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SPORTS hasnt seen me with a drver in im hnd Any real golfer can take one look at my swing and quickly realize that 1 would be better served hitung with a weedâ€" whacker than a wood in my hand I‘m great at kicking up the vourse and leaving Tots of divâ€" ots. In fact, I could probably have a great second career in gardening â€" with all the groundskeeping I do during in a normal round of gall I‘m also famous for hitung wormburners." drives that skid along the grass while wakâ€" ing every nightcrawler from uts slumber. At least I have a lot of bait when 1 go fishing for my golf balls in the nearest water hazard And calling my putting a short game is an oxymoron. Theres nothing short about 40 â€"lout putts, except the 25â€"foot putts I hit the other way." 1 consider my sell a three handicapper â€" too bad its only un the green. But those arms when I‘m bending the 19th hole At the end of the day my back aches as my arms hang useless at my side And I‘m also good to go next time as long as the goll carts ats ied aESTTL O SECTETTE is hrand Bill Kieswetter‘s team were bronze medallist at the OBA‘s, Sunday tn (_BICYCLE REPAIRS â€" of ignorance mask and mt the C €/~. enorance obvioush "‘w’v n me with a dnver in Y‘ fi $ (th is Te â€" hk C k I\ The tools w ho come alive an elbow at ills WHY WAIT â€" DOâ€"ITâ€"NOW! miniâ€"bar is fully stacked The coaching Kieswetters Most local basketball fans will instantly recognize the name Kieswetter as being synâ€" onmous with basketball in Waterloo. Tom Kieswetter recently guided his Waterloo Warriors to their first OUA West title since 1986, and promises to have a strong team next year with most of his starters returnâ€" But he‘s not the only Kieswetâ€" ter shooting for an Ontario championship. Some might argue that younger brother Bill Kieswetter has had the more successful season of the two. ing g. His Waterloo Atom Wildâ€" hawks clinched the bronze medal at the Ontario Basketball Association‘s Boys Double "A" tourncy this weekend. They‘ve also won two tournaments this And Bill‘s done it with no plaver taller than fiveâ€"feet in his lineup. Lets see Tom top that. vear ( l t t 6 it d The Waterloo Vikings finâ€" ished a close second in the overâ€" all team standings at the CWOSSA Gxmnastic Uhamprâ€" onships held at Waterloo Oxford Secondary School Thursdas They were edged out by The Southwood Sabres by a narrow margin of 1.55. The Vikings finâ€" ished with a combined suare ol 144.30 to Southwood‘s 145.85 In the individual results, Tessa Forrester came fourth in the level 1 vault, while Rachelle Clinck came second. and Anne Bradley came seventh in level 2. Fracy Liu placed third in the level 3 vault, Laure] Greatnx came seventh in level 4, Lisa McHugh came second while Liz Akeroyd placed sixth in level five. Kayla Beiler and Stephanie Young came sixth and seventh respectively in the very competâ€" itive level 6 division. Tessa Forrester placed fourth while Lindsey Chen placed sixth in level 1 parallel uneven bars. Anne Bradley and Rachelle Clinck tied for ninth in level 2, Sara Willms won the level 3 competition with Tracy Lin placing fourth, and Steph Helâ€" wig and Laurel Greatrix placing The Waterloo Midget Lions skated to a bronze medal vicâ€" totv_ over the Brampton Maroon at the 1988 Air Canada Regional Midget Tourâ€" nament in Renfrew. Sunday In addition to the outstandâ€" ing team performance, two plavers garnered individual accolades David Weiss earned the Esso Scholarship, the fourth year in a row that someone from the Lions earned the prestigious award The award was a combinaâ€" 1 tion of academic achevement, _ MVP in four different games. an essay writing contest and a He helped power the Lions personal interview. to the bronzeâ€"medal victory On the ice, forward Kevin Corso had an outstanding tournament winning the game Lions win bronze at Air Canada regional sixth and minth respectively in level 4 competimon. Lisa McHugh came ninth in the level 5 parallel uneven bars. In the level 1 balance beam, Lindsex Chen placed third, and Stacey Gellatley placed fifth. Anne Bradley came fifth in levet 2, Tracy Liu came fourth and Kim Truman came ninth in level 3 action, and Steph Helâ€" wig. Laurel Greatrix, and Krisâ€" ten Bachner placed fifth, seventh, and tenth respectively in the level 4 division. Lisa McHugh and 11z Akeroyd came third and eighth in level 5, and Kavla Beiler placed sixth in level Rache] Maus and Jen Keller lead the way in level 1 floor earning gold and silver each. In level 2. Abbey Sturrock came second, Rachelle Clinck came third, and Diana Hanson placed eighth. Tracy Liu came fifth in level 3 competition, Lisa McHugh came fifth in level 5 Noor, while Stephanie Young and Kayla Beiler tied for sixth in level 6. The tap five finishers of level 1 to 3 are off to OFSSA. All level 6 competitors automatically qualified. Colin Krop{f and Mat Schnarr notched two goals each for the Lions. while Carso 100‘s of New Bicycles to choose from | Evelyn Wang demonstrates sport acrobics at CWOSSA at WO added a goal and three assists. . Simon Watson, Andrew Collins and Ryan Geis notched the other singles for the Lions. Drexler Mike Archibald, Mike Other assists went to Chris M # G pRICK _ . t5.. °* old 12 Noon .6 p.m., Including Holidays 181 King St 5.. Watcrioo OPEN EVERY SUNDAY Schmidt, Gies, Wyatt Macâ€" Tavish, John Pedersen, Mark Dunn, and goalie Corey Campâ€" bell The Lions lost 5â€"2 to New Liskeard in the semiâ€"finals