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"What the devil is a ‘quiet noise‘?" asked the puzzled une. "Well, you‘re chugging that chugger so loud that we can plainly hear it. Thnat means it sounds like a hippopotamus walâ€" lowing around to tne bass; and bass don‘t eat such critters. You alarm the bass instead of enticâ€" ing it. Now a quiet noise is one you can‘t hear, but the bass can. Nudge your rod tip gently and that chugger is making plenty of commotion, sounding to a bass like a big moth, bat, wounded minnow, frog, baby muskrat, or any number of small creatures. "Entice the bass, and you get a strike. Scare it, and you‘ll get a good letting alone," wound up the oldâ€"timer. Mr. and Mrs. Waiter Gohi of Detroit. Mich., spent a week‘s vaâ€" cation with Mr. and Mrs. John Linseman â€" and other â€" relatives here. By Homer Circle Two fishermen were sitting in a boat, shooting plugs against an inâ€" visible shoreline in the black of night. One was an oldâ€"timer at this business of night surface fishâ€" ing, the other a comparative newâ€" comer. The oldâ€"timer had four bass on his stringer, the younger plugger none. "Why are you getting strikes when I‘m not," asked the fishless individual, "I‘m using the same color chugger as you"" "You‘re making so much nuise with it you are scaring away the bass. Make a quiet noise!" adâ€" vised the oldâ€"timer. "Hmmm", the fishless one said eloquently. So he started making a quiet noise and started catching bass. That, says Heddon Reâ€" searchers, is August‘s tip for good night fishingâ€"make a quiet noise! Mrs. Eva Basler returned home after spending a two week‘s vacaâ€" tion with Mr. and Mrs, Gregory Goetz and other relatives in Owen Sound Miss Marina Schiebel of Elmir spent the weekâ€"end with her par ents, Mr. and Mrs. Joan Schiebel Mr. Joseph Vollmer of Baden spent the weekâ€"end with his parâ€" ents, Mr. and Mrs Sam Volimer Hesson : Mr. and Mrs. Robert Furlong and baoy of Galt and Mr. Leslie Volimer â€" and brother | Bruce of Kitchener spent tne week end with Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Vollâ€" mer. Mr. Dennis Hanley spent the weekâ€"end w ther, Mrs Nellie Hanle ily. (From The Amherstberg Echo) There is no set time, ubviously, when a man suddenly becomes old and ineffective. A few centuries ago a man of 35 was "getting on". Only a negligible few achieved the decrepit 65 years that mark today‘s retirement deadline. We have added many years to man‘s expected span. We have records to prove that we are gaining more at the end of life than at the beginning, but are shucking off this gain as worthless. We seem to be devoting a lot of time and enthusiasm to keeping alive an organism that has passed its usefuiness. Left alone, nature makes no such mistake. True, we still make premiers or presidents uf men who have passed these 65 years We entrust important government activities to their care. We appoint them as judges to,. administer our laws. But still we will not entrust the fate of a business or a machine to decrepit hands that have passed the deadline. Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Knobâ€" lauch are spending a three weeks‘ vacation taking a trip to the coast. Miss Marina Schiebel of Elmira Mr. and Mrs. Syivester Schill of Glenallen and Mrs. Joseph Dochstadder of â€" Sarnia â€" spent Thursday with Mr. and Mrs. John Schiebel Mr. and Mrs FJoyd Kocher of Waterloo and Mr and Mrs. Herâ€" bert Fehrenbach and family of Maryhill | spent the â€" weekâ€"end with Mr. and Mrs_ Lawrence Kocher However, Gov. Howard Pyle of Arizona makes a good point when he says the state governments are not merely jealous of federal administration but that, "We honestly think that certain responsibiliâ€" ties are ours and that we shouldn‘t shirk them." When it‘s put that way, one can say in the fillingâ€"station vernacular, "You aren‘t just gassing." The recent Conference of State Governors recalled the objective with an agitation to persuade the United States Government to withdraw from the collection of gasuline taxes. This is ope field in which states can say, "I was here first". But it may not be easy for Washington to give up the two cents a gallon which started with one cent in 1932. (From The Christian Science Monitor) It‘s no fun for the taxpayer when both the federal government and a state government collect a tax on the same