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Hottest house in town The Centre in the Square had a whorehouse in it Monday night, and enthusiastic audience members loved every minute of it. The ~lil ole" bitty pissant country place"" was the perfect place to be if you know the tale of Miss Mona and her respectable fillies at Lanvil County‘s Texas Chicken Ranch. Stella Parton, whose only resemblance to buxom, blonde sibling Dolly, is in her sugary vocals, parked her luxury bus and her®oys, at Kitchener‘s watering hole ‘for one night to show them city slickers what business country folk is all about .‘ Best Little Whorehouse in Texas with musical numbers originally staged by Tommy Tune, was satin steamy from start to finish. Flesh and flashy dress dominated the twoâ€"hour scenario, as Miss Mona and her girls catered to their guests, like a pig does to mud, when Miss Mona rang the workbell. One Thanksgiving week, two bewildered young things, Angel and Shy, showed up at the Chicken Ranch door, and pleaded with Mona to take them into her amicabl€ fold. Mona was expecting a bunch of college kids, The Aggies football team, that weekend. "1 guess it don‘t matter none if you don‘t have any experience," wisely quipped Mona to an ultraâ€"hesitant Shy. ‘"You‘re even, ‘cuz college boys don‘t have none either." With the new recruits, things run smoothly, until the despicable anchorman evangelist Melvin P. Thorpe, plucks the Chicken Ranch with his avaricious Watchdog newsboys, and demands Sherrif Ed Earl Dodd close this seedy operation, Coral Andrews Chronicle Special pronto! TUESDAY NICHTS ARE PARTY NIGHTS EVERY WEEK AT THE TRAVELER‘S 20 DANCERS â€" 2 STACES NONâ€"STOP! jos °C Lo Don‘t Forget Our GBOW AG AIN'. i lt vo\uec\ \No\e(\oo cus\o«\e(s jao! . new® \oco\'\on gnd we tE g00€ Lo MXE nome ‘cxonc\ we C Ofld %e\\e( C gome ge pace _ me( C\‘o\'\d\se f A o wer® â€"a * _ tyQd: | me" c‘oono\,- qr8\" 3°$ c bfl‘o NP _ 93959 ying giâ€" wâ€" Vs'\to‘ ‘“\fâ€" \fi\‘\G Gfi\l' 1A5A‘ Featuring The Finest in Continuous Exotic French Table Dancers Tuesday Night We Feature: Reduced Rates Free Table Dancing e Traveler‘s Tâ€"shirts e Prizes Galore 0(3 hke ‘d %e“e( “\O\\ t * n(eO‘ p(\C.eS Some lines made blushing obsolete but Whorehouse still a dynamic production (e no~‘ we! We‘re The Area‘s Largest Exotic Entertainment Lounge on $ 0\\ 0\)( Nss ope(\ ot ou‘ (\ew EC ‘hof\ eqe(\. L 0“6 r,ew\ce wF n‘s Lunch! egt > on uoo IAI 100C ou" IP et «ache" “‘er The stage show differs greatly from the overâ€"hyped movie version starring Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds, but the fixins‘ fer fun remained the same. Stella as Miss Mona, petite and perfect in her role as hostess, was mellow in portrayal at first. (Too many nights bussing on the road??) But this talented lady came alive in act two, her voice a virtuous Whorehouse delight. Blake Emmons, who is originally from Canada, as ‘cussin‘ Sherrif Ed Earl Dodd, had sputtering stage presence and bulldogged his role as if there were no tomorrow, but his melodic contribution was not as strong. Special mentions go to Audreiâ€"Kairen Anderson, as the maid, Jewel, an apt comment of her part in these colorful Centre proceedings. She was a gem of a singer, as she wailed ‘Twentyâ€"four hours of Lovin‘. Joe Bays was equally amusing as the "sideâ€"steppin‘"‘ governor ‘who loved to lead the people on,‘ with a devastating wiggle guaranteed to instill endless hysterics. From the principals to the chorus, everyone was alluring, especially Bonnie Wagoner, who showed great comic sense as Shy, and the ‘girls‘; a cavalcade of all different shapes and sizes, which kept this production sizzling. From fake cheerleaders to the flashlit faces of Melvia P. Thorpe and his Watchdogs, Whorehouse, with its kneeâ€"slapâ€" pin‘ antics and lively numbers from 20 Fans, The Sidestep and Texas has a Whorehouse in it, was the best little laugh in ages. Whorehouse had an audacious script, (and that‘s putting it mildly‘). Some of Emmon‘s lines made blushing seem obsolete, but the effect was dynamic despite the prose. WATERLOO CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1983 â€"â€"PAGE 17 IT‘S SAFE, IT‘S FAST, IT‘S SENSIBLE WEIGHT CONTROL CENTRES Kitchener: Open 8â€"6 Monday through Friday a _ ; BE READY! «& The ultimate diet for men, women and teens e Learn the attitudes, habits and feehngs of a Call now for FREE Consultation KITCHENER 30 Duke St. West Suite 603, Corporation Square Gueliph 837â€"2920 576â€"1700 * Personakzed daily counseiling by Registered Nurses * A heaithiul duet c Be Siim For Life The Protessional Way It‘s Holiday NHOLIDAY SEASON