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"Tumult,” . , 3,”... ; r ..T ' I. ”a. satin??? or): has “on t e_NatIonal ‘ I court ’t' by the ludicrous irocess ‘95? ”mm b a growing ""1qu , 1; 41-2 '* i :: .. . - , ~ ”~45: ANN.“ mar S for packaging "1.5.“, ‘ ' l r is , l . of businesses who “in.“ to be able '. I x ,'. . , .. . ~11 years in a row. thanks to the exquisue ‘ a . I fiâ€" ~ . 7* 7,.7i..a 7â€"7 ~ 7#.______. ‘ ' A little [.35 oz bottle it comes in. - I I . “it just looks evil." Charlie Schan- I delmayer, maker of Satan's Blood. told I I Usmg some common sense .. . . I I Crafters in Riviera Beach, FL. i l Many readers wrll recall. ahottt l5 years ago. some conditions as 80 per cent of government "When I formulated the recipe. I MARSHALL . I I Ontario ( .onservatix‘c Mike Harris and what he spending is on salaries and benefits. wanted It) “Dd a simply wicked but"? WARD l i called the "(Ioninion Sensi- ltexoluttoti." You can't tackle budgets unless you tackle that 80 it" it SO when i found lhfll little 29'“? .. 7 I I lliat particular revolution peteretl otit per cent. l'm not saying it's right or bottle and PM the (Chile extract) in "J 7 7 W 7 W H I after eight years, but I think we nt't'd ”' " “ " ‘ ""‘ wrong,it just is tilted it sideways and a bubble rati up that long neck as the . l another one because there are a number Iil I ( ‘ I l )l I don't know if we have too many Sunlighl Coming through my window hit it. It had the look and l I ofthings out there right now that make no ‘ , ; bureaucrats. firefighters. police officers CODSISICMV 0f blood. and right there i named it â€" Satan's ; sense at all and need a little topical appli- “()ll “kl or teachers. 1 know the groups who 310011" l cation of "think about ll " represent these people will tell us they (it-Hy Mischuk. the owner of Taste. told me that nefarious - . l l et's start wnli roundabouts I know. > don't. but that's their job and I respect Satan's BIOOd is enduringly POW-'1‘" with customers. “'th hm' :‘ ‘ some of you are terrified of drtnng iti g that. I tle is fantastic. and people just love it." said Mischuk. who also l those circles lint they are not inherently , ' (Zommon sense tells me after years operates hot sauce emporiums in Port Credit. Niagara-on-theâ€" ‘ dangerous as traffic features. Really. it Q' ‘ ' of technological change and a Chang lake 811d one Opening soon at Movenpick Marche in Toronto. 1 ‘ everyone follows the rules they will be OK I V; , R ing population. that we really need to "W838 selling out ofthe big heaters more than anything else I j I Unfortunately people don't always do ' examine everything we ask govern right now. when a couple years ago. the opposite was true as I I that and pt'tiplt‘ end up getting hurt ~, ,4. nient to do and how it's done. pimple were buying the milder stuff. I'm noticing a trend in big l I I Sadly, a lo year old girl was clipped by a i , The way I do things in my life has heat, and Satan's Blood fl made with chile extract and red 1 3 ; hits at the Hornet Watson and Block l.llll' changed, as it has in the way I do bust wine vinegar â€"* is cenainly unique." ' i ‘ roundabout. and that has led to a call . nests, How can we find out if we're get Schandelniayer. who 3'50 brews popular hm 5‘31in “k? l 5 I Isonie of ll led by a few sensationalist BRlAN ting value for our money without that (10'0" Cleaner. Rectal ROCK“ “101 and Sphincter Shrinker. said i ' media typesi for radii al changes ”we driv ‘ t'xatiiination? humour and hot sauce go handin-hand. “The labels are often 1 I or oldie bus now faces Highway l'ralTic I‘t‘t . BOURKE Unfortunately. such calls are usually like funny postcards i a oneâ€"liner.” he said. "I've got one I I t'liitrgt's g-.- __._._ _ _ met by other groups who talk of am. called llog’s Ass. arid it says on the label: ‘You can bite a bug's I ominon some. ll VH‘ ll\t' ll. lt'lls ll\ t‘titililll cuts and service reductions and ass ifyou don't |iko our garlic hahenam sauce' sot li tolltstrnis also happen .it Illll‘f\l‘t trons wnh people being left intend forthemselves. "And there's a protestant priest who buys it tip for his strip stgtis_ ”all“ lights and In the middle of the Not-ms tti me if we're going to fix what ails US we church , . and blesses it! He puts a label right on il that states: street I dont lit-at talls for tliosr intersections to be need to be able to respect both sides of the discus 'll" hICSM‘dY Mid I said It) hit". 'Al‘t’ you sure you want to have torn down and tt-pl.it ed stun. something called llog's Ass at a church?‘ And the priest said. Iliat's not to say we shouldn‘t t‘\.lllilll(‘ t‘\t'l'_\ pos Where are the leaders who will do that without ‘(Zharlie. ”11‘ W0“! WOI'd in lht‘ English language is hate This ‘ stbility to make our streets safe. but perfection is llll‘ rlietorit and posturing? has nothing I" do with hate or any wrongdoing H this is just unattainable .is long as we have people making poor funny. And people need to lighten up!" docisujns And I haven't seen any plan for that an} Marshall Ward is it visual artist and wrestling fl‘ptfl'lt‘t. limail where In fat t. we‘ve been trying to fix that for years. ... is welcome at marshall wardéi‘hotniailrom. and haven't really advanced too far Itrtun Howie. u nu’nthero/the I (5.3 Kl JUL FM ... On another note. I", Wm. you. I would rather P“) "mum,” r...“ a”, I“) mwmpmlw Marshall Ward is a t’lslullllflLW and wrestling reporter hunt! is less taxi-s lltil that is a triantra Whlt h (Ullit's with hlmtrkrta‘tmlfm.mm welcome!"marshal!,tmrrlfihommilrnm. l