item. Nor is it a good tax philosophy for either level of government. For many years tax officials have tried to lay out separate areas of taxation for the two. But during the same years, under pressure of unemployment relief and then war, duplication has increased. MAKE A QUIET NOISE! By Miss Marina Schiebel (Chromicle Correspondent) ther Editors Say English newspaper, devoted to the interests of the City of Waterioo and Waterloo County, is published at 372 King St. North, Waterioo, every Friday. The Chronicle is a member of the Canadian Weekly Newspapers Association and of the Ontarioâ€"Quebec Newspaper Association. Authorized as second class mail, P.Q. Dept. Ottewse. THE BEAN PRINTING & PUBLISHING CO. Owners and Publishers THE WATERLOO CHRONICLE AGE OF USEFULNESS y and fan THAT ‘GAS‘ TAX f Kitch who has been appointed chief of transport research for the Canaâ€" dian National system. During nearly 24 years‘ service with the company, _ Mr. Johnston â€" has gained a wide knowledge of the diversified operations of the railâ€" way and has made intensive stuâ€" dies of all forms of transportation. He served with the RCNVR in the Second World War with the rank of Lieutenant. The Christion Science Monitor Cing, Marway 32. Boston 15, Mose . U S A. poper"‘ the MONITOR covers the world with c network of News Bureaus newspaperman‘s . newsâ€" Often referred to as "a G. R. JOHNSTON send gre on introductory Moni~ Apttemâ€"â€"76 lemuse. 1 enciose $3. _ * Referring to US. dairy imâ€" port curbs, the Fraser Valley Reâ€" cord opines that "Canada can reâ€" faliate and hurt segments of US production now enjoying markets in Canada of steadily increasing proportions. It is in effect a form of warfore without guns but nevâ€" of warfare without guns but nevâ€" cations though they may be known as ttade barriers Such . . . Mayor A. C. Wilde reported at Vernon, B.C. council that deâ€" bentures issued 50 years ago to build the city hall had finally fallen due and redeemed . . . prinâ€" ciple was $6500, and total interest charges at 5% over the half cenâ€" tury amounted to $16,250. . . Digâ€" by County Forest Ranger Alf Banks has a hobby collecting semiâ€"precious stones along banks of beaches and rivers, and polishâ€" es them himself. He now can hardly keep up with the orders, which pay from $3 to $100. Rockefeller Centre in New York recently displayed some of his stones, most popular of which are jasper and agate. . . Mrs. Esther Bateson of Kamloops, B.C. celeâ€" brated her 10ist birtnday. None of her family of eight children are living. . . At Sault Ste. Marie, commuters watched a 5â€"fout sturâ€" geon swimming lazily beside the dock; suddenly u slim young house wife leaned over the ferry ramp, got the fisn by une gill, and a man grabbed the other gill and they heaved it on the dock. . . Mrs. Will Runyan, in her late sevâ€" enties, at Vauxhall, Alta., killed a 44â€"inch rattler in her yagd with a hoe. *# Canadiana: Taking a leaf from the books of the ancients New Liskeard, Ont., Goiden Anâ€" niversary committee entombed seeds of the district in lasting ceâ€" ment, sealed in bottles for some future generation to find and exâ€" claim over. . . William Stumpf of Walkerton, Ont., discovered new knocks in his car, stopped to inâ€" vestigate, found under the hood a pigeon pecking at the grillwork in an attempt for freedom; how did it get there? .. . Sidney Katz of Kinistino, Sask. won the schoâ€" larship for the third consecutive year at Prince Albert Collegiate with best scholastic record in each grade. . . At Fort MacLeod, Aita., they were elevating a 58â€" foot high screen for a driveâ€"in theatre with a dragline and pulâ€" ley, when suddenly a steel cable cut through a thick timber and the screen came crashing down. There will now be a delay before the theatre opens. . . Apropo that new Canadian stamp with the Queen‘s picture on it, the High kiver, Alta. Times comments that many people suspect that so ugly a picture could not have been made by mistake. . . A 65â€"yearâ€" old famed Northern bush pilot, Jeif Homeâ€"Hay, with 15,000 hours of fAlying time logged, died at his farm home in Keivington, Sask., recently. . . Fred Williams of Windsor Forks, N.S, has a hobby, finding clovers; he found 20 fourâ€" leaf clovers in une session, besides picking a number with 6, 5 and 7 leaves, reports the Hants Journal. is extremely unlikely