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2. _ "Oh fno! Itâ€" was & gold piano from g ‘the nine and tenâ€"cent emporium!" \, maid Mr. Loengsers. i __ " was NELTHER!" decigred. Miss Ni. Fusgy Wuszy . \ 0. "Oh yes, NEITHER. L ought â€" to ;‘ have remember that," said Uncle _ AWigefiv. "I getâ€"let me see nowâ€"I (. get neitker =t the four amd fiveâ€"cent a ‘store. Sitx couts‘ worth you want; ‘doun‘t you? Six cents‘ worth of neith _ UNCLE WiGGILYâ€"AND THE «"Bs You meen yoer won‘t tamenme W Nuat you wil} forget?" askel ) muskrat lady heusekeeper. Til bring wihat you asked me to J sugipose it is thist which you doâ€" hot want me ‘to forget," spoke Mn Lonkears. "You sal you worked a. ‘diamoand dishoan from the one and. \0 _ "Ok doar sugh & fot of work TH r aici douse." 2@ "Hom! ‘This sounds like (roubâ€" 17 ould Wike Treaity Ttabbit. "I wond who t &**" Â¥fe looked over the @“*-‘ ‘Wilypop bush, and he we« . wery glad when We saw Ns [riond i*l. Po#@abp#e. Yr. Dorcupine was Jate, Inugiting "‘ Y ‘_:*‘W to pffe n this oud in * the â€" 4 miy wite." waeid Mr. Porâ€" rgfl told Wer T%d have it done > h ) ‘Who wakt dowstown shopping. .. but t lit #t go wurf! «o Tnta ‘that now E witt gitt it dowa in time, and it‘s Sno#. I fear, so our winter f i te esovaret trom sikht." P483 you iput ft #1 the celar," } € ikidte Wikgty, and between am Sketwo animal friends soon ,’e. ‘§“ «tofed away. J "And your wife wasa‘t come back Ayet," spuke the bunuy. "Tell you / \whin & on home to lunch with Â¥y 2 Jane always has some * ‘Look here, Mr. Langears! said Nurse Jaue, serious Wke. "You must not try to be fiumrny mo early in the morming. ! said I.wanted nsither a gold dishyan dor a diamond piinoâ€" or whatcver it was you saidl." soime blutuas Ga be Nuw, Uuole Wiggiy really wanted to remember Nerse Jana‘s rcedies, BDut on ke w*#s hoppfiie alorg tue burny. ali at unte, Weerd a voice say "TH budug Â¥Ne n4edies‘!" promived ~iz. Loagenre, and thenm over thi neids will dhrough the woods ho nopred Heooked arownd curcifthy, Kor fomr be might see the Worsels or the YHER ca whom he had plared tmlcks. bui she uuiigry | beast.os Cupers x uoes.~ â€"~l..6 @Bo lc a Li Ufrsuuut s WILBg.‘ ~â€"© (By Howsed R. Garis.) ‘ ‘% Chcle Wigely, please m? | dalnbhinert" begged NikSt Joie.| E‘M' promisedt the bunny "I WA NOT!‘ exelailad Surse cdies .wcedies! aaswored wise Jazce L was.t geedies to sew "Wel, wiat was it you wanted Ca, yeu> OV ooa ‘ag ow I rewienâ€" 10 ~409, BeviLus and â€" pins, ; sa@» stefts tire tun scou Hum! This sounds like (roub RMERS: Wil you consult your ‘Or dnughtor .whother she could Begier it"aite knew iam Â¥it. The avérage woâ€" iifvints wae Houphie out of stump bungalew oge diy: 1901, by MuCture KeWsâ€") woking problem whan ghe . while in New N8rk Mr. Ray will \tlit a germent. You can holp | tmake a ‘mumber of scedde fot this by sending ber to | ~@madge" bis wew <R6b. Wagner Â¥lHiHth, WTabvie, Watstn, tiâ€" prothised Mr. Porcupine | ahd ‘be whd Uncle Wigqily | ipe this by sending Her to | "Smadge bis Hew »ROD _ o. Nb‘,“h” treatâ€" .Â¥ot m tWo weeks cultiag |protoplay. His headquarters T the 1"::?"