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"My uncie‘s." ‘"When did your uncle die?" "Lawd, boss, he ain‘t daid yit!" ‘‘Then "how do you know his‘ funâ€" eral is going to take place on Friâ€" day ?" Feasting His Eyes Mrs. Corntassel from the rural disâ€" tricts, stopped her husband at the city‘s busy corner. ‘‘Case dey‘s gwine hang him Thursday!" ~ "Hiram," she expostulated, "th‘ way you stare at the limbs of those shameless city hussies is something scandadous. One would think you‘d never seen legs afore." Well, Maria," drawled Mr. Cornâ€" tassel, "that‘s just what I was beâ€" ginnin‘ to think myself." A Narrow Escape "Gosh, I had a narrow escape last night." ‘"How‘s that?" ‘"Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and saw something white moving in the room. So I grabbed my gun and shot It. After 1 turned the light on I found it was my shirt." . ing to the PFâ€"2520 And yet she could not really say that her move to the country had brought her no adventure at all ‘There had beenâ€"things. Last night, the lights had gone of unexpectediy, and Billy, the® Japanese butler and handyâ€"man, had said that he had seen a face at one of the kitchen windowsâ€"a face tnyu-um when he went to the window. Servants‘ nonsense, probablyâ€"but the seor vants seemed unusually nervous tor‘ people who were used to the counâ€" try. And Lizzie, of course, had sworn that she had seen a man tryl ing to get up the stairsâ€"but Liszie could grow hysterical over a cmk-‘ ing door. Stillâ€"it was queer! Andl ’wnt had that affable Doctor Wells said to herâ€""I respect your courâ€" gue. Miss Van Gorderâ€"moving out | know!" She picked up the paper jlmo the Bat‘s home country, you againâ€"there was /a map of the Encone of â€"the Bat‘s most recent exâ€" ploits andâ€"yesâ€"three of his recent :crlmen had been within a twentyâ€" mile radius of this very spot. She 'thought it over and gave a little shudder of pleasurable fear. Then she dismissed the thought with a shrug. No chance! She might live ‘ln a lonely house, two miles from the railroad station, all summer long â€"and. the Bat would never disturb herâ€"nothing ever did. J Wellâ€"it didn‘t matter. She had other thingss to think about. She must ring for Lizzieâ€"get up and @ress. The bright morning sun, streaming in through the long winâ€" ‘dow, made lying in bed an old woâ€" man‘s luxuryâ€"and she refused to be an old woman. She had skimmed through the paper hurriedlyâ€"now a headline caught her eye. "Failure of Union Bank"â€"wasn‘t that the bank that Courtleigh Fleming had been presiâ€" dent of? She settled down to read the article, but it was disappointingâ€" ly brief. The Union Bank had closed its doorsâ€"the cashier, a young man named Bailey, was apparently under suspicionâ€"the _ article â€" mentioned Courtleigh Fleming‘s récent and tragic death in the best vein of newspapers. She laid down the paper and thoughtâ€"?ileyâ€"Bafley â€"she seemed to have a vague reâ€" collection Of hearing about a young men named ‘Bailey, who worked in a bankâ€"but she could not rememâ€" ber where or by whom his name had been mentioned. ‘‘Though the worst old woman I ever knew was a man‘!" she thought with a satiric twinkle. She was glad Sally‘s daughterâ€"young Dale Ogâ€" denâ€"was here in the house with herâ€"the companionship of Dale‘s bright youth would keep her from getting oldâ€"womanish if anything could. Ouch! Lumbago! Rub Backache Away She smiled, thinking of Dale. Dale was a nice childâ€"her favorite niece. Sally didn‘t understand her, of courseâ€"but Sally wouldn‘t. Sally read magazine articles on the Younger Generation and its wild ways. "Sally doesn‘t remember when she was a Younger Generation herâ€" seM," thought Miss Cornelia. "But I doâ€"and if we didn‘t have sportsâ€" roadsters in the eighties, we had buggiesâ€"and youth doesn‘t change its ways just because it‘s bobbed its Stop drugging! Rub soothing, penetrating St. Jacobs Oil right inâ€" to your sore, stiff, aching joints, and relief comes inâ€" stantly. St. Jacobs Oil is a harmless rhe um atism lin} ment which never disappoints a n d A cannot _ burn the skin. Get a 35 cent botâ€" m tle of St. Jacobs Oil at any drug store, and in a moment you‘ll be free from pain, soreness and stiffâ€" ness. In use for 65 years for rheuâ€" matism, sclatica, neurélgia, lumbago, backache, sprains.