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This fall theatreâ€"goers will be doubled over in laughter as the Canadian hit comedy Dads: The Musical takes centre stage at the intimate Schoolhouse Theatre in St. Jacobs. The joys of fatherhood are lovingly porâ€" trayed in this delightful musical comedy that follows the trials and tribulations of three archetypal men: a neurotic Latin teacher, a slick executive and a blueâ€"collar hunk, who share a common bond as firstâ€"time dads. When the men suddenly find themselves thrust into the unfamiliar role of "houseâ€"husâ€" band" and are forced to take over the nursery while their wives go to work, the dads try to deal with role reversal in the new millennium as their singular chore of taking out the trash is replaced with clearing up diaper rash. Presented in a number of sideâ€"splitting vignettes, no subject is off limits. From boisâ€" terous songs about stinky diapers, to confesâ€" sionals about dwindled love lives and feelings of inadequacy, the comical anecdotes in this play cover everything from testosterone to teething. Comedy about dads to delight all parents Written by Robert More with music by Tom 519â€"664â€"3731 + 1430 King St. N., ST. JACOBS Live Jazz Friday N%ghts 6 p.m. until 9 p.m. Reservations Recommended See Our New Menu: www.stjacobs.com Evening Shopping Excursions: Thursday November 8, Friday November 9 *‘ Call 519â€"885â€"2297 for details. _____________________ ‘Sparkles Special Train Rides "Don‘t miss it." Packed with wellâ€"written humour and canâ€" did insights, Dads: The Musical is a funny and "touching reflection on fatherhood and the neverâ€"ending demands of bringingâ€"up babies. With great musical numbers like The Oh So Colicky Blues, Testosterone Tango, Jungle Dad Doyle, Dads: The Musical was first performed in the early 905. It has since been produced across the country, including a soldâ€"out run at the Drayton Festival Theatre back in 1995 starâ€" ring artistic director Alex Mustakas. "Twelve years have passed, and so much has changed," says Mustakas. "Now that I am a father in real life, 1 have an entirely new perâ€" spective â€" and appreciation â€" towards parâ€" enthood. It truly is the world‘s most difficult, yet gratifying, profession, and I look forward to celebrating this in our production." This time around, Mustakas will helm directing duties. _ 8 â€" "This laughâ€"filled comedy is guaranteed to delight anyone who currently has, once had, or plans to ever have their own bundle of joy," he says. EYEWEAR + EYE EXAMINATIONS + LASER EYE SURGERY" Call today to schedule your complete eye health and vision examination with an IRIS Doctor of Optometry. 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