‘" appdutad tourgh. mm;mi:mnuumoln- am} Iitty M._iIf Your Tess afe so stout as e trying to be anâ€" saugheds&ke muskrat by We« wourg me two big pile of sticks of ttilf%e, ‘charts ars Oe Write dor tall . Â¥ith. HParine are Gul.Fb8. x | . Unale, Wiggily â€"looked Axst in one ~ |fpociist and. thew in aatdbiiy,. tarnâ€" $ ‘nnt_ some of theit ‘Inside ‘dan _ , | "m kngw . you. Waernt â€" â€"| dmng tkéint" went n.lmané.' ; Sviggily oo 000 | nc speaker referred to f Wer ad: Ipacitstend thew in i s PA DC ippigegy / ‘Thip some of thhin Inkide ‘Out. . \|. se Salhe s aamrinablk o the Ne ‘Hqidiy. . "Â¥ou Were mwfixz intleib® Jokes "and tis He. df =yo9u. ave forgotten ‘eil aliout the bubly. e pook off his tall. #llk. .. lint .. ~ Nigine: Jn wished.the: Huld not spoltet #o ‘Guichty, Tor ste of, kelping Mr. Porenpitie with his woud, yot know: I forzet trem al knew _"I giiess L heve forgotten them, Janie, my dear" sadly said, Uncie Wiggily. "You see it was hacanse brought. thimgs from ‘the store in Bs hat . But tb time tha/wit ED OWPOSTIUCOC S #» "Needles for. sewiig" â€" spoke. Nurse Jarnb. O ‘Udeetes" "I‘ it‘s needies you want L can give you as manry #s yow Hke!" laughed Mr. Porctphfe. "My stick= erv sharp quills are as, fine as ced out a doubls pPeÂ¥#fal (for they were very loose 4n ‘liis sldn). mad Bended ° tihein to The ruskrat Imdy. "Oh, they ‘are just what I tn#odâ€" ed!" sgaid NWurse Jane . "Hh! Then it‘s just as well L Sor toé!" laughed the Buniy. "And mgw for some apple ‘@amptingâ€"â€"but dou‘t <put any needies | in the sauce." s needles. The: Radiats dnge used them to sew their clotm@ . before the Pilgrim PotHhcrs Oronght needâ€" les and pins. Hiwe, have a fow of my nsediss,, Miss: Pisiy Wuzrzy," and the Porqugine @eutlemi» pick su.s‘a Jane lasghed amd said she wouldn‘t, aad Mz Longears So this teaches us that just because a clock strikes that is no §in it belougs to a wilomn And s the uround the muk‘bottle and squceze L so it grds *ae bfecoumbs,. I‘ll tell you next <uout Uncle Wiggily and Weodie‘s clapper. Wealthy, successful ard famous rs he is, Charles Ray‘s forthcoming visit to New York Wl be his first He has never seen the ‘big town" Lcfore. Netthsr was We ever visitâ€" cd Boston, Phiiadelphia, Baltimore, Washington or oth@r exfffeme ‘eastâ€" eru points, bet witen To @epariA from Los Angeles on Novembet 1§ all the Targe cities wil We on his itinercry. Theatre owmets are MAkiNG oÂ¥ tensive â€"z«pmerations ‘for is recup the East imcognite like auy other tourist on his vecstion, Dut the er hibitors would mot B him. His studio has been bésefged by teleâ€" grams and iavitetious. Ray, bowewver, has a €@opâ€"seated »yogys ys ptudh is possible. aversion to hetels. _ N&r does h# ; inpare‘is is certagu rubbing exercise like railroad trains. ENe lind €2008h whish fs w#li recotmmended for this. of that, he daola®es, a teW years 280 | 1f the skin is ry coatit with a little when he plaÂ¥ed the timeâ€"honored | coq4 cream Wefore you begin this mingling of the #ohob! thildren, th® wubhing. IH4t is very oily use falcum baseritits wt ‘¥ih Margaret mrmm is simply to make the school have been clossd wi#@ Thb | jubbing easier. bold the bands over soheduts yearrunijed so we to ®Hii®® | the (fice with the