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. Positively cured by these xh ‘They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia, Indigestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perâ€" fect remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsi. ness, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Coated Tongus Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They Regulate the Bowels. Purcly Vegetable. Sm Pill. Small Dose. Substitution the fraud of the day. See you get Carter‘s, MRS. MEBTON‘S MIRROR Ask for Carter‘s, Insist and demand ‘Say yes, love " ‘But, my dear giclâ€"‘ ‘Now, Charley, don‘t be cros: ! He was only a few months wmarried. He was head over beals in love with hbis wife. And just uaw, when he felt the touch of the soft, slim fingers on his hair, and looking up into the pretty, ‘I am not the least bit crose,darling,‘ he said, leaning back in his chair, and pfing both her arms down around his neck ; ‘but don‘t you think two hunâ€" dred dollars is rather high for someâ€" thing we do not really need I ?t;l;l;;,;ouiug face above, he found t hard to refuse any request of hers, no matter how unreasonable. _ _ ‘Ob, but we do, Charley !‘ she insist ed, eagerly. ‘A .‘renon must have & chevalglass nowadays. And this is a bunt{. Beveled French plate,of course, ms 1 framed in mabogany, the real mab:gsny, you know, and finished with polished brass. Why, Obarley, it iss bargain at two hundred dollars T‘ He smiled. The furnishing of their pretty home had already cost a good deal. It was ® handsome threeâ€"story house, on one 3" the most fashionable residence blocks the city. _ _ â€" _ l ‘-fi-u.“é'y'rua Cannon has one,‘ purred on the entreating voice, ‘not as bandâ€" some as this, though I‘m sure it cost Bhe paused, waiting for the effect of that last shot. In her scheming conâ€" sciousness she was well aware no more effective argument could be presented. For had she not refosed O{m Cannon to marry Charley Merton He rose with a lenient laugh, from He rose with a lenient laugh, Erc the rh;g;;-appdnwd h!uml table, iT elllanren vwan mnoF hava vaur w ously, permission by giving him helf a dozon delighted kisses then and there. went into the ball for his over oqat, and came back friecsâ€"enveloped and hat in hand. ‘I‘m pretty positive, Edna,‘ he said ‘that not a look! in WhJO8g0 will bhnuwn:nnlzz:w reflect ms will yours. It certainly ought to feel a '"‘"d;i u:’u :h. o&.n’ would be jealous new, He was tooyl.uly married to have censed the honeymoon habit of making M 00. uu"mhm blushed in the prettiest manoer imaginable. _ ‘You _deserve another kiss for that !‘ she declared. n.-:dondpwewt:.in it to bim. WUP nomh' paper: m it in his pocket, :l': on hbis To hes Te ied hss relone io praily was F to Tt oi : Feluant. Ludwd, the Smd which follows a generous act fllfl“’lfl‘”’mflhlvflhm self and the rest of the world. Hardiy had Oharley Merton left mm:umwouu up stairs to ress, previons to making her coreted purchase. When she de scended to her coupe, & yvision of fashion and loveliness tp her leaf brown plusb and costly furs, she was a very anirror was to 4 ie se has crhaet 2 mid o es residence, she thought with satisfaction <f the pleasure she would take in showâ€" arter‘s Little Liver Pills. ‘I sippose you must have your way a l(x&o.f;elpol t ‘Ub, you darling I‘ she cried, repturâ€" BY KATE M CLEARYâ€" "At the first shot my adversary fell, Shot through the beart, stone dead !" â€"Lovey Hoorgk. Small Price. Little Pills. t 5. coiak w h. ookingâ€"glass in Chicago :vn:n:twmrq aid | trs :i« of her bhusband, and thus inâ€" d: ~ily «rouses the resentment of the la..er. To this rule she had resoived tu wrove herseif an agreeable exception. B she gave Mr. Rosea her hand and a