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His eyes are dark blue with inâ€" credibly long, thich lashes. That brushâ€"cut hair is dark brown and he has fair skin. He needs parents who will enâ€" joy a merry, active, lovable little Smiley had some minor illnesses when he was very young, which held up plans for his adoption. The problems now are all cleared up and he is a healthy, happy, reâ€" laxed child with a willing dispoâ€" sition. He likes people, especially children and is not a bit shy. To inquire about adopting Smiâ€" ley please write to Today‘s Child, Department of Social and Family Services, Legislative Buildings, Toronto 182. For general adoption This baby‘s foster family call him Smiley. One look will tell you why. He is a big, sturdy boy, tall for his one year, English and Dutch in background. ue‘ saalatonealletiatata"a1oi0070000070"0000+70000070701001000+70!0700!000¢ b »TeZeZetetete! Te o o o so"s"s"sPsUCMLNCO ue enteneceleZeSeeZeZeCeCeZeZeSeDeCeZeCeZe CeZece ce Emphasizing that his book ‘""is supposed to amuse people," he admits, however, that ‘"it gets close to the truth... Many people told me that they recognized their own wives in this book. And when you get that close to truth, some people do take the book seriously. But that really wasn‘t the intent. This book was written for laughs."‘ A few samples of his humor follow : Age makes no difference, he added. All wives are neurotic, whether young, old or inâ€"between. But he does offer some hope to harried husbands. "After 75, they calm down,‘‘ he predicted. His wife, a tall, willowly blonde, who works <as a highâ€"fashion model,. suggested a sequel to his book. Like a good husband, he has taken her advice. Soon to be pubâ€" lished is: How To Live With A Neurotic Husband. This book will show that Baker is convinced that marriage is a neurosisâ€"ridden state. Asked how many husbands were neurotic, he said: "I would say about 100 percent." . By Alison Goddard â€"In a chapter entitled: Sharing ‘The author of a humorous beok The Bedroon With A Neurotic has a bit of advice for men who Wife, he writes: ‘"To her, a bed is want to avoid marrying a neurotic _ t Onée a playground, an analyst‘s woman : Stay single. couch, a soap box, a camping Stephen Baker, author of How &"OUNd, an athletic field, and a To Live With A Neurotic Wife, Place to hold meetings with her was asked to estimate the number _ 25 the main speaker." of wives who can be categorized _ ~In abother chapter, dealing with as neurotic. He said (hopefully), the neurotic wife at home, he has tongueâ€"inâ€"cheek): "I would say this to say: "The mark of a good approximately all of them." :ff_'s. that she ke:ps looking for ALL B _ ‘ SCEENE II BOUTIQUE Shorts Blouses Dresses ~9.IY $ Pant Dresses 1 5-0 12 King South EVERYTHING MUST GO to make room for new fall merchandise Hurry, Hurry, Hurry to SCEENE 11 to get in on these bargains Author claims all wives neurotic _ University to host seminar He needs a Open daily 9â€"6 FINAL SUMMER ©1.00 $2.99 sq.99 Waterloo information ask your Children‘s Aid Society. ground, an athletic field, and a place to hold meetings with her as the main speaker."‘ â€"In another chapter, dealing with the neurotic wife at home, he has this to say: ‘"The mark of a good wife is that she keeps looking for ways to improve the appearance of a home. Furniture may be reâ€" arranged several times a year â€" the exercise helps husband‘s physical condition.‘‘ Baker said the most popular chapter seems to be the last, enâ€" titled: How To Get Rid Of A Neurotic Wife. He explores everyâ€" thing from provocation (‘"That girdle does wonders for your figâ€" ure‘"‘) to therapy. About the latter, he writes: "A marriage counselor may save your marriage. But that is exactly what you are trying to avoid." Or: ‘"‘Generally speaking, a psyâ€" choanalyst â€" if you can afford him â€" is more sympathetic to your plight, for he probably has problems with his own wife."