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PAGE 20 â€" WATERLOO CHRONICLE, WEDNESOAY, NOVEMBER 19. 1986 ® ® Movie review Coral Andrews * Chronicle Special Y ou would think that a film by Johnathan Demme (Stop Making Sense â€" The Talking Heads brilâ€" liant concert movie) with an inventive score by David Bryne and Lauri Anderson would be a visual and sonic sizzler. Hah! Something Wild, now at the Hyland is something weird. Why would Jeff Daniels, who was so funny in the Purple Rose of Cairo as Mia Farrow‘s ‘ficâ€" tional‘ love interest, do a film that is so meaningless? As Charâ€" lie Briggs, a company VP (just promoted) poor Daniels does what he can with a mundane script. He‘s a closet rebel sitting in a New York greasy spoon who one fateful day dines and dashes right into "Lulu‘" or "Audrey‘" or whatever her name happens to be on a given day of the week. Played by Melanie Griffith, Lulu is irritating and highly o ja e % o hath. he t % l 3 doow wl h tmtelet % j Pas 4 i V e L. SQUARE 101 QUEEN STREET NORTH KITCHENER VISA . 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Soprano Margaret KuhI, Contralto Dennis Giesbrecht, Tenor h Ted Baerg, Bass 1, Assisted by members of the ‘ \ Kitchener Waterloo Symphony 3 Pertormances Sat. Nov. 29 â€" 8:00 p.m. Sun. Nov. 30 â€" 2:30 p.m. & 8:00 p.m $8.50 $10.50 $1250 ($2.00 off for students/seniors) unpredictable in a sleazy way as she drives around the country picking up young unsuspecting businessmen in a stolen limeâ€" green, pink shag steeringâ€" wheeled, fireâ€"engine red upholâ€" stered jalopy. * Lulu drinks straight rye, she steals, she lies incessantly, and basically has a ball at society‘s expense. Griffith does what she can with this brutal character, and is passable, but deserves much better scripts. Lulu wears enough jewellery to start her own chain of stores (she even has handcuffs! ). Charlie (of course, the plot has to go someâ€" where) becomes infatuated and throws his office job to the wind at least for the weekend. The script‘s a bore. It‘s Charlie this, Charlie that. And it‘s hard to tell who‘s fooling who in this flick. But the viewer ends up the fool for paying to see it all. Something Wild is perfect for Superchanne} late night 3: 00 a.m. fare. To a punchy soundâ€" track (and that‘s the only reâ€" presents G. F. HANDEL‘S CHICKEN BREAST "Au Grand Marnier®" 6â€"8 oz. boneless chicken breast, gently baked with orange and grand marnier sauce on top $8.99 ~>< \ _Â¥ > 4 deeming quality) Charlie and Lulu joyride to Pennsylvania, and masquerade as a married couple at Lulu‘s high school reunion, where the lady lives out her past. But then she discovers husband Ray, the Jailbird, has busted loose. Something Wild continues to a ultraâ€"violent menage & trois beâ€" tween Charlie, Ray and Lulu, displayed in the graphic overâ€" tones of Blood Simple or Psycho only because the action proâ€" gresses to the bathroom, with lots of water for that desired bloodâ€"laden effect. 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