* 4 § A Novel from the Play * > by MARY ROBERTS RINEHART and "~.â€" AVERY HOPWOOD plain‘!" "Psiawâ€"I bet\ that‘s it," thought Miss Cornelia shrewdly. "Dale‘s falien in love, or thinks she has, with some decent young man without a penny or an ‘eligibility‘ to is nameâ€"and now she‘s unhappy because her parents don‘t approve â€"or because she‘s trying to give him and finds she can‘t. Wellâ€"" and Miss Cornelia‘s tight little white curls trembled with the veâ€" hemence of her decision, "If the young thing ever comes to me for advice I‘ll give her a piece of my mind that will surprise herâ€"and scandalize Sally van Gorder Ogden out of her seven senses. Sally thinks nobody‘s worth looking at if they didn‘t come over to America when our family didâ€"she hasn‘t gumption enough to relize that if some people hadn‘t come over later, we‘d all still be living on crullers and Dutch punch!" i Then Miss Cornelia‘s mind seifed upon a sentence in a hurried flow of her sister‘s last instructionsâ€"a sentence that had passed almost unâ€" noticed at the timeâ€"something about Dale and "an unfortunate atâ€" tachmentâ€"but of course, Cornelia, dear‘ she‘s so youngâ€"and Pm sure it will come to nothing now her father and I have made our attitude Nevertheless, she was more conâ€" cerned with "the problem of Dale" than she would have admitted. Daie, at her age, with her charm and beautyâ€"* why, she ought to behave as if she were walking on air," thought her aunt, worriedly. "And instead she acts more as if she were walking on pinsâ€"anâ€"needles. She seems to like being hereâ€"I know she likes meâ€"I‘m pretty sure she‘s just as pleased to get a little holiâ€" day from Sally and Harryâ€"she amuses hersellâ€"she falls in with ‘ny plan I want to makeâ€"and yetâ€"" And yet Dale was not happyâ€"Miss Cornelia felt sure of it. "It isn‘t naâ€" tural for a girl to seem so lackluster andâ€"and quietâ€"at her ageâ€"and she‘s nervous, tooâ€"as if something were preying on her mindâ€"particuâ€" larly these last few days. If she were in love with somebodyâ€"someâ€" body Sally didn‘t approve of, parâ€" ticularlyâ€"well, that would account for it, of courseâ€"but Sally didn‘t say anything that would make me bink about or Dale eitherâ€"though I don‘t suppose \Dale would, yet, even to meâ€"I haven‘t seen so much of her in these last two yearsâ€"â€"" She was just stretching out her hand to ring for Lizzle, when a knock came at the door. She gathâ€" ered her Paisley shawl more tightly about her shoulders. "Who is itâ€" oh, it‘s only you, Lizzie," as a pleasâ€" ant frish face, crowned by an oldâ€" fashiBned pompadour of graying hair, peeped in at the door. "Good morning, Lizzieâ€"I was just going to ring for you. Has Miss Dale had breakfastâ€"I know it‘s shamefully late." "Good morning, Miss Neily," said Lizzie, ‘"and a lovely morning it is, tooâ€"if that was all of it," she added somewhat tartly, as she came into tMe room with a little silver tray whereupon the morning mail re posed. weightily, on the problem of Dale. "Problem of Dale indeed!" thought Miss Cornelia scornfuilly, "Daie‘s the nicest young thing I‘v& seen in some timeâ€"and she‘d be ten times happier if Sally wasn‘t always tryâ€" ing to marry her off to some young snip with more of what fools call ‘eligibility‘~ than brains‘! But there, Cornelia Van Gorderâ€"Sally‘s given you your inningsâ€"rampaging off to KEurope and leaving Dale with you all summerâ€"and you‘ve a lot less sense than I fiatter myself you Iuve.i If you can‘t give your favorite nleco‘ a happy vacation from all her imâ€" mediate familyâ€"and maybe find her someone that‘ll make her happy for good and all into the bargain‘" for Miss Cornelia was an incorrigible l matchmaker. We have not yet described Lizzie| looked like the othér oneâ€"I‘d half a Allenâ€"and she deserves description.