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Up and out early on the last Sunday of March â€" the sun is shining, the temperature already 10° at 7 a.m. and the ice and snow are all gone. Its ume to explore the bike lanes and trails of Waterloo Why all the fossil fuel exhaust spewers parked at the Recreation Centre, but no bikes? Check that out. Ah, 1 see now. The trotters are trotâ€" ting faster and faster as they pass by the windows on their rounds of the track upstairs. As many people know, this past week was once again Chronicle collection time. 1 had the pleasure of spending a few hours with out resident Chronicle carrier this week as she hit the streets to collect for this community paper L ETTE R S They‘re only doing their jobs Why did they drive in order COTTON TALES FOR EASTER Why drive to trot? IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT THERE ARE ONLY TWO CERTAINTIES IN LIFE. DEATH AND TAXES â€" BUT NOT NECESSARILY TAXES... Treat Your Bunny to Gifts from Words Worth There was a time when you could preâ€"plan your funeral without worrying about the tax man coming along for the ride. We can‘t turn back the hands of time, and we can‘t do anything about taxes. But we can make preâ€"planning your funcral easiet. From now until the end of tax time, Thursday, April 30th, 1998 we will dismiss the equivalent of the G.S.T. 7%) from preâ€"planned funeral services and merchandise For more information,. or a Funeral Preâ€"Planning Package, contact us with na qbligation. © . . ; 100 King St. S., Waterloo 8§84â€"2665 to go trotting. 1 ask myself in astonishment. Please mark one or more of the multiple choice answers The driver/trouters are 7 allergic to fresh air J recent arrivals from another planet and haven‘t heard about greenhouse gasses and global warming J afraid of exploring on foot in their own neighbourhoods in broad daylight 7 idiots 1 would like to commend all of those local residents who cheerfully open their door to these young people once a month and thank them for their service To those of you who peer out vour curtains and do not 1 LOVE YOU * GUESS * HOW MUCH Sam MCBcatney Anita Jeram Vivian Hunter, Waterloo smuccantafilit~ A answer the door â€" shame on you. To those of you who are tude and unfriendly, or worse yet â€" yell at these young peoâ€" ple â€" 1 am homfied Your Chronicle carmer is only doing his/her job by delivâ€" ering and collecting for the paper. These young people are only out there to make a few bucks of their own, rather than sponging off Mom and Dad â€" they should be commended. If you do not wish to pay for your paper, that is your busiâ€" ness, but a simple "thank you for your service, maybe next month" will suffice. They do not deserve to be yelled at, made to feel that they have interrupted you, or have Helmut Braun M~L Re Steve King, Tad: Mike Connolly Monte Denms Action Ted Martin N.DP: Lib Lanne Woolstenctaft . Vivian Zochowski Andrew Telegdi PC For more information, please call, toll free, 1 800 INFOâ€"VOTE (1 800 463â€"6868) *Permisted Limit of Election Expenses for Kitchenerâ€"Waterloo: $68,264.91 for people who are deaf or hard of hearing, TTY/TDD 1 800 361â€"8935 Lianne Fegan Funeral Director Boris Smiatenchuk Lillian Ruminsky lohn Calvin Devries Natascha King Magdalene Horman Ted Wellhauser Call 745â€"9495 the door stammed in their young faces Perhaps we should all try to remember the first ume we ourselves had to go to a stranger‘s door asking for something We should remember the golden rule we learned as chilâ€" dren To the carriers â€" you are doing a great job. Learning to be responsible. work with money and people is a great start to a great career doing whatever you want! 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