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Entertainment apmzaos Dale Martindale of Images in Vogue performs at the Central Ontario Exhibition 12 2p2 LL Scott Gardner photo Many feel that every young person should be introduced to the nonâ€"contact "social sports" while they are still in their teens. Hockey, football, baseball, and basketball are all excitingwamsportsbutfort.hevmmajwityofmweaeldom have a chance to play them after high school. However, what 1 like to call the "social sports" of skiing, curling, tennis, golf, and sailing can be enjoyed for life. The latter, sailing, is a wonderful summer sport but one must be taught the skills of manipulating the sails, the wind, the rutter, and weight balance. It is not like jumping in an "outboard", pulling the cord, and roaring off across the bay. Interestingly, even though Waterloo is a landâ€"locked city, we have "Lake Conestoga" only a short drive away yia 86 highway and Dorking on which is situated Conestoga Sailing Club. Ron WyofKuuWalkAve.ismchnrgeoftbe“adling school" and he has arranged a Junior Program with two week sessions starting June 27, July 11, July 25, and August 8. Ron also has an Adult Program with course 1: Mondays & Fridays; 2: Tuesdays & Thursdays; 3: and others scheduled if in demand. The interesting thing is you don‘t need to own a boat if you join the club as you will have the use of 9 Albacore Sailboats (15 ft.) and 4 Laser racers. For details call Tiplady at WATERLOO CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 22 Enjoy the thrill of sailing 885â€"4398 or 681â€"2140. The Family Golf Classic is growing in popularity as one of the summer golf events not only at the local level but now at the Provincial and even National level. The Ontario Golf Association has scheduled that "Father & Son" or ‘"Father & Daughter" or "Mother & Son" or "Mother & Daughter" for August 9th and 10th. You can play at three golf clubs: Fanshawe G.C., St. Thomas G.C.C., and Sunningdale C.C. The entry fee is $40.00 per pair and the closing date is July 19. Mail certified cheque to 0.G.A., 400 Esna Park Drive, Unit 11, Markham, Ont. 13R 3K2 or phone 416â€"478â€"5238. Roundup ... Hospital officials Jennifer Berryâ€"St. Mary‘s, gearing up for "Gala Four Party Around Town Ted Rooney * # # " which is scheduled for Coral Andrews Chronicle Special Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice . . . Beetlejuice. Look out. When a mere mortal utters this name three times, it‘s the cue for a streetsmart spectre that looks like a greying Alice Cooper and sounds like a lecherous Robin Williams on comedic overdose. Wee. But if weird is your kindred spirit, look no further and feast your adventurous eyes on this coolest of the cool creep shows. Adam (Alec Baldwin) and Barbra (Geena "The Fly" Davis) are dead. Doesn‘t that sound familiar right now? Does Heat or Hello Again ring a funeral bell? ‘There is a word for people in our situation, notes Adam quickly. "Ghosts." The Maitland ghosts do not want to leave their home. After all, damn the after life, why should they? They were there first. They can‘t help it if they were killed in a most absurd car accident when they plunged through a covered bridge to avoid hitting a dog. They were just in the process of redecorating the attic and beginning their holidays before they were so rudely interrupted. Passing on was the last thing they had on their minds. Now their house has been inhabited by some wackos from New York, Delia the sculptor (Catherine "After Hours" O‘Hara) highly excitable husband Charles (Jeffrey "Ferris Bueller" Jones), ghoulish daughter Lydia (Winona Ryder), and rotund art fop Ortho (Glenn Shadix). It‘s kinda like the Addams Family, only scarier, because this jerko gallery is human. So Adam and Barbra, taking their lives or deaths into their own hands and religiously following the exalted Handbook for the Recently Deceased, decide to scare their new tenants away. This is great. The housenappers can‘t see the glory antics but the audience can in a splendid offering of first class horror FX. Beetlejuice isn‘t gruesome. It‘s too funny for that, and the Maitlands are far too nonchalant about their frequent scare tactics. Really, it‘s Michael "Mr. Mom" Keaton in one of his strangest roles to date â€" as Beetlejuice â€" the sleaziest apparition you‘re ever likely to see or not see. But let me warn you. Beetlejuice is not a movie for Mr. and Mrs. Average. Oh, no. Far from it. Beetlejuice is unique. Brought to you by the makers of Pee Wee Herman, the plot isn‘t similar, but the overâ€"all look of this movie is very Pee Veteran actress Sylvia Sydney is a scream as Juno, a shrewd and skeptical case worker who demands these overâ€"friendly goblins get rid of the house geeks, or else. Meanwhile, Beetlejuice is sleazing around a cemetery and against their better dead judgment, the Maitlands decide to enlist his devilish assistance. Wow! It‘s showtime. Keaton, though he‘s not in the film that much, uses all his fiendish charm to perfection as Beetlejuice. He‘ll go down in cult film history. Catherine O‘Hara is heavy duty zany in this ‘dangerous artist‘ role, truly a gifted comedienne no matter what character she plays. The main laugh is at an intimate little dinner party, where of all cameos, Dick Cavett (yes, that same Dick Cavett of incorrigible television talk show sophistication) and the other guests wiggle and writhe to Harry Belefonte classic Dayâ€"0, when the couple upstairs succeeds in a little harmless possession as an entertaining appetizer. Directed by Tim Burton, Beetlejuice is totally off the wall and unpredictable The password is Bizarre. Beetlejuice is an unpredictable scream _ Wednesday, September 14 at Ruedesheimer Garten. This year‘s goal is to raise $120,000 to be divided evenly among the three hospitals for use for their own special projects. Tickets $50.00 per person. The "earlyâ€"bird" ticket winners by July 6 will be driven to Gala in an "Emerald Limousine" and home ugm; ... Waterloo Rotarian Stephen Cameron was pleased with the turnout for the club‘s 25th Anniversary celebration at the Westmount Golf Club on Tuesday ... At the "open house‘" reception and display in the Kâ€"W Hospital last week, Foundation Chairman Ross Hahns told us that the dying wish and donation by Dorothy Everitt triggered off a dozen sales of the painâ€"killer/$3600 "Infusion Pump" for all the hospitals in the area. We were also impressed by the new $1200 medical chair that the Ladies Auxiliary "Nearly New Sale" purchased as well as the Bridgeport Lions "Diabetic Computer Machine" ... We toured the site of the "Toronto Summit" last Saturday and were impressed and pleased to see our own Lawrence Bingeman and his catering service in charge of the two huge media tent centers. However, the media did an "over kill" of reporting overâ€"crowded parking facilities with the result that the lots were half empty and we found Ed Mirvish fine restaurant almost deserted. around a cemetery and against their