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This is a talent valued in every field of human enâ€" deavour. More women are turning to engineering as their life profession. . Ontario now has about 60 women enâ€" gineers (the national assoâ€" ciation has a woman direcâ€" tor for the first time in its history) with the number of female students choosâ€" ing engineering courses at colleges _ increasing _ anâ€" nually. erning body, with some members of its executive council elected by other enâ€" gineers, and some appointâ€" ed by the Lieutenant Govâ€" ernor of the Province of Onâ€" tario as well. This gives all engineers, and the publicâ€"atâ€"large a voice in the affairs of the profession. also cover statistical formation _ collected other agencies that tains to municipal jurisâ€" dictions. of local government organiz ation branch of the Ministry Affairs. ine study, which is exâ€" pected to be completed in the next few months, will tedmiqu_es used by local and regional governments analysis, program evalâ€" uation and decision making. present Intergovernmental with staff of the a b o ut inâ€" by And do you think the word "Coke" is distinctive and sigâ€" nificant? Lest you should, inadvertently, think otherwise, pray do not be deceived by the obtuse ramifications of the unholy and insidious media. How‘s that? I can write that stuff myself. Oh, well, Burwash old boy, it takes all kinds. But you‘re getting there, kid. On June 12, you were Assistant Secreâ€" tary at Cocaâ€"Cola. On June 21, you were Secretary. It must be that magnificent, Churchillian prose style. How about that? "Of necessity"? “f)iligent in safeguardâ€" ing ‘? "Inadvertently"? That language is straight out of a novel by Dickens. In the meantime, is it all right if I burn a little coke in my fireplace? Or should I just cool off and have a Pepsi? ‘‘Coke"‘ distinguishes and identifies only the product of this Company (large "c ) and we must of necessity be diliâ€" gent in safeâ€"guarding it against improper use lest inadvertâ€" ently, it loses its distinctiveness and significance." I hope old Burwash didn‘t write the same letter to all the other editors. Knowing weekly editors, I‘m sure, if he did, that most of the letters wound up in the trashâ€"can. I won‘t bore you with brother Burwash‘s whole letter which was almost identical in both cases (sorry, Donald) because it is a very boring letter. But here‘s a sample: He pounced on a column of mine recently in which the sacrilegious word was used twice with a small "c¢. Two ofthe. more than 100 papers using this column sent me along his hurt letter of protest. Hi, Harry Stemp of the Lake Simcoe Advocate, and Hi, Mrs. l}rebner of the Meaford Exâ€" press. . Whenever he sees the word Coke written with a small "c, he pounces. He doesn‘t get hysterical, but he does get a bit stuffy. â€" Anyway. There is this fellow, Donald Burwash, who works for Cocaâ€"Cola Ltd. He is a pouncer. Not a bouncer, which we don‘t need when we‘re dealing with soft drinks but a pounâ€" cer. The roofer is a fine fellow, but he wasn‘t going to argue with a lady. He agreed that you can‘t have too much insulaâ€" tion. Then he said, "I guess you‘d want a couple of louvres?~ i just nodded, numbly. A couple of art museums? Fine. Might as well go for the works. But I have a few other people to dispose of, so let‘s get on with it. How about Cocoaâ€"Cola? I can feel the blood mounâ€" ting again. Perhaps it‘s a mistake taking on both my wife‘and Cocaâ€" Cola in the same column. They are both undisposable, if not undispensible. But my wife is much more formidable. There. I‘ve disposed of my wife, and I feel better already. The blood is beginning to recede from my head and go back to its normal channels. Admittedly, not many people call up a roofer and say, "I‘d like my roof taken off."" But, as a rule, they take off the old one before they put on the new one. OK? That‘s when the Old Battleaxe opened her mouth. ‘"What about the insulation?"" She wouldn‘t know an insulation if it bit her on the kneecap, but she has this subconscious deâ€" sire to be an engineer. Now, I‘ve nothing against women, particularly, though I have generally, and nothing against roofers at all, though they charge too much and get you involved in all sorts of side issues like louvres and insulation and squirrels. I‘m going to put her in the attic, with a gag in her mouth, rolled up in a piece of that roofing that will be left over after our shingling job, which she ordered. It‘s not that my wife has an extra big mouth for a woman, but every time she opens it, it costs me money. I had a perâ€" fectly straightforward deal with a roofer to put on a roof. That‘s what roofers are for, besides taking them off. I have a number of thingstobedisposedoflhiswee/k,and the first is my wife. Don‘t worry, I‘m not going to put her in the basement and cover her with fresh cement. That‘s oldâ€"fashioned, and you usually get caught. â€" C I know what a squirrel is, and I‘ve a vague idea about inâ€" sulation, but I haven‘t a clue about louvres. I thought it was some kind of an art gallery in Paris, but it turns out to be a couple of holes up around the roof so the air can circulate. About my wife and cola Waterioo Chronicle, Wednesday, August 7, 1974 13 7 Smiley