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He (alarmed): Breakâ€" in?? Where?? Not again‘ Oh, sorry, you said "break" ... must have been thinkâ€" ing of something else. Party â€" yes, I‘d like to make it perfectlyclear that I think that‘s a fine idea. Now that I‘ve brought a lasting peace to the world and economic stability and prosperity to this country, I can relax. He shudders: By the way, why is it so cold in here? Didn‘t you turn the furnace on? She: Don‘t you rememâ€" ber, dear? The oil is being rationed because of the war and shaky economy. That‘s what the newspapers say. Notice I said your thouâ€" ghts, not mine!‘ I consider it to be verging on a sacâ€" rilege to devote any time to such revelry before Deâ€" cember 15. With any luck and professional skill at all I can destroy myself ig ten days â€" so I figure ‘y drag it out longer? It only prolongs the agony . Picture, if you will, husâ€" band and wife sitting by the fire of an eve. A quiet discussion is underway : Be that as it may, some people (according to an «gly rumour now circulatâ€" ing ) do plan ahead. With the recent doings (and undoings) south of the border, it occurred to me that one prominent family could find Chnristâ€" mas a bit drab this year. She: Dear, I think we should have a big Christâ€" mas party this yearâ€"we‘ll invite all our friends! Youâ€" ‘ve been working so hard. You need a break. LAURIE®S BEST Yes, fellow Waterioo‘ns with Thanksgiving over and Oktoberfest just anâ€" other soggy memory, it‘s time to turn your thoughts to Christmas. He: Harumph! See if you Deck the halls... Fa, la, la, la â€"la, la, call toâ€"day for an appointment @ Reg. $12.50 Perm L* October Only How not to give a party ‘~OCTOBER SPECIAL SHARON SNIDER Hair cutting & shaping included WATERLOO SQUARE LOWER MALL TELEPHONE 578â€"3700 (He â€" excuses _ himself. Mumblings are heard from the other end of the room *‘‘Where did I put Bebe‘s phone number? Boy, he isn‘t gonna believe this oneâ€"floating a loan for Awarded bursary Kathleen Joh ns t o n, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. D.S. Johnston, 122 Macâ€" Gregor Cr., Waterloo, was recently awarded a Canadiâ€" an Legion bursary by Kitchâ€" ener branch 50 for further studies. He: Whoa‘ Hold the phone‘ We can‘t afford that. What do you think my name is â€" Howard Hughes? Do you think I have a money machine in the basement? The mortâ€" gage rates just went up again and you start wearing mink coatsâ€"cloth isn‘t good enough anymore. We can‘t put everything on my exâ€" pense account, you know! She: All right, we‘ll keep it simple, something more in keeping with our budget. How does frozen lemonade and domestic pretzels grab you? pretzels!" Kathleen is an honors graduate of Waterloo Colâ€" legiate Institute and is in an honors music program at the University of Western Ontario. He: _ Very funny...that sounds fine. work in my next campaign .. She: Now about the party ...Let‘s see, the menu. We‘ll have hors d‘oeuvres, shrimp cocktails, caviar, imported wines and cheeses filet mignon. > She was a pipe organ stuâ€" dent of Douglas Haas, Kitchener, for three years and is now a pupil of Hugh McLean, dean of the school of Music at Westem. He returns to his chair. She: What happened to $7.99 She: Oh, well. At least I can decide on the guest list. We‘ll start with all of our best friends and work from there. We can whittle down later if there are too all that money we saved on our taxes last year? He: Sh‘ The walls have She: Can‘t we even afford to redo the dining room chairs? They are looking a little tacky. He: Good grief, woman‘ You‘ve redone them three times in the last four months. People are getâ€" ting suspicious. I can‘t say we‘re upholstering chairs for security reasons again‘ He (to himself): We should be so lucky.... She: Let‘s see...first the This letter is to inform you of some big changes that are taking place at Sight & Sound. Owing to our lease with Waterloo Square expiring, we are now pleased to announce that we are taking over a bright new location in the new section of Westmount Plaza. Unfortunately, we have had to discontinue our home entertainment line, but we still honour all warranties of equipment that we have sold. We are also offering our old customers great price reduction on all remaining color and black and white televisions. modular sets, portable radios, cassette recorders and many more items. Our new store will be known as WESTMOUNT SEWING CENTRE. Of course we will still be able to offer the ELNAâ€"WHITE line of sewing machines. Many new and exciting models should arrive for the fall season with prices to suit all budgets. We will specialize in stretch fabrics of all kinds including Tâ€"Shirt fabrics, lingerie & lycra, accessories, trims and zippers. But why not watch the papers for our opening and drop in to see us. Our school of stretch sewing is going great guns. Why not give us a call for more information and class starting dates. This could open up a new profitable past time. Our school will be known as WESTMOUflT SEWING SCHOOL and have afternoon and evening sewing classes, beginners classes in general sewing., stretch sewing classes, all at popular prices. LOWER MALL â€" Waterloo Square Dear Sight and Sound Customers For outâ€"ofâ€"town customers our zenith number is Zenith 2032. This will appear in your new phone book â€" call us for ELNAâ€"WHITE sewing machine demonstrations at no charge to you in your own home. Sound Equipment by *TOSHIBA "*LLOYD "*PHILLIPS * BASF TAPES, CASSETTES & ACCESSORIES TIM‘S SPORT SHOP ‘*Where the hard to find sports items are Television. Radio and Apphances We have a complete line of name brand archery equipment and accessories such as. .. j ARCHERS 578â€"5810 BOWS â€" ARROWS CROSS BOWS â€" QUIVER etc. A moment later: "Dear, I‘ve been thinking. Perâ€" haps just a quiet family Christmas... y o u haven‘t fired Julie and Tricia too, have you?" Well, there‘s always that clever young lawyer fellowâ€" John Dean ... oh, you did. Mitchells....Oh, why not*... Well, perhaps another time. .. the viceâ€"president â€" and Mrs. Agnew...oh, he isn‘t? Well, perhaps we could just send a, nice Christmas card *‘to whom it may concern". ...a few senators would be nice. I‘ve been hearing a lot about a senator Ervin... dear, must you cough when I‘m talking? I know!‘ All those nice young men from your camâ€" paignâ€"Magruder, _ Krogh, Segretti...oh, they didn‘t‘! Waterloo Square SIGHT & SOUND juare Phone 745â€"4461 WATERLOO. Ontario Wateriqo Chronicie, Wednesday, October 17. 1973 8 SUNDAY SERVICES: _ ._ 9: 30 a . m. â€" Worship 11:00 a.m. â€" Family Bible Hour Further Information: phone 885â€"0483 meeting in Cedarbrae Public School Auditorium 7:00 p.m WIEBE REALTY LIMITED APPOINTMENT Bill Clements ‘"An independent group of evangelical Christians meeting in Lakeshore Village." LAKESHORE BIBLE CHAPEL A hearty invitation to attend W HITE Departments for all ages Fellowship Hour at 167 Lynnbrook Cres. * REALTY LTD., REALTOR 50 Westmount Rd. N. Waterloo 744â€"631+ Vincent J. Schlosser, Viceâ€" President and. Manager. Head Office Branch, Wiebe Realty Ltd., is pleased to announce the appointment of Bill Clements to their Residential Sales Departâ€" ment. Bill has been a merâ€" chant in Waterloo for over 10 years, the past 6 years as a partner in Clems Variâ€" ety Sore. He is most anxâ€" ious to be of service to his many friends and invites your inquiries for assisâ€" tance in buying, selling or refinancing of all classes of residential properties. wiebe Sewing Machines Sales & Service