caramel 57. Hillsides 59. Does great 60. Israeli city __ Aviv 61. Brief appearance 62. Danish krone (abbr.) 63. Midway between east and southeast 64. Database mgmt. system CLUES DOWN 1. Sign language 2. In style 3. Syrian city 4. A long narrative poem 5. Living thing 6. Envision 7. Flat surface on a vessel's stern 8. Scottish sport 9. They serve beer 10. Expression of sorrow or pity 12. When you expect to get there 14. Bullfighting maneuver 19. Double-reed instrument 23. Rural Free Delivery (abbr.) 24. Hardened 25. Small cask or barrel 26. Anger 27. Female religious figure 28. Central mail bureau 29. Ruled Russia 34. Geological time 35. Catches fish 36. As well 37. Soviet Socialist Republic 39. A moderately slow tempo 40. Female reproductive organs 41. Patti Hearst's captors 42. Twitchings 44. Suitable for crops 45. Cavalry-sword 46. Greek sophist 47. Dressed 48. Tight crowd of people 51. Basics 52. "Raymond" actor Garrett 53. Unstressed-stressed 54. Old World tree 58. Distress signal ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLE Thursday TheaTre on The edge Theatre on the Edge presents live improv comedy every Thursday at 8 p.m. at the Waterloo Com- munity Arts Centre, 24 Regina St. S., Waterloo. Admission is $5. Visit www.tote.ca. Tuesday Crooked sword Comedy Crooked Sword Comedy presents new comedy acts every Tuesday, 8 p.m., at The Boathouse, 57 Jubilee Dr., Kitchener. Admission is free. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/ crookedcomedy. kw glee and The symphony After a hugely successful first collaboration in January 2015, the K-W Symphony and KW Glee are back together again for a brand new concert Jan. 17 to Jan. 18, 7:30 p.m., at the Centre in the Square, 101 Queen St. N., Kitchener. The ver- satile young performers of KW Glee will bring their stellar vocals and energetic choreography to the stage, while the symphony provides the music for chart-topping pop hits by a variety of artists including Queen, Michael Jackson, Adele, Michael Bublé and more. All tickets are $36, but it is a reserved seating event so the best seats go quickly. Trevor Wagler is conductor for the perfor- mance, while Steve Lehmann, KW Glee producer and music director, and Amanda Kind, KW Glee artistic director, direct the performance. For tick- ets, call 519-745-4711. Friday a midsummer's nighT dream Student Budget Productions presents A Midsum- mer's Night Dream, Jan. 13-14, 8 p.m. (2 p.m. matinee Saturday) at the Wilfrid Laurier Univer- sity's Theatre Auditorium, 75 University Ave. W., Waterloo. Shakespeare's classic featuring new songs and music composed by Laurier students. Tickets are $5. For more information or tickets, visit www.facebook.com/studentbudgetlaurier. saTurday 12Th annual elvis BirThday show Canadian Flash Entertainment presents the 12th Annual Elvis Birthday Show, Jan. 14, 6:30 p.m., at the St. George Banquet Hall, 665 King St. N., Waterloo. The lineup includes Shon Carroll, Zach- ary Peddie and Steve Michaels. With Geri and the Koasters, featuring The Tonnettes. Dinner is at 6:30 with the show following at 8 p.m. For tickets call 519-894-4383 or email tammy22@sympatico. ca. The event is dedicated to the memory of Justin Lucin. All proceeds from draws and raffles go to the Waterloo Region's Children's Safety Village. Friday sTories aloud Stories Aloud at the Button Factory continues the tradition of storytelling from the Story Barn, Jan. 13, 8 p.m. to 10 p.m., at 25 Regina St. S., Waterloo. Come and listen or share your own story. Adults only. Admission is $5 at the door. For more infor- mation, visit www.badenstorytellers.wordpress. com. saTurday paddingTon Bear's FirsT ConCerT The K-W Symphony presents Paddington Bear's First Concert, a narrated concert, Jan. 14, 2:30 p.m., at the Centre in the Square, 101 Queen St. N., Kitchener. Doors open at 1:15 p.m. for fun and interactive pre-concert activities hosted by the K-W Art Gallery. Tickets are $11 to $18. For more information, call 519-745-4711. ongoing dinosaurs, roCks, minerals and more The University of Waterloo's Earth Sciences Museum presents Dinosaurs, Rocks, Minerals and More, at 200 University Ave. W., Waterloo. Admis- sion is free. For more information, call 519-888- 4567, ext. 32469. upComing The regisTry TheaTre The Registry Theatre presents: Blue Ceiling Dance: Dead Reckoning, Jan. 20; Shiela Carabine and Brad Nelson, Jan. 21; Benjamin Rollo, Jan. 27; 8 p.m., 122 Frederick St., Kitchener. For more infor- mation, visit www.registrytheatre.com. Friday Jason raso FunkTeT The Grand River Jazz Society, at the historic Huether Hotel, presents the Jason Raso Funktet, with special guest Alexis Baro, Jan. 13, 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $20. For more information, www.visit kwjazzroom.com. saTurday vaughan misener Trio The Grand River Jazz Society, at the historic Huether Hotel, presents the Vaughan Misener Trio, Jan. 14, 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $16. For more information, visit www.kwjazzroom.com. puBs/CluBs Maxwell's Concert Hall, 35 University Ave. E., presents Alice Cooper Tribute, Jan. 13; Amber- wood, Kasador and Basic White, Jan. 14. For more information, or future concerts, visit www.max- wellswaterloo.com. Starlight Social Club, 47 King St. N., Waterloo, Fresh Fade, Friday; Global Warming, Saturday. New concerts in February. For more information, call 519-744-1370. The Duke of Wellington, 33 Erb St. W., Waterloo, presents Happy Pappy, Thursdays; Romeo Sex Fighter, Sundays; Turk and the Hobbits, Mondays; Chalkline, Tuesdays; Mike Todd, Wednesdays. For more information, call 519-886-9370. Friday Chopin medalisT Canadian Chopin Medalist, Charles Richard- Hamelin, accompanies the K-W Symphony, Jan 13 to Jan. 14, 8 p.m., at the Centre in the Square. Tickets are $19 to $82. For more information, call 519-745-4711. sunday Charles riChard-hamelin The K-W Chamber Music Society presents Chopin Medalist Chalres Richard-Hamelin for an intimate piano performance, Jan. 15, 8 p.m., at 57 Young St.W., Waterloo. Tickets are $30, $20 for students. Call 519-886-1673. ongoing upTown gallery The UpTown Gallery presents Spontaneity, Jan. 17 to March 19, at 75 King St. S. Featuring works by Candice Leyland, Sharl G. Smith, Jean Weller and 21 other artists. For more information, visit www.uptowngallerywaterloo.com. naTure unleashed TheMuseum presents Nature Unleashed: Inside Natural Disasters, to Feb. 20, at 10 King St. W., Kitchener. Visit www.themuseum.ca. Clay and glass gallery The Clay and Glass Gallery presents FUSE: Shu- Chen Chengi to Jan. 15, at 25 Caroline St. N. For more information, call 519-746-1882 or visit www. theclayandglass.ca. THE Stage THE Galleries Be part of the scene Let us know of upcoming arts and entertainment events. 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