that the Canadian public generally want to see governmentâ€"owned steel mills under any circumstances. What has happened in Britain carries some little warning." # Noting Canada is producing more stee} than heretofore, and that some steel union officials were suggesting nationalization of the industry ‘%he Swift Current Sun comments: "Why should they want government ownership. of the steel industry? It may be that desire colors their thinking on the guaranteed annual wage, which the union is currently camâ€" paigning for. If hard times did occur, the guaranteed annual wageâ€"by which steel workers would be paid even if not workâ€" ingâ€"might very easily bankrupt tne industry in which case the government might have to take over. That would induce possible backing from the government poucket hbook (which is the peoâ€" ples‘), subsidies and what not. It # The Brooks, Alta., Bulletin, noting the decreasing consumpâ€" tion of milk in Canada, and the fact that it is the cheapest and test food on the market, claims tne dairy industry must do what uther industries do, advertise what other industries do, adverâ€" tise what they sell. The people of this country have the money. That is proven by the multifariâ€" ous ways they are spending it. They can well afford to buy all the dairy products that can be the dairy products that can be produced. Apparently, however they must be sold on the advanâ€" tage of doing it." Logdspeakers mounted on rickshaws call the people of Delhi, India, to visit specially established vaccination centers at the nearest street mbummm-nmmhmdmun- culosis control program now being carried out by India with aid from the U.N. International Children‘s Emergency Fund (UNICEF). Country Editor By Jim Greenblat V accination Call in India PHB WATERLOO (Qaiwsth) CHRONKIOLSE & Fort Erie Timesâ€"Review: The 84â€"hour ban on (political) broadâ€" casting is a typical example of the specials restrictions placed on a medium whose function is exactâ€" Weekly staff writer Ross Harkâ€" ness, who wrote the article on Saskatoon in August 22 issue, deâ€" scribes the citys‘ beauty with singular eloquence, for its memâ€" ory is hard to shake from une‘s heart and mind. % The Kamloops, B.C., Sentinel is outraged that on top of the Doukhobor trouble British Coâ€" lumbia is to be honored by the arâ€" rival at Creston of a groufr from a Polygamous Mormon colony in Arizona, and call on the authoriâ€" ties to stop the migration and quick. Comments in part: "The group counts 33 men, 86 women and 263 children. The figures, of course, are bivlogically possible but bring raised eyebrows to such backward people as ourselves who have been reared in the belief that a harem was unconventional, expensive and unwieldy and conâ€" trary to accepted law." ly the same as that of the printed press. It is both undemocratic and unrealistic not to recognize this affinity â€" officially by â€" releasing broadcasting from â€" government control, and making it subject onâ€" ly to the regular law of the land. @ Pictou Advocate: The Scotâ€" tish National Dictionary describes it as a cure for a cold. Scottish recipe books say it is a mixture of whiskey, honey, vatmeal and cream. On the one¢â€"bald praire borderâ€" ing the South Saskatchewan Riâ€" ver, the desgendents of pioneers have built one of the loveliest of all Canadian cities, treeâ€"shaded Saskatoon with majestic bridges spanning its winding river. Star @ St. John‘s NAd., News thinks it was a pretty tame election, with the words ‘snake, weasel and skunk‘ resting in the dictionary and unused by campaigners. "Where are we, anyway? Surely this can‘t be Newfoundland in the Smallwoodâ€"Hollettâ€"Higgins era?" SASKATOON IS THE BELLE OF THE WEST * The Alliston, Ont., Herald is against Daylight Saving time beâ€" cause "The children do not like it and the Holsteins are against it . . . but despite the editor‘s earnâ€" est efforts on behalf of the milk drinkers and their source of supâ€" ply it is likely the adults, golfers, etc. will prevail in spite of the editor, and helpless children and the docile cows." goingsâ€"on can make a joke of the example in the two people who are now so g‘roud in sharing "A Border that Needs No Defence." writer, representing one of the more than 50 Canodian, Britich and United Stutes life insurance companics in Canada, will giadly help you plan for your family‘s