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The charities that benefited were the Big Brothers ‘Association, the Mental Health Association, the Canadâ€" ian Save the Children Fund, the Canadian National Inâ€" stitute for the Blind. You people who are righthanded probably never stop to think of the little, day to day problems suffered by the lefties. What I mean: automobiles are designed for righthanders, scissors, are designed for righthanders, as well as guns, pistols, typewriters, homes â€" name it and you‘ll find that designers keep the righthanded person in mind at all times. â€" _ o mor was there any tradilional property Gamage. All those connected with the program at both uniâ€" versities are to be highly commended. It‘s a great idea and should be carried on every vear. One shouldn‘t, of course, go commercial on the editorial page but this week, the editor can‘t help it. We happen to be a member of that slite minority known to the world as southpaws, portsiders or lefties. For years, we have silently suffered while all major manufacturers cater almost "éxclusively to the rightâ€" handed majority. The slave day replaces the more traditional initiaâ€" tion shenanigans held at other universities. A lot of money was raised for good causes and nobody got hurt nor was there any "traditional" property damage. But finally, a true southpaw shotrun has hit the market manufactured by the Savage Arms Co. No longâ€" er must the southpaw handle a shotgun and dodge the empty cartridges as they are ejected. This new gun is desisgned for the lefty and from all reports, it‘s a dandy. At last, someone recognizes that most lefties are brilliant people and require a little special attention. Okay, you car builders: How about putting an ash truy on the left side of the steering wheel just for us southpaws? But how many lifted their heads in praise aftcr Slave Day? & We happen to think‘it is the best orientation idea jn lo, these many years. The 2.200 freshmen were sSlaves for the day and did all kinds of jobs throughout the Twin City. C e 4 The Waterioo Chromicle, Wednesday, October 4,â€" 1967 â€" Thev washed cars, shined shoes, acted as office boys and girls, raked lawns; in fact, any odd job anyâ€" where. While this paper still regards that it is primarily the duty of parents to assure that their children get t achool, if special facilities are to be arranged then they must hbe arranged through the school board. ']‘he_).r had an objective, too, and as a result, four local charities will benefit by 7,800, more than $1,800 above what they expected to raise. _ o0 ‘ We don‘t know for certain whether this has been mentioned in these columns recently since we are pinchâ€" hitting for editor Lew Gambling this week but some bouquets are certainly necessary for those in charge of the University of Waterloo‘s Slave Day and of Waterloo Lutheran University‘s Slave Day. The secular press, as we are called, has a habit of playing up the bizarre. Consequently, students often get undeserved black marks for university pranks. Old folks shake their heads and ask: What‘s the younger generaâ€" tion coming to? , | The furor over transportation for school children aitending the temporary facilities at 120 Weber St., 1s Rill, after numerous meetinys and conferences, not gettled. . Council has rightly taken the stand that they are n»ot in the business of providing what has been termed "taxi services", their only connection is that they do provide (and subsidize) "public" transportation. In this respect, it is the duty of the council to conâ€" stantly improve the service and arrange routes that would serve "the largest" number of community resiâ€" dents. This Ald. Ledger is now pushing for and has reâ€" ceived the support of other members of council, including However, if, as stated earlier, special services are to be arranged for the transportation of school children, then it is time that the school board made these arrangeâ€" ments. If specialized services are not required, then it is a council problem. It was quite apparent however, that the parents did mot approve of what council was arranging and would be seeking specialized services for their children. The meeting slated for next Tuesday should see a molution. Maxvor Paleczny. All are concerned with improving this gervice. + A division of Raulk Publishers td Published every Wednesday at Waterloo Square, Waterloo, Ont. Lewis Gambling, Editor SUBSCRIPTION RATES In Canada: one year $3.00; in United States and foreign countries: one year $4.00 Authorized as second class mail by the Post Office Department, Ottawa, and for payment of postage in cash. Member of the Canadian Weekly Newspaper Association Waterloo Chronicle Lew‘s Views Established 1854 Editorial Comment Dear Sir: We â€"have â€"regularly received The Chronicle for the past five years, free of charge and without obligation for which we wish to* express our sincere thanks. We also wish to commend you and your staff in preparing the excellent Centennial Edition which should be well received and read by the residents of the area as well as by exâ€"residents. You have covered many historical and public interest events durâ€" ing the growth of the City and area over the past century, which I am sure the results of the good efforts and many time consuming hours of your staff. A Sunday church parade and mass â€" in the hage St. Boniface Churchâ€"on theâ€"Hill â€" which dominâ€" ates â€" the â€" Marilhull: scenery. wall conclude â€"theâ€" threeâ€"day colebraâ€" trom. On Saturday. the day will beâ€" gin wath a soap box derby at 11 a m. followed by a parade at 2 p.m. _A German â€" style: hoffhran supper wil be served in the schoolahall followed by a teonâ€"age damce under a huge tent at 7 p m. We wish ‘o express our thanks and appreciation to the good boys, who have delivered the paper to our door. All have been diligent and courteous but some have excelled, so much soâ€" that they woere at times awarded a candy bar. fruit and on occasion a small Christmas bonus by my wife. At this time. may 1 sugâ€" gest that you run a popularity contest for these boys, in order to