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‘This, in brigf, comprises the whole acience of 'ti‘rping'â€"l system which, in all lands, insinuates iteelf into the rela tions of interdependent creatu and the moral (or, rather, immonlmuil- cance of which is discussed by the G\nmufim of Great Britain and the nited States when the town is empty all is drowsy and inert. ng is not so mach a necessity as a vanity. Tt would -p«dilI disapâ€" were modesty the chicf distinâ€" F:Na&uk of the travelling public. t has been erected into a system, not The notable person selected a seat at a vaceot table in a firstâ€"clase city hotel, :quy pulled out t;‘iollu bill, and looi“kr steadily upon the obsequions wa who foliowed fiol:l. hlumt to the latâ€" ter, remarking : ‘I intend to be in Montreal for a fortnight, and waut rn to reserve this seat at this table r me, andâ€"â€"‘ ‘Yes, sir; thank you, sir.‘ ‘¥ou understand the "and" in the & Porter‘s Opinion and Reflections _ *And now, Mr. Witness,‘ said the potable rnou. twe will discues the altimate briamph of gooduess.‘ . WOMEN HARDER TO MULCT THAN MEN &m..A Pill. $ma .. Small Price. Substitution the fraud of the day. See you get Carter‘s, _ Ask for Carter‘s, Insist and demand Carte:‘s Little Liver Pills. THE TNPPING SYSTEM NoW 11 1$ OBSERVED OM CA)ADLAN RAlLWAYS. ~ ‘They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsis, Indigestion and Too Hcarty Eating. A perâ€" fect remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsi ness, Bad Tastc in the Mouth, Coated Tongus Rain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They Regulate the Bowels. Purcly Vegetable. Rositively cured by these , yer, air, quite well ; thank you, U? _ In railway travelling the tip is can: did and co:{*medeu?l‘&ou not blusb, for it in the bread and butter of the fawily. There is a deal of buman ns lure to be encountered on a Pullman car. Do not suppose the colored porâ€" tere are the stolid creatures they some times look to be. You would be surâ€" x:::.o did you omc’v::’ with them, ":3 w profoun ve mast the Spri(t% of motive Tu men and women. ey have had listle time for books, but the atudy of the haman countenance has been a liberal eduecaâ€" For the railway companies say to the r:rwuâ€"‘Wc give you op:om\niw. but litble or no “‘“R and we expect you toa wmake your vi? out of ‘the r:bhov' Under the influence, th re, of the mo«t imperiqus .go.d. % clase is rendered singularly shrewd a penetrating. _ The colored porter is above all thi tactful. He may have ether mmâ€"wh is his supreme distinctionâ€"he is able to 1.u¢o the men m Apotapcas catbc t i. re. By a oula e knows when to be bustling and maw To mlofucg he l’xflbdtl'l & gil!ng reapect ; icks out the gentiemen with uperrin rwiuot; he rg::ml joke fer ja: flig him who desires amusement at 3‘0 e&â€" pense of color. _ 2 will be passed over. ‘All right, sir,‘ ho will say in bearty tcnes, as be dives his right band to the bottom of the iruok, brings it sanddenly up, slaps down the lid, and helps you to cord w%:.ck it j Sgn b45 is is ahuple enough,. Yon bad no intention to defrayd the customs. You siumply did not want a searching exami nation involving a wait,and so you melâ€" lowed the nature of him who stood toâ€" wards you ui:x:y in a legal relation. You felt a thrill of coarse pride in the omnipotence of your money ; the officer suffered moral deteripration by acceptâ€" ing a bribe. This, however, might be called the tip surreptitions. I6 is not supposed to exist. It dere not suppose to exist. Is dare not show itself in the light of day. It is under legal ban. People who travel know all about it on both sides of the lines. to a loud venity he is indulgent; he picks out the (‘uflom_og fl&mc;flu mod n atieu. _ If it be the discovery of a tru: k, he instantly directs chaotic sclemâ€"~»:s with such masterfuiness that you are sent on your way rejoicing. you did not need to give him anything, He i paid to find. your trunk, within the amailvst space of time On the other hand, you are travelling ; you haye |.dy friends with you ; you are on a holiday and your pockets are well lined ; you are not above a device which you well know to be vulgar, bat the potrency of which you are willing to »‘test to save you a disagreeable @imlll Aud he who examines your truank will dea! tenderly with the curios ; he will (»-nnl'n), not trouble to discover whether that piece of silk is made up or uo. ; thamhard bundle in the corner abtit uâ€"<e bvufi’-um\ modâ€"n atien. _ If it be the ‘ willing to de his duty fairly by all, ont, the u»oment you show