means told me once that :’wm‘:z..mu..n k'l-‘tw,-fl&vu&m way of admitting that 1 could myself ‘ d ~\Come,! I, ‘do not think that my w'-i--aï¬yd.“, of some adsentures! & O 0 I will tall you one. | *Before I hegin I want toâ€"asg/that I am mach esnnsed at the lion stories I read in the pepers The writess here nover seen s tropicel a Zuin, or a wild ltion, and yet dAencribe them all at great length, and the popers devote their apace to them. *Â¥es," I replied, ‘and with your perâ€" mission I will tell you what it is, for I am curious to know if I have reached the right conciusion.‘ ‘I would like you to tell me very much,‘ he replied, ‘for I am elways ourious to know how I impress strangâ€" “l Well,‘ said I, ‘your quick,quiet step, your absolute cooiness, your power of enforcing obedience and the strong c.tï¬uo‘by.ounmvo.l‘indhufln *general,‘ but your eye is too quick,.and r mouth, with the -omugw muwy.t‘p&um believe that you are s great traveler. 1 will oven ventuore to say you are a bunter who has sought the largest geme. Shall I call you an ‘Allan Quertermain,‘ or an ufl:nr'hobuddn-uhu‘cth. world by giscovery in Africe. *Well done‘ be enswrred. 1 am ncither an ‘Allan Quartremsin,‘ nor an enforcing obedience and the strong outline of your nose would indicate the *general,‘ but your eye 1s too quick,end r mouth, with the corners indicatâ€" muwy.n.poum believe that uzm.hu I heve been to Africs. I not go to hunt or fad sanything fully into the street. I entered, and ukf;l a seat beside him, fell into con versation. We bad chatted for some time, when I said: You will pardon me, sir I have some repuutmx as a physiognomist, sand, having noticed your marvellous control over the wuiters, I have formed an opinion of your character and voes tion which is v complimen 7 a > ery P tary ‘The next day was Sundsy and after dipner I was wandering aimlessly about, when I espied my friend in the reading room slone, H{- feet were on a low windowâ€"sil}, and, with his cbair tiprad beck, be was looking thought fully into the street. I entered. and ‘He looked upâ€"every waiter was in an instant ready for instructions. Seâ€" lecting one with his eyes he simply pointed to my much mangled steak and quietly resumed his breakfast. He returned bringing the most delicions piece of meat I bave ever seen before ‘I stopped during one of my trips,‘ said the drug drummer, ‘at one of the oldest hotels in New England, for several days. I have often flattered myself that, backed as I am by conâ€" stantly meeting new faces and the opportunities for reading character, which it is necessary for a fellow on the road to improve, there are few persons who can size a man up more quickly than I. I had noticed several times, during my stay at the hotel a fineâ€"lookâ€" ing man, who always came into the divingâ€"room just at the close of the dinner hour. He was about 45, with ironâ€"gray hair, dark complexion and quick and piercing black eyes. He had a queer scar on one cheek; the flesh was torn in three parallel lines and in healing had left three white marks about half an inch apart and two inches long. I never saw him tip the waiters, nor did I ever see a man receive more obsequious attention from them. He had but to turn his eyes to one of those darkies and they would jump to show their alert devotion, he had rare taste in the selection of his repast and when that was chosen and placed before him it always looked as if it had been guidâ€" ed by intuition for it was invariably the best there was in the house. ‘You may,‘ said I, ‘for you always bave better luck than anyone else.‘ ‘Will you permit me to send for a better steak for you! You notice perhaps that I have had some success in obtsining & good one myself,‘ and he pointed to his juicy bit of tenderâ€" ‘One morning I sat opposite him struggling with a very tough piece of steak when with akindly smile he said: Sold in Waterloo by Simen Soyder THE DRUMMER‘S MISTAKE n and will o very wl for o do not know -t-&quI es on one of my experiences and then dyewood. M h some animals and lallseticatrvd bcanad , Tuo nas Lamen, J memeve sme ns Lest hï¬twv%.