create main public inferest in your paper anl let these fine young fellow _ know that they are appreciated. ‘"Dreco" the wonder Kidney, Lives, and stomach tonic. The _ Maryhill â€" contenmnial _ reâ€" union â€" and hoffbrau will be a threeâ€"day _ deal _ beginning _ this Friday, October 6, with dance and contennmial costumes are inâ€" vited. "Mching. Eczema," dried right up with sulphr, sufferers from skin trouble should get a bottle of _ "Rowles _ Menthoâ€"Sulphur" from any good druggist and used it like cold cream. Maryhill People Plan Hoffbrau ‘"*Red Pepper Rub," a cold remâ€" edy that brings quick relief to a chest cold ancd breaks up congesâ€" tion anu soreness right out. I may also add that four years ago, I had you insert two small advertisements in â€" your â€" paper and as a result I have established a seasonal public service busiâ€" ness, from which I have earned several _ hundred _ dollars each year during snare time. Yours very truly, Noel Thon.pson Contenmial â€"ceolebrations are a dimeâ€"aâ€"dozen this year but the people of Marvhi have come up with a new idea. Years ago there was no need of any person being ill. If you took advantage of all the "Drug cures" advertised. The following are a few: ‘"Nerves restored" A â€" young girl who became very much run down, suffeéere â€" headaches, backâ€" aches, and depression, was comâ€" pletely cured by taking Dr. Wilâ€" liam‘s Pink Pills. WATERLOO "Joints ache" Minards. King of pain linameat will ease the pain and â€"suffers. LETTER TO EDITOR By FRED SHINN Over the Years Bishop Powders to check feâ€" vers of children, Millers Worm Powders, and not forgeltting (Caâ€" tarrhozone) guaranteed to cure all hay fever. Lumbago â€" permanently cured by taking Dr. Pitcher‘s backache, kidney tablets to cure so that you stay cured. Thousands â€" of _ persons _ are hasting towards their graves as a result of C( sumption. A cure is now within reach of every sufâ€" ferer. Pulâ€"Moâ€"if used as directed vill check the progress of this fatal disease and restore the afâ€" flicted to perfect health. All these ‘cure alls" reminds me of a story. A man who was always kicking was taken by his wife to a restawrant and he imâ€" mediately proceeded to embarrass her by washing the silver. It was clean, as sh assured him, but he washed knife and spoon in his glass of water. "Bronchitis" Al serious lung troubles can be stopped in a single nigl â€" with Ayer‘s Cherry Pectoral. * "Beechams â€"Pills," sick headâ€" aches can be quickly and easily relieved. (No serms for me) he announâ€" ced loudly. A minute later he drank the water. Scotl‘s Emulsion promotes warmth, comfort, builds energy. ‘"‘Chamberlaim‘s Remedies®" for coughs, cold> croup, and whoopâ€" ing cough, colic, cholera, and diarrhea, ([¢r the disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels. A civic garbage the town was put May Ist 1924. The area wi(}hin which garbage was collected inâ€" cluded the territory from the Kitchener boundary line from the CNR tracks north on Moore Ave. to Union St. East, thence to Bridgeport Rd. along Peppler St. to the East side of "Main" now Lodge St. across King St. to "Dearborn St." now Universiâ€" ty St. and the Park thence across to the Globe Furniture Co. to Erb St. thenme toâ€" Westmount Boulevard _ to the â€" Kitchener Purest Mineral Oil is widely used in the treatment of constiâ€" pation. 1t acts as a nonâ€"irritating lubricant, . tastcless, _ ordorless, colorless easy to take. _ Excruciating pains and cramps entirely remedied by Lydia Z. Pinkham‘s Vegetable Compound. Pain gone! mm‘ sore rheumatic aching joints with St. Jacobs oil, out comes the rheumatic pain and distress. If your nostrils are clogged and your head is stuffed because of nasty catarrh or a cold, apply a little of pure Ely‘s Cream Balm. Saved from _ i Operation, reâ€" stored to health by taking Fruitâ€" aâ€"tives made of fruit juices and tonics. If back hurts or bladder is troubling you take Jad Salts and drink lots (of water). Garbage normally collected on Monday will be picked up on No collection of garbage on Tuesday, October 10th Monday, October 9th (Thanksgiving Day) system â€" for into effect, area within CITY OF WATERLOO Garbage :‘ Collection Ii was now 2 pm., the trip took exactly one hour and 1 covered _ almost â€" twenty _ miles. Seventy years ago it took me exâ€" actly one hour to deliver my papers over all the town, never kept track of the milage. Sunday while sitting in my room, dayâ€"dreaming. 1 went back seventy years and thought of the days I delivered the Berlin Nows Record over the area of Waterâ€" loo at time. I then decided 10 take a drive around Waterloo as close to the boundary as possible. At one a‘clock 1 started at Dawson on Westmount South to John St. We . thence to Park, to Union, to Herbert, to Roger, to Watlerloo St. to Guelph St., thence to Weber. to Hartwood, to Margaret through part of Breithaupt park, back to Margarâ€" et to Erb East to Bridgeport Rd. to Bluevale, to Nelson, to Murâ€" gparet North, to Lincoln to Uniâ€" versity East, past the new Comeâ€" tery to Bridge St. through Lexâ€" ington to the Township line past Lake Shore Village to Voestâ€" mount Rd. north to Conservation to Hallman Rd. to Erb West then Pr. past the Lavre] Creek Dam to Westmount South and Dawâ€" son. ‘"Lawn Bowling". there is a line on each side of the lane you bow!l, on this is called the dead line. If the small white ball, "the Kitty" is bowled over this line it is called a "dead end" and neither side scores, but if it still jouches the line on the outâ€" side it is still alive and the nearest bow! counts. Now comâ€" pare this line with a high teasion line which if you fouch you are a dead one. Just received the Kâ€"W Record September 26th and noticed the picture on the front page. 1 have never seen a picture of three people *"so hanpy together" and f _ the Ohildren‘s Aid Society will not give Mrs. Arthur Timâ€" brell a reason why they refused her application to adopt the two sisters. I give her credit to <efy the order to hand the chi‘dren over to the Society. boundary. This bout shows the size of Waterloo at that time. FRED SHINN