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Item: soap and torletnes Any of that greatâ€"smelling stuff suits me fine, as long as you re careful that it says *Pour Homme" or "Guy Gunk" or something along those lines. For three weeks a year ago, 1 ined a sampler cologne 1 thought was for men. It wasn‘t. Why didn‘t people tell me? Alternative: Golf ball soap on a rope. Hey, at least it would help me get through the winter months. Now, when Beth asks how wide the living room is, 1 say things like *about as wide as the coffee shop at Union Sta ton" which the intenor decorator of the house finds of less than minimal use. So please, tape measure it is, childâ€"proof #ven better Alternative: Odyssey Rossie II golf putter Then | can putt across the Iiving room rug and shout to Beth that I‘ve just sunk a 10 9â€"footer Item: socks and underwear Hey, like you don‘t need? Alternative: One golf sock head cover, under which 1 may >r may not find a Great Big Bertha titanium driver, stiff shaft, >+â€"degree loft Ireme Manicure Set +o ge | have three manicure sets. Each has an emery board and ome pecuhar plastic pointer thing left in it. All the good tuff the scrssors, the tweezers, the various nail files, gonzo nowhere to be found. Beth gets nervous when I use her delâ€" cate scissors to saw off chunks of my toenails, and has mplored me to request my own set of tools to do my handâ€" in ae n pieng s on the table, and the r‘s to z‘s, who knows, maybe in my filing cabinet. 1 feel it is time to consohdate my need to solve my lack of understanding of the English language and editor Melodee has this neat Fowlers. Vol. 2 that explains thines reallv well 1 do fear that Fowler‘s. Vol. 2 that explains things really well. I do fear that the third edition may become even more userâ€"interactive, »mith expressions like, *you‘re a weekly newspaper columâ€" mst, why in the world do you need to look this word up?" I‘ll take my chances. ired Alternative: Golf Green Repair Kit Just a little something to keep area courses wellâ€"maniâ€" department. 1 do, however, understand that some of these items may not be available, and to remain as flexible as | 9 possible, 1 have suggested Thar‘s lark | e lcuns Nyuk, nyul, ayuk. I certainly have thrown my family off this Christmas, and us not even December yet. it is, however, time to answer requests for Christmas wish lists and this year, I‘m shocking everyone. You see, I haven‘t any golf items on my list For years, I‘ve asked for nothing but golf stuff, which has brought about the rolling eyes, or poortyâ€"stifled yawns, or worse yet, exasperated groans at my lack of creativity For whatever reason, my list is different this year, howâ€" ever 1 roll it out here for your perusal, and that of my famâ€" ily lowvwrfiwmyflh!‘!m Alternative: Year‘s subscription to Golf Digest. Item: Tape measure Though it is true | have slowed down considerably in the me reno projeet category, you never realize how much u miss 4 qualty tape measure until your threeâ€"yearâ€"old n winds it around the deck planter and breaks off the tab. Agreement #136379 PubbhcdnuntdnuchjbyThFfl'wtmep 240 Holiday Inn Dr. Unit F Cambridge ON. WATERLOO CHRONICLE November 27, 1996 witetrsepiesy~ gone, just 2 minute, the ah, Webster‘s Seventh New Colâ€" first third of it is under my Item: Fowler‘s New Dictioâ€" nary of Modern Usage, Vol. 3. For some time now, in fact as long as 1 can remember, 1 have been using, what, let‘s w t t t ue rtanense s ne rs & ;l WHENâ€"IT COMES TO HOMEâ€"Q@OMFORT..; COME TO US! m-m?mrrm-wom_w He Sees You When You‘re Shopping He Knows We‘re Open Late Tomokevw(hristmosshoppmgjustolitflemorem" we‘re staying open late on Saturdays and Sundays until Christmas. va NB visiane e o s CcONnEsTOGA _ MALL E CRONINâ€"EMERY 1 CALL TODAY FOR YOUR FREE ESTiIMATE (519) 664â€"3741 GUELPH (519) 763â€"6140 CAMBRIDGE (519) 658â€"5330 MECHANICAL LTD. m WE SELL, WE INSTALL, WE SERVICE Whether you‘re looking for a new natural gas furnace, air conditioner, complete heating and cooling package or an economical gas rental water heater â€" we‘ve got the products for you. 'Mllm.m For allâ€"season home comfort that can‘t be beat 11:00am vov un ue ie‘s » 98 IONG STREET NORTH AJ THE atvivibesindlitnt ies aiepetalninnentenalinesBonilp oi kalsin Ned she didn‘t beli would be prc ing to work store owners right to open. â€""I think it s ory," she said it gets right lau, work on Bo: day, then it‘s ion, to open long as there "Yes 1 am, the way this need to go in cials to get b there," he everybody bill and that has to cither all or "I feel that