gr.cious amile, and invited him up to dinner the following evening. !i~ had feared that his comradeship wi‘h Charley\ Merton must end with th â€" marringe of the Iatter. So it was wich repressed surprise, and expressed gratitude, that he accepted the inviâ€" taion. P <Lt‘s a pity,‘ she said, with a compas sio ate sigh, as she was whirled along to e matinee, ‘that poor Mr. Rosea bu~ ‘sa nice wife and bome like Ci..ciey !, Which evidenced the fact tiLat AMre. Merton possees:d a proper appreciation of ber charming self. _ The curtain had just riseo, when a lady eutered the theatre, and was ushâ€" ered to the seat adjoining that of Mrs. Merton. ‘Why, Edo« " ‘My dear Millie " Though several years older than Edua, Millie Joyee had heen her favorâ€" ite friend. But it was a long time since they had mes. A few weeks beâ€" fore Edua‘s wedding Millie Joyce had received a summons to the bed side of a sick brother in Dakota, and had only lately returned. So very pleasant, indeed, both ladies found the meeting. ‘I was jast speaking to an old friend of Charley‘s,‘ said Mrs. Merton between the acts. ‘I‘m not sure that you know him. RHis name is Rosea ? Millic‘s rather faded face flushed brightly. _ _ ‘I met him at Waukeshaw five years ago,‘ she said, a trifle nervously, Mrs. Merton im«gined. ‘A casual acquaintance 1 ‘Well, no? Then a burst of confiâ€" denve ; ‘We were engaged for three months.‘ ‘Ob, he grew jealous, andâ€"there‘s the curtain 1‘ Very little indeed did Mrs. Merton hear of the last actâ€"dipicmatically busy was that bright brain of here. ‘Toâ€"morrow } Let us see! Â¥es, T‘ll come.‘ ‘You were?‘ interestedly. ‘What broke it off P ‘Can‘t you,‘ shdvnk,ed Millie, as to gether they passed out of the theatre, ‘come over to dinner toâ€" morrow evenâ€" ing P When |Mre. Merton got home she found her precious mirrow there before her. She wasstill admiring it when Charley reached home. Bhe called to him over the beniater to come up and see her treasore. ‘Tsn‘t it lovely, Obarley T ‘Lovely !‘ he assented. He was gravely r%uding the enâ€" thusiestic face in the glass. ‘But I mesnp the mirror.‘ ‘I don‘t!‘ staunchly and adoringly. He put his arms around her and they went down to their dinnper toâ€" gether. â€" e 1 When they were alone in their parâ€" lor, which, by the way, possessed the refreshingly bright, if unmsthetic, look imperted b{‘ brandâ€"new furpiture duforin, she bromched her little . ‘I wet Mr, Rosea toâ€"day,‘ she gaid. You did ! Yes ; and I asked him to come up to dinper to morrow.‘ ‘That was nice of you, love |‘ ‘And at the matinese I meb lflvlio Joyce, and I asked her to come also.‘ ‘But, derlingâ€"‘ W ellf Bbe podded. _ _ _ ‘I know it. That was why J aeked her.‘ ‘But the embsrrassment! Neither willâ€"‘ Merton came home, he found bis wife‘s ie weur ty um hy ho. whan i Bhe Jooked wonuullyw in her artistic gown otf absinthe m show the full and white throst ‘Ob, you stupid boy !‘ she laughed, ‘wait and see I‘ M He bad just spoken a courteous welâ€" come, when the doorâ€"bell rang. A)â€" most immediately after Mr. Ross was fashionable that winter to , He a tail, ~eoldierly, wellâ€"pre served ;:l. gray â€"baired Jw was her tre reasued ** Bs otabe o4 the Hapm by was ushered in M s ‘David Rosea 1‘ y wise in t a hride : 44 of he ‘They were engaged appe.‘ The following evening when Mr. s | wildly ontreated his wike, 0 BE Warerioo County Chronicle, Thursday, July 29, 1897â€" When she revived, she fourd herself seated in the host‘s chair, and David Rosea bending solicitously over her. He was gently bathing her forebead with water from the carafe. ‘Are you better, Millia T ‘Yes, thank you, David ;‘ her color coming back with a rush. ‘I was wroog a tew years ago, Millie.‘ ‘I was too hasty, David,‘ *But I loved you ever since, Millie.