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Chronicle Special You know, I like nostalgia movies as much as the next person. Remember the 'beach' movies? Next to Elvis and sci-fl films they were the heel. Beach Blanket Bingo, Muscle Beach Party, How to Stuff a Wild Bikini. The long-legged California beauties, the limiter beach bums, the all-night bmttires, doing the pony. riding the killer surf. Sure there was Closet and Moondoggie. But what about Frankie and Annette? They were there first. in the 'ses Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello were everyooe's favorite Mouskateers. Then Hollywood made Frankie the coolest guy on surf turf crowning him The Big Kahuna. Annette was always by his side. Nothing Mickey Mouse about that. It was true love forever. Frankie and Annette are now wish and rich. Frankie’s still a crooner on the Las Vegas trail, and Annette peddles peanut butter as the official Skippy Perfect Mom. Sensing financial windfall characteristic of sequels, this darling duo figured they too would ride the wild lucrative screen surf, and co- produced Back to the Beach now at Cineplex. But that beautiful childhood bubble has to burst sometime. Movie review Don't go Back to the Beach m RENTALS l know AVAILABLE "Since Hydro installed an electric water heater, I'm up to my ears in hot water and that means more baths. I hate baths! Before, there was never enough hot water but now there's lots of ic" Capacity Up to 40% more hot water than gas! Electric water heaters give you all the hot water you need when you need it Flexibility Electric water heaters are ideal companions to high efficiency furnaces smce neither need chimneys. Electric water heaters can be located anywhere in your home and are available in two Sizes ... Efficiency With their direct heating ability, electric water heaters are "NM eihoent in heating the water And, With their excellent insulation, they keep the water hut up to 4 times more efficiently than gas. Remember, no matter how you heat your water, it pays to use it wisely. 40 gal. (not - '3.TO not mo. The Electricity People“ 00 out but - 'a.30 90' mo. Telephone: 886-5090 It's a nauseating paradox, a putrid attemp't at all things funny. slathered with abominable acting, single-handedly shattering original illusions of Frankie and Annette and the Golden Beach movie era, With director Frank Mamruso, Avalon and Wnicello have tried to cater to their own age group and today's teens. instead attracting pre-teens with the fiim's ridiculous 'us/‘sos facade, non- pace and let's face it, absolute screen drivel. It's enough to insult any five year old. And how many first-graders recall Get Smart, Giiligan's and Leave It To Beaver? Annette, (yes, they tied the bikini strum knot) is the mother of their two kids. Incredibly well-pre- served, endowed and adorned in polka-dot 'hoeks' and hair-how dos, Big Kahuna’s baby, is a suburban Barbie doll. Batteries not included. Back to the Beach like its predecessors, is stuffed with television trivia personalities. ttissurtttoarqtiettt Waterloo North Hydro 'N-out'.'.'.'. , = = ‘ y s c . . I Moth-Mo. V huh-3‘ RM, RI t& ll? . " y Cl / ','L"fr" _ ' , = " 'ridfdiiiaFercl] " " . w" / - u t J. ." / we" - -’ C " r e - .,"" v"' _ , - - e--" - ,, 7/ - - " I " F - / 21/ r T _ - . _ _ f T r . I " " - " T-" /” ." - - -" - . . _ _ _ , _ ah, - --" \ 'r---" T C as " . f ' (. c? k _, V - c Eay, l _ ‘- Tre, k . I . . . ce: m" " " T l k . tiriii 11% _ . f at, w lgt BMom ‘ , il rat") ’ Alt-\- ' . KITCHENER CAMBRIDGE GUELPN 'ttct-ttt FILL 1440 King St. 1000 Bishop St. 35 Harvard Rd. 1060t0 Barvut. Are. (511)51&§3_20 t5t9)663O343 (519mm (416)7374'27 (SI. mag 360 Regina St. N., Waterloo 885-2760 se 746-3570 HALF PRICE SPECIAL Register NOW and receive our % PRICE special. I'll show you how to lose 17-25 lb. in 6 weeks. (offer good to Sept. 25/87) professional hair care products, " YOU“; ST. E. WATEKOO. MAM. MM (519) 884-5141 GM OF HAIR DESIGN MARTHA BEATTIE MET CENTER COWSELOR WHERE CREATION STARTS