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Some people have a great sense of smell, or taste. My wife has a great sense of sensing. “You sound funny," she‘ll say. "What are you "Weil," I chuckle, "it depends on what you mean, dear. At the moment, I'm up to the phone. lathe fairly refrnt (u. I." Illmwl“ . n- Iii, w my raw-IV. -.. - __ " -"rr" past,rvebeenuptothebathroom,anduptothedairy toget some milk." A _ __ _ __ This goes over like a ton of feathers. "Just as I thought," she'tl say. "The house is an absolute _rness" She seeps to get some strange, vicarious satisfaction out of this idea. If the house is a mess; our marriage is good and sotidauramtobetrusted, “You are quite right," I retort, knowing the formula. “Your daughter and your soo-in-law and your grandchild have just left and your son has just arrived, and he is going to Paraguay to pioneer the faith and Paraguay is full of snakes and tortillas and enchiladas and Memo- nites and the Green Hell and he wants money." This is what is known as intercourse, between married people. Both parties knee what the next move is, and there is no confusion, chimsiness, or frustration. I Shud- dertothink what it mustbebetween single paple. “Don’t give him a cent. until I get home," she com. mands. Well, that was an imaginary, if verisimilitmrmous, conversation with my wife. The rest of this col _ on fact. My daughter was home with Pokey and tha ther fellow she hangs around with. I changed his diapers six times (Pokey‘s). while his father slept and his mother played contemporary music tstabs and cords) on the piano. [ Thekidandihadour tssaasupertime.tmusttte getting old and sick and stupid and queer because he's the only person I have any fun with any more. We wink solemnly, smile gravely, crawl under the dinning room table and bump our heads. and hold out our arms to each other when everything else pails. He likes whisker- mbsandllike satin cheeks. According to his grandmother. he and I have the two sets of most beautiful eyes in the world. 'His are like two huge. dark grapes with a devilsih light in them. Mine are blue, blood-shot. fallen-angel type. We also share an affinity for doing things other people think we should not do. He rubs the cat the wrong way. I ruffle my wifes feathers. rd like to have had him for Christmas but his other grandfather was apparently pacing the floor, hitting his head against things, and threatening to call out the Mounties if he didn't see his grandson. so I had to let him go. However. I was not to be left alone and lonely loitering. as I had so much looked forward to. during the holidays. FOR FURTHER INFORMATtON CALL 578-6630 iiiiiiicz"'"" V counterweight W‘s W AOELAIDI DANIELS se" we will help you lose weight FOREVER with the aid of the famous Adelaide Daniels Canadian Family Meal Plan. ' Silk} IDEAL‘WEGHT - -ttKA_BT., _ries '", v11 Mb2 ttara-ir-o-ea-ooo-feet. 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College. will be shown in the ma.thema- tics and computer building, room 2065, University of Wa- terloo at 7:30 p.m. on Tues- day, January 14. Free tick- ets are available at the Central Box Office in the On Monday, Professor Tony Urquhart will give the first in a series of lecturer on artists and their work, his topic will be box sculp- tum. The lecture is free and will be held at 1:30 Fm. in the Arts Lecture building, University of Waterloo, room 116. Professor Urttts- hart is a Canadian artist soo-ttarrived-Mr-titat-ttttara-ra Try a hobby with us. Registration still available 4or the following programs: Rug Hooking. Social Dancing. & Relaxation Exercises. , WELL ADULT CLINIC - Cd-sponsored by the Water- loo Regional Health Unit. Health Screening and cdunseiling by Public Health Nurse: (Includes blood pressure. urinalysis and blood tests) For appointments phone 579-1020. There is no charge. Drop-m Activities Daily Mon. - Fri. Include, Games Room. Floor & Table Shufneboard. Billiards Rooms. 