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Thursday, August 381, 1961 'I'HE ROYALTON BANNER, of the boy a check fOrfr $), D°HeVâ€" Royalton, Minnesota, publish ing that would seem like 3 lot ed this little gem: of money to a boy. The deâ€" A little boy wanted $100, se lighted youngster wrote the he decided to pray for it. He Lord a letter of thanks, but prayed for two weeks. Still no closed by saying: $100; so he decided to write the "I noticed You routed Your Lord. Postal authorities, noting letter through Washington. As the address, forwarded the let â€" usual, those stinkers deducted ter to the President of the Unit 95 percent." FASHION FOCUSES ON . . . Doubleâ€"knits. A flaring skirt and cowlâ€"collared, easyâ€"fit overblouse in burnt orange are designed by Tempo Togs, Montreal. Made of Canadian "Orlon", the knitâ€" ted fabric is washable and can be dripâ€"dried, never dryâ€"cleaned. Laugh With Us Don‘t Miss It! Tickets Now On Sale © Dru-CorpoCompetitionh7DiffmntChnecWid|Doxem Of Units Participating Throughout The Day From 9:00 a.m. @ Mammoth 6:00 p.m. Parade For Brass Bands, Drum Corps And Majorettes. Waterloo Square to Seagram Stadium @ Evening Show Featuring Semior ‘A‘ and Junior ‘A‘ Drum Corps Finals â€" 7:30 p.m. > @ A Colourful, Musical Spectacie of Precision Pageantry Make it a Date to Seeâ€"CANADA‘S GREATEST BAND SHOW =FEATURINGâ€"â€"â€"â€"â€" CANADIAN DRUM CORPS CHAMPIONSHIPS Waterloco Recreation Office â€" Art‘s ln BAND FW _ _ _ANcominG SOON "ed States. The. President, amused, sent the boy a check for $5, believâ€" ing that would seem like 3 lot of money to a boy. The deâ€" lighted youngster wrote the Lord a letter of thanks, but SEAGRAMS STADIUM SATURDAY, SEPT. 9th 1961 THE WATERLOO (Ontario) CHRONICLE Outdoor Adventures (Continued from Page A{ Friday night at the club, the larger one of these two men drives a certain milk truck and his father has a country record route. These are all the hints we can give our readers at this time, but they should be enough to give you some idea who these Saturday night also held a few more surprises for other campers attending the Jamboâ€" ree. It seems that two of our better known ladies in the club, or we should say whose husbands are in the club, took it upon themselves to let the air out of aHl the air matttesses in the camp. This diabolical . scheme was â€" working perfectly until they went to let the air out of a certain mattress, not knowing that the camper was already sleeping upon it, or should we say, was trying to sleep on it. From what this corner has learned about the incident, it would appear all parties involâ€" ved received quite a shock and a let down so to speak. Later the same evening Or We in the wool campers mayâ€" should say morning the husâ€" bands of these two scheming feâ€" males set out upon a plan of their own, so as to cause a disâ€" turbance in this very peaceful camper‘s jamboree. Their idea was to lower a certain tent down from its solid moorings upon the unsuspecting sleepers within. The plan worked to a certain extent, in that tent did fall down, but what the culprits did not know until after was that the unsuspecting sleepers had defected off to home on Dearborn East, about three hours early. Dirty trick was it not fellows? All in all the Camper‘s Jamâ€" boree was a huge success and we would like at this time to congratulate Buddy Geffros and his fine committee for all their fine efforts, they did a marvelâ€" ous job. Fellows like Ted Neil, Bob Lundie, Dick Seibert, Georâ€" ge Coyne, Cam Shantz, Walter Heldman, Itch Miller, Hermie Wuergler, Bob Geffros, they all NEARER . MY GOD. TO THEE 130 VICTORIA ST. S. MACINTOSH DRY CLEANERS LTD. IF BUSY CALL SH 2â€"8323 PHONE SH 2â€"4461 pitched in and helped make the jamboree the jamboree it was, Gar Dubrick the originater of the Jamboree would indeed have been proud of the boys efforts if he could have been with us. Members arereminded that this Friday night is again horseâ€" shoe night at the club, be sure to come out and support your favourite team. Sitting at home, having a quiet evening, were two spinâ€" ster sisters. Suddenly one lookâ€" ed up from the paper she was reading _ and commented: "There‘s an article here telling of the death of a woman‘s third husband. She has had all three of them cremated." S _“i;n"? that life for you?" said the other. "Some of us can‘t even get one huspand; while have 7hvuAsbands to burn." PAGE FIVE KITCHENER