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Being assigned to not only cover, but also play in the Waterloo Jaycee Celebrity Twoâ€" pitch Softball tournaâ€" ment last Saturday at Hillside Park, well, it‘s just one of those dreadâ€" ed tasks that goes with the business. As BEFORE YOU BUY COMPARE:! ‘Must 1?‘ cries the sports editor And I could even sufâ€" fer through a pair of softball games, despite the fact my quicklyâ€" aging body doth protesâ€" teth every time I try to act like a kid again. afternoon of fun in the Jaycee softball aids March of Dimes But to actually play on the same field with the Kâ€"W Media Mob (where did they get a name like that) against the Toronto Argo Sunâ€" shine girls, well, meâ€" thinks that‘s a little much to ask. However, I swalâ€" lowed my pride and took to the diamond with a lovable lot of local media types who were more interested in loving the lot that Fluoride F ~ 0.12/m ph Value 7.0 ne Total Bacteria <€2/10 NO SALTS OR CHEMICALS ADDED > I|AMONP. _ |1(CE Certified by: 63 Courtiand Ave. Kitchener 743. Ask for Diamond Ice at your Super Market or Variety Store LOW FLUORIDE! Ont. Ministry of Health . _ & McLaren Engineers Inc. Diamond Ice or pickup at: The inaugural event actually boasted four teams,â€"the Media Mob, Sunshine girls, CHYM DJ‘s and the Jaycees, each playing two games. In case. you‘re trying to figure it out, CHYM got the short end of the stick. comprised our opposiâ€" tion in the first game of the double header tourâ€" nament. Mounting every bit of feminine wile they 0.12/million 7.0 normai €2/100 mi. T43â€"1 732 could ~â€"muster (which we relished), the Sunâ€" shine girls put on a brave effort and held on tightly before finally succumbing to the Mob 17â€"8, while on the other diamond the Jaycees edged CHYM 16â€"15. The second half of the doublehéader saw both the Mob and Jayâ€" cees remain undefeatâ€" ed with victories over CHYM and the girls (most) respectively. Eventâ€"ending festiviâ€" The club offers a complete program covering novice swimmers, 6 years of age and older, intermediate and accomplished national level swimmers. Weâ€"ailso have an adult Masters program. All of the club‘s practices and home meets are held at the beautiful Wiltrid Laurier Pool, the finest facility in the Kitchenerâ€"Waterioo area. Three of the club‘s members are on Canada‘s National Swim Team, and two of them are currently ranked third and fifth in the WA LE, WEDNESDAY , SEPTEMBER 16, 1981 â€"â€" Join The . REGION OF WATERLOO SWIM CLUE Head Coach â€" Cliff Barry REGISTRATION will be held at & WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY POOL, & CORNER KING ST. AND UNIVERSITY AVE., WATERLOO Wed., Sept. 16th and Fri., Sept. 18th and Monday, Wednesday and Friday of the following week 5:00 â€" 7:00 P.M. for further information call . 744â€"7908 or 884â€"7494 Become A Member of One of Ontario‘s Leading Swim Clubs® ties courtesy of Carling O‘Keefe made for a fine wrapâ€"up to the afâ€" ternoon. . ‘‘We were very pleased with the actual tournament," said Waâ€" terioo Jaycee president Craig McNaught. ‘"The only disappointing facâ€" tor was that after the publicity we got... we were hoping for a betâ€" ter turnout. _ ‘"But the girls told us they enjoyed the day and would like to come Notes: The weather was perfect for the occasion, with midâ€"afâ€" ternoon temperatures in the high seventies... While the Argo Sunâ€" shine girl uniforms drew a lot of attention, not going unnoticed were the spiffy shirts worn by the Media Mob, supplied graâ€" ciously by Kâ€"W Cupoâ€" lo‘s Sports. again next year, and we‘re looking forward to holding it again."