-dmruw'â€mh&w, the boats. _I could, howerer.mske tnt | mean by ‘bumility‘ doubt slow progress in the derkness, and | power or hesitation in spesh .".‘“ï¬.u-r-ï¬uodfl“- 'u:cy I has simost resched relations between what them, a tall Zule loumed up in|and moy and the cest of y path, and the moment he Acings andâ€" eagyiogs AM hoy he sprang hefore me. Thes, not ouly know thiir oun k no time for hesitathom 1 rtifeq “]h‘vuq‘h whe end hred. He gore a are not oaly in pyeil, and in a moment I found hone, but know t cfll I enshed on end down the } 005y they do not think ; just as the 402000088 Iitq seach “o“p’ dbt}im‘h&,~ua‘l.“ ~.: which was C eparpaeay worship them; ‘I out him loose, but left the gog in his mouth, for fear he might ory out, I pleced the little fellow on my back sod set out for the boats When I reached the mud hole I bheard the bushes crackling and know st once I must face s noew danger, and s second grow} told me it was the other lion, I Wu.flhdjunhw & AMTOW ween the Mcl::'&h-?dmvhnlnv the teilâ€"tale eyes I got as near the slimy swamp as possible, and began to have some hopes of escape, when she sprang sb me with teriific foree. I rngbvnu‘tovubhr,m would jump orer me. Bhe not striking me as she expected she hit Mmumhdd‘y‘,d'udumh‘ a complete somersault her back into the mud hole. la:.â€w I desit her a blow with my entlass which added to her sonfusion. I struck buc.u’.budoh“ï¬ov.†from my hend, and turping over, be rAbMWh‘w-‘ know she would be ont and upon me in an ipstent, I had po recourse bat to use my ride. I took a quick sim, =,ud~ld‘-‘.hum the shot or the tremendons hblow I had desit her with the onthees I could _‘I, with some difficulty extricted myâ€" self from under bis buV{ body, whish lsy scross my legs, I found the girl stone dead, but the hoy was unburt, and I could see by his staring eyes, which showed white,even in that darkâ€" ness, that be appreciated his terrible , ‘He evidently saw the roiut of the spear for he moved uneassily from side to side as if seeking a chance to jump by it, I followed his motions, till,with an augry snarl he sat down upon his haunches, thus showing bis intention to jump over it For a moment he was motionless, and then, good heaven! he came, As he went into the sir I moved the spear quiskly after him, He came down upon it in .:. inot»;nt.ï¬ His great paw struck me‘â€" ut his fin, on the queer scar on his ngukâ€"'mr; | fell with awful force against the little girl. The lion lsy motionless, for the: spear had entered his heart, | ‘The Zulus had formed a sort ol'dpm cession and was marching towards a clump of trees about 500 yards inland, where they proposed to leave the childâ€" ren to be dévoured,. I was armed with my repeating rifle, a very fine weapon of 48 mbr(ss. a cutlass amd a very long and strong Zulu spear. Skirting the wood with great caution, I wa» rapidly approaching the treea where the procesâ€" sion had now arrived, when I found that I must make a long detour to avoid a swampy mud hole into which I came very near falling. When I sucâ€" ceeded in reaching the spot where the children had been left ib was very dark, and the Zulus had gone. The poor little things were tied to a tree, wg‘i):h | stood .'P.n from the clump about 25 feet. They were a bol{ and a girl. The boy was gagged,and the poor little girl was in a dead faint from fright. 1 was about to cut them loose when a‘ thundering roar, so near that the ground trembled, made me clutch my spear in m horrifisd surprise. I dared not fire my heavy rifle, except as a last resort, for the report would surely bring the Zulus. lPloooked toward the bush and saw two eyes, which glowed ominously in the darkness. I placed my spear against the tree, and holding the point in the direction from which the lion must spring, I awsited the attack, to some spirit whom they wished to &id them in the contest. Two lions bhad been prowling around for a day or so, and the chiefs declared that they had been sent to receive the sacrifice as a token of the loyalty of the tribe to the God of war. 1 determined to preâ€" vent such a horrible proceeding, if posâ€" aible I declared to act alone. I ordered my men to hold the boats in readiness to move at any moment, aud uit. dusk set out on