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the PAGE 4 â€" WATERLOO CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY. APRAIL 12 blonde bornbshell. she looks like Dolly Parton from the back." And anything but. from the front, as we passed the dilapidated Country Squire in the bottleneck *seems to be a big argument going on up ahead," said Beth, motioning to a silhouetted duel in a Ford Mustang ahead where the dnver seerned to be vigorously shakuing his finger at his passenger We were way off base on that one They were having the time of their lives, snapping fingers and grooving to some foreign, obnox lous and loud music we could hear despite the fact both their winâ€" dows, and ours, were closed *Lookit the frown on the guy on my left over here," I said, motionâ€" ing to a Lumina "They‘ve been to a party, she wanted to drive home, he refused and she said ‘fine‘ and has dozed off to sleep * *I dunno, Rick, Michigan license plates, I think they‘ve been travâ€" elling all day and he just can‘t believe he‘s got another five hours of dmving ahead of him. Oh, look, the Volkswagen Jetta, young couâ€" ple, and tun cars seats in the back, it‘s probably the first night out they‘ve had together since Christmas, and they‘re anxious to get home to save on the babysitter costs and that‘s why in this traffic jam he‘s tapping his fingers on the steering wheel * If Beth had noticed, so was I * The gndlock finally broke up just before Guelph and with midâ€" night ‘and premium babysitting pricing) fast approaching, the «ame agaih got put on the shelf It will be picked up on again, howâ€" ever. inven our nosy nature and the collection of characters vou always se heading down the highway *So," said Beth as we shut the ll}.{}!la off around the house, "do you think anvone else plays our highway game? What do you think ey‘d say about us?" 0 | *Something like ‘why do those weirdos in the Corsica with one heelcover keep staring over at us like that? Why don‘t they get a *Do you ever wonder where the heck all the people in the other cars on this road are going"" Beth quemned *Get outta town, you wonder that too? I guess about that stuff all the time.* *No way * *Yos way." *OK, then Rick, where is that carload of kids going that just passed us as if we were standing still." *Well, first off. they are on their way to the poorhouse if they pass photo radar But it is clear, based on the fact they are dressed oh so cool save for their baseball caps on backwards, that they are headed to a concert in Toronto * "I don‘t think there are any concerts torught in Toronto * *secondâ€"guessing i<n t part of the game * So there we were travelling down the 401 to Toronto when Beth and I discovered we have something in common (Carefully edited note: something »/se in common ) All new meaning to highway traffic act Waterloo Chronicle Canadian Publications Mail Sales Product Agreement #1 36379 Published every Wednesday by The Fairway Group 215 Farway Rd S Kitchener, Ont April 12, 1995 *Never mind OK He ot nappy campers at all. are they » bad, we all went places we didn‘t want to when we were kads * guPss â€"T at a singl don‘t those fae» 0W the shouldn‘t + s sick OoK e faces tell a story ° into, we put our little game on pause in favor of ningful conversation. However, later Friday KW we picked it up again, thanks in part to a from Brantford, she‘s from Georgetown, they dance and have hit it off beautifully What a looks like Dolly Parton from the back." n wagon es, is that what you were thinking ime wasn‘t such a good idea after all witching lanes, er focus onto a miniâ€"van, + back seat. Three of ‘em, absolutely blank part of the game â€" k. asn‘t that special. the guy in the Honda, to his girlfmend‘s for the weekend One bag. and a sut hanging in the back seat o go somewhere nice for supper Saturday when we used to go to nice places to eat on oK at muelph Line Rick Campbell That’s life on the mght," I gasped. *Fender‘s be on the rnad * the middleâ€"aged pair cuddling up Is This Hip? _ /#*~*® We‘re giving away a V\ "Free" large, hollow chocolate Easter [ele) to the first 400 kids (12 Vrs. + under) Easter Weekend Saturday from 9.30 am â€"11:00 on _ ( (or while quantities last) You can even have one personalized! HIPâ€"HOP»$s never been so popular! Join the Easter Bunny Saturday Morning For Special Easter Treats For Kids Young And Old Alike Happy Easter from _ _ T §¥ T ter Weekend Saturday â€"._ Â¥ n 9:30 am â€"11:00 am â€"7al while quantities last) even have one personalized! Try Out The Hop Join the Easter Bunny Saturday Morning | , t Special Easter Treats Â¥ _| | cONnEsTOGR MALL HEET NORTW AT THE CONESIOGA EXPRESSWAY