him money, his Gar 20 cez us ‘Now, what about the fortunes you make and the handsome residences you buy, after you have been ab the basiâ€" on vin. apl F uen the ancling ‘Ab, w i was ili reply:. ‘I don‘t see them, There is more money nowadays than there used. to be, and more travel, but people hold what they have got tighter than they used to do, Do you know that I bave, out of a journey to Vancouver, only got eighty cents! ‘That in Qoteommwbm don‘t suppose because you see a flew porâ€" ters well dressed and smoking cigars, that they are rich, _ Porters only se the wellâ€"dreesed claases of society on the train, and it is natural that they should ape them, _ Accordiogly, yOA will see porters, when off duty, wearing fine clothes. and smoking expensive cigare Thise young men have made npdwmortm&dp'hnw\m wg.uxt-honofl' ty, they "blow it in. Nov.vbn‘vunfivu at sea, and the captain often told me to for rainy days and Sundays. m."::...:mw&'.m-zmxé five cents I squeese it so h}d vray 1 always make it teaâ€"ba, ha it will be a Oa the other hand, the educa Nachuukon smy ol m than once. ltae. i en aas travel d.u’mn:l d;u. and Wx'filk & reat and ask you a ; many ;“w i ie manli prruel men will accept your attentions and think they have a right to them. And, as a fact, they have. We are polite to all the passengers in our charge whethâ€" er we get anything or not. If we weren‘t we would soon hm And the first to report you be a -..:uh-:..““uuA-w we are ‘ is more disposed b'fi“wc rights than a man,. There are some men who would not allow you, to do the smallest thing for them without us moed y Yumin hes o ‘Who are my best customers ! Well, or we are Wateriooe County: Chronicle, Thursday September 2, 1897â€" l_hw-flmm.p tion was that ouce made by an old Quaker ledy to a grumbling man. The man had formerty lived uneer the Quakeress, and from his boyhood had rhumuu:?u::n waym ving, i -..abudt He moved to another town, and. on his firse return to his birthplace called on his Qaaker friend, who had to listen to a catalogue of the faults of his new neighhors. She spoke as soothingly as possihly, but her words produced no In the course of five years the man‘s businees led him to make a second meve, and on his next visit to his native town the old Quakereess was again favored with a call, ‘How does thee like thy new home, William 1 sh> asked, ‘Ob, the town‘s all well enough,‘ said the man, in his usgal complaining tone, ‘but the people are queer. I can‘t go dom'hh them,. ‘They‘re nok what I M;:;M I wish to the land I could somebody Mmmhbfi‘&o live It uim w mmrafl.'u g«&l luck in my â€" ncighbor‘s every _ *Wi)kiam,‘ said the little old Quaker ess, ‘looking straight across at the atructions, which heals and strengthâ€" ts in uoo ho ad To 1e soilds such sq pillis or po#dflj ceamat sthain v:;flvwl& ie on fet im:"’":’u&w M % 1 edy never t ty ligiggie Fo s ol vent. by Devi m;l the ncighbors nmoves G& thee. not leave him behind next time, or at least :\ other folke‘ w;ia ion of hi before thre moves again Ho@ Mazy are Unintentionaliy Deâ€" seived n Treating Kiduey Disorders â€"QOan You Afford to Trife With Your Own ‘ Existence!â€"If Youn Buspecy There Is Auy Kidm: Trouble, Discard Pills, Powders an lige froa thy reâ€" Alleâ€"Slouth American Ki oR 2 Tim Tomd mt Trakdd His Neareat Neighbor. which disoives all ob ropn enc fngrmemiggagur i ron e & W-‘ina“s ab Mount Vernon, on the diatant, and a re beagantenn n retierstay hh lismaeburg, half 'w... York and James Rivere, fuily 125 miles from mnlhlflloihq;‘ M“:;u such a negro chorgs a house as ight be hcard across the Potomac.‘ m-umwu?m was Mill on the Floss®‘ makes the odd e cicregos 3“:"3:- t‘m“ w i io a,"" Mnj!wk- Jack Bowie was a notorions > ienss â€"rach Tock Tink Saoatr tad Sevaral ds M“.gv n‘lmme 57 miles away. _ _ ‘Authooy Trollope was Blunders of Noveliste emmorded uo on im ‘The makes the odd blanâ€" J | _ a1vEs THE aGEp INCREASED ENERGY Cures Scrofula, Pimples, Vicers, Abscesses, - Boils, Biotches and all other disorders arising from impure blood. I More Gurative Rawer in Sloan‘s lndign Tanic Than in all Other Medigines J S ROOS â€" Sole Agent â€" Waterlon _SToanN® sINDIAN TONIG Ao meni t Afes ab Dear pirs:â€"My wite bought a bottle of SLOAN‘s INDIAN TORIC from your agent when ho was hera. She has been in ver healith for several years and has been treated by three different doctors, and has taken a nuwber of different patent medicines, but she m!-omudmmmwm Q':.r»wmmmmmwm taken/and she wants you to soad her another bottle of your medicine. M1JCHAEL PILLON, Richmond HiB, v* £9 cA