my perilous expediâ€" tion. 6 ‘I had penetrated farther than usual that year, baving met with much sucâ€" cessand was on my way to thecoast, when one day we came unexpectedly upon a Zalu village. The people were in great excitex eat, and impelled by curiosity,‘ (indicated by the turned corner of his mouth,thought I). ‘I moved my boats under a bluff and sont one of my men to ascertain the cause. _ I learned that this community was about to go to war with a neighboring tribe, and were making ready to secrifice two children you will see that it takes a man who has ‘been there‘ to get the true ring out of even a slight adventare. the boy, who had fslien, I beliere the fArst test axipact thikr kdlow men to ki bore mean by *bumility‘ doubt of P. O. Box 288, London, Qot. power or hesitation in apeaking W [ SA â€"uoorfffty im ememreepermeaetinericts zd-.hu.m lot relations between what he Ageney and smy and the cest oA the ; # Acings and seyings. AM great men not ouly know their own buskness but nsuaily know that they know it and are “wb“-d.* perie s oo selves on that account 1::.. @@" UÂ¥ _ _ 4 and headahe." K. & L. Pillse are the Pille are a stenderd cemedy "â€,'"’Jq;_'" Gerdner, oA this town, suffered for 40 years with indigestion and its over face of a Madonns the form of »a syiph ! but, bless his fond Aoolish heart he besen‘t eyes for anyone bat me.â€" » cherub.‘ » charming, soulful, blackâ€"brown, F yours, are watery groy,‘ ~__ ‘m are divinely blue.‘ * her mouth doesn‘t look as if it were made of anything but pie,‘ _ besuU‘lgl Diack locks, like Jo.n, LJ deer, and hor eyes instead of being sug ‘Don‘t know who you can mean. My typewriter girl has ufly red hair, not besutifal black locks, like yours, my Mr. Broker (suddenly becoming abâ€" sorbed in a new )â€"Ob, he wight, if she was pretty ; E:Mb I never saw a tty t riter girl yet. p'.'wyb‘{"!.l'uv a typewriter girl at your office who couldâ€"‘ ‘That redâ€"heired thing T ‘Red baired ! Bhe h:s the loveliest, sunniest tressee I ever gazed on,‘ Mrs. Brokerâ€"My dear, do you supâ€" pose it is possible for a young man, alâ€" most any man, to sit slongside of a beautiful creature all day long, watchâ€" ing her pretty fingers toying with m typewriting machine, without falling in love with her ! The greatest boast of Paine‘s Celery Compound is, that it cures when all other medicines fail, and 1t is the only advertised remedy that is regularly preâ€" scribed by physivcians. s information. I put up my handâ€"1I Paine‘s Oelery Compound a Lifey| was very careful to put up my handâ€" Renewer in iHot Weather. and asked for permission to ask the ue uestion,‘ Thousands of people feel weaker and 14 ‘And what did she say T more unhsalthy during the summer| â€" ‘She told me to some to her desk and months than at any other time of the | ask is,‘ year. This is due to the depressing| (weipf and weakening hot weather, ‘And I went to the desk to ask it. The weakest system may be fortified | but inatead of answering it she put me and made strong by Paine‘s (_Jelary right in the closet.‘ Compound, earth‘s greatest blessing to | _ ‘Gingglar ! But did you do any thing suffering humanity, We quote the| wrong on the way to the desk T the words of one of Canada‘s best ‘Any‘hh;' wrong on the '." Wh’ physiciane ; he says : ‘If men and woâ€"| no, oh! the only thing I did on the wa men during the heated days of summer | was to playfully turn a couple of a.nl would use Paine‘s cï¬lï¬â€™y 00wpouud .pnnâ€,_gofl,ou Tf.mur[pt, three or four times a day, they would hore in is rrrmmecccnrans ‘ find their vitality and |t.ron1th yrontly | moniâ€"purifiers, Hhough gradunl, are radionl in incresased, and their digestive OrgANs ) their effert, Ayor‘s Sarsoparilla is Intended as would be more vigorous and in better | a medicine only and not a stimnlant, excitant, condition,‘ + |or beverage. Jmmediate results may not al Tam going upstairs to soak my head‘ I growled and up I went, madder than a hornet, with the clerk‘s merry laugh {a::dgling in my ears.