pailms ot the habd ate the necessity for their use. DWt | that is the cushiony part of the hauc ing this tetm edvéral of ‘tis cases of |‘againgt the akin. Then rub and kneac diphtheria which have coms to th®/the tuscies vigorouslyâ€"yet 0| notice 6t the wewIth whthatities df| too viorousty. Whiat you Wadt is the city bave bakm eithier 0f pupils| to Â¥itnuTite ‘the cifediation ot th attending Margaret avéhue sbhtol of | blood and to exertise ttidse iniscte: of familion having children atteading | Â¥ou do hot want to pull or ‘stretc: that school. | thata. ‘one night smamds" @utf® ts deigitt | wite ‘bcm ”':?m" P asiou mhite Â¥tage <ardot. Jn mt mukibn.s fhas ler mnch btkink "Rorzot what?" @eBed the parcu: home," he seid, "that I do not thank my wtars that hy bed isn‘t suependâ€" od over Pulliman trucks. [ bave put ‘off going to New York Tor t‘me. Now, bowever, busih mands thy attention thate." Close Bavement of School to Prevent 1 seldom twsm in for the night in To Visit New York Next Week throagh the \ epeincgh e be h n Eie n h es LV T w * \iteduce vour weiight, H ‘this is really| _ All ‘inquirtes. address8d "to. _ MH®®; " 0. 0 oo e dquatats he ‘bowePs ' L t | the walise of the @xx«x_ weakuess Forbes in care 6( The "Bebuty Oirdts®" | 14x8tiÂ¥s ‘Wuith fegritits hn bowa‘n H“M \n thim. you miust be very riuch over. épartign: will be unswered in thiie ‘and swadtan tire ‘stoniec~,"thus drfvâ€" No l * . . | weht. Perhaps, however, the "ugâ€" coturmng in thetr virs. "his ‘yequires Mk it bodBtpitidn and ‘fortigestion rea Thiswate v,_,,’Mmhm*-t.mmcme‘mm.cm.'mngm&mm. They afe es 4 â€"_ ptoads feelin q»‘nguu'm'eu‘mmmm. it «|sofa "by Inegoide WMeaters ‘of ‘by mail ] to. privéuy ‘3( Nee, bulile yoimselr ‘up . We n wuaesiped ccu (syiuu uc 0t wave) ut %5 sollts n box /from "The ‘Dr., W1 3 ie ?’ ep ragtt dgath., . Tuet We enclosed With uis ydst |(haie Bréatoina Co., ‘Brockvils. Ont rouk ‘ JA ~R sottes . by ‘De Gaitgy. se 5 emumertand wA * stt | numerous: {anpimer schools this lady Sotw igalor a /Mistory in m collo . «id you fi”z“h on the piano and by. the use ot:rec 4 ime@ 24 ,- n k d We@ner |face will be toned up. and _ 3. One at 1. Itmeâ€"~wpskker want bakk to the to. LMNM Hitstrating Wer ‘de. *|â€"gcription, 0t Indfan miléte ‘with the t , m ui Fe Eo MernsPyâ€"" spesker saying it was the outgrowth of music brought bacikc by eruéadars. |â€" Sarly opere ceame gext. with very little oratrestretion," then the expresâ€" \ sive music of these later days, and pepular band music. . Hog Yong" ‘Whe suole partfcntarly of the rhythm of this bisfc, saying that mugic had three vital elements, and that peopie went Htirough three stagos. . in appreciationâ€"frst _ thes liked rbythm, next melody, and" then As ‘an trample 6f ts ‘very didést music, the speaiter played ‘some Chiâ€" Reve mersates, znd then, to show the ‘@itfevence, Â¥ome Japanese mustc. Arâ€" ‘abidn music also Wis pluyed, and then the Grecian "Hymn to Apalto," the apeater explafuidk that prosentâ€" ‘Jay ‘muisfc coimés from ‘the Greeks. ‘The Greeks use the lyre, and ome ‘cmttd trace the stage of civilization 8t peoples by the predéimImancée of stringed over percussion . instrumâ€" ‘The speaker mest