‘ ‘Anti I‘ve refused two offers for your sake, David.‘ ‘Youâ€"angel ! When they fnally decided to zo up stairs and digcover the cause of the commotion, they found Mr. and Mre. Merton ruefu‘ly regarding the ryins of side to side. their mirror, which was fractured from ‘An attempted burglarly,‘ explained Merton, indicating halfâ€"open satchel near the window, ‘The fellow had got his bag flled with jewelry ,wlver, toilot articles, and whatever he could pick up, when be ot...m.zl.h his ;ohm & the wirror, and thinking, , that be was detected, fired at &hu,uppoad euemy the shots we heard.* ‘She! cried Edua, half bysterically ‘here are the unl:s of his h.:“ on the windowâ€" ._ He must havegos out chat -.;‘â€"‘Su down the porch pillar avd escaped. My poor, dear, lovely ohul‘-j'hu P _ *Well,‘ cried Merton with a laugh, ‘let us be glad he did not get away with the plunder } Lite they sat discussing the affair, and when tiq finally broke up it was David Rosea who saw Mise Joyce home, ‘Charley,‘ ecatatically confided young Mres. Merton to her hushand, the folâ€" lowing night, ‘Millie has been here,and she and David Rossa are going to be married ! Aund it‘s all on account of wy mirrow ! "How‘s that, dear P ‘Why, jf I hada‘t bought it the burâ€" lar couldn‘t have shot at it And if ge hadn‘t shot at it we wouldn‘t have van up staire. And if we hadu‘y run upâ€"staire they would not have had an opgn?uuit-v to make ur.' Oharley laughed out in hearty amuseâ€" ment. ‘I really believe I was inspired to buy it,‘ avowed Edna, solemaly. _ M ‘Yes darling,‘ meekly assented Charâ€" ey. _ â€" â€" â€" check he had drawn in favor of '!"\an% ‘Besides,‘ she said convincingly, j the mirrow had noy been there you‘ the mirrow had not been there you‘d have been killed, for that awfu!l man was trying taahoot you.! _ _ _ _ To !fill‘ubomwe uvmoq: CObar ley returned the only "f y a woman‘s logic should receiveâ€"a kiss. . + What Alls You? A Cold in the Head 1 Some Sneezsing! Puins Over the Eyea! 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M, Devitt, As a change from the story of Oolâ€" umbus and the .l”d which mey now very properly be laid aside until 1992 draws neer, anp incident related by » Â¥renchman of science and vouched for by him mey be told, This gentleman relates that be at bis work before a glowi ln,::lb beâ€" t.."y'.."t..uyum- bim, came in, Bir,‘ she said, ‘would you kindiy zdnnll!;’uulu“u,otomnm A # . £ Nomibiety, tof Toun, Tald the serent. 'Bu!:npnmo pothing to carâ€" ry it ino, "Take my shovel‘ ‘Ob,n,lir.'mw J vflflrflfilnfla:" J ‘In your band 1 What do you mean! Yu’flio?‘.' 'Ohn‘ . _ NU show you how/ The up some ashes from hnd ‘Sakh o ho uts use thin with the tongs she laid two burping by bim mey e relates u»{bn But he grouned, rewembering the Bimple Enough $ "ang ) Never scares at trolloyâ€"cars. Doesn‘t ‘eat its head off‘ Goes like lightning. Never stalis in an ash wagon. Can‘t be sparred. Doesn‘t get hot under the collar. Not afraid of bikers. Never backs over the dump. Doesa‘t buck like a broncho. TIen‘t afraid of the stable boss. _ , Nob a bigh fdyer. * Wmmjwon!?hmm. ‘Any body can ride it‘ â€"if he or know how. Defies the hostler. Doesna‘t demolish the dashboard wita ite heole: s Doesn‘t want to stop at every water ingâ€"trough on the road. _ _ _ It will not biie. W'; 'e.l much an‘t afrais of gebtt it oao&\tmn slot w is kost a1 no reasooa t> depead on mane abrength. ~ . It cau‘t do mauch plowing. Heaceâ€"it is uot the farmer‘s friend. Woulda‘s be much account in a hurdla receâ€"‘cause it can‘t jJamp fonces ani things. Couldn‘s follow the bounds‘ in a fox hunt. Doesn‘s know gee from haw. It is liable to come on top of the pedestrian ‘so audden.