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' ‘ ‘x‘j‘? ‘ re iz itwou m ' u “E mu won ou have to wonder who It was that decrded this “fins about the federal ‘ ‘ ‘ l L “ l ‘ k } l N y 1° m . . . . ., elecuon a knot fonns myour to clean her. SO I took her to m \ 9- f upcoming federal election was about nothing stomach the bathroom filled up the _ and had commentators calling It the Seinfeld elec- Ste hen Ha er’s dead- p- tub, and dunked the cat’s ‘ '-/ tron because It was another show about nothin p rp 3 ~ , g. . - M a fit know nothin about what they‘re talkin about eyed 5mm“ makes you ' “J but-(mumps, “a - - who? . ey g . . . t g 5 , Y h v to yen There was much hissrng quea y ou a e a . ---- If the advance polls are any indication. Canadians stood . - A J“ - The Waterloo Chronicle IS published ~ ~ - your eyes every time you see ‘ni " ‘ . and scramhmg. bl“ 1 man' _ , y y in lines up to an hour to prove the pundits wrong yet . . , 31" ~ . , w â€"~ d d S k cath edncsday h) Metrollnd . . . . Mlchale lgnaueff s grey _ fl age to avor mo ey S Med" Gm“, Ltd. again, This despite concerns that the first polling day b' ilk I ck ‘ _ a a m As] massaged herbot- was on a religious holiday and that might keep people zorn le' e parl‘lor. a llt‘ay' % , ‘ tom i noticed the tangled $3.5? PRESS “l’UNC'L mm away from the Doll& is; 5112133? 533,122: KP ica- 7 mess wasn’t coming out It ' C OOCIIHH‘IICCISGITIC . . . . . ' arm Onlano Press Council. which “15 elem“ '5 ab°m evf’mhmg from how W“ “I" But, dear readers, there is GREG was stuck to her fur like confide“ complaints against mem- (0 be governed (0 What ”filamentary democraCy means somethin more revoltin szyclue_ her newspapers Any complaint to you. There are clear delineations between the political th gth fed ralel g MACDONALD That's when 1 made the ' ghoul news Opinions “dimlsms Of parties who want to represent Canadians and those divi- , an yet ano er e ec- u set b her owner’s worst decision of my life‘ I . f mm?“ “W” "N be “he" w.“ sions are coming into sharper focus with days to go to non.' p y . h rf b ' 1 neutral?!» Uzr'efoliadlcompkmu untilthebig day May2 It 5 called the cat butt absence, causing some 6 080 to P9 or"! a cat “(I 1 can C roug 0' n 3110 TESS _ _ ‘_ ' ' . ' ’ ’ ' haimlL Councrl. 2 Carlton Stu-ch Suite Debate is not bickering. and all of our political mm “a" l . 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We don't live in a bubble at least not like the one some [00k after my cat Smokey. a ter had cleaned the carpets She howled. She b" me. h'b'w" T“ “m“ my ““ °' W“ - - - ' . long-haired grey and white and other poop-smeared She hissed and carried on. 1 mm“ you "m“ “f“ 0m" M °f°“' ”mum‘s ”em ‘° ”m“ ‘“' little number that is usually u holste What she hadn’t tried putting a towel over her . permission of the owner of the copy- it's interesting that the surprise so far this election is red clp l ry. Smokey head to calm her down It "it?“ FM “Mb" ”mm“ “m" coming from the strong showing being put on by the eventempe . ‘ . 5 ' did 1 rig ' tact Bob Vrbemc. Editor. Waterloo NDP P l h I f I f Il h h l h The catsttter was given From the front. Smokey 11 W0 Chronicle 279 Weber St N. 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