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Yes. it’s the first week of i . ask» . ‘ I urn in Kitchener. or some» net and I'll make sure it gets ‘ cmzzzsreggh’n‘s‘i’mg‘éiaflfs if ‘1‘ December and my golfcliibs ' h d where in that area. to Mr. Woods to help keep ’ “ 5% \ are otit of the trunk of my car. t - i Being a golf fan. and writer. him in the splendor he has so i Reproduce Your Favourite Images 4:0” \ which has for decades more i j i l swooshed over to the park rightly earned due to his golf 3 on Quality Archival Canvas _’ at 5 or less Signalled the end ofthe . 3 ,7 l where I had covered many skills. and his early associa- i Canadian golf season for me. u n 1 highâ€"school football games tron mth Nike. (Note to Nike ‘ M _ l have long subscribed to BILL SKIP and countless track meets but owner Phil Knight: did you see i ' NO framing requrred the belief that you can't forget IOHNS never did see Eldrick or any~ that earlier reference to i : ‘ Ready to hang about Indian (Or should that g~r~w _,,,..,‘. thing connected to the promo swoosh? Nice, eh! Any free ‘ ‘ - Lightweight durable he Native Canadian) summer Now, barring some sort of shoot. Security was too severe. demos available?) I . ' From digital files, until after you‘ve had the first global-warming phenomena Since l have a tendency to Ten bucks, you ask? No. no, slides or negatives flurry 0f SHOW- we've never experienced switch channels when com- no. The tenner refers to a l Well, we had that back in before, it probably means I mercials play on TV, I'm not dime, That's right. Just see that ‘ Your Local Professional Digital Imaging Centre October. Right after that I won't be golfing until 1 head sure I ever saw Tiger‘s Buick 1 get a dime and we can have } CELEBRATNG Images In Colour Inc. enjoyed four straight days of south of the border sometime ad featuring the work done in Tiger out of those food~bank 24 Laurel St. Waterloo balmy temps for four final _ early in 2009. this area. lineups and back on the rounds at one of my favourite Ofcourse. the fact that my Of course, not that it mat» course as soon as his knee 519‘7“7'9101 little area courses â€" the game has stopped for now tered. I'm positive I would heals. (JUSt 935‘ 0f. UPTOWV‘ Waterloo) Waterloo GolfAcademy - doesn't mean the sport is out never buy an automotive I realize it will take a lot of email: info@imagesmcolourcom the last full week of October of the headlines. product just because some dimes to make up for Eldrick's First off. let me be the “famous" person endorsed it lost revenue but he strikes me . first in Kitwatcarnvi‘lle to on television. But then that's as the kind of guy that's not announce a new charity just me. lfsome celeb shilling looking for a complete a project for a golfer who a product on the boob tube bailout. unlike those US. . _, » ., C has been struck by the gets you in a buying mood, automotive chiefs who flew in a ’ .3 107 "a ’1 economic downturn. more power to you. private jets to Washington. a, '3 ‘ ‘1) 4 Today I officially Anyway, back to the matter They needed private jets to i, ‘ t g), a“ . 3‘ f, announce the start of the at hand. carry the giant tin cups that 0 t, ’A Tag Day for Tiger. Severing his ties with HUIck they wanted US. taxpayers to wi'fgr ‘. ’1‘ That's right. Tears will apparently mean the end fill with billions of dollars. _ 15$ ; a}: ‘2 . . l. I) brimmed in my eyes last ofTiger's deal reported to be ()oops. for a moment I a”. A; "’ 2"." “X ‘~. I, . week when it was anywhere from $7 to $10 mil» thought I was writing a husir ..~. ‘ § ‘1‘ no, announcer! Eldrick lion a year. ness column. 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