‘ It has wheeals. _ â€" BUT Iv‘s a good thing which doesn‘t need pushing along. Several ‘uu ago an effort was made to callect all the chimne{ aweepers in the oi:z‘o! Dublin, for the purpose of education. Amou{nt.heu came a little fellow who was asked if he knew his letters. ‘Oh yee air,‘ was the reply. 'g: you lrll P n & ‘Oh yoes, air,‘ was again the angwer. ‘Do you read T‘ ‘Ob, yee, air.‘ ‘And what book did you learn fromfF ‘ (Oh, I never had a book in my life, air. ‘And who was your schoolmaster T‘ 'I(ilb. 1 never was :i‘. school,‘ gre was a r case: a boy cpald md’. and :::gl without a \mm master !‘But what war the fact 1 Why, another . little nmt. a littl@ older thew~ himself, hed teught him to read: by lbowiu“lm the _ lettbere aver the shop re which _ they passed as they went through the aw. His teacher, then, was another little aweep like blmnn"::d his books the aignboards on the houses. Whas mey bedone by trying } ‘Where there is a will there is a way.‘â€"The Myrtle. A gentlemen invited s certsin lecturer to his house to teke tos. Imâ€" mediatel !ou M&mw at the teble ibl.iub ugbt;:' the house said to 1 abraptly : _ *Whore is your witer _ The lecturer, whe had MN’ been sepersted ::zu bis %w. was Ilm _ Finding ther the child c:m in buil&‘w%wn muld reâ€" m oeroiite a clean breast m.fi oun‘nunuu.n be said, %:‘L':iwlmm wod b:: Heo stifed » grosn as the ghild be m%...‘-'“'a.%. torment would nob be quibted uptil "'On'(.'n?-' why don‘t yon inke uV â€"Waly vikpigs. * Doesn‘s feel its oAbe. Has no kick coming. Couldn‘t if be had. Can go on a wile track without a '&:ndumm-hk ‘% be jockeyed. _ Horseless Waggon vs. Horse Has no object in taking the bit in its Dosh‘ mow‘t n on‘t know Tby don‘t you tm A Will and a Way: Juvenile Pestseâ€" Like the Wind I;k'~’. no, uo6 .ufioduli. It es me mad, though, wheo I think of the rich,‘ ® ‘He is goodâ€"natnred, is be T ‘Goodâ€"oatured! Why,! bave known that man to wear a smuing face when b?v-_u,.pukingolhkin‘ofl'tpomu ‘Doeen‘t it make sad when you thiak of the poort" Fame Woman of the World (to youthful admirer)â€"You seem to know a great fi;boumu:hdfih Are you marâ€" Youthfal Admirer (with a bass air) â€"No; but my father is rather small,‘ said the prospective samâ€" not 10 much freeh air is required to keep them cool.‘ Jock, who was bus; ing a field not 100 milea Mmd hir neighbor Sandy, ‘Ifthere was a possibil ity 0° gettin‘a nearer way to the end o‘ his rig ? ‘Ay,‘ replied Sandy, Fist haud a wee bit st Yes,‘ said the editor of the rown mw. ‘he‘s a very good artiat, 1 have v one fqult to find with him.‘ ‘What is that P & i ‘His style iqnm:‘q &muo rew two p same woman and he m both loo::litc.‘ Mre. Henpeckâ€"What mukes you talk so much in your sleep, Joseph 1 Henpeckâ€"Great Scott, Maria ! It‘s the only chance I ever get. Bobbyâ€"Say, did you ever tie a pack of fireâ€"erackers to a dv tail 1 Peroyâ€"No, sir, I did‘nt. My mamâ€" ma‘s taught me to be kind to animals. Bobbyâ€"Hugh ! What faun did you h.gr:.i'()h. 1 ine off beâ€" just set mine hind girle. Lovely women will never be per teotly M&m until same person invents a watch that will run accurately when it is womnd‘:r only at irregular interâ€" vals about thirteen times a month. daughter as young as you. -pnkiam:; it Nes :v‘:i. ‘h h": wWArd, B know v‘m tmmwfll yw bry to give such a fanction. You lis awake qi&:mwh u‘p the list ut those whom you won‘t invite, and even ;Om there will b-rWnl omisvions. It is mnmktu o please somebody you ly wanted to hburt,‘ eâ€"that‘s J mon; ho from Blgakl{fla & d bq"o:‘:m Nl‘m! no: anho n‘ mes he is getting out of a way of a tralley car, . QOverheard at the Ball â€"Parkerâ€" xlm I That your mother?t Wb‘. sahe joesn‘t look ald enough to have a At the Beashore. â€"Mre. 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