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T. says you can ebpect the following heads to roll before Christmas: Scotty Bowmanâ€"Montreal Canadiens â€"coach: #f â€" So what if the Habs have won three Stanley Cups in a row. Only 97 per cent of the knowledgeable hockey fans in North America say Montreal has the Cup wap this year. The Molâ€" sons owe it to that 3 per cent of their loyal fans to find a suiâ€" table replacement. i * Hugh Campbellâ€"Edmonton Eskimos coach: So what if he led the secondâ€"best team in the CFL to the Grey Cup championship this year. Eskimos haven‘t won a bloody game since. Get rid of him. _Bob Lemonâ€"New York Yankee coach: So what if he took over a team racked with dissension and led it from 10% games back to the American league penâ€" nant? So what if he won the world championship. Under his leadership the insults and fistfights stopped. The New York press can‘t stand the harmony on the club, so out he goes. Why wait for 19807 Tom Landryâ€"Dailas Cowboys coach: So what if he‘s won three Super Bowls. He ruined footâ€" baill‘s image by being named to the 10 bestâ€"dressed men in Only a week after the shock of finding out that baseball‘s nicest man Sparky Anderson had been fired by the Cincinnaâ€" ti Reds, I heard on the news Monday that hockey‘s smartest man next to Sam Pollock, Punch Imlach, had been relieved of his general manager‘s duties by the Buffalo Sabres. To add insult to injury, coach Marcel Pronovost was also given the bum‘s rush. Absolutely ludicrous moves, all three. Well fans, that‘s just the tip of the iceberg as far as firings go. You see, I received a letter in the mail the other day from a chap named T. Moaner, who says there are many more ‘axes to fall in the coming weeks. It‘s a typical Buffalo move. 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If anyone deserves to get so what that‘s he‘s one of the most knowledgeable basketâ€". the axe, it‘s him. ball coaches in the country. He‘s got no team .spirit. At Waâ€" & s terloo you stand and clap until Warriors get their first basâ€" . | ket. McCrae hasn‘t done it once, so it‘s pink slip time. Editors note: The comments on Scotty Bowman, Hugh Campbell, Bob Lemon, Tom Landry, Mr. X, Tuffy Knight, â€" | â€" Jack Nairn, Don McCrae, Champ Glassford, Gary Jeffries, Glenn Moeser and George Blake are made in jest. M 7 D Sorry about that, Pierre. Oh, oh, T. Moaner informs me in his letter that a few local So what if he won an Interâ€"City title last year with the best coaches will also be getting the axe. & allâ€"around organization in the Twin City area. Only made it Tuffy Knightâ€"Wiilfrid Laurier football coach: to the finals this year. We don‘t like the trend. Out on your So what College Bowls, Atlantic Bowls, Western Bowlis, pants you loser. * f Ontario championships, Yates Cups, divisional chamâ€" e pionships. What we want is a winner. Get him out of here â€" George Blakeâ€"Waterioo Expos field manager: _ _ _ and br'“‘g in someone who can put WLU on the map_ C L _ &) what lf he won an [n'.ermnty and m‘w‘o title in llls Jack Nairnâ€"Stratford Cullitons coach : f first year with the team. What does he expect to do for an So what two provincial championships in a row. He‘s got @NCOre? Arriverderci, Georgie baby. ; this attitude thing all assâ€"backwards. Why he even made all â€" his players try their best in a 21â€"0 win over Hespeler. * _# * _ Doesn‘t he know when you get a 9â€"0 lead against anyone, Certainly by now you must be shocked by all these firings you‘re supposed to lie down and play dead â€" that really gives coming up. Well, hold on to your hats, there‘s one more. the fans their money‘s worth. Obviously Jack doesn‘t. Chop, Pierre Trudeauâ€"Canadian Citizens general manager: â€" Mr. Xâ€"Toronto Argonauts coach: There will be a legal precedent set here. Mr. X will be fired by Argos just before he is hired â€" naturally for not brâ€" inging a Grey Cup