51: tea & coffee. Note: No member- ship needed INFORMATION: 5794020 , NOTE: JOLLY OLDSTERS CLUB will meet at the Adult Recreation Centre on Wed. Jan. 8th. Take books to read while tanning in the sun or relaxing on the patio. SCRIBE BOOK STORE -ommrpuext, Wat-doc - 576-7290 Daily 9:30 to 6 - mm a Friday tom!) Met Squaw, KiehrN-- 5768270 . Moo.. Ton, 9:3) to 6 - “ML. Thom.. Fri., 9:30 to S:31t - Sat. It to 6 TRAVELLING SOUTH . " " Clean-up .- ' time again' ADULT RECREATION CENTRE lCorner of King & Allen St.) ACTIVIHES FOR SENIOR ADULTS PROJECT 'I'IOPE' - wmm,m.mys, 1915-991; . couuuum semen: we ACIIVITIES o SUNDAYS FAMILY SKATING - Family skating is being introduc- ed at Moses Springer and Albert McCormick Arenas. The times specified below will be restricted to families only. Dining family skating. family shall mean a par- ent and their children. The parents must be in the arena the esttiprtime the children are present. SATURDAYS MOSES SPRINGER ARENA - 1st and 3rd Sunday of each “moth. 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. ALBERT MCCORMICK ARENA - M and 4th Sunday Albert McCormick Tuesdays 4 - 5 P. M. Moses Springer Wednesdays 4 - 5 PM. Waterloo Arena Fridays 4 - 5 PM. FRIDAYS Thursday1:30-3P.M. . Albert McCormick -Ttsesday 10- 11:30A.M. qhttmday 1:30-3P.M. After School Skating “we, Moses Springer Tuesday 10 - 11:30 A.M. Malt Icon “an Skating (free! Waterloo Arena My. Wednesday. Thursday. & Friday from noon-1:00P.M. Pawns & Pie-School”: (free) W.M.H,A. LADIES AUXILLERY ANNOUNCES WINNER OF CHRISTMAS DRAW For Cnlour TN fet. Andre Decelle I lil Ellis Avenue Kitchener. Ontario TUESDAYS - 8-10 p. m. - BLUEV ALE COLLEGIATE THURSDAYS - 8-10 p.m. - WATERLOO COLLEGIATE SUNDAYS - 6:30-9 pm. WATERLOO COLLEGIATE NOTE: Participants are required to bring own rac- quets and badminton birds. Registration date for girls' gymnastics - ages 5 - 13 years, 'Thursday, January 9th at Cedarbrae Gym 6 - tt pm. $5 at registration. Classes to comm week of January 13th for more information call m- Sewing with knits - beginning first week of February. $15.00 tor 6 weeks. Phone W3. Crochet classes - 6 weeks for $00 Call after T pm. - 884-3109. Men's Volleyball, Tuesdays at Cedarbrae 9 - 11 pm. Begins January 14th call 884-0714. Men's Hockey. Wednesday Nights at McCormick Arena. For more information call W04. Men's Basketball. Mondays at Cedarbrae from 9 - 11 pm. Begins Jan. 13th. Call 884-5162. Ladies Keep Fit. Mondays at MacEachern 8 - 9 pan. Begins January 13th, Call mm. Mixed Badminton, Thursday at Cedarbrae 9 - ll p-m . Starts Jan. 16th. Call W. W.M.H.A. LADIES AUXILLERY ANNOUNCES MONTHLY MEETING - All Ladies Welcome. Sunday Jan. 12th -8p.m. LOCATION Waterloo Arena Board Room of each month,‘3:30 - 5:30 pm PUBLIC ICE SKATING PRICES: ftfttttPe Wed. Jan. 8th - Waterloo Arena Minor Atom - Burlington vs Wloo. 6:30 pm. Minor Pee Wee - Burlington " Wloo. 7:30p.m. Minor Bantam - Burlington vs, Wloo. a :30p.m. Minor Midget - Burlington ve. Wloo. 9:30p.m. Moses Springer & Albert McCormick Arenas Tuesdays. Wednesdays, at Thursdays from 122mm - 1:00 PM. LAKESHOIIE VILLAGE BECKEM’IOI ACIIVITIES ' . MIXED BADMINTON - No Charge Cost for the evening only 500 per person and with Sunday. each will DAVID SHIEB BENEFIT Family Price 8:00 - 10:00 pm ADULTS ONLY SPRINGER ARENA 1:00-9:00”: Family 8t.00 TIMES: lst and 3rd Sunday, each month 3:30 - 5:30 pm : 516-24” mmK BID-[0:30pm 2:004:00”: Family Price