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Occasionally, something interesting or unusual comes along to brighten the daily routine, just when it seems to be getting dreary. A couple of these happened to me recently. First, the good Samaritans. The story really began one the rails, but it was stormy, and then I got the ‘flu and time went on and things cropped up, as they seem to. . A couple of times, I went out and looked at the stupid thing, and once tried to get it back on the rails, which almost gave me a double hernia. Rally round the garage boys storm windows and painting my house. And that‘s how you get ahead in the world, which does NOT owe you a living, Waterioo Chronicie, Wednesday, July 3, 1974 7