told of the inâ€" troduction of music frto the church, playing a Gregoriag Mass, and tellâ€" ing how it changed as time went on, playing some of the isfer Masses to show the difference in music. &A trouâ€" INDUSTRIAL AcCTIVITY Is STIMULATED BY MUSIC Music and work, in practiq@, is as eld as the hills. It was pracficed by the sncient Egyptians and is still tol lowed by their modern successors. It is a well grounded oriental cusâ€" tom aumd the combipation is to be seen in the Wost Indies. Indeed withâ€" out music it is dowbtful whether Singing at work was familiar in: Â¥he cofton plattations in ‘southern perts bf the United States. ‘The deep signifcince of it to white peopte geems to Ife in a sense of happiness at work and contâ€"at With it. A workâ€" man, ‘for exatmple, whistling, dts seminates a feeling of cheerful acâ€" ceptance of one‘s lot t others. and implfes a Tove of his work. Of course if the workman satfg at bis work the much work womld ever have been achieved by orfental races. There is mo doubt whatever as to he value of music in stimulating the ndustrial life of the world. BEAUTY CHATS \teduce vyour weight, f ‘this is really moq-«m’,u;g weakness Un Thim, you mtust be véry rauch overâ€" s es 2 N ce 1E k a lady who is both an ada~ ist ande masicianâ€"«This: lady‘s is tp. ingass beture ~loachinig «the why agd wherefare of @uâ€" STRENGTHENING CHEEK MUSCLES By EDNA &KENT FORBES at es at. the decidety c ‘ot ita.. t "tem. . \It. i# not an instrumnt of giyéty; it ‘does ‘tot Taugh. but is perhaips too "easily moÂ¥ed‘to tears. (Outy "tite Hlind ot‘s conéiinnmigte‘ artist Can : produce from «4grban". The igreat artists wio u4q this instraient are woble alwayse. to redeem their noble instrument from the charge of monatony and make it a : }@;> sorever, «lts, toge, in the: lewer registers is sembre w ite mikdls is traged with \ melan: choly, and in the upper;regions is viaintively loyely . 80. wiy would not its tones trde Â¥rom al} Sdinblauce ‘6t THESE busingss MEn are .. ALIVE To THEIiR INTERESTS Thet leading busiogses men all om| the Unitéd Statés re alive to the real maeds ofâ€"music & a factor in commercialâ€"life is shows by the news Just to band thatâ€"aâ€"serieaof finwccn“ certs preseated each .year by the HMuntiegton Choral Society of West Virginie will this season have the npaficial backing ot 100 of Huntingâ€" tan‘s *proroiment busingss men. who are underwrittig the series with »a tund of $100 each to be ussd in case 6f a deftcit. If any logs ti gus~ taimed it will be apportioned ameak the guarantors at the ond Of the 203â€" all lovers of music love the ‘ tal son./PFhais, a fend of more than $10â€" 000 ts ‘available ss a working capiâ€" Fhe above serfes of cencerts, it is tnteresting to pote, draws an sudiâ€" ence from many outlying: districts néar Huytington, ‘and the Huatingâ€" ton busimess mén believe that much outside business ts attracted . that would otherwi§é be lost. The maâ€" jority of the â€"gi6u are metnbers of the Rotary Club, which bas also endoreâ€" ed the ceucerts, as did also the Kiâ€" wanls Club. % uen e E0000 "DYdna‘t you uow it is against the law to beg for money?" asked tha woulan to the tramp at tte bick doer. , ma‘am bri m‘-‘(wh-ly fo: ue of your pbotograpas, ma‘am." asylum to Wwuy ‘TtHs *cEtto is Loveo "I wasn‘t g0‘D {n Lighter Vein fame flew uver 30 Irish the comsternuation of the t‘ beg for no money % Lk inmates. Next day two of the luna tics were discutsing the machine. Que said: "Do you krow 1 dreamed last night I made omne of those contrivances and flew to Au: stralia in 60 minutes." "That‘s strange," said the other "I trad a ‘similar dream. 