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Another bit that got her back up ,was, "With my body I thee honor," spoken by the groom only. She took it the wrong way, and thought it a perfect example of male vanity. “In sickness and in health" is another howler that could be jettisoned. When I'm practical- ly dying with the 'flu,' she has less sympathy than she would have for a rattlesnake making She wanted the "obey" delet- ed from the phrase, "love, honor and obey," and fought me right up to the altar, where she mut- tered it only to avoid a scene. And, of course, she has never obeyed me since. In many ways, I agree with the trend. I had the devil's own time with my wife before our nuptial vows were finally mup- Any day now, you’ll see the men lined up to kiss the groom on both cheeks and shake hands with the bride. tiallized. Instead of the comforting, tra- ditional and often anachronistic passages in the orthodox cere- mony, you may hear an erotic poem by Leonard Cohen. Nowadays, instead of hearing the organ triumphantly booming Here Comes the Bride, you may be startled, but shouldn’t be sur- prised, to hear someone belting out Hey, Jude! - with guitar accompaniment. Most still stick to the tradi- tional service, but many modem wedding ceremonies are com- pletely different from the time- honored and time-worn ceremony that most of us endured. Young people of today, as we all know. don't want to do any- thing the way their elders did it. This includes getting married. Waterloo County Supplies 24 Watcrloo Chronicle, Thom", Nonmbcr 20, 1970 A new dimensioo in snowmo- biting is have! The look is Low. Loan and lively. The action is powerful. dmndable, and just waiting to take the First bond in the trail TRAVEL TRAILERS TRUCK CAPS 20 Mill St. Bridgeport 745- 1 1 81 Traiktr Sales th Complete Service Comte Propane Gas a. 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The last bit of farce at our wed- ding was when the preacher, being a little coy, looked at me and asked, "Would you care to salute the bride?" It was an Anglican ceremony and I was a bit at sea anyway. In addition, I was Just out rot the air force, where "salute" meant just that. its death rattle. And if there's anything I can't stand, it's hav- ing a sick wife maiingering around the place and not getting the meals. Item. If either party suffers Bill Smiley SATISFACTION . . . SAFEST . . SERVICE . . . 30'- , , 5/ .5 (i) Carry on chaps. I've just be- gun. There's money, jealousy, sulking, teasing, nagging. Item. Males will refrain from shouting violently, "Why is there never any peace around here?" Females will not hit, except in the clinches. (l have scars.) Item. The male partner may invite anyone for a drink or dinner regardless of hair curlers, "the house is a mess," "there's not a thing in the house to eat," or "you might have a little con- sideration for me. " Item. 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