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especially answering a doâ€" Domestic squabbles .endangg“ police * (Continued from page 7) ten to their amused snorts when I ask them to keep an eye on the house while we‘re away. Leave the house key under the eleventh stone on the patio. We‘ll never find it when we get home. Cut off the newspapers â€" sure sign you are not home when there are fortyâ€"two of them on the porch. Put out some ant traps to make sure they haven‘t demo lished entire house while we‘re away. And so on. You know something? My wife may be crazy, as L suggested here recently, but she‘s not dumb. She never wanted to go on this trip in the first place. All she wanted to do was have a normal summer : swimâ€" ming;, playing golf; picking berries; enjoying the grandboys; nagging me about the weeds. Well, by George, we‘re going anyway, and she can lump it. As long as she doesn‘t lump me. You‘re nobody unless you‘ve been to Europe. That is, of course, unless you‘ve been to Newfie. Then you‘re OK. % Bill Smiley W My greatest consolation is a line from a letter my son wrote on my birthday, ‘"‘Tribulations, frustraâ€" tions, rotten kids and neurotic spouse. All these things shall pass away."‘ Thanks, Hugh, I needed that. WESTMOUNT PLACE SHOPPING CENTRE One Location Only: Daily 9:30 to 6 Thurs. & Fri. C H I L D R E N S W E A R On balance of sale merchandise consisting of Tâ€"Shirts, Blouses, Shirts, Pants, Jeans and sets, Skirts and sets, Robes, Suits, Shorts and sets, Pyjamas and Gowns, Coats and Jackets, Overalls, Dresses, infants‘ section, and many other items in all size ranges for boys and girls from infants to size 16. Exchange or Refund Within 5 Days Canadian Brand Names Only _ PRICE, Inside Mail â€" Corner Westmount & Erb Sts., Waterioo bOMiG tOUS The high divorce rate, as well as influence of alcohol, are two of the most common reasons of domestic crisis. currences range from doâ€" mestic assaults and disputes ‘‘It‘s either the husband oi 16 * C P p4 w » â€" RJ E A R '\ 88m. CoUPON ' L at. JULY 28 â€"29th I Fri. to 9:30 Oanrmam ommon on comermmmmmmnemn n on > r mm omm noncommmamnnmmnenaly ) CENTRE . Waterloo Waterloo Square & Highway 8 Store North of Highway 401 Store Hours Mon Fmn 10 A M 10 PM _ SAT 9 A M 10 P M BR time and usually an arguâ€" are usually caught in the Wage incote bracket; but â€" ment is started by the drinkâ€" â€" middle.‘" ay it‘s uot restrieted <to that ing problem. 5 He said most of the domâ€" &roup. wife who‘s drinking aill the _ *‘Unfortunately, children esties occur in the lower » w.s _ MOTOR OIL * 880C c:’)vt;?c‘m 68?: wy t To TTE _ t e imin > ""*T t l epeaar 4 * omm i radud e‘ ind ienmants in teigag +o ts k Ma e ns fi:fig%@z&x e Be e N m . t ols coviin o ohee d ce ons opaiiedirmormaicaaierne e ts ON A PURCHASE OF ONE PAIR MENS G.W.G. i â€"____ ON A PURCHASE OF ONE _ LADIES BRUSHED NYLON AND ACETATE KMART BRAND GOWN SIZES S.M.L._. courpPOoNnvALID Watarioo Chronicie, Wednesday, Juty 20, 1978 â€" Pace 17 AF & s .« AGantinuied from page 15) & 3 87 FRI. & SAT. ONLY o JULY 28â€"29th _ COoUPON VALID FRI. & SAT. OnLy JULY 28â€"29th _