The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

: ‘ WATEMDOW'MW 16,201,407 Waterloo not the place to escape zombie apocalypse WWW .. ~ ‘33:: . i around the globe, most notably in Override Sta”P ‘ ' Laugh ‘ Haiti. Ross said the high interest in W ”Wifi his blog is likely related to the hould the worlds of fact and * ' , ‘u‘i‘ffii‘mw. ’ renewed popularity of zombies in ' " fiction collide and a zombie ~ ‘ . - ‘ .. - popular culture, as hit shows like outbreak spreads to Canada, it; " l «h? ,.- The Walking Dead and movies like residents of Kitchenceraterloo ' . 4 Shaun of the Dead have thrust the may want to consider fleeing the undead back into the pop culture City limits sooner rather than later. spotlight. In his selfâ€"professed “tongue- - ...r ‘3 “Someone pointed out to me lll'(‘heek" analysis of how the 20 ; sfig’fii t that people love zombies and largest cities in (‘anada might fare .‘ Hg“ 3% t imagining how they’d do in an if the dead rise to walk the Earth in 735 “1“.3‘3" ‘ i ‘ apocalypse, but people also like search of human flesh. Michael . _‘ ”3!? fi comparing themselves to other Ross. an engineering graduatewho . , I . .- i ., ; cities and trying to figure out if lives in Edmonton. ranked K-W ' if A " they're better or not." said Ross. 14111 overall â€" just below Montreal .' who admits he isn‘t a big fan of the and ahead of St. Catharines. ‘ ; ‘ , genre. Ross considered each city's dis~ " i. “It can also be another way of lance from a military base, average . :~ a thinking of how safe a city is with- temperatures. population density, _ , out having to actually worry about obesity levels, physical activity and : I 1:2,: ‘1 “ 3 how safe a city is." he noted gun licenses per 100,000 people .- 4 . f ‘ ' ' 3 using statistics made readily avail- -, .,~.‘ _ ., "1 r ‘ W able by Statistics Canada. Environa .. . -- § Walking dead mug merit Canada and the Royal (anav ’ 4 it”, my?“ t . dian Mounted Police. "a ' & “mettle ' m TOP five “a“ ‘0 W the . in fact, Ross said Ontario is like Participants from last year's Zombie Walk took over the Waterloo public square for a dance routine, led by Karen whom ly the last place in Canada those Keleher. Kitchener and Waterloo rated poorly in a national survey of zombie apocalypse survivability, "ll ”0'0 51.10!!!” seeking refuge from zombies vkeswa might consider as sale haven m the western provinces did do well. be close to a military base for pro defending themselves than areas Edmonmn the bottom seven cities were all in because they have a military pres- tection. with fewer guns. W Niuthern Ontario and only Ottawa ence much closer by. (are) much - Colder temperatures would Ross. who published his find Wmmpeg with overall} managed to crack the colder and more spread out.” theoretically mean slower. less ings on his popular blog. Extreme lop IO. The criteria Ross used were dangerous zombies. Enginerding, said he's received a Wontflveclthotoalrvlvethe " l'he Southern (lnlal’lt) area inspired by a similar blog post he - The more densely populated lot of feedback on the results, wmbleapocalyw \\ here it‘s a little bit warmer. on found that ranked the survivability an area is the more likely the out including about a dozen media ”find-90' .lierilgi- more deiiseh populated of America states during a nimble break will spread interviews. ’lhe full list is available Toronto .iiid to“ gun ownership rates outbreak. They are tied to several 0 Obese people are easier tar on his website. Humtlton lllt‘tllls Southern (liltilrio didn't common survival strategies used getsthari those who are fit. wwwmikerobeOt)? m [linden do loo well.” Ross said iii an inlet in zombie iiitiVies and films °Areas With higher gun owner Although Ionihies have sporad Oshawa \ |t'\\ lroiii liliiioiiioii "When-us - Surkurs would likely want to ship would be more capable til lt‘alh popped up in tuliures To book in the next 0 o 0 Summer Activmes, please contact MATT MILLER 51 9.6233050 x208 mmlllor@ambridgotimos.ca 3) ”WWW“ ' ’ \ 5m m1 . [in yum kids? DiendIKkoutomWeidAWl/BS’ Games, - 91mm COMP (rafts.song.s,stnrlesandRNArnilstbr “mmer amps ‘ . -, _ 1 yourdildssunmerl VBSisAtxpst chto It ll if“ ; ,, 1 AmwlsmfmmkiilZlSPM CmmKathyMt-ad be ‘ ‘ ,5 ‘ 3‘; '~ atknieadmcrboasmblwgbrdmk Only $15 , ‘7, '3‘ m . Flippio I s Flu-xuvl , a FU Di \ , ‘ . ’ hitter ’ i;- To register: Phone 519-743-4970 2014 " " ' 0'1"". ”tsunamiâ€"WW Comps ‘ sf ”Banana-m 800-427-05 36 KW. m 0 ' i ”'Mb'm 7090'5OCC‘J THIHUIIUH.<I oowurowu “remnant "'