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"Out of work, three desâ€" perate actors decide to become elves at a departâ€" ment store for the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply â€" humiliating. But once the thousands of visiâ€" tors start pouring through Santa‘s Workshop for a picâ€" ture, our heroes become battle weary and bitter. It‘s a The Weir is followed in December by "The Santaland Diaries", a twoâ€" performanceâ€"only (Dec 14â€" 15) Christmas fundraiser. "The Weir is a spellâ€" binder, filled with ghost stoâ€" ries, taking place on a dark and windy night in a rural Irish pub." Kernohan says. "The locals are trying to spook a new mysterious woman from Dublin who has recently purchased a house in the area. She soon weaves a story of her own. This night will never be forâ€" gotten." The Weir runs until Oct. 27. Season three begins Oct. 11 with an awardâ€"winning Irish play, "The Weir", writâ€" ten by Conor Mcpherson. "Season three is a big step for our group. It‘s an exciting and challenging time for us," says artistic director William Kernohan. "Our growth has been rapid and our reception in Waterloo region has been most encouraging. We are very happy to be presenting season three out of the Church Theatre in St Jacobs. It‘s a wonderful facility filled with lots of character and charm." a threeâ€"production season for 2001â€"2002, with all proâ€" ductions located at The Church Theatre in St. Jacobs. Next Level Theatre launches new season uilding on the success of "Art" and "A Guide to Mourning", Next Level announced this week "It‘s very exciting to be producing a play I have writâ€" ten with Next Level," he said. "It‘s basically the fulfiment of a dream. I would describe Wolfe as a historically inacâ€" curate and politically incorâ€" rect comedy. After the last tour of the day at The Season three ends with a bang in Feburary with the premiere of Kernohan‘s own "The Many Deaths of General Wolfe". A Christmas party follows with cast and crew. Music, drink and cheer for all. Proceeds from this fundraisâ€" er will assist Next Level Theatre with future producâ€" tions. hilarous show," Kernohan Next Level Theatre artistic director William Kernohan says season three is a big step for the group. K1S 1O "Walking _ out _ from behind a famous painting of his death, General Wolfe emerges to confront her. Nathalie will never be the same. It‘s going to be a hilarious romp through Canadian history, politics and the art of waging war (gender and otherwise)." _ Season subscriptions are now on sale. Tickets for all productions are available National Gallery of Canada, Nathalie Tremblay, a rookie MP, sits alone trying to write a speech for the House of Commons. All productions take place at The Church Theatre, 1376 King St. in St. Jacobs. through the Centre in the Square box office, 578â€"1570. For more information on Next Level Theatre, visit www.nextleveltheatre.com or call 519â€"496â€"1044. 1369â€"1 King Street N., St. Jacobs 664â€"2442 Other Locations: Niagaraâ€"Onâ€"Theâ€"Lake & Port Carling gino0 \ 604341 Sessions daily: © 12:00 pm, ‘Q 6:45 pm & 10 pm | {Q;):g Cl oft 6 3 pm Session Q(i_‘.;‘ Fri.,Sat. & Sun. only Micence NPeenosz C: Please Join Us! 92 Lodge St., Waterloo 884â€"3415 H®""af) a weer B"wo ‘2500 â€"‘3000 OPEN 7 DAYS Prize Board