to Toronto. This way Argos won‘t have to pay three men for not coaching their football team. _ America list. Stock fell way down in John Madden‘s overâ€" sized golf shirt business after that. And everyone knows the crybabyOaklndcoadl"g:tshisnyaflthtfim.Sodme Landry is far from the Madden crowd, it‘s the heaveâ€"ho for smilin‘ Tom. Is it true that Madden wears the same shirt all the time to save on his Landry bills? Win a $250 Zehrs Food Voucher! All you have to do to enter the draw is deposit $50 or more in your Chequing or Savings Account. Every $50 entitles you to one entry form, so the more you deposit the better your chances of winning! We‘re also offering an "Early Bird Special"! 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EARLY BIRD BONUS COUPON Waterioo Chronicle, By Rick Campbell Chronicle Staff Writer â€"_ The â€" Kitchenerâ€"Waterioo collegiate Raiders won conâ€" ’ solation honors at the Twin _ City Coaches Tip Off tourâ€" _ nament at University of Waâ€" _ terloo Saturday. _ Raiders recovered for a 61â€"43 win over Preston in consolation semiâ€"final acâ€" tion and then went on to deâ€" feat Toronto Kipling 68â€"53 in the final. *‘*We had them until right near the end, there‘s no way we should have lost that game,‘" said KCI aide de camp Bob Hannah. "It was a real shame." But Raiders are still agonâ€" izing over the one that got away. Southmount won the championship by. edging Sarnia Central 47â€"44 in a tight defensive battle. In opening game action Friday the Raiders had eventual champion Hamilâ€" ton Southmount on the ropes but suffered a letdown late in the game and lost a tight decision, relegating them to the consolation side. Champ Gilassfordâ€"Waterioo Tigers general manager Gary jeffriesâ€"Waterige Tigers field manager: So what if they assembled one of the most competitive teams in the Interâ€"County Major baseball league. So what if they did it in one year. So what if their expansion club had a 500 record when teams which have been in the league for years struggled to make the same. The problem here is, they are two of the smartest, nicest men you‘d ever want to meet. What kind of combination is that to run a baseball team? Gwan, get out of here. â€" Glen Moeserâ€"Wateriloo CHYM‘rs field manager: So what if he won an Interâ€"City title last year with the best allâ€"around organization in the Twin City area. Only made it to the finals this year. We don‘t like the trend. Out on your coming up. Well, hold on to your hats, there‘s one more. Pierre Trudeauâ€"Canadian Citizens general manager: â€" Has held the post for 10 years.â€"Has won no championships. Does not have the support of his players or the fans. Has the biggest payroll in the league but can‘t find a place on his team for many talented players. If anyone deserves to get the axe, it‘s him. Everything you need in home building supplies Visit us at: Raiders win consolation 607 King St. West Kitchener Tel: 744â€"7373 Scott Hannah hooped 18 and Bob Urosevic 13 to pace Raiders against Preston. In the final Urosevic had 21 and Jerome Kirby 16. Urosevic, along with Phil Jarrett of Bluevale Knights, was named to the tourâ€" nament allâ€"star team. Jarrett had 24 points in an opening game victory over Kipling (60â€"49), but he and the rest of the Knights lost their shooting edge against Sarnia, losing 56â€"38. **Sarnia is an excellent team, they‘re ahead of us at this time of year,"‘ said Bluevale coach George Hunsberger. "But there‘s no question in my mind we could play with them later in the season. ‘‘Right now we‘ve got Phil who‘s outstanding and Rich daSilva who‘s also a definite threat. But we have to work on a more disciplined offenâ€" se and defense so that each guy on the floor knows exâ€" actly what they‘re responâ€" sible for." Knights have a full slate of exhibition games before their season opener Dec. 14 against St. Jerome‘s. 220 Victoria Road South Guelph Tel: 821â€"4330