security and your own needs is later years. Rely on him! AT YOUR SERVICE â€" & wained life underâ€" THE LIFE INSURANCE COMPAMIES 6 KEY TO FACES: Top : This man represents The Spirit of Building â€" especially the building of homes, schools, roads, power plants and other developments often financed by invested life insurance dollars. Second from top: Here is The Spirit of Health, as promoted through medical research projects aided by life insurâ€" ance companies. These projects supâ€" port seience‘s war against polio, cancer, heart disease and processes of ageing. Third from top: The Spirit of Employ: ment is symbolized by this worker. He might be any of the thousands of workers with good jobs in some of Canada‘s new factories, which; \ife insurance dollars have helped create. Base: The Spirit of Life Insurance, reâ€" presented by a policyholder, is put here because in a certain senseall the others depend upon him. It is money from his premiums, invested by his life insurance company, that so often helps them serve you in all these useful ways. So, if you are a life insurance policyâ€" holder, remember â€" you are more than a good provider for your family. You‘re also a Very Important Person who‘s helping to make Canada a better land to live in ! PALEFACE TOTEM POLE (fwith a very emporlant. man at the base ) Good going Thursday, August 27 to Saturday, September 1 2, inclusive. Return limitâ€"September 16 Be ye holy for I am holy. â€"I Pe. 1:16. Christ taught his discifles to aim at perfection. Some fell far short, but Peter after touching the depth did really become a saint. We will not hit a mark higher than our aim, so we should aim at perfection. AUGUST 28 TO SEPTEMBER 12 FARE ano oneâ€"HALF FOR THE EXHIBITION A BIBLE THOUGHT FOR TODAY Full information from aay agent ROUND TRIP URONTO TRAVEL RELAXED AND CAREFREE TO THE The speaker stressed the imâ€" portance of good feeding which includes minerals and vitamins. Dr. Hess also discussed ways and means of controlling various kinds of disease in dairy cattle, such as mastitis, bangs disease and calf scours. Dr. Hess said that cleanliness is one of the main factors in the prevention of disease. Others are good husbandry and vaccination for immunization. Earlier in the evening, nineteen members of the club participated in the judging of milking and dry Holstein cows with the official judge, club leader, Eden Hilborn. Doctor Stresses Cattle Cleanliness The guest speaker was Dr. G. J. Hess of New Dundee who spoke on the subject, "The prevention of disease of Dairy Cattle." NEW DUNDEE.â€"The monthly meeting of the Wilmot 4â€"H Calf Club was held at the farm of Abâ€" ner S. Martin, Petersburg, last Thursday. President Ralph Shantz presided., Dear Sir: I have just returned from some holidays and was very surprised and pleased to find that you had given us considerable space in your paper, both with a photo and a lengthy article. I would like to let you know, on behalf of the Society, that your interest and generosity is certainly appreciated. Yours sincerely, N. C. Wombwell, Supt. Children‘s Aid Society. Letters To The Editor <B TK 48 Ontarie St. S. (By Chronicle Correspondent) TICKETS AND INFORMATION AT MILLAR‘S TICKET and TRAVEL AGENCY ADVANCE SALE TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOUG‘S RECREATION Aug. 12, 1953 Nowadays bank staffs use machines to do much of the recordâ€"keeping for nearly 9,000,000 deposit accounts. It is one of the reasons why they are able to keep up with the greatlyâ€"increased 7 demand for banking services by more and more customers... and to g maintain the same fast, efficient handling of your account. It Pays To Advertise in the Chronicle ASK YOUR LOCAL AGENT ABOUT "HIGHWAY TOUuRS" TO aAiu PARTS OF THE U.S.A. I#‘s just what the doctor orders to rest your nerves and to give you new pep and vigour after a strenuâ€" ous year on the job. Make your vacation completely restfulâ€"leave your cares behind and travel by bus. KEEPING PACE Oé Qreat, to Refex / KITCHENER BANKS SERVING YOUR COMMUNITY Since 1900, bank staffs have increased from a few thousand to 48,600 . . . the number of cheques handled to 1,000,000 a day. @ Kitchener Bus Terminal HUNTSVILLE BALA MEAFORD Friday, August 21, 1908 = Gauke! & Joseph Sts. Phone 2â€"4469 Round Trip Fares Subject to chan Tickets and Information at Phone 2â€"4431 11.90 11.00 6.1715