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The provincial advisory comâ€" mittee for women‘s auxiliaries will meet at Bingeman Park a Lodge, April 17. The local auxiliâ€" ary will be represented by Mrs. Simon Huber and Mrs. Karl Konâ€" arski. The next meeting of the group will consist of a potâ€"luck supper, May 21. Mrs. Ralph Carter, presiâ€" s dent, 250 Royal St., will be hostâ€" ess. The women‘s auxiliary to the "th Waterloo scout troop toured s the adult education centre last week, during the group‘s monthâ€" ly meeting. Terry Swanson conâ€" ducted the tour. pencils and the notepads and the dickering over whether we should selt 5,000 to Amalgamated or buy up 20,000 shares of Moose Facâ€" tory Refineries. Our director‘s meeting usually & takes place in the back shop (the printing area) of a weekly newsâ€"~ paper. I don‘t even rate a cigar, Jet alone a sharpened pencil, and I find myself operating as laborâ€" management arbitrator, father confessor and den mother. s# they‘re supposed to, pick up their Annual director‘s fee, anywhere from $1,000 to $5,000, depending en who they are and how much prestige is attached to the name, By some legal fluke, I am still & which I started a brilliant newsâ€" paper career, on about 28 cents. . The rest was cash money, borâ€" rowed from relatives, insurance policies and everything else short ef armed robbery and selling my wife. take AEC tour «director in your old home town. The trouble is, almost everybody e krcou=â€"= Frree ark Ien coupons like me, but they have a stake C > © in the paper. Maybe it‘s only the fact that their son graduated, or their ' daughter is not going to reform ies school, after all, but they know . . how the paper should. be run, and & & #@ they are not loath to say so. Peeat ns sns one in, cll |' and mal buy a $5 advertisement twice a year, but expect the paper to : ’ , , © ooooooooooooouo'oworooooo‘oo‘oooog»o_o“o\ocooocoqqopcoogq_oooooo: $ o. d c t ym‘ c rct,. SCOIIt women tl .'s ado § °000 0 n s ‘ffiifif”“ 2s ye. c ie e, m °* Maybe it‘s only the fact that their son graduated, or their daughter is not going to reform school, after all, but they know how the paper should. be run, and they are not loath to say so. Sounds simple. But you‘ve no idea how difficult it is being a director in your old home town. The trouble is, almost everybody is a director. They‘re all unpaid, like me, but they have a stake in the paper. Somehow, I‘d rather have it that way. The only time I smoke & cigar is when someone has a baby. And our problems are more human. They‘re things like, ‘"How are we going to keep the frazâ€" matogal working on the linotype machine?" Or, "The trout are scarcer than hen‘s teeth this spring." But I guess I‘m nobody and the prestige attached to my name is somewhere below zero. Beâ€" cause I don‘t get any director‘s And 1 don‘t sit around an oval table with a lot of other directors, Seme big aperators, like Robâ€" ert Winters or General Lostafew, gre directors in half a dozen comâ€" know what it‘s like to be a dirâ€" ector of a company. On the surâ€" o_ FUN FOR EVERYONE For Open Time Please Call 7429582 BOWLING LANES WATERLOO 14 Princess Weet They go to directâ€" Bill Smiley ors. If he‘d had a Director in charge of Climbing Out of Bed who are fanatics about the WCTU or the fall fair committee, who expect seven columns to be devoted to their work, and spend four dollars for an ad, or go to the opposition to get their printâ€" ing done. And here and there, about as numerous as the Whiteâ€"Footed Beagleâ€"Breasted Thory Pink Ow!l, there are the directors who say, ‘‘You‘re putting out a good paâ€" per; keep it up.‘" These you try to stuff, mount and put up in front of the building. But they often object. But it‘s worth it, to revisit the old town. This week, I met an old buddy with two broken ribs, in considerable pain. He cracked one mb in a fall, and I was too polite to ask how he did it. Got it all strapped up by the doc. His wife sleeps on the inside of the bed, next the wall. She had to go to the bathroom. Bathroom, he would not be in m:'t shape today. "I know," I said, "she put her elbow in your ribs, climbing over you." He replied, grunting with agony: ‘"Elbow be damned. She put both hands, backed by her 138 pounds on my ribs. I had one cracked rib. Now I have two broâ€" California or Mexico. They don‘t want their customers to think they‘re ntaking that kind of monâ€" ey. And, of course, they‘d be equally furious if you hadn‘t menâ€" carry two pictures (fiattering) and-tvo-cdlmacc:-ndm daughter‘s wedding, free. And there are the directors who scream with outrage when you report, in all honesty, that they‘ve Exactly why we need direct KAUFMAN, Jacob, 11 Mansion St., Kitchener, April 1, 87 years. FRIES, Louise, 59 Erb St. W., formerly of Heidelberg, March 26, 88 years. GOOD, Mrs. Abraham, RR 2, Petâ€" ersburg, March 28, 93 years. HERMAN, Mrs. Margaret F., sudâ€" denly at the Kâ€"W Hospital, March 29, of 52 College St., VOLL, Mrs. George, Eimira, March 28, 90 years. GILLESPIE, James, at the Welâ€" lesley Hospital, Toronto, March VOGEL, William, RR 3, Waterloo, March 29, 70 years. PURDY, Mrs. William, > Hilltop Manor Nursing Home, Galt, _ March 31, 85 years. ZURBRIGG, Mrs. Harold W., 63 Becker St., Kitchener, March FRASER, Mr. and Mrs. Donald, DEATHS George, 158 Dawson St., at St. Mary‘s Hospital, March 28, son. BRIERE, Mr. and Mrs. Phillip, RR 1, Waterioo, at St. Mary‘s Hospital, March 23, son. AUTIO, Mr. and Mrs. Reino, 200 107 Longwood Drive, at St. Mary‘s Hospital, March 3#, ton, in her 85th year. Ave. E., Toronto, April 1, 21 75 Milford Ave., at St. Mary‘s Hospital, March 26, son. 0 o o o o o 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 a 0 a 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 a o a 0 o a a 0 a 0 00 0 0 0 0 0 a a 0 0 a o o 0 FREEMAN, Mr. and Mrs. Wayne, 174 Moore Ave., at St. Mary‘s Hospital, March 31, daughter. HARRIS, Mr. and Mrs. James, 14 Noecker St., at KW Hospital, cLAUGHLIN, Mr. and Mrs. Charles, 005 Gien Forest Bivd., 423 Barrie Place, at Kâ€"W Hosâ€" One Room or A Complete FOR RENT ALAN RIGBY‘S House of Furniture for Ladies and Gentliemen 8 â€" 1 hour lessons for $19.00 Classes at 6:30 â€" 7:45 â€" 9:00 p.m. CLASSES START ON FURNITURE and TUESDAY, APRIL 15th For Further information . . . GOLF CENTRE Y.M.C.A. Adult Dept. 57 Queen St. N., Kitchener 743â€"5201 LESSONS Waterioo