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Coral Andrews Chronicle Special Tony ‘Psycho‘ Perkins is all wet in Crimes of Passion, now at Fairview Cinema, and he doesn‘t even need a shower. In Passion, he pushes his alterâ€"personna of Norman Bates, Hitchcock‘s immortal bathroom psychotic, one step too far. This time, he‘s ‘Father Norman,‘ out to save a whackoâ€" schizo, career/call girl China Blue (Kathleen Turner). Hovering around the streets, The Priest stalks her from erotic hotelâ€"room ecstacy to highâ€"tech vogue existence in a white stucco, art gallery apartment. Kathleen ‘Romancing the Stone‘ Turner, as Joanna/China Blue tries to salvage director Ken Russell‘s worst film to date but fails miserably in a Neanderthal script with matching plot. There‘s no excuse for Ken Russell. Since The Who rock opera Tommy and followâ€"up flick, Lisztomania, both with Who singer Turner, with her ‘Eva Braun/Goldie Hawn/Cinderella/Little Miss Muffet® role, is better off in television Arrow ads. Movie review o Sad Crimes of Passion dreadful waste of time â€"â€"ANNIVERSARY SPECIALS o 7@ TWO NEW SESSIONS C3Â¥ CC saturpay‘s& sunpay e hi /M') 1â€"3:30 & 3â€"5:30° P _ SPECIAL SATURDAY DEC. 1 â€" 75¢ STAYOVER kate O \:JD 6:30â€"8 LEARN TO SKATE (13 & ove: Admission. $2.50 Extra session: $2.00 8â€"11 ADULTS (21 & over) 9 Admission $3.25 ésaven. TtuEespaYÂ¥ Skating, Dancing or. aileg * c DATE: SATURDAY DEC. 8 TIME: 10â€"12, 1â€"3:30, 3â€"5:30 VIDEO‘S â€" GAMES, SPECIAL GUESTS: MUNCHIES VAN & HOSTESS MUNCHIES SANTA CLAUS, RABBIT, YODA, & DONALD DUCK & TREATS FOR THE KIDS. Fâ€" BR Ee LADIES FREE DEC. 11 7:30â€"10:30 DONALD DUCK‘S 50th BIRTHDAY PARTY HOSTESS & SUPER SKATE SEVEN INVITE YOU TO 4%/ HOURS OF THE HOTTEST ROCK AND NEW MUSIC MEN (any age) VIDEO ODANCE TUESDAY DEC. 4 7:30â€"10:30 FRIDAYS 7:30â€"1 2 Skating, Dancing or just meeting Friends FALL ROLLER SKATING SCHEDULE 341 MARSLAND DRIVE. WATERLOO â€" 886â€"7777 Roger Daitry in various scenes of undress, Russell with all his wonderâ€"boy imagery and water film sports has lost the cinematic grip. Crimes of Passion is a carnal putâ€"down of women. Either they are housewives with rampaging brain depletion, or easy and sleazy does it, and they only do it in the streets. It‘s scum versus suburbia. John Laughlin (poor cad) plays Bobby, a suburban jock with a sevenâ€"year itch, who‘s had more than enough of his frigid spouse. Of course, he becomes Turner‘s prime concern between the sheets. You grasp this the moment you see wife Amy and the kids. She‘s a biggerâ€"thanâ€"life extension of the Downy fabric softener commercial, but Turner gets all the softness and Laughlin all the static cling. Russell has committed a crime with this latest lousy effort. And if Tony *Psycho‘ Perkins doesn‘t refrain from his dubious title of exalted sicko supreme, he‘ll become a victim of his own cinematic typeâ€"casting fate. The only thing missing in Crimes of Passion is ‘"Mother in a rocking chair‘" (men & women welcome) WEDNESDAY 7:30â€"10:30 THURSDAY 9:30â€"11:30 sw ‘just women 8â€"11 FRIDAY _ vipeo 7:30â€"12 DANCE SATURDAY All ages welcome. Admission: $3.75 10â€"Noon Moms & Dads 1â€"3:30 7â€"9:30 9â€"1 1 :30 SUNDA Y 8:30â€"1 1 1â€"3:30 Open to PRIVATE PARTY BOOKINGS WATCH FOR SPECIALS Check the Kâ€"W Record for details or call our office: 886â€"7777 LEARN TO SKATE (13 & over) Admission. $2.50 Extra session. $2.00 ADULTS (21 & over) Admission $3.25 SLIM N° TRIM â€" Fun & Fitness BOTTOMLESS CUP OF COFFEE FREE Admission. $2.50 Babysitter. 75¢ /child STUDENT BARGAIN NIGHT Admission. $3.25 Students: $2.25 (With 1.D.) SLIM N TRIM â€" Fun and Fitness BOTTOMLESS CUP OF COFFEE FREE Admission $2.50 Babysitter 75¢ child ADULTS (25 & over) Admission $3.25 TINY TOTS SKATE TOTS & PARENTS Admission. $1.50 1 ‘FREE COFFEE AND FREE RENTAL WITH PAID ADMISSION MATINEE â€" We welcome all ages Admission: $2.25 Extra Session: $1.25 CONTEMPORARY CHRISTIAN MUSIC â€" We welcome all ages Admission: $3.25 Extra Session $2.00 MATINEE â€" We welcome all ages Admission $2 .25 Extra Session : $1.25 FAMILY NIGHT up to 6 people $2.50 ea. for the first 2 people,($2.50 ea for each family friend over 6 people) OPEN SKATE (18 & over) Admission $3 25 WATERLOO CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1984 â€" PAGE 17 ____SALIY FIELD_____ PLACES IN THE HEART ROBERT FREDERIC GLENN WILFORD DUVALL FORREST CLOSE BRIMLEY ENTERTAINMENT PHONE 579â€"0740 IHE STONE BOY 2 shows nightly at 7 & 9 p.m HELD OVER 2 shows nightly at 7 & 9 p.m. winchon Mwy 40! £ 24 688â€"430