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There are a lot of questions floating around in the murky depths of my mind, and occasionally one "oats to the sur- face. It is usually slapped down by someone any witch. or just given a good shot of Raid. and lies over on its side and. expires. But recently, the questions have been boiling up like bubbles in a thundermug. I felt I should share them with my long-suffering readers, and among the six of us, we might be able to come up with some answers. tBy the way, if you don't know what a thundermug is, ask your Mum. Your Dad would be too shy to explain. , . t N They are not éxactli burning questions. but they do create a small smoulder. from time to time. Why are so many men addicted to hairy appendages to their craniums these days? I can understand any chap grow- ing a beard to hide a weak chin. I can understand any young man trying to grow a beard. it's part of growing up. - But why atfthise A, Manchu moustskhes? They add noth- ing whatever to a face that has no character. and they de- tract from one that does. Um glad I'm not a girl. It must be revolting to kiss a young man and wind up with a mouthful of hair. . - V whim I got back to- England from prison camp. I had a beautiful handlebar job which had taken me nine months of Region study last attempt IFArcy Dutton, regional engineering commissioner. said last Tuesday that if studies being carried out along the Grand River in an attempt to find a long-range water supply for the Re- gion are not successful by the end of this year, the Re- gion will have to search elsewhere. Waterloo Region is involv- ed in a "last-ditch study" to find an adequate water supply for the next 10 years. "This is a last effort. If we can't prove it this time, then we'll have to go exter- nal ito a source outside the Region. probably one of the Great Lakes)." The study, which includes a proposal to use a natural infiltration system in a natural underground reser- voir along the Grand River at Woolner's Flats, could show that the Region could develop water supplies in this area with a IO-year lead time. The Kitchener - Waterloo Federated Appeal went over its 1974 campaign target of $812,000 on Tues- day. a week before the 1975 objective of possibly $1 million is expected to be set. Ross Marshall, executive director. said today total pledges have reached $814.- 971, Mr. Marshall said the committee likes to raise about five per cent above its objective to cover pled- ges not met. appeal tops goal M Collection of pledges. which to date amounts to $699.692. will end Feb. p, In l975. the directors ex- pected to, have a target of 3950000. but the tentative budgets submitted by the 29 member agencies and one affiliate total $1.066.000. Mr. Marshall said. 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Blunt but honest. she was. And why do all those older guys. Who are gkiaAtaid for the first t-titirds of their skulls. insist on growing those long. greasy, forlorn ringlets at the backs of their beads, falling down over their collars? They fool nobody. It does- n't make them look more virile. it merely makes them look scruffy, and silly. They remind me of the guys who used to comb carefully across a completely naked pate eight strands of long hair from their sideburns. Why not face it, chaps? If you have a trig belly, stick it out and pat it. If ymfre a baldy, you're a baldy, and you wash your hair with a face-cloth. 'it doesn't seem tobother the ladies. Yul Brynner has been a sex symbol for years. And that Telly Savalas. or what- ever his name is, that mean-looking guy on TV iRojack? Hoiak? Wojak?! seems to .be on every second program. bald as an egg, and about the same shape. I remember an elderish lady whose chief delight was putting a needle into people. 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But I didn't like the old bat, and it was time someone blunted her needle. so, I stood up, walked armho- her twice. my eyes glued to her bum, which looked like the east end of a cow going west, smiled, and said gently. "Yes, my dear, but perhaps it's better to be getting a little thin on top than gargantuously thick on the bottom. " She scuttled to the coffee urn, eyes atwitter to see if any- one had heard, and shut her mouth for three whole days. I think it was the word ‘garantuously' that Hang her. CLEANING CENTRES This started out as a question period, and is turning out to be a piece about hair. Sorry. I've nothing against hair, as such. [ rm not one of these back-to-the-brush) people. Lordy. if someone made all my students Imale) cut their hair. rd have to learn their names all over again, and it's already taken me three months to identify the shaggy dogs. 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