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* Education Leaders â€" Churchmen To Receive Honorary Degrees From WLU ‘There is much in the this week to make petâ€" ; .. 2l h i c h liPicaiam aie rejoice. Sir John Smyth and his wife cut short their vacation on the island of Majorca in order to fly to the bed â€" sides of their two Siamese cats who were ‘""The fact that we were at their bedside helped them to reâ€" cover," said Sir John. ‘‘The Siamese is a most â€" intelligent animal. They can very nearly Meanwhile in London, a policeâ€" man stopped Thomas Spencer‘s car and asked the gentlioman if he was irivings 0 000 ">> "Don‘t be foolish," Thomas said. ‘‘The dog‘s driving.‘" drunk driving. Charlotte _ Whitton, Ottawa‘s embulient lady â€" mayor was quite impressed this week by the attiâ€" tude â€" that Toronto . policemen tude that Toronto â€" pO have towards their duty. While she was being given a motorcycle escort into the Onâ€" tario capitol, one of the officers deserted her in order to give a ticket to a passing motorist. ‘"As mayor of Ottawa, where we have to provide escorts for so many dignitaries, I .appreciate the lesson," she said. a parking ticket. see a+e ase s+* the new 5 ARRIVAL OFâ€" NATURAL GAS in the New Hamburg-Baden-Petersburg'- St. Agatha area Was officially marked with a "Turnâ€"On" ceremony October 2 at Union Gas Company‘s Waterloo Gate Station. Pictured here. at the turnâ€"on, are (from left) : +Al Horley, Extend Natural Gas Service To Four Area Municipalities The ceremony marked the forâ€" | mal climax of a $4 million con:â€" struction â€" expansion program launched by Union Gas earlyl last May to bring natural gas Waterloo Lutheran Seminary. and university leaders and workâ€": Convocation â€" address will be|ers, and a rally in the wWLU given by Ontario Minister of Edâ€"| Theatre â€" Auditorium. ucation, Hon. William G. Davis.| The building, which is on the who will receive the honorary| campus of Waterloo â€" Lutheran degree of Doctor of Laws. University, has cost $515,000 with Also receiving honorary Doctor | furnishings. Funds were contriâ€" of Laws degrees will be Rev.| buted by the parishes and people °_ ‘Pramklin Clark Fry, presi<|of the Eastern Canada Synod of U Seminary â€"â€" major cenire !" Canada for the training of Luthâ€" eran pastors â€"â€" will be dediâ€" cated on Sunday, October 20. Main speaker at the dedication ceremony will be Rev. Franklin Clark Fry, president of the Luthâ€" eran Church in America. ‘ ‘The colorful event will include a procession of church, un’uv Spite Of All service to some 13 municipaliâ€" ties not previously supplied. Other communities covered by the Company‘s program in Howard T. Mitchell, Vancouver, B. C., has been elected Presiâ€" dent of The Canadian Chamber of Commerce at the national business organization‘s 34th Anâ€" nual Meeting in Quebec City, Quebec, on October 6, 7, 8. 9. B EUEA Amicck National Vice â€" President. In busâ€") iness life, Mr. Mitchell is Pres-] ident and founder of Mitchell Press Ltd., publishers of periodâ€" \icals mainly in the business and industrial fields, and commercial B.C. Man Named C of C President printers. Born in Ship: Harbour, N. S., in 1902, Mr. Mitchell was eduâ€" cated in Vancouver and at an early age entered the newspaper field. He was a reporter on the Vancouver Province and Busâ€" iness Editor of the Vancouver iSun. A veteran in Chamber of ammerce work. he has served Commerce work, the Lutheran Chureh in America. In the Centennial Appeal held‘ in early 1962, $850,000 was pledgâ€" ed for the seminary construction and for Lutheran student pastorâ€" \al work on university campuses in â€" London, Ontario, treal, Quebec. 'i{e“ w;;“ (ormérly_ First ilding, which is on the of Waterloo Lutheran y, has cost $515,000 with â€"< Funds were COntriâ€" Waterloo Division foreman for the Company, F. R. Palin, Union Gas presiâ€" dent and general manager; Miss Erma Smith, New Hamburg councillor; and Ted Dietrich, deputy reeve of Wilmot Township. L One hundred high school teachâ€"| ers, who have been taking honor courses at Waterloo summer school, are extending their studâ€" ies to include evening and Satâ€" urday morning classes this fall and winter. | Classes in Geography, History, Mathematics and Physics began this past week. on many national and interâ€" national committees of the Canâ€" adian Chamber. He takes over from Victor Oland, Halifax, forâ€" mer President of The Canadian Chamber of Commerce. Teachers Go: To Fiying Dutchmen en P s2 PC PV e k./ _ Abon« 45 .. EmC BP S Drum & Bugle Corps Seeks New Recruits John R. Robins of Kitchener was re â€" elected President of the Flying Dutchmen Drum & Bugle Corps at the corps‘ annual meetâ€" ing at Knollwood Park Armourâ€" ies. In his remarks upon accepâ€" ting the appointment, Mr. Robins drew attention to the closeness of the scores at the Canadian Drum Corps Championships and said the Flying Dutchmen would HOWARD T. MITCHELL aTk The Firehall Can Be Saved . t eounch mEARRe B 4s ter tgt he had received from Prime Minister Pearson in\tao’ue to the telegram sent a week previously by the of Waterioo council protesting the designaâ€" tion ef Brantford as a "distressed" or "depressed" area and therefore qualifying for special concessions to industries locating there. Waterloo, as well as other municipalities in the general \lm surrounding Brantford felt onrnnnpmmsepmmmmmmmmmmmmemmmmmmemmmammze~ that this would give Brantford $ ~| an unfair advantage in attractâ€" teachers to qualify for a specialâ€" ist rating began three years ago. by the Ontario Secondary School ers proggam last sumMe*. Im:pesponse to a ‘!9"!