1 went to Me} tourne in 60 seconds." "How did you go"" ‘"Right through the earth." "Look here, my friend, you‘re not a Iumaticâ€"you‘re a blithering idiot, that‘s what you are." ‘"But surely," sail the haughty woman, "If I pay fare for my dog bhe will be treated the same as other passengers and be allowed to occupy a seat?" I "Of course, madam," the guard reâ€" pifed, politely, "provided he does not put his feet on it." "Wouldn‘t It be fimne : we could live our livés over?" said the opâ€" timist. . ‘‘Whet good would it do us?" sneered the pessimist. "It would merely enable us to make our misâ€" takes easier." "I heer you‘ve besn spending the summer at your mun\iln camp. Nid you snfoy roughilg it"" ‘"Yes; and so did the people to hom [ sublet my apartment." Mrs. W. Beesley, Milla Roche, Ont. writes: "I Have used Baby‘s Own ‘Tablets for the past eig)t thonths and would not be withgut them. _ I used mix ‘tor indfgéstion and te@thâ€" ing aund hiy baby is cutting his teeth without any trouble whatbvér. I ¢an highly recdminiénd (tHe Tabléts to other métners." WPPR "Itts. Busdtay says thousands of other mothers say. ho Tablets tra s ‘nt!ld ‘but thorougn taxx:198 ‘Whith feystats ‘hs ‘bowein ‘and sw8Â¥tin ts ‘stomad, thus dotvâ€" Sheâ€"Poor Maud, sho‘s so worrled bout her â€"proparty. Heâ€"Mortgage on it? Sheâ€"â€"Nq vunburnâ€"ber face ts bher P. §&.â€"Th» bustuess eud of a ‘woâ€" an‘s {etter. « WNould Not Be Without Baby‘s Own Tablets . Loes Difficuit till dotlectorâ€"â€"But why do you let ur wife ‘spand all your money? Mr. Menpeckâ€"Becausge T‘d rather etu1® Vast Improvement. . â€" lew NYork‘s wewsest barber shop w‘ds téa with a whive, which is a sugaqt depurture from the custom n TitBits Idle Curiosity?®" The blame thing ks day and night This is Your Home Paper. Subscribe F LEAVE YOUR ORDER OR MAIL DIRECT TO #1.#0 14 Months #1. Waterloo County‘s Biggest, Best and Oldest than with her.â€"â€"Lonâ€" TO NEW SUBSCRIBERS For Balance of Year © $74 The Chronicleâ€"Telegraph _ Complete Reports of Local Happenings. Interesting Summary of World Events. : Exclusive List of Auction Sales and Farms for Sal Latest Market Reports and other Features. KA of giving the patron a mouthful of lather. â€"Life. Youn g “Jack” Hoelscher Breaks Leg in School An unfortunate accident befell Jack, the young sevemâ€"yearâ€"old son of Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Hoelsoher, 103 Courtland Avenge Thursday of ternoon while playing in the baseâ€" ntént o6f Courtiand Avenue School, He aceidentaily féll and sustained a broken leg near the hip. The young lad was removed to the Kitchenerâ€" Waterlico Hospital. His comrfades and friends will hope for his early recovery _\ On Te arrival ‘or the fife