‘ **Curiously enough, most people take the book too seriously and I don‘t know why," said the author. "It was reviewed, for example, in Among the other beoks Baker has written in his spare time (he is the president of his own advertising agency) is: How To Live With A Neurotic Dog. Again, this is a humorous book. k e e e e a e e e ce e e e 6 0 a w e e e e e e e e e e w9 tate"atata"a%a"a"s"a"a"a"n"n"a%0"0"2%2%0"0"0"0"0%0"0%0%0%0" 909 Thur. & Fri. 9â€"9 578â€"7400 This is $435,150 more than for the same period of 1969, the first year of the enforcement of the new Employment Standards Act. The employment _ standards branch of the Ontario department of labor has assisted 29,731 emâ€" ployees throughout the province to collect $1,005,727 during the first six months of this year. many magazines. But the funniest review appeared, of all places, in a magazine for psychologists. They reviewed it with a spirit of scholarship and great seriousness. It didn‘t get to them that this book is not for real." His wife, Oleda Baker, coâ€"author, with her husband, of The New York Model‘s Diet Book, claims that marriage has made her more interesting (her husbnd encouragâ€" ed her to pursue a career and write a book ) but also neurotic. "Actually," said her husband, with a smile, "she is a perfectly normal neurotic. I want to put it on record because she‘s here and I‘ll never hear the end of it. House of Furniture 46 King North _ Waterloo Telephone 576â€"5440 ALAN RIGBY‘S FOR RENT FURNITURE and APPLIANCES One Room or A Complete Houseful ccUNuzss as many people as possible find out about new or improved products as quickly as possible, there can be no mass consumption. Advertising is an essential part of this magic formula. ‘*But, as the Sorcerer‘s Apprentice disâ€" covered, too much magic, improperly used, can be wasteful and dangerous. Advertisers should be aware of the danger of clogging up the airwaves and the print media with too much of this good thing. And when advertising publiâ€" cizes puff rather than substance, the Canadian Advertising Advisory Board: we work for better advertising Mr. Murray Cotterill is Public Relations Director at United Steelworkers of America. Read what he has to say on the relationship between advertising and jobs. Employers Pay Up "Advertising is an essential part of the formula that helps provide better pay, more secure jobs and cheaper goods." Union leader discusses the effect of advertising ___ on Jobs. on reclamation of water About 40 professional people concerned with the technological development of new water supâ€" plies and water pollution control in Canada will meet at the Univerâ€" sity of Waterloo for a water recâ€" lamation seminar, Aug. 6 and 7. The seminar committee is comâ€" posed of Professors P .L. Silveston and G.M. Cornwall, University of Waterloo; W.T. Dickinson, University of Guelph; and K.L. Murphy and J. Norman, McMaster University. The seminar is sponsored by the department of university extension of the University of Waterloo. ' According to Silveston, who is convening the seminar, "the conâ€" ventional treatment of sewage and industrial wastes produces JOE A. STRUB C.L.VU. Imperial Life Assurance Company of Canada Specialists in Pension Plans and Estate Analysis R.R. 3. Waterloo Waterioo Chronicle â€" Thursday, July 30, 1970 7 You can get a free copy of the booklet called the "Canadian Code of Advertising Standards" simply by requesting it. Read the booklet. Keep it handy. And if you see an advertisement that you think breaks or seriously bends the rules, fill in and mail the complaint notice enclosed with the Code booklet. As Mr. Cotterill says: "It is up to every employee and every consumer to help police the rules of good advertising behaviour." consumer becomes cynical and salesâ€" resistant. The Board is made up of national advertisers, advertising agencies and media people. Together, they‘ve estabâ€" lished a Code of Ethics for the industry, and ways to make it effective. This code sets out in black and white the standards that advertising must meet. Write to the Advertising Standards Council, 159 Bay Street, Toronto 116, Ontario. The Canadian Advertising Advisory Board has set up a procedure to correct abuses when they occur. â€" ""It is in the interest of manufacturers, distributors and the media to follow responsible rules of good advertising beâ€" haviour. And, to keep their incomes high and their prices low, every employee and every consumer should help police those rules." How you can add your voice to Murray Cotterill‘s plea for better advertising. water which is not suitable for huâ€" man consumption, or for many inâ€" dustrial uses, or for some irrigaâ€" tion applications. ‘"In heavily industrialized areas or in areas with inadequate reâ€" ceiving water, wastes which have undergone even secondary treatâ€" ment may be polluting. A variety of processes can be used to reâ€" claim such water, and these are among the possibilitiee to be The seminar will explore the prospects for water reclamation and tertiary treatment in Canada. 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