| mind to throw it away before you A fixture in the Van Gorder houseâ€"| saw it!" hold since her sixteenth year, she! "Now, Lizzie, that‘s quite enough!" had long ere now attained the digâ€" Miss Cornelia had the Van Gorder hair." Before Mr. and Mrs. Ogden left for Hurope,.Sally had talked to banshees and leprachauns or tamed her wild Jrish tongueâ€"Afty years of Lizsie had not altered Miss Corâ€" nelia‘s attitude of fond exasperation with some of Lizzie‘s more startling eccentricities. Together. they may have been, as one of the younger |Van Gorder cousins had lrnvm‘ put it, "a scream"â€"but apart each i would have felt lost without the: other. ] ‘"Was it a bad dream I saw on the stairs last night when the lights went out and I was looking for the candles?" said Lizzie heatedly. "Was it a bad dream that ran away from me and out the back door, as fast as Pappy‘s pig? No, Miss Neilyâ€"it was a manâ€"seven feet tall he was, and eyes that shone in the dark andâ€"â€"" "Well, it‘s true‘for all that," inâ€" sisted Lizzie, stubbornly. "And why did the light go outâ€"tell me that, Miss Neily? They never go out in the city." Well, this isn‘t the city," said Miss Cornelia, decisively. "E‘s "tha counâ€" tryâ€"and very nice it isâ€"and\ we‘re staying hore all summer. I suppose I may be thankful," she went on ironically, "that it was ounly your grandmother you saw last night. It might have been the Batâ€"and then where would you be this morning?" ‘"I‘d be stiff and stark with candles at me head and feet," said Lizzie gloomily. "Oh. Miss Neily, don‘t talk of that terrible creature, the Bat!" She came nearer to her misâ€" tress, ‘"There‘s bats in this house, tooâ€"real bats," she whispered imâ€" pressively. "I saw one yesterday in the trunkâ€"roomâ€"the ‘creature! . It flew in the window and nearly had the switch off me before I could get away!" open the first of her letters. with a paperâ€"knife. ‘"Nonsense, Liszileâ€" I‘m not going to be scared away from an ideal countryâ€"place becsuse you happen to have a bad dream!" ‘"And the Bat ye were talking of just thenâ€"he‘s harmless, too, I supâ€" pose?" said. Lizzie, with mournful satire. "Oh, Miss Neily, Miss Neily â€"do let‘s go back to the city beâ€" fore he flies away with us all!" Miss Cornelia chuckled. "Of course there are bats," she said. "There are always bats in the country. They‘re perfectly _ harmless â€" except . to switches." t this "Cheeseâ€"pudding for â€" supperâ€"of course you saw your grandmother!" said Miss Cornelia crisply, slitting Lizzie‘s face assumed an expres sion of dolefill reticence. _ "It‘s not my place to -pu‘t." she said with a grim shake of her head, "but I saw my grandmother last night, God rest herâ€"plain as life she wasâ€"the way she looked when they waked herâ€"and if it was my doing, we‘d be leaving this house "Nonsense, Lizzie," said Miss Corâ€" nelia again, but this time less firmâ€" ly. Her face grew serious. "If I thought for an instant that there was any real possibility of our being in danger here," she said slowly. "Butâ€"oh, look at the map, Lissie! The Bat has beenâ€"flying in this disâ€" trictâ€"that‘s true enoughâ€"but he hasn‘t come within ten miles of us yet!" ‘"What‘s ten miles to the Bat?" the obdurate Lizzie sighed. "And what of the letter ye had when ye first moved in here?" "The Fleming house is unhealthy for strangers,‘ it said. ‘Leave it while ye can,‘" . "Some silly boyâ€"or some crank." Miss Cornelia‘s voice was firm. "I never pay any attention to anonyâ€" mous letters." â€" ‘"Now what do you meanâ€"if that were all of it, Liszsiet" quml!u Cornélia sharply, as she her letters from the tray. fi;';miâ€"iiiere'n & t\m‘ny-loolln' letter this mornin‘â€"down at the bottom of the pileâ€"â€"" persisted Lissie "It looked like the othér oneâ€"I‘d half a mind to throw it away before you Cornelia to baby and scold, with the privileged trankness of such old family servitors The two were at once a contrast and a complement. bettarâ€"mannored ageâ€"iban ours. could not imagine Miss "Co7 old â€"with" her “} casual bond betweeR. servant had changed into without a Lizzsie to grumble at "Lizzie Allen!" hour!" Established 1863 Phones: Office 394J, Res. 2595. AssETs ovER $1,400,000 DR. 8. H. HBCKEL, Dentist, Office in GOVERNMENT DEPOSIT $100,000 | Bank of Montreal Bldg, Waterloo. Officers and Directors Phone 114 â€" L. W. SHUNM .:.......... President| DR. G. E. HARPER, Dentist, Office W. G. WEICHEL ... 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