brikhie|Mrs. M. 14. Carpontar, of i‘ wie ‘fourd that the ‘datire third | Prestdent of the Ontarls floor wak‘ s#o° Cansaly ‘Alled with ~Liberal Assosintion,. .. Fire Visgits Vets‘ *‘ Club in Kitchener Â¥jre which did several hundred dollars‘ damage was discovered in the clubrooms of the Grand Army of ~Unlited Yeterass in the third storey of the Bank of Hamilton building, King and Queen Etroofs, betore ~sight "delock oh. THdiy wihen ume of the tensnts residing on the saopd floor notliced the asmoke pouriag down the stairway and sent n th: alarto. _ 180 acres, Wellesley Township, good brick house; bank barn with runming watér mt both. 25 acres of bush and 140 acres, Waterloo Township, five miles buildings, good land. Ten aeres of bush. 100 acres, four miles from Kitchener, good buildings. Soil A No. 1, and all arable. Price ..... g ug amq.b"!;fi:l%uhlp of Dumfries. em(}tm! 8â€"roomed house, bank barn and other out gs. Owner will sell or exchange for city property. Price ...........kkkkkke> «@9 $9000-m Than Ever in 19 100 acres, Weltesley Township, fine buildings, acres of bush. A good grain farm. Price ......... 68 acres, Heldelberg District; good soil, brick house, bank barn. Qwner will sell or exchange for city property. OQwner will sell or exchange for city property.____. ©790() (Q() Price 60 acres, 6 miles from Kitchener, good buildings Soll is a mixed loam, running water. Price ...... FARMS FOR SALE T acres near Waterloe. Good garden Barn and other buildings. Prica ......... 255 King St. West WATERLOO â€"â€" ONTARIO WILSON 3. BECHTEL Many others to choose from. Ask for particulars. If You Act Promptly Real Estate & Insurance smoke that the locating of the fire would have prowen extremely diffiâ€" â€"cult had it not been confined ‘to a small room used as a cloak room and kitchenette, and situated almost at the top of the stairway. It took nearly threeâ€"quarters of an hour to get the blase inder control owing to the héadway it had secured before the sounding of the alarm and th6 dlfllcn.lty under which the work had to be done. *"* _ $2000.00 hi s $6800.00 Kitcherier, Ontario from Kitchener; fne " $8700.00 $17000.00 $15000.00 «in 40507 t+ m s i SCELLEN and WEH len, B.A., LLB.;, Master in T Solicitors, Ete. .. Offices, Upstairs Block, King ‘Westy JAMES C. HAIGH Solicitor, Notary CLEMENT, CLEM TIN, law offices, Loan Building, C Foundry streets, ener, Ont. f MILLAR, SIMS D. S. BOWLBY, DR. F. G. HU Oddfellows Blo DR. J. A. HL DR. J. E. HETT, DR J. J. WAL Large Still A seizure of conside affected on’l“-q when, License. In#p6G# Inland Revenue OffiGe Provincial Otficer . a visit to the residem m.mvfiz tbo abd Bresisu, B Molsons‘ Bank J. Sims, LLB A., Barristers, fice upstaits | King St. West, Notary, Con er St. East, L. BITZER, By to Conrad Blku}.‘ ]tor, Notary P oan. Gu‘?l Pequegnat Bl Frederick St., rister, Solicitor, ) and Conve h ant‘s Banky‘m*.«;‘ 247, Kitchener, Opt. â€"_ Graduate tal Surm% Dental Surgéotis 6 gl lo{fiu in néw uilding, pucticmi mmfi on B Surgeons, D.D.6. sity. . All m racticed. gen, King W., MB eases of the Ear King St. Eost, 1 sultations, 7 to 8 r.m. Phone 414. St. S., has strieted to G. MeINT S. ECKEL, MEDI DE