~"‘" extra opportunities ‘to complete the program which would normâ€" ally take six years, the univerâ€" ;itysetupfourcmmiorfilz current academic year. The MacKirdy. "Tom", my wife called to me. "Ih in the paper toâ€"night about a man wh million dollars in the stock market in "Yes, I know dear," 1 replied. "But, How could you know," she haven‘t even seen the paper yet?" "I know, dear, but all those sto same. They never tell of the thousan who loose everything they own." "But this man did it scientificly," "Well tha‘s fine dear, but J‘m i man, not a scientist." "Oh but he‘s not a scientist either "But you said he did it scientific "Oh he did. He saw it all in the s oscope told him when to buy an? wh: C ooo e oa PE ITCT C S Hnare d honstnhid idvdfishofohndifiomierdithhdaredninie T "Now don‘t tell me you believe in that stufl, â€" 1 scoffed. "Why not? It‘s all scientific.‘" she said. "It all has to do with the attraction of the various heavenâ€" ly bodies. a dozen teachers not a scientist either." id he did it scientificly ?" He saw it all in the stars. His horâ€" when to buy and when to sell." all ma vou helieve in that stuff," ne pape! J°* , but all those stories are the tell of the flypusands of people ‘The Prime Minister‘s letter stated that he "could fully ap preciate the , concern‘" of area municipalities but felt that all would agree that some special measures must be taken to as sist certain areas. In any such measures, the letter went O8, there is difficulty in applying it fairly and any rule has bordâ€" erline cases. However the Prime Minister said that he has asked Minister of Industry to review theâ€" situation~â€"(weith urgeney." Aldermin Donald Snider menâ€" tioned that the Waterloo side of the issue had been ably put before the House of Commons by Waterloo North M. P. Mike Weichel and by the M.P. Wellâ€" ington South, Alf Hales. A letâ€" ter from C. E. Millar, M.P. for Middlesex East was read, in which it was stated that the sender thought that the Waterâ€" loo case Was "reasonable" and that he would give his support to it. alled to me. "There‘s a story about a man who made one stock market in one month." ar," I replied. vou know," she asked, "you AF% But Seriously . . . by lom E | Almost Made A Million University Ave., near ridge Pk. S}l_bdivision. 4 it c dioaliiee dn uiess This would be for September 1964 occupancy and would be a composite school, thereby acâ€" commodating Junior and Senior pupils but keeping them â€"apart from one another. en'i'ificly." she insisted. but I‘m a newspaperâ€" ® 4 » ;".A * i ‘:‘}u wall fad been rentoved to allow for inâ€" iteaiel perking space and steel beams a few inches to short has been installed. When these beams have bunmhood. at a cost ‘of less than $500, the hall will lbo "good for another hundred years" Alderman Palâ€" eezny reported. "Who was mayor in 1950%°" the present mayor wondered aloud. Local Scout Earns Bushman‘s Thong "I move we go on to item of business," suggested BREAKING GROUND for the new Conrad Grebel Mennonite College residence at the University of Waterloo on Saturday were Rev. Newton Gingrich of the Ontario Mennonite Conference ; Rev. Henry P. Epps of the United Mennonite Conference of Ontario; Dr. J. Winfield Fretz, President of the College; Rev. Henry Yantzi of the Western Onâ€" tario Mennonite Conference and Douglas Miller of the Eastern District Mennonite Conference. RICHARD MOXOM, 14, of m PC PR PR EAET PRRATAPRASCCH® C 05 P o 2 congratulated by the viceâ€"chairman of the group committee of the Sixth Waterloo Boy Scout Troop after receiving his bushman‘s thong, one of the highest awards in scouting. Scoutmaster Laughlie Bell stands by. "Why it‘s nothing but a lot . + "Look Tom!" she cried, "Look what it says for you today." She read, "This is a good day for finâ€" ancial matters. Investments will reap big dividends. Don‘t be afraid to take a chance." "It‘s all there dear‘" she shouted. This is your big chance. We‘ll be millionaires. Come on Tom. Phone Jerry. He‘s a broker and he‘s always been after you to buy some stock. Please phone him." "But what will I buy," I asked. "Does the Horâ€" oscope tell you that?" "Don‘t be silly dear, of course not. That‘s the chance you have to take. But don‘t worry, ANY in« vestment you make toâ€"day is bourki to pay off." I was licked. I gave in an phoned Jerry and bought $200 worth of Geranium Mining. o The next day the company folded. 1 feel that it just goes to prove that Horoscopes are wrong, but my wife think it‘s just because she was looking in a week old paper. by Tom Evans 756 Norman Street is