‘â€"New | York ger. THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND. _ ‘Look here, said the clerk, ‘what do you want with two pitchers of ise water at four a‘clock in the afternoont ‘Give me the key to 66, and send two pitchers of ice water at once gives thewm some yarn to fit the occas ‘Had a screpping match with a cook and the fgllow up with a threeâ€"tined meat fork and hit him a clip. He is a queer genius,‘ the clerk continued; the anewer. ‘But he has be:n a great traveler, has he not? I asked. ‘Ob,uo,he came hore a country boy 25 years uonndmnm been A Forty Xeor Wid Grtoranee Hemovedâ€" In Beth, Ont., Ohase‘s Kidnoy Liver ‘And I d» bate noses,‘ ‘*Queer. lâ€"hJ::lank was â€"ILW'duï¬d the mouth of ‘How did he get that scar? I queried ‘I went to the botel clerk, and asked ‘What is his name? * Smith.‘ be replied. ‘Who is het ‘He is the steward of the house,‘ was metQady that gare im mhhet the. Edfl‘uw()u‘“‘o & Beautiful Bin#® ty. i > teat : lonbt of apesking : â€" vier 5o | rst of the 1 ‘a Loaferâ€"YXus!| Well, wot I seys is a| â€"â€"â€" “hu-u:;::' § N Hojitater â€" wot L says is | eaacae it‘s dashed unfeis to the tailorin‘ in | , z. 10 ors. Oures Constiration awp Laves T114 â€"Dr, Agnew‘s Liver Pills are the most â€" perfect made, and cure oA Liver Iiis: 10 sents a vialâ€"40 doses. RBold by Ed. M, Devi(t. ly, Presently my mother said, ‘You must come and make it up with Bran, or“bflu poor hllovlu'rill ory flun;l.l night!" _ Accordingly we door, and one by one mm pay in sign of forgiveness, whereupon he quistly walked down stairs, and after eating his suppor with avidity, curled himself up on the straw and went to ll.,.â€"&l&l Isanerrs Turres, His nightly restingâ€"place was s celâ€" lar, where he had a comfortable straw couch provided for him, and his usual custom was to run down stairs immedâ€" istely to his bed and supper; but on this evening he remained at the top of the stairs and cried and whined piteousâ€" Bran, our big dog, showed himself conscience stricken on one particular occasion, We were uu{lng at Yarâ€" mouth,and Bran, who was allowed perfect liberty, was lost for one entire day! 3: night, jost b;fon the house ?.-a ut up, he made his appearance, ing met at the hall dool:, he was rebukâ€" ed and his offered rv not taken, ‘ His nichtlyv reatin@â€"viace was a cal. e re es Bloodâ€"pusifiers, though gradual, are radical in their ffert, Ayor‘s Sarsoparilla is intended as & medicine only and not a stimmlant, excitant, or beverage. Jmmediate results may not al ways follow its use; but aftera reasonable time, permanent benefit is certain to be realized. ‘Anything wrong on the way ? Why no, oh! the only thing I did on the !u! was to playfully turn a couple of handâ€" -pnngc.â€"gonou Transcript, ‘I was shut up in a closet for half an hour.‘ ‘What for t‘ ‘I do not *kpow ; only I wanted to know nomot‘hg of the teacherâ€"some asked. has co go tn school, and it is farewell CONUIOW to all those "pleasant unconventionaliâ€" | ; Officeâ€" h ooon mane ties! On hiflory first day at school feo, over mxmu hy Sorsets. Watet: he came homé and complained bitterly | _ MOB®Y to loan at lowest rates of tnterest. that the teacher punished scholars for | FR8®*®!0X CorQurou®, _ A. B. MoBrinz nothing at all. S ‘Have you been punished T he was| _______ MRDIOAL, ______ A Playful Lad. °* Solicitors in all t Thelistener has an acquaintance with &.b".!-_"m-. & a young gentleman of ten who has W. H. Bowilsy, never been to school up to the present Co time, but has had bis instruction priv<| E. P. Cume_nt. ately at home. As a result of this, and | ~â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" the wellâ€"justitied confidence of his parâ€" | A *EX MILLAR, Q ents in hiin, the young man has been eto. allowed much wholesome liberty regardâ€" | Brreet .‘w ® ing the minutiae of life. Bat now he| â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" has co go to school, and it is farewell | (OL~QVHOUN & M to all tbou'pleulnl uncen ventionaliâ€" | * Oflceâ€"Corner King isfactory ; prevent a cold . ' or fever. cure all liver iMs. . l l sick headuche, jaundice, constpat‘on, ete. whe. The only Fills tw take with Hood‘s Sarsaparilis ch COROY To ‘an.) P Office * K iller‘s Block, Water _ H O o s !w"'m“.‘ .uml' e c â€" _ _ _Conyes: Much in Little s cHll lvauys ready, wb a cleut, always sat prevent a cold l 8 o gn Conscience of a Rog. «‘p««|Frod G, Hughes D.D.8, Hello There ! WM". penberm on tap ies ceb John Strobol‘s, DEDJ TIB@T. Office in the Oddfellow‘s Blook, Waterloo, Ont »puctumim fire ie e »H se enth on ons Pn ast og:l_‘:.-'w EYE ay» EAR Traavep, pemaniiieenAin T9h â€"it, W, *AÂ¥ wWhbie, o. v. s is fiierar Py ag oo tss B ht Telephone communication, DR. A. Â¥, BAUMAN : § Paveic:ax, Sunezox awo Aocovensu®. E. P. Cumaznt. â€"" quxln.ux.oio. . oto. Street -u"EE.“""‘"' hvvâ€"â€"-â€"- d EU \““I.. Nll:m veyancers. lend on Mor at lowes rates. h&nflflm Be ~_W.H. BowrsY, M.A., LL.B., Q.C,. County Ur>wa Attory «nd be in charge of the office . 099“0'9". For the painless Extraction of testh, Waterioo Nov, lst 1898 > s Cargner County af Waterloa. Officeâ€"At his residence an Erb streeb. Telenhane communication, W, A. KUMPF, VETERINARY SURGEON, Lévery, bole u‘â€":aup Stable woce arely Abatlnont 0s 38 0e former hy the late Dr, Walden | A GENERAL BANKiNG Business Tramsacten. FarmErs Nores DiscountE® Afuort m > DRAFTS !88UED PAVYVABLE AT ALL POINTS IN CANADA, AND THE PRINCIPAL elephone communication, ciTtiee in Thge Unitep Srtates, Grear Baritain, FRANCE, BERMUDA, &o, ME en nrrmmninnierconnennrnnonme n ontmenemnne mc on memmnreegs w wnkge !‘g:',l{o'g;’l'g;:,mw!ég,'m a or mcavmpv:::wuno v:;:;:,’:;::m:m w98 r. D. 8, n or e t DEPOSIT y P t8.H e wiy roata T the :%'\m:gu :: APDED TO THE mwu& AT wv’“‘"# A OWLBY & CLEMENT MNonw Is Lnzs Trus Fon FRRBDR WATERADG 109 King street cast, Beriin. ttention paid to Catarrh, Asthma , . Coayes ancers, otc. Toronte and Waterioo Office and Residenceâ€"John street Ii‘ A. _ J. &. Ll?uos. B. A. King stroot w ©rou u. Uver ai. Deviti‘s store, W aterioo (Monzy To Loax,) _Reade will reside in W aterioo DENTAL (Money to Joan.) and Clork of the courts, Notrrics and tor, Notary Public AT LAw ï¬-‘;y";im‘fl.z The SIMPSON (0. ASSORTED STOOK â€"Largest and Bedâ€"Room Sets, Side Boards, Extension Tables, Parlor Sets, Ete,, Ete. FURNITURE and Read the ;uoa&nt endorsement ever ‘given any remedy. RE GuagiNTEED For ï¬w or Moxsy Raruxoup. In the interest of the masses, for whom these usom are compiled,the United States Health Reports have examined and investiâ€" g:ud many preparations, having for their ject the cure of the toboool:suhit. but them all we have no hesitancy in givâ€" :m)«hl endorsement of these iloporu S8UBSCRIBED CAPITAL * DEPOBIT WITH 1LOMINiON GOV‘T All§Policies Guaranteed by The LONDON & LANCASHIRE FIRE INS co, with Ausets of $15,000,000, The poorest man on earth can le cured of the tobacce habit by using Uncle Sam‘s Tobacco Cure. CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE Fact DEAD Sure THE®MERCANTILE FIRE U8TABLiIsHED 887 HEAD OFFICE, ToRoNTa, CAPITAL (PAID UP) 8IX MILLION DOLLARS .« $e,000,000. REST = @ « w = a @ @ @ w .'1,0“..“7 {THE TOBACCO HABIT CURED, We employ B0 men. We manufacture our in the County, HEAD OFFICE, tS. Tresident, J@OMN AMUM, Viceâ€"FPrcaident, JdAMES LOCKIE," Managing Birector, T. A. GALE, Inspector,. Ming At., Bertin, Qet» B, E. WALKER, Generar Manager. INSURANCE COMPANY INU@KFORKATED 1815. WATERLOO BRANCH iNE IAKEL ONBAR WPORK. â€" Near the Rallmy Diamand, Watedos At the City Grocery, ;m“wrmh 25e 1 3 pounds Cal. Blue Plums for 25e *’i 3 pounds Evaporated Apples 256 _ 2%, pounds Cal. Apricots tor 25e ’ 1 pound Cal. Silyer Prunes for 156 _ California Fruits. _ sale by K. M Devitt, Waterloo, leaving the system in a perfec l_m; oaud‘mon. sn?tlu person udu?h same, forever free from the habit. Tw In the hg ht of our examiaations and tests of "Uncle ‘s Tobacco Cure" we are but performing a duty when we endorse the same, and stamp it as the achieveâ€" y NAY ce cai °’:‘?.“"m3.“ ( & t a# &8 1 ONLY $1); heuo-ngo earnestly advise youâ€" to write to them for full particulars. ‘or to the remedy known as "Uncle Sum‘s bacco Cure," manufactured bg the Ke Remedy Co,, at 218 La Salle Street, Chi We have demonstrared by personal that this antidote positively destroys the taste and desire of tobacco in ten daye. WATERLOO, ONTARIOQ * = $200,000â€"00» * 50.079 T6 Vure" we are but _ [ j n we endorse the ‘ achieveâ€" *;“f!iu R i Coi